Disclaimer: I do not own anything.
Ori: ... Erm, Thank you everyone for the reviews! You all get cookies!!! Filled with um... Love? 3
God! Spell check turned my Malik into Malic... Sorry people!
Ryuuji Otogi needs your help, support and love! Won't you be one of the hundred?
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Chapter Two-Sunday
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Otogi shot up of bed. He looked around fearfully wondering if Malik really did call. Following his past experience, yes, Malik is a psychopath who wants to turn him into a girl doll. A psychopath who usually does weird and unusual things like the bet he suggested.
"I better start calling people." Otogi said to the sleeping cat. He picked up the phone on the bedside table and started to dial Yuugi's number.
"Hello?" It seemed to be Yuugi's grandfather.
"Ohayo! May I please talk to Yuugi?"
"Who?"
"Yuugi."
"Who?"
"Yuugi!"
"Who?"
"YUUGI!"
"Ami does not live here..."
"I SAID YUUGI!!!"
"Oh, Yuugi! One second."
Long pause.
"Hello?"
"Yuugi?"
"Who is this?"
"Ryuuji."
"Oh, hi. How are you?"
"Never better, now I have a question for you."
"What is it?"
"Do you like me? Like as a friend and stuff."
"I guess. I like you, but I'm not sure about Yami... Want me to ask him?"
"I guess." Otogi replied mentally noting 1 down, 99 to go.
"Yami says he's not sure."
"This is really important Yuugi! Ask him again!"
"Ok..."
Long pause.
"Yami says yes."
"Good. Thanks see ya around." Otogi hung up the phone. "98 more to go!" He said dialing another number.
"Hello?"
"Anzu?"
"Oh! Hi! How are you?"
"Good. Um, do you like me?"
"I like Yami, but he doesn't want to pay attention to me!"
"I mean do you like me as a friend."
"I love everyone as a friend!"
"Thanks, see ya." Otogi hung up once more quickly hoping Anzu won't call back with all her stalking Yami around stories. "97 more to go." Mieko woke up and walked over to Otogi. "This is harder than I expected." Otogi said picking up the cat. "I'd better call someone else."
"Hello?"
"Bakura? Can I speak to Ryou?"
"No."
"Please? It's really important."
"No. I should hear about it too, after all he is my hikari."
"Well, I just want to know if he likes me, and while I'm at it do you like me too?"
"Ryou... I'm not sure. I think he does, he doesn't like to share these things with me. He's scared I'm planning to murder all his friends. As for me, I hate your guts."
"Um... Thank you?"
"Right." Bakura muttered slamming the phone into it's receiver. Otogi also hanged up the phone to call another of his... 'friends'.
"Hello?" Honda asked sounding a little bit stupefied.
"Hey Hiroto, it's me, Otogi."
"Oh, um. Hello."
"Do you like me?"
"What do you mean?"
"As a friend. You know."
"If you let me have Shizuka."
"What are you talking about?"
"I'll only be your friend if you let me have her."
"Sure."
"Thanks buddy!" Honda said hanging up, surely enough he's going to call Shizuka right this instant.
"95 more." Otogi sighed. "This is going really slow! I gotta have some plan!" Otogi said hopping up and running over to his computer. "See, I'm gonna make a pamphlet!" He said picking Mieko up and placing the cat on the desk.
After typing a lot the pamphlet read:
LIKE ME OR DIE!
My name is Ryuuji Otogi, if you don't like me I'll make sure you crash and burn when I get turned into a girl's rag doll.
Thank you for reading this, and please like me
Mieko sighed shacking it's head. "Not good huh?" Otogi said miserably. "Who do people like? Who do people look up to? Cause from what I see the pretty boys aren't going far." Mieko shrugged jumping back onto his bed for a long nap.
"So far I need 95 more people. I need to find a quick and effective way to make around 100 more people to like me. I just can't keep on calling people." Otogi said dejectedly. "I need help going big time, and I know just where to get it!"
"Hello?"
"Seto Kaiba-sama?"
"Otogi?"
"I need your help."
"Why is that?"
"I want you to be my manager."
"What are you talking about?"
"I'm gonna be a singer!"
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End Of Chapter Two
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Ori: Thanks for reading! Please R&R
Thinking... Should I make this story Kaiba/Otogi fic?
Can't decide. Yes. No. Yes? No? Yes? No? o_O
...Help!...
Ori: ... Erm, Thank you everyone for the reviews! You all get cookies!!! Filled with um... Love? 3
God! Spell check turned my Malik into Malic... Sorry people!
Ryuuji Otogi needs your help, support and love! Won't you be one of the hundred?
~*~*~*~
Chapter Two-Sunday
~*~*~*~
Otogi shot up of bed. He looked around fearfully wondering if Malik really did call. Following his past experience, yes, Malik is a psychopath who wants to turn him into a girl doll. A psychopath who usually does weird and unusual things like the bet he suggested.
"I better start calling people." Otogi said to the sleeping cat. He picked up the phone on the bedside table and started to dial Yuugi's number.
"Hello?" It seemed to be Yuugi's grandfather.
"Ohayo! May I please talk to Yuugi?"
"Who?"
"Yuugi."
"Who?"
"Yuugi!"
"Who?"
"YUUGI!"
"Ami does not live here..."
"I SAID YUUGI!!!"
"Oh, Yuugi! One second."
Long pause.
"Hello?"
"Yuugi?"
"Who is this?"
"Ryuuji."
"Oh, hi. How are you?"
"Never better, now I have a question for you."
"What is it?"
"Do you like me? Like as a friend and stuff."
"I guess. I like you, but I'm not sure about Yami... Want me to ask him?"
"I guess." Otogi replied mentally noting 1 down, 99 to go.
"Yami says he's not sure."
"This is really important Yuugi! Ask him again!"
"Ok..."
Long pause.
"Yami says yes."
"Good. Thanks see ya around." Otogi hung up the phone. "98 more to go!" He said dialing another number.
"Hello?"
"Anzu?"
"Oh! Hi! How are you?"
"Good. Um, do you like me?"
"I like Yami, but he doesn't want to pay attention to me!"
"I mean do you like me as a friend."
"I love everyone as a friend!"
"Thanks, see ya." Otogi hung up once more quickly hoping Anzu won't call back with all her stalking Yami around stories. "97 more to go." Mieko woke up and walked over to Otogi. "This is harder than I expected." Otogi said picking up the cat. "I'd better call someone else."
"Hello?"
"Bakura? Can I speak to Ryou?"
"No."
"Please? It's really important."
"No. I should hear about it too, after all he is my hikari."
"Well, I just want to know if he likes me, and while I'm at it do you like me too?"
"Ryou... I'm not sure. I think he does, he doesn't like to share these things with me. He's scared I'm planning to murder all his friends. As for me, I hate your guts."
"Um... Thank you?"
"Right." Bakura muttered slamming the phone into it's receiver. Otogi also hanged up the phone to call another of his... 'friends'.
"Hello?" Honda asked sounding a little bit stupefied.
"Hey Hiroto, it's me, Otogi."
"Oh, um. Hello."
"Do you like me?"
"What do you mean?"
"As a friend. You know."
"If you let me have Shizuka."
"What are you talking about?"
"I'll only be your friend if you let me have her."
"Sure."
"Thanks buddy!" Honda said hanging up, surely enough he's going to call Shizuka right this instant.
"95 more." Otogi sighed. "This is going really slow! I gotta have some plan!" Otogi said hopping up and running over to his computer. "See, I'm gonna make a pamphlet!" He said picking Mieko up and placing the cat on the desk.
After typing a lot the pamphlet read:
LIKE ME OR DIE!
My name is Ryuuji Otogi, if you don't like me I'll make sure you crash and burn when I get turned into a girl's rag doll.
Thank you for reading this, and please like me
Mieko sighed shacking it's head. "Not good huh?" Otogi said miserably. "Who do people like? Who do people look up to? Cause from what I see the pretty boys aren't going far." Mieko shrugged jumping back onto his bed for a long nap.
"So far I need 95 more people. I need to find a quick and effective way to make around 100 more people to like me. I just can't keep on calling people." Otogi said dejectedly. "I need help going big time, and I know just where to get it!"
"Hello?"
"Seto Kaiba-sama?"
"Otogi?"
"I need your help."
"Why is that?"
"I want you to be my manager."
"What are you talking about?"
"I'm gonna be a singer!"
~*~*~*~
End Of Chapter Two
~*~*~*~
Ori: Thanks for reading! Please R&R
Thinking... Should I make this story Kaiba/Otogi fic?
Can't decide. Yes. No. Yes? No? Yes? No? o_O
...Help!...