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Chapter 3 -Victoria's Secret. (Revised)

Kagome and Inu Yasha were walking around the mall. Everyone couldn't help but notice the guy in strange clothes. Kagome was getting very embarrassed and needed to get him new clothes.quick.

"Ah. Here's one!" She pointed at a Hot Topic Store.

Inu Yasha rolled his eyes. He smelled food. He began to drool.

"I'm hungry. can we eat?" he begged Kagome.

"No we're buying you clothes first!!"

"I want food!" he said for the last time as he leaped for the burger king by Hot Topic.

"Alright buddy give me all your food or I'll have to practice my claw attacks on you!"

"Greeeeaat now he's robbing a fast food restaurant." She ran towards the BK.

"It's ok it's ok I'll pay for it" she laughed nervously. "Get him a king size whopper with everything on it jumbo fries and a giant coke."

"That'll be 7.39" she kindly paid the man and sat herself waiting for her food.

She searched to see where Inu Yasha was. There was no way she could trace him. He had given her the jewel shards. She began to search for him. She passed right by where he was not having a clue what kind of store he was in.

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Inu Yasha walked into a store full of women and some men. There were lots of clothing and a smell of various things. Apple, strawberry, grape, pear, and peach. He looked around confuzled.

He went over to a man that was looking at some clothes.

"Hey, what exactly is this place?" Inu Yasha asked.

The man looked at his outfit and figured he wasn't from around here.

" Oh this is a woman's store. I came to buy my wife something *cough* erotic." He laughed.

"O...k.. " Was all Inu Yasha responded?

"You need help in buying something for your girlfriend?"

"G.gg.girlfriend?!" he got alarmed.

"Yeah, don't you have one? with your looks, you must get a lot of pussy"

*This guys as wrong as Miroku! * Inu Yasha began twitching as he thought this.

"Um." Inu Yasha didn't know what to say.

"Um.. I have a friend that's a girl. Not a girl friend."

"Well then get her something special!

Then man gave Inu Yasha an erotic outfit.

"This one might fit her, it fits most women. Here, I'll cover it, you seem like a nice youngster. Go on, just show it to the cashier, give her this money and be on your way."

Inu Yasha did as he was told. When he went to the cashier woman, she was uncontrollably checking him out.

"Well, sir, have you decided on what to purchase?" Inu Yasha showed the woman a pair of silk bras, a black g- string, and a transparent nigh gown that covered very little."

"Well, this is a fine selection, and just between you and me, take this lotion and spray, their strawberries and champagne."

She gave him a wink and 'accidentally' dropped both items into the bag. Inu Yasha jest shrugged and walked outside.

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Kagome had received the food and was looking for him.

"Inu Yasha!! Your food is getting cold!" She was getting a headache. He walked up behind her and blew down her neck, scaring the living shit out of her.

"Ack!" she slapped him across the head.

"Don't scare me like that!" she got pissed and shoved the food towards him.

"Where were you anyways?"

*Eating sounds* mm. I was at this store where this man gave me some money to buy something for you" he shrugged.

"Aww really? That was so sweet of him! What is it? She grabs the bag and takes out.. .

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*Gasp*

Ooh! Lotion! And spray!! They're my favorite kind too! She went on searching the bag.

She went pale at what she saw. She pulled the outfit out.

"Um. What's this?" she asked him awaiting an answer. She was blushing as red as a tomato.

"Oh, the man said it'd be a nice present for you, and that you wouldn't mind wearing it on 'those special nights'" he said.

Kagome shrieked Inu Yasha just blinked.

"What's wrong Kagome didn't you like the present?" he asked her innocently.

Kagome, not wanting to make Inu Yasha feel bad, put it in the bag and took n a deeeeeeep breath. "Thank you Inu Yasha." She grabbed the bad and put the clothes in.

"Let's go find you some clothes." She hurried him into the store.

Everything was a black, rockers everywhere. Some winked at Kagome. Inu Yasha gave them the death glare.

She looked at a black T-shirt; it was an excellent shirt for someone with Inu Yasha's attitude. It said "Korn" on the front. She took him to a dresser and told him to take his shirt off. (Wooooo!) She put the shirt on him and secretly checked him out.

*Wow. He looks good* she thought to herself.

She took the shirt off and told him to put his kimono back on. She went looking and got him a black leather jacket. It had metal chains on them. Once again she made Inu Yasha try it on. (Ghaah, can u just imagine *drool.. *)

Then she bought him a pair of black jeans. That was the hard part; he had to learn to put those on by himself. Kagome gulped and showed him how to put them on. He was a little confuzled but he got the hang of it and out he popped wearing them correctly.

"Wow!" she said clapping her hands suddenly.

"This junk is what you people wear?!"

"Most rockers, and you look like a rocker to me." She smiled and pushed him inside to change again.

He saw the bracelet area and pointed to some rubber bracelets.

"The fuck are theses?" he asked

"Those are called sex bracelets. And those thick spiky ones are the best of all." She bought him some and he was ready. Kagome just imagined how he would look.

"Can we go home now?" He complained "Wait lemme get Miroku something. She got some black jeans and a purple t- shirt.

"NOW can we go?"

"No!! I have to buy my self some clothes! She went to another store and went straight for the jewelry. Theses earring are soo nice! And they're affordable! Real silver 75% off!!!!"

She bought some large hoop earrings. Then she went shopping around the store. She bought her self some blue low rider jeans, a nice black tank top with a bit of silver glitter on the top. To match her earrings she bought a black stringed necklace with a silver butterfly. She decided to buy Sango Some clothes; she didn't know what size she was but figured her and Sango were almost the same clothing size. She bought Sango a Peasant style T- shirt and matching dark blue-ish, discolored jeans. (You know, those that everyone was wearing couple of months ago?) She had found Shippou some clothes his size, some blue jeans, and a green t-shirt. Kagome could just imagine him in those clothes, so cute!

Inu Yasha was left to carry her bags. She went to a sketcher's shoe store and bought herself some black shoes, and some black sneakers for Inu Yasha. Here was the hard part. Figuring out his size. She went through 7's and 8's and 9's and finally an 11 fit him. The socks were bought black. (Wow I'm making him look Gothic! Lol!) They were finally done at 5 pm. They walked home, passing by a nice sunset.

"Wow! I'm pooped," complained Kagome.

"YOU"RE TIRED?! DO YOU KNOW HOW BORNG THIS WAS?!"

"Yes. I'm sure it was Inu Yasha." Kagome replied with her face blank of an expression.

They walked and got home. She said hi to her mom quickly, Mrs. Higurashi and grandpa waved.

"How's it going young man?" grandpa asked.

"Hey gramps, pretty good" he replied coolly and followed Kagome upstairs. She was putting the clothes away when he walked in. she smiled and closed the closet.

"Well then, you wanna go to the well, or wanna stay here for a bit?"

"Let's go home, I can't wait to take a nap"

Kagome laughed. "Sure, ok. Let's go then" Inu Yasha jumped off the stairs and Kagome followed.

"Bye mom! See you tomorrow!!" she called out as she slammed the door shut.

Inu Yasha and Kagome jumped into the bone eater's well to the feudal era.
Hahhahhah how'd you like that?! I had fun writing this. Please!! Review!!!! Review before I put a curse on you!!! *Runs around with scissors. Men in white coats knock on the window. Stops running and throws away the scissors. * "Nothing here men, u was hallucinating. I think YOU"RE the ones that need the jacket! ^_^;.