Fun with 575- Part 2

A/N: Ooh! I updated! Thank you to all who reviewed! I'm going to start working on a new phic pretty soon! I'll just update this one whenever I feel like it, because writing haikus and stuff is fun!

To my loyal reviewers:

Phantom Aria: Thanks for giving me my first ever review! It made me feel so happy and special!

Miranda7911: I really loved your review! Some of my haikus don't even make sense to me, and I wrote them!

Singing Valentine: Ose Shalom, bimromav, hu yase, Shalom alenu.. Sorry, I was practicing! Thanks for reviewing! (Although you know I would Punjab you if you hadn't! Hand at the level of your eyes, ready to shoot, Morgs!)

Bubonic Woodchuck: Hurray! A haiku! I love being odd! I have such fun making people laugh. and wonder.. Thanks for the review!

Jennifleur: Mademoiselle, I will say the same to you that I did to Mlle. Morgan- I appreciate your review, but if you hadn't reviewed, I would have forced you into it. It's so happy that me and my two buddies got a trio for chorus, no? C U soon! Thanks for the review! Update The Watch!

Opera Ghost Kid: Michael Jackson scares me! He looks as though his face is about to fall apart. He's really the scariest singer there is. I mean, if he had lived in the 1800s, he would have been way scarier than Erik. (Not that I think Erik is scary- Not my Eriky-poo!) Thanks for the review!

Jamfase: Hey, Laura! Did you know I take Japanese at school? Well, it's true! Watashi wa nihongo ga daisuki desu! (That means I love Japanese!) I'm going to do some tankas in this chapter- Dedicated to you! Ask Jenny about Phantom. I'm sure she'll tell you about Morgan and my obsession!

Shandethe Sanders: OMG, I'm going to be an admirer! Squeals in Phangirl- ish delight at the prospect of random musical numbers and a bunch of other girls who love the Vicomte as much as Erik. Thank you! Thanks for the nice review!

Shekiah: Aww, thanks! I'm going to write some Erik ones just for you! Thanks much! You get extra Candy Corn today! (That's my favorite Halloween Candy, if you didn't know!)

Aathiya Lia: I like your haiku! It made me feel special inside! It gave me an extra confidence boost! I really like it much! Your haiku makes me feel so happy! Now, time for the phic!

Fun with 575 and 57577 (Tankas)

Phans everywhere-

I find myself utterly

Swamped by the onslaught

Of girls wearing paper masks

Over their pink eyeshadow.

Punjab hanging off

A tall tree. Torture chamber?

No, Erik's Christmas!

Moncharmin, Richard-

My managers know nothing

Of the safety pin-

For you see, there was a hole

In the pocket. Handy, no?

I raise an eyebrow

At the prospect of phandom.

Had I known of them

It really would have destroyed

The basis of the novel.

Erik's breakthrough-

"You know, oddly, I'm starting

to realize that-

although I was blind to it-

Christine was not bright."

That's all for now. It's not a lot, but I figured I should write a few good ones, instead of a lot of bad ones. Only five, I know! I'm sorry I spent so much time on the Author's note, but I promise that I didn't mean to. I also meant to write more poems. N-E-Way, I've been sick recently, so I guess the cold went to my head and gave me a shortage of ideas. That, or my muse was off in Hawaii. But I wanted to post this anyway. I'm probably not going to update this for awhile, but I'll work on some new stuff. You can enjoy that with enjoyfulness instead!

Please, review, but no flames! Flames from stories are no good to roast my marshmallows with! Constructive criticism is welcome, though! (So, once again, no telling me I suck!)

Love you all,

Phantom Panda :P