Setting up camp
"What do we do now?" Ayeka asked. "Now we get out of here!" Inu Yasha shouted. "We can't," Pluto stated, "We're in a closed dimension. We can't get out unless out side forces will us out." "How would you know?" Inu Yasha asked. "Puu's the guardian of time!" Chibi Moon replied proudly. "Well I guess we should set up camp then!" Mihoshi stated cheerfully. "Do you even know how to set up camp?" Kiyone asked irritably. "Doesn't it involve a mallet?" Mihoshi asked in her annoying blond-like voice. Kiyone hit her forehead with her hand. "I give up." she muttered. "First we should introduce ourselves," Mamoru said. That's when the Sailors noticed he was no longer Tuxedo Kamen, but Mamoru. They all nodded and detransformed. Everyone stared in bewilderment. "This is our true forms," Usagi explained. "Okay.." Sasami said, "I'll go first! I'm Sasami, 2nd crowned princess of Jurai." "And I'm Ayeka, 1st crown princess of Jurai." They both bowed politely. Miroku smiled 'Princesses.' he thought. "I'm Tenchi Maskaki, um, they say I'm prince of Jurai, but I've always lived on earth." Everyone just stood and blinked. That didn't make since, but he seemed cool. "I'm Mihoshi and this is my partner Kiyone! We're space police!!" Kiyone groaned as Mihoshi pulled her into a hug. 'Why me?' she thought. Rei seemed to sympathize. "I'm Washu, number one genius scientist in all of space." Ami and Hermione stared at this girl. 'Um.We must meet..' they both thought. "Oh, I'm Ryoko, wanted Space pirate! Stay away from my Tenchi!" She cried and hung on to Tenchi while floating in the air. Everyone stared openly at this. "Ignore...her," Tenchi managed to get out through gasped breaths as Ryoko squeezed him tight. Ryo-Ohki meowed and Sasami held him up. "Oh ya, and this is Ryo-Ohki!" All they girls awed in approval. The attention turned to the girl next to Ryoko. "Oh, um, I'm Tsukino Usagi! And Sailor Moon. Oh, and past moon princess and future queen of earth. Call me Usagi!" "I'm Mizuno Ami, and Sailor Mercury. Just Ami please." "I'm Hino Rei, Sailor Mars. Call me whatever." "I'm Makoto! I'm also Sailor Jupiter, but I prefer Mako-chan!" "I'm Aino Minako and Sailor Venus. Call me Minako! Oh and this is Artemis, Diana, and Luna." She pointed to the three cats who each said hi. Everyone was taken aback by their talking, of course they had seen much weirder things. "I'm Chiba Mamoru, Prince of Earth." "Oh, Me? My names Usagi Tsukino-Chiba, but everyone calls me Chibiusa. I'm the future daughter of Mamo-chan and Usagi, and Crown princess of Crystal Tokyo." Seeing everyone's confused faces she added, "Just don't ask."
"I'm Meioh Setsuna, Sailor Pluto, and the Guardian of Time."
"I'm Tenoh Haruka, Sailor Uranus. Just don't mess with me, eh?" Michiru slapped Haruka on the arm.
"I'm Kaioh Michiru, Sailor Neptune. It's a pleasure to meet you all," She said with a smile.
"I'm Tomoe Hotaru, and Sailor Saturn." The last, weaker looking one said. Everyone nodded in approval of the strange group. Of course, they were all strange in one way or another. The next person to go was Sakura.
"I'm Kinomoto Sakura. I'm the new master of the clow cards and nobody
special really." She blushed at the attention of everyone. 'Aww,' everybody thought, 'She's so cute!'
"I'm Kero!" the little flying thing said proudly, "and I'm Sakura's Guardian." "I'm Daidouji Tomoyo." The other girl next to Sakura said, bowing politely.
"I'm Li Syaoran, just call me Li," the small boy grumbled. The attention moved to the other side of the clearing.
"I'm Kagome! There's not much to say about me, but my family owns a shrine."
"I'm Sango, demon exterminator."
"Miroku, a worshipper of the Bhuda and an expert in holy magic." The perverted one bowed dramatically.
"I'm Shippo, a fox demon."
"Demon?!" screamed Usagi.
"Don't worry, I'm a good demon." Shippo replied. The others decided he seemed cute enough anyway. They turned to Inu Yasha.
"Feh.." he said and turned the other way. Kagome laughed nervously and stepped in front of him.
"That's Inu Yasha, he's a half-demon and he's not a people person." Everyone nodded. Their attention turned to the three kids.
"I'm Hermione Granger."
"Ron Weasley."
"Harry Potter." Everyone bowed in reply. Everyone turned to the group with the girl who yelled 'fire!'
"I'm Nabiki," she said grinning, "and you all owe me 1,000 yen for my wake-up call."
"Nabiki!" Kasumi shouted, "Don't mind her. I'm Kasumi, her older sister."
"I'm Akane the youngest sister, and this is.." Nabiki cut her off.
"Ranma, her fiancé! Our father owns a doujo, and one day little Akane and Ranma will settle down and--" Nabiki chirped. "LIAR!!!" Akane squealed. "Hey, I'm the one that should be mad! Being engaged to a macho chick like you!" Ranma pouted. The two begin to fuss, and Nabiki grinned. "You know how it is." Everyone looked at the unhappy couple and then at other "couples" they knew. "Yeah." They all agreed only to be attacked by scowls of potential lovers.
"So now what do we do?" Shippo asked. Haruka stepped up. Somebody had to get things in order and she was very good at giving orders.
"First, a few of us should prepare the meal," She directed. Ryoko and Ayeka both pushed Sasami up. Ranma, Akane, and Nabiki nominated Kasumi and the Senshi all pointed to Makoto.
"Ok, you three will prepare the meal! Now, half of you set up tents while the rest of you collect firewood." Everyone set off. Hermione came up to Haruka.
"My wand can light a fire and I don't need wood." She announced. Haruka leaned down and whispered in her ear.
"Yes, but we have to give the blondes something to occupy themselves with or they may end up hurting someone."
"MIHOSHI! Pick one or the other! Ah, okay! Firewood; now drop the mallet.slowly." Someone hollered, causing Haruka to begin to cry.
"Somehow, they mess even that up!" Hermione smiled and understood.
As everyone was setting up tents, Miroku took a look around. 'So many options.' he thought. Suddenly an aqua-haired beauty caught his eye. She was holding tent pegs and handing them to the tall, blonde and bossy girl as she set up the tent. Slyly Miroku snuck over to her. 'She'd make a great mother of my child..' he thought. Little did he know that he was about to ask the wrong girl. It wouldn't have been so bad for him if Haruka wasn't standing right next to her.
"Excuse me, dear lady. I noticed that you were a vision of absolute beauty." Miroku said, tapping Michiru on the shoulder. Kagome noticed the action and nudged her clique.
"Not again, that horny monk!" Inu Yasha glared.
"Miroku." Sango had daggers in her eyes. Miroku was oblivious to all of this. Even the little 'uh oh' that was heard from the rest of the senshi escaped him. Haruka was watching very warily with a raised brow, ready to pounce. Michiru just gave Miroku a cheeky grin.
"Oh my, you flatter me! Miroku, wasn't it?" Michiru flirted right back to the angst of Haruka. She was standing behind the two now; head darting from one to the other.
"Yes Goddess Michiru, and I was wondering." Miroku hesitated, now having the whole camp's attention. Haruka's eyes were slits at this point.
"No Miroku, no!" Kagome wailed quietly.
"Die Miroku. Die." Sango muttered her own reply.
"Would you bear my child?" Miroku fell admirably to one knee. Michiru was blushing, but before she could speak Haruka was beating Miroku to the ground.
"NO, SHE WILL NOT!!!" Haruka barked as Miroku repented from underneath her. Michiru and the other senshi pulled Haruka off. Miroku's gaze was slightly puzzled.
"Gomen! Gomen nasai! .Did you want to bear my child?" He asked happily.
"What?!" Michiru sputtered: angry at the idea and the attention shift.
"Oh this is a tiffy. So many to chose from." He observed stupidly. Haruka sighed impatiently.
"Look buddy, cus I'm only saying this once. We're not interested, so just leave us alone." Haruka put a protective arm around Michiru who smiled innocently.
"Oh Haruka." Michiru giggled contentedly, putting her arms around Haruka's waist and hugging her happily.
"Why do you always have to pull stunts like that?" Haruka muttered quietly. The two were about to have a quiet lover's spat. It took a moment for the others to get what was going on.
"Ohhhh! But they're both--!" Mihoshi began. A few blushed at the thought that was in most of their heads, but Hermione turned the deepest shade of red.
"Shut UP, Mihoshi!" Kiyone said with embarrassment.
"Yeah. I mean there's nothing wrong with it." Harry kindly added. Hermione looked at him in surprise.
"Definitely not!" Miroku replied, sounding happier than he had than before the whole conflict had begun. 'Pervert." most thought silently.
"There are worse things." Ranma looked at the ground uneasily.
"You mean, like you turning into a girl when splashed with cold water?" Kasumi tried to say softly but it was still heard. (dead silence) Haruka smirked thinking, 'Well, if Michiru is just going to dump me then why can't I have a little--' Michiru painfully stepped on her toe as if knowing her thoughts. Haruka shrugged helplessly.
"Thanks Kasumi. Thanks a whole lot!" Ranma growled.
"Sorry, I didn't think-I was trying-sorry." Kasumi whispered.
"Well, then! All this info on the brain; after dinner should we go to bed?" Ron inquired quickly. Heads nodded in agreement and everybody ate dinner. Most stuck to their own groups, and Miroku gave Haruka a wide berth. Some were nervous and others curious about everybody else. Things were certainly getting interesting!
~Back at the Evil Planners' Lair~
"Boy, things sure are getting interesting!" Alanna was in tears of laughter.
"Yeah! Miroku should have know better than to mess with Haruka's hubby." Lioness pointed out. "I guess he meant well."
"No, he didn't. He was just trying to get girls!" Alanna retorted.
"Hey, I like Miroku! So what if he's a perv?! He's cool!" Lioness pouted. Alanna gave her a 'there there' pat on the shoulder.
"I guess we'll see about that-and all the other characters-next time."
"Stay tuned loyal readers! There'll be more!" Lioness brightened.
"Yep, in the next chapter, called."
"Training Your Toon!" The two friends exclaimed together. Their laughter was so loud it could be heard for miles..
Li Syaoran flipped into the air while in his sleeping bag.
"Did ya hear that?!" He murmured to the dark. Hair shaded his eyes and did not aid him in his search for the source of the laughter.
"No! Go back to bed, ya brat. Waking everybody up!" Kero grumbled from his side. Li muttered to himself as he settled back down.
"Could've sworn."
"T.T, we got to be quiet, Lioness." Alanna whispered.
"Deal." Lioness answered as the two vanished.
"What do we do now?" Ayeka asked. "Now we get out of here!" Inu Yasha shouted. "We can't," Pluto stated, "We're in a closed dimension. We can't get out unless out side forces will us out." "How would you know?" Inu Yasha asked. "Puu's the guardian of time!" Chibi Moon replied proudly. "Well I guess we should set up camp then!" Mihoshi stated cheerfully. "Do you even know how to set up camp?" Kiyone asked irritably. "Doesn't it involve a mallet?" Mihoshi asked in her annoying blond-like voice. Kiyone hit her forehead with her hand. "I give up." she muttered. "First we should introduce ourselves," Mamoru said. That's when the Sailors noticed he was no longer Tuxedo Kamen, but Mamoru. They all nodded and detransformed. Everyone stared in bewilderment. "This is our true forms," Usagi explained. "Okay.." Sasami said, "I'll go first! I'm Sasami, 2nd crowned princess of Jurai." "And I'm Ayeka, 1st crown princess of Jurai." They both bowed politely. Miroku smiled 'Princesses.' he thought. "I'm Tenchi Maskaki, um, they say I'm prince of Jurai, but I've always lived on earth." Everyone just stood and blinked. That didn't make since, but he seemed cool. "I'm Mihoshi and this is my partner Kiyone! We're space police!!" Kiyone groaned as Mihoshi pulled her into a hug. 'Why me?' she thought. Rei seemed to sympathize. "I'm Washu, number one genius scientist in all of space." Ami and Hermione stared at this girl. 'Um.We must meet..' they both thought. "Oh, I'm Ryoko, wanted Space pirate! Stay away from my Tenchi!" She cried and hung on to Tenchi while floating in the air. Everyone stared openly at this. "Ignore...her," Tenchi managed to get out through gasped breaths as Ryoko squeezed him tight. Ryo-Ohki meowed and Sasami held him up. "Oh ya, and this is Ryo-Ohki!" All they girls awed in approval. The attention turned to the girl next to Ryoko. "Oh, um, I'm Tsukino Usagi! And Sailor Moon. Oh, and past moon princess and future queen of earth. Call me Usagi!" "I'm Mizuno Ami, and Sailor Mercury. Just Ami please." "I'm Hino Rei, Sailor Mars. Call me whatever." "I'm Makoto! I'm also Sailor Jupiter, but I prefer Mako-chan!" "I'm Aino Minako and Sailor Venus. Call me Minako! Oh and this is Artemis, Diana, and Luna." She pointed to the three cats who each said hi. Everyone was taken aback by their talking, of course they had seen much weirder things. "I'm Chiba Mamoru, Prince of Earth." "Oh, Me? My names Usagi Tsukino-Chiba, but everyone calls me Chibiusa. I'm the future daughter of Mamo-chan and Usagi, and Crown princess of Crystal Tokyo." Seeing everyone's confused faces she added, "Just don't ask."
"I'm Meioh Setsuna, Sailor Pluto, and the Guardian of Time."
"I'm Tenoh Haruka, Sailor Uranus. Just don't mess with me, eh?" Michiru slapped Haruka on the arm.
"I'm Kaioh Michiru, Sailor Neptune. It's a pleasure to meet you all," She said with a smile.
"I'm Tomoe Hotaru, and Sailor Saturn." The last, weaker looking one said. Everyone nodded in approval of the strange group. Of course, they were all strange in one way or another. The next person to go was Sakura.
"I'm Kinomoto Sakura. I'm the new master of the clow cards and nobody
special really." She blushed at the attention of everyone. 'Aww,' everybody thought, 'She's so cute!'
"I'm Kero!" the little flying thing said proudly, "and I'm Sakura's Guardian." "I'm Daidouji Tomoyo." The other girl next to Sakura said, bowing politely.
"I'm Li Syaoran, just call me Li," the small boy grumbled. The attention moved to the other side of the clearing.
"I'm Kagome! There's not much to say about me, but my family owns a shrine."
"I'm Sango, demon exterminator."
"Miroku, a worshipper of the Bhuda and an expert in holy magic." The perverted one bowed dramatically.
"I'm Shippo, a fox demon."
"Demon?!" screamed Usagi.
"Don't worry, I'm a good demon." Shippo replied. The others decided he seemed cute enough anyway. They turned to Inu Yasha.
"Feh.." he said and turned the other way. Kagome laughed nervously and stepped in front of him.
"That's Inu Yasha, he's a half-demon and he's not a people person." Everyone nodded. Their attention turned to the three kids.
"I'm Hermione Granger."
"Ron Weasley."
"Harry Potter." Everyone bowed in reply. Everyone turned to the group with the girl who yelled 'fire!'
"I'm Nabiki," she said grinning, "and you all owe me 1,000 yen for my wake-up call."
"Nabiki!" Kasumi shouted, "Don't mind her. I'm Kasumi, her older sister."
"I'm Akane the youngest sister, and this is.." Nabiki cut her off.
"Ranma, her fiancé! Our father owns a doujo, and one day little Akane and Ranma will settle down and--" Nabiki chirped. "LIAR!!!" Akane squealed. "Hey, I'm the one that should be mad! Being engaged to a macho chick like you!" Ranma pouted. The two begin to fuss, and Nabiki grinned. "You know how it is." Everyone looked at the unhappy couple and then at other "couples" they knew. "Yeah." They all agreed only to be attacked by scowls of potential lovers.
"So now what do we do?" Shippo asked. Haruka stepped up. Somebody had to get things in order and she was very good at giving orders.
"First, a few of us should prepare the meal," She directed. Ryoko and Ayeka both pushed Sasami up. Ranma, Akane, and Nabiki nominated Kasumi and the Senshi all pointed to Makoto.
"Ok, you three will prepare the meal! Now, half of you set up tents while the rest of you collect firewood." Everyone set off. Hermione came up to Haruka.
"My wand can light a fire and I don't need wood." She announced. Haruka leaned down and whispered in her ear.
"Yes, but we have to give the blondes something to occupy themselves with or they may end up hurting someone."
"MIHOSHI! Pick one or the other! Ah, okay! Firewood; now drop the mallet.slowly." Someone hollered, causing Haruka to begin to cry.
"Somehow, they mess even that up!" Hermione smiled and understood.
As everyone was setting up tents, Miroku took a look around. 'So many options.' he thought. Suddenly an aqua-haired beauty caught his eye. She was holding tent pegs and handing them to the tall, blonde and bossy girl as she set up the tent. Slyly Miroku snuck over to her. 'She'd make a great mother of my child..' he thought. Little did he know that he was about to ask the wrong girl. It wouldn't have been so bad for him if Haruka wasn't standing right next to her.
"Excuse me, dear lady. I noticed that you were a vision of absolute beauty." Miroku said, tapping Michiru on the shoulder. Kagome noticed the action and nudged her clique.
"Not again, that horny monk!" Inu Yasha glared.
"Miroku." Sango had daggers in her eyes. Miroku was oblivious to all of this. Even the little 'uh oh' that was heard from the rest of the senshi escaped him. Haruka was watching very warily with a raised brow, ready to pounce. Michiru just gave Miroku a cheeky grin.
"Oh my, you flatter me! Miroku, wasn't it?" Michiru flirted right back to the angst of Haruka. She was standing behind the two now; head darting from one to the other.
"Yes Goddess Michiru, and I was wondering." Miroku hesitated, now having the whole camp's attention. Haruka's eyes were slits at this point.
"No Miroku, no!" Kagome wailed quietly.
"Die Miroku. Die." Sango muttered her own reply.
"Would you bear my child?" Miroku fell admirably to one knee. Michiru was blushing, but before she could speak Haruka was beating Miroku to the ground.
"NO, SHE WILL NOT!!!" Haruka barked as Miroku repented from underneath her. Michiru and the other senshi pulled Haruka off. Miroku's gaze was slightly puzzled.
"Gomen! Gomen nasai! .Did you want to bear my child?" He asked happily.
"What?!" Michiru sputtered: angry at the idea and the attention shift.
"Oh this is a tiffy. So many to chose from." He observed stupidly. Haruka sighed impatiently.
"Look buddy, cus I'm only saying this once. We're not interested, so just leave us alone." Haruka put a protective arm around Michiru who smiled innocently.
"Oh Haruka." Michiru giggled contentedly, putting her arms around Haruka's waist and hugging her happily.
"Why do you always have to pull stunts like that?" Haruka muttered quietly. The two were about to have a quiet lover's spat. It took a moment for the others to get what was going on.
"Ohhhh! But they're both--!" Mihoshi began. A few blushed at the thought that was in most of their heads, but Hermione turned the deepest shade of red.
"Shut UP, Mihoshi!" Kiyone said with embarrassment.
"Yeah. I mean there's nothing wrong with it." Harry kindly added. Hermione looked at him in surprise.
"Definitely not!" Miroku replied, sounding happier than he had than before the whole conflict had begun. 'Pervert." most thought silently.
"There are worse things." Ranma looked at the ground uneasily.
"You mean, like you turning into a girl when splashed with cold water?" Kasumi tried to say softly but it was still heard. (dead silence) Haruka smirked thinking, 'Well, if Michiru is just going to dump me then why can't I have a little--' Michiru painfully stepped on her toe as if knowing her thoughts. Haruka shrugged helplessly.
"Thanks Kasumi. Thanks a whole lot!" Ranma growled.
"Sorry, I didn't think-I was trying-sorry." Kasumi whispered.
"Well, then! All this info on the brain; after dinner should we go to bed?" Ron inquired quickly. Heads nodded in agreement and everybody ate dinner. Most stuck to their own groups, and Miroku gave Haruka a wide berth. Some were nervous and others curious about everybody else. Things were certainly getting interesting!
~Back at the Evil Planners' Lair~
"Boy, things sure are getting interesting!" Alanna was in tears of laughter.
"Yeah! Miroku should have know better than to mess with Haruka's hubby." Lioness pointed out. "I guess he meant well."
"No, he didn't. He was just trying to get girls!" Alanna retorted.
"Hey, I like Miroku! So what if he's a perv?! He's cool!" Lioness pouted. Alanna gave her a 'there there' pat on the shoulder.
"I guess we'll see about that-and all the other characters-next time."
"Stay tuned loyal readers! There'll be more!" Lioness brightened.
"Yep, in the next chapter, called."
"Training Your Toon!" The two friends exclaimed together. Their laughter was so loud it could be heard for miles..
Li Syaoran flipped into the air while in his sleeping bag.
"Did ya hear that?!" He murmured to the dark. Hair shaded his eyes and did not aid him in his search for the source of the laughter.
"No! Go back to bed, ya brat. Waking everybody up!" Kero grumbled from his side. Li muttered to himself as he settled back down.
"Could've sworn."
"T.T, we got to be quiet, Lioness." Alanna whispered.
"Deal." Lioness answered as the two vanished.