SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gomen gomen GOMEN!!!!! my stupid cousin doesnt have anything to upload this with. so thank my friend esme!!! read her story sometime! it's in my favorites.it's called 'Undefeatable Love'. thanks!
Poor Inu, Kagome can be confusing at times. Ahahaha! Speaking of the devil, my friend knows a sixth grader called Mario (kinda ironic) who llllooooves anime! One of his favorites being of course, Inu Yasha. He has a huge crush on Kagome. ^_^; Good lord. Well at least he doesn't like Kykiou. Ewww. Ok, ON Wit da Story!!!!!!!!
Chapter 13. Aint nothing but mammals
Inu Yasha had been walking back and forth in front of Kagome's room. Neither she nor Sango had come out for half an hour. Inu Yasha was feeling pretty guilty of what he did.
Miroku was watching him carefully, seeing him blush every now and then, probably from overhearing the women inside the room.
Finally Inu Yasha took a leap away from the door and pretended he didn't hear anything.
The door creaked open.
Sango came out wearing some new clothes. A black tank top, tight enough to compliment her figure, and some baggy army pants. Her hair was back into her ponytail, but with scrunchies this time!
Afterwards came Kagome wearing a baby blue shirt that said 'innocent? Hahah' on it, and a jean mini-skirt. Both females came out and walked to the living room ignoring the two mesmerized men. (Well, one horny perverted man the other mesmerized)
They girls stared in shock at what they saw. The table was full of people eating seafood!
"Hiya Sango, Kagome!" greeted a very hyper carol A.
"Um .... hi?" they said in unison.
"If you want answers to why we're here, go ask Miroku." Maria greeted from the living room. She was babysitting Souta and Shippou, not that she minded.
"Wait. SHIPPOU!?!?!" Inu Yasha said as he walked into the living room.
"Well no kidding Sherlock, I'm not stupid, I stole a piece from the shards Kagome had recollected, and jumped Kagome's backpack." He finished, rather proudly of himself.
"Whatever runt"
"So.. Inu Yasha, are you gonna tell her?" asked a very curious Mily.
"Tell her WHAT?!" He asked rather angrily and agravated"
Mily fell anime style and got up quickly to slap Inu Yasha silly. The lucky bastard dodged it.
Everything was a commotion. Shippou playing video games with Souta, Kagome was bitching at Miroku for bringing the people over, and carol A was running around trying to grab Kenshin, Inu Yasha or Goku's ass. (-_-*)
Then, Maria, just to make matters worse, whispered into Kenshin's ear
"*Whisper* ey, say this: ven conmigo amor."
Kenshin looked at Maria confused.
"And what exactly does that mean?"
"It means, stop trying to grab my ass, in Spanish" (Lie, lie)
"Oh ok."
(A/n: real translation: come with me, love *evil grin*)
Kenshin went up to carol A aka Flaka (that's it, carol A's gonna be called by her nickname, and so is carol C aka Kool-Aid.)
"Flaka" Kenshin began
"Yeeessssssss" they hyper Flaka replied, batting her eyelashes.
"Ven conmigo, amor"
O_O = ^_^ = ^____________________________^
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!" Carol jumps onto his leg and starts to hump him
(A/n: You, see, my dear friend Flaka gets turned on by Spanish speakers)
Maria starts to laugh her ass off as Kenshin gives her a glare. She tries to ignore it and goes back to her friends.
"Ooooo! They brought and setup a small stage!!! How nice!" Mrs. Higurashi exclaimed as she took the two children into a playroom so they wouldn't bother the older youth.
"Stage? Hmmm who's first?" asked a curious Misael. Maria glared daggers at the mutt.
"I'll go! Exclaimed a very proud Miroku. "And it's dedicated to my one and only Sango."
And Miroku puts in an instrumental version of Brown Eyes by Bob Marley (oh good lord help this poor child)
"Girl I wanna make you sweat, sweat till you cant sweat no mo-ore, and if u cry-y I'm gonna push it some mo-o-ore."
He started singing as Misael and Silvio began to doggy dance behind the girls as they slapped them down.
"Sango was twitching but was able to control herself a little. That is, until Miroku winked at her. Oh yeah, she's lost it.
*SLAP*
*BANG*
*THUD*
*Unconscious Miroku on the floor*
*Everyone laughing*
"Ok, so what's the movie?' asked Kool-Aid
" I dunno, something about a surprise for Kagome," responded Myrlande
"I hope it isn't what I think it is," prayed Sasami silently.
"Oh whatever, I'm playing it, Kagome, get your ass down here NOW!" screamed out a very annoyed Kool-Aid as she saw the tape labeled ~After Date~ on top of the VCR.
Everyone sat in the living room couch and floor, watching the movie. Kagome was watching from her kitchen, and Inu Yasha from the stairs.
~Movie Playing~
~*~ Kissing scene~*~
Silvio and Misael (like always) are being the pervs they are. Miroku was trying to pass a feel on Sango he is now unconscious (sometimes I feel sorry for da hottie)
Inu Yasha was hiding his face in his red kimono for camouflage, they weren't able to see his face if he hid some of it. (See how red he was?)
Kagome was red-ER as Maria, Miroku, Mily, Karina, Janna, Kooliad , Fred, and Lute and Flaka were grinning.
Sasami was sweat dropping.
Jasmin was feeling jealous.
Chris was teasing being the little immature kid he was.
Misael and Silvio are predicting the future (if ya know what I mean)
Sango was glaring at Inu Yasha for not having to say anything yet.
~*~*~
After the video, every one was about to go outside for some air when Inu Yasha interrupts.
"If you really wanna know what I have to say of this."
Uhuh. Everyone said expectantly
"Drop a ten dollar bill in my hand now!!!" he demanded.
"Here's what I'll give you mutt face" Misael said ready to jump on him, as he tried though he got 'accidentally tripped by an innocent little girl called Maria'
"Ohhh I'm so sorry! *Cough not cough*
Misael got mad and left (yay!!!!) ok continuing
"Nah ppl just kidding. But if you really wanna know. Here's your answer" Inuyasha said as he slowly walked towards Kagome. He gently picked her up and gave her the sweetest kiss one could give.
(*drooooollll* hey Inu, come over here! *points to herself* nah just kidding)
And the crowd goes wild!
15 minutes pass by:
Some people are watching, others are cheering
30 minutes later
People are watching
45 minutes later
(during this time Maria got herself a chair, some popcorn and a soda)
50 minutes later
Inu Yasha and Kagome departed from their rather long kiss (it's my story so they didn't need air in this almost hour!)
They turn towards the people. Uh.. What people? Everyone was watching The Craft (yup, Teens, Possession and Witchcraft oh my!) Except Maria, she stayed their watching them kiss. "Awwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then she went inside to watch the movie. Everyone carefully watched it in the dark, with his or her boyfriend/girlfriend. Suddenly
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone screamed. Not because of the movie, but because a certain horny girl was grabbing tight boot-tay!
"Carol, stay away from the hotties" Maria warned
"Mmm too many to resist. Kenshin, Goku, Miroku, Lute, Fred, -"
"Chris?" finished Koolaid
"No!!! He too much of a brother for my little fantasies!"
"Um too much information Carol" Chris said rather annoyed.
"Hey carol, who's ya daddy?" screamed out none other than _____________ (review and tell me your answer!)
"Ooo its big daddy _________________! (Same answer) Screamed out a horny/exited/hyper/happy Carol.
~*~*After movie*~*~
Carol Started whacking everyone but the females and Chris's booty. Then Kenshin began to feel jealous. Then Maria bursts out saying
"I thought you didn't want Carol slapping your aassss"
"That was before I knew I liked getting ass grabbed."
Carol had heard it from afar and started running. Hehehehehehe
Esmeralda arrived out of no where and was having her own fun with the uninvited guest. Yup you guyz know who it is!
"KYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Get away from me you human girl!"
"Yeah.. Uhuh... RIGHT!!" Esme said chasing Sesshoumaru around until she grabbed him and dragged him over to Melissa.
"Melissa!! do your magic!" Screamed out Esme.
"Sure: Shakalakaboom BOOM!" she said.
~*~*~*~*5 minutes later*~*~*~*~*
"Esmeralda, baby, come here" said the now hypnotized Demon.
"Oh HELLLLLLZZZ yeah!!!!" Esme said jumping into Sesshy's arms.
Everyone sweat dropped.
Mily had called everyone's attention in the room.
"This is dedicated to the new couple"
"And I'll be joining in this presentation" finished Miroku with a grin.
Music Plays as Mily and Miroku take their places on stage.
[Mily] "You and me baby aint nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel"
[Miroku] "Get horny now! Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought, we're gonna do the kind of things that only prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts!"
Singing continues
Inu Yasha and Kagome look at each other and shrug. Next thing you know their gone and you hear Kagome's bedroom door closing.
Everyone: O.O ~ -_-;;;;;;;;;
End Chapter 13
Don't worry it's not the last chapter!! But it will be for a few weeks if I don't get access to da Internet. Review my pretties!!!!! Ahahahahahahaahaha! Tell me the answer! Who's carol's big daddy?! Hahah yeah she's gonna kill me once I have her read this. ^_^
~MaRiA
Poor Inu, Kagome can be confusing at times. Ahahaha! Speaking of the devil, my friend knows a sixth grader called Mario (kinda ironic) who llllooooves anime! One of his favorites being of course, Inu Yasha. He has a huge crush on Kagome. ^_^; Good lord. Well at least he doesn't like Kykiou. Ewww. Ok, ON Wit da Story!!!!!!!!
Chapter 13. Aint nothing but mammals
Inu Yasha had been walking back and forth in front of Kagome's room. Neither she nor Sango had come out for half an hour. Inu Yasha was feeling pretty guilty of what he did.
Miroku was watching him carefully, seeing him blush every now and then, probably from overhearing the women inside the room.
Finally Inu Yasha took a leap away from the door and pretended he didn't hear anything.
The door creaked open.
Sango came out wearing some new clothes. A black tank top, tight enough to compliment her figure, and some baggy army pants. Her hair was back into her ponytail, but with scrunchies this time!
Afterwards came Kagome wearing a baby blue shirt that said 'innocent? Hahah' on it, and a jean mini-skirt. Both females came out and walked to the living room ignoring the two mesmerized men. (Well, one horny perverted man the other mesmerized)
They girls stared in shock at what they saw. The table was full of people eating seafood!
"Hiya Sango, Kagome!" greeted a very hyper carol A.
"Um .... hi?" they said in unison.
"If you want answers to why we're here, go ask Miroku." Maria greeted from the living room. She was babysitting Souta and Shippou, not that she minded.
"Wait. SHIPPOU!?!?!" Inu Yasha said as he walked into the living room.
"Well no kidding Sherlock, I'm not stupid, I stole a piece from the shards Kagome had recollected, and jumped Kagome's backpack." He finished, rather proudly of himself.
"Whatever runt"
"So.. Inu Yasha, are you gonna tell her?" asked a very curious Mily.
"Tell her WHAT?!" He asked rather angrily and agravated"
Mily fell anime style and got up quickly to slap Inu Yasha silly. The lucky bastard dodged it.
Everything was a commotion. Shippou playing video games with Souta, Kagome was bitching at Miroku for bringing the people over, and carol A was running around trying to grab Kenshin, Inu Yasha or Goku's ass. (-_-*)
Then, Maria, just to make matters worse, whispered into Kenshin's ear
"*Whisper* ey, say this: ven conmigo amor."
Kenshin looked at Maria confused.
"And what exactly does that mean?"
"It means, stop trying to grab my ass, in Spanish" (Lie, lie)
"Oh ok."
(A/n: real translation: come with me, love *evil grin*)
Kenshin went up to carol A aka Flaka (that's it, carol A's gonna be called by her nickname, and so is carol C aka Kool-Aid.)
"Flaka" Kenshin began
"Yeeessssssss" they hyper Flaka replied, batting her eyelashes.
"Ven conmigo, amor"
O_O = ^_^ = ^____________________________^
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!" Carol jumps onto his leg and starts to hump him
(A/n: You, see, my dear friend Flaka gets turned on by Spanish speakers)
Maria starts to laugh her ass off as Kenshin gives her a glare. She tries to ignore it and goes back to her friends.
"Ooooo! They brought and setup a small stage!!! How nice!" Mrs. Higurashi exclaimed as she took the two children into a playroom so they wouldn't bother the older youth.
"Stage? Hmmm who's first?" asked a curious Misael. Maria glared daggers at the mutt.
"I'll go! Exclaimed a very proud Miroku. "And it's dedicated to my one and only Sango."
And Miroku puts in an instrumental version of Brown Eyes by Bob Marley (oh good lord help this poor child)
"Girl I wanna make you sweat, sweat till you cant sweat no mo-ore, and if u cry-y I'm gonna push it some mo-o-ore."
He started singing as Misael and Silvio began to doggy dance behind the girls as they slapped them down.
"Sango was twitching but was able to control herself a little. That is, until Miroku winked at her. Oh yeah, she's lost it.
*SLAP*
*BANG*
*THUD*
*Unconscious Miroku on the floor*
*Everyone laughing*
"Ok, so what's the movie?' asked Kool-Aid
" I dunno, something about a surprise for Kagome," responded Myrlande
"I hope it isn't what I think it is," prayed Sasami silently.
"Oh whatever, I'm playing it, Kagome, get your ass down here NOW!" screamed out a very annoyed Kool-Aid as she saw the tape labeled ~After Date~ on top of the VCR.
Everyone sat in the living room couch and floor, watching the movie. Kagome was watching from her kitchen, and Inu Yasha from the stairs.
~Movie Playing~
~*~ Kissing scene~*~
Silvio and Misael (like always) are being the pervs they are. Miroku was trying to pass a feel on Sango he is now unconscious (sometimes I feel sorry for da hottie)
Inu Yasha was hiding his face in his red kimono for camouflage, they weren't able to see his face if he hid some of it. (See how red he was?)
Kagome was red-ER as Maria, Miroku, Mily, Karina, Janna, Kooliad , Fred, and Lute and Flaka were grinning.
Sasami was sweat dropping.
Jasmin was feeling jealous.
Chris was teasing being the little immature kid he was.
Misael and Silvio are predicting the future (if ya know what I mean)
Sango was glaring at Inu Yasha for not having to say anything yet.
~*~*~
After the video, every one was about to go outside for some air when Inu Yasha interrupts.
"If you really wanna know what I have to say of this."
Uhuh. Everyone said expectantly
"Drop a ten dollar bill in my hand now!!!" he demanded.
"Here's what I'll give you mutt face" Misael said ready to jump on him, as he tried though he got 'accidentally tripped by an innocent little girl called Maria'
"Ohhh I'm so sorry! *Cough not cough*
Misael got mad and left (yay!!!!) ok continuing
"Nah ppl just kidding. But if you really wanna know. Here's your answer" Inuyasha said as he slowly walked towards Kagome. He gently picked her up and gave her the sweetest kiss one could give.
(*drooooollll* hey Inu, come over here! *points to herself* nah just kidding)
And the crowd goes wild!
15 minutes pass by:
Some people are watching, others are cheering
30 minutes later
People are watching
45 minutes later
(during this time Maria got herself a chair, some popcorn and a soda)
50 minutes later
Inu Yasha and Kagome departed from their rather long kiss (it's my story so they didn't need air in this almost hour!)
They turn towards the people. Uh.. What people? Everyone was watching The Craft (yup, Teens, Possession and Witchcraft oh my!) Except Maria, she stayed their watching them kiss. "Awwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then she went inside to watch the movie. Everyone carefully watched it in the dark, with his or her boyfriend/girlfriend. Suddenly
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone screamed. Not because of the movie, but because a certain horny girl was grabbing tight boot-tay!
"Carol, stay away from the hotties" Maria warned
"Mmm too many to resist. Kenshin, Goku, Miroku, Lute, Fred, -"
"Chris?" finished Koolaid
"No!!! He too much of a brother for my little fantasies!"
"Um too much information Carol" Chris said rather annoyed.
"Hey carol, who's ya daddy?" screamed out none other than _____________ (review and tell me your answer!)
"Ooo its big daddy _________________! (Same answer) Screamed out a horny/exited/hyper/happy Carol.
~*~*After movie*~*~
Carol Started whacking everyone but the females and Chris's booty. Then Kenshin began to feel jealous. Then Maria bursts out saying
"I thought you didn't want Carol slapping your aassss"
"That was before I knew I liked getting ass grabbed."
Carol had heard it from afar and started running. Hehehehehehe
Esmeralda arrived out of no where and was having her own fun with the uninvited guest. Yup you guyz know who it is!
"KYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Get away from me you human girl!"
"Yeah.. Uhuh... RIGHT!!" Esme said chasing Sesshoumaru around until she grabbed him and dragged him over to Melissa.
"Melissa!! do your magic!" Screamed out Esme.
"Sure: Shakalakaboom BOOM!" she said.
~*~*~*~*5 minutes later*~*~*~*~*
"Esmeralda, baby, come here" said the now hypnotized Demon.
"Oh HELLLLLLZZZ yeah!!!!" Esme said jumping into Sesshy's arms.
Everyone sweat dropped.
Mily had called everyone's attention in the room.
"This is dedicated to the new couple"
"And I'll be joining in this presentation" finished Miroku with a grin.
Music Plays as Mily and Miroku take their places on stage.
[Mily] "You and me baby aint nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel"
[Miroku] "Get horny now! Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought, we're gonna do the kind of things that only prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts!"
Singing continues
Inu Yasha and Kagome look at each other and shrug. Next thing you know their gone and you hear Kagome's bedroom door closing.
Everyone: O.O ~ -_-;;;;;;;;;
End Chapter 13
Don't worry it's not the last chapter!! But it will be for a few weeks if I don't get access to da Internet. Review my pretties!!!!! Ahahahahahahaahaha! Tell me the answer! Who's carol's big daddy?! Hahah yeah she's gonna kill me once I have her read this. ^_^
~MaRiA