Title: For Love And Fear Factor.

Summery: The g-boys have been invited onto fear factor, so the two couples team up against each other to see who is the stronger couple, and to bring two longing lovers together.

Warnings: YAOI!!!!!! Just to get that over and done with, there is guy on guy action, there are some gross elements in the challenges, and silliness in the competition, and OOCness, that's about all that I can think of, you have been warned! If I could rate this S for silliness I would, but what you gonna do?

A/N: heydee hey! Oh my gosh, thank you to all my reviewers; you are all such nice people. And hey, look at me, I'm updating, and after updating three other fics, I swear, I'm beat, but I shall prevail! *raises fist in dramatic gesture* hope you people like this chapter. But first, thank yous:

Nilladriel: thank you very much for the review, it is very much appreciated, and yeah, I'm continuing! Hope you like the chapter!

Yuu: thank you for reviewing, it makes me happy that you like my story, and yeah, more reviews, I'll be looking forward to them!

Romennar: yeah, wufei totally needs to get a boyfriend, so that's what's gonna happen! ^_^ thanks for the review, hope you like the chapter1

Mirette: arigatou for the review, and yeah, I'm continuing! hope you enjoy the chapter! ^_^

Azure: huzza! You think its funny! I've been trying, and I hope you think this chapter just as funny too!

Misura:  Don't worry, I won't make the challenges too gross, and they'll be more funny than creepy! Yeah, I haven't really thought about what zechs and wufei are going to do, but I think they'll be too preoccupied with looking at each other to care ^_^ Yeah, thanks for reviewing, it was very much appreciated! ^_^

So, there we go, here's the next chapter, enjoy!

Chapter One: The Plotting Couples.

Duo chuckled and hung up the phone, when two strong arms wrapped around his waist, pulling him back into the body of his koi, and gentle, lips rained kisses down on the back of his neck. Duo moaned and turned around to stare into deep pools of sapphire that gazed at him with love and desire. He wrapped his arms around his koibito's neck, fingers entangling in tousled brown hair as he leaned forward to capture his mouth in a passionate, explorative kiss. Heero's lips parted and Duo thrust his tongue into the hot entrance to explore the moist cavern delicately before doing battle with his tongue. Eventually, the need for oxygen overtook them, and they parted, gasping for breath, yet staring at each other with lust as they grinned wickedly.

"So, I take it Zechs is coming?" Heero asked, stroking Duo's cheek.

"Hellya," Duo grinned, "The Wufei thing worked like a charm."

"Are you sure Quatre and Trowa will be able to convince him to go?" Heero asked, concerned.

"Of course, They'll just use the same thing we did- they'll tell him that Zechs is going, it's in the bag, I mean, they totally have the hots for each other."

"Yeah, and this is the perfect way to get them together."

"And to prove that we're the stronger couple," Duo finished, cackling evilly.

"Definitely, I don't know what Quatre and Trowa were thinking that day they challenged us," Heero replied, grinning wickedly.

*FLASHBACK*

"Yeah! We won, in your face!" Duo yelled at Quatre and Trowa, as he and Heero exchanged a high-five, "Face it guys, we kick your ass every time!"

"That's just in basketball," Quatre huffed defensively, "We beat you all the time at archery."

"Well we always beat you in soccer," Quatre shouted.

"Well we always beat you in rugby," Duo shouted back, "Just accept it: we're better than you."

"No way, we're better, I mean, after all, we are the stronger couple," Quatre grinned.

"And just how did you come to that conclusion?" Duo asked challengingly.

"Because we got together first," Quatre cried triumphantly.

"Oh yeah, well we're the stronger couple; we had sex first!" Duo smiled.

"Ah, but we have better sex."

"No way!"

"Yes way!"

"Prove it!"

"Fine, you prove it too!"

"Fine!"

The two boys made to quickly remove their clothes, when their lovers decided to intervene.

"Bakas! Stop this now, it's childish!" Heero shouted, coming up behind Duo.

"Yes, this is just silly," Trowa agreed, then after a moment added, "and besides, we do have better sex."

"Oh that's it!" Heero and Duo cried, as they started to take off their clothes.

"No guys wait, I've got a better way to prove who it the better couple," Quatre cried, raising up his hands.

"What is it?" Duo asked, him and Heero pausing in mid strip to listen.

"Ever hear of a show called Fear Factor?" Quatre asked, a dangerous glint in his eyes.

"Oh yeah, that show is the coolest, where they have to eat bugs and jump off buildings and stuff," Duo cried enthusiastically, jumping up and down.

"Well, I happen to know the show's host, Joe Rogan, I done him a favour a while back so he owes me one. How about we compete against each other on teams to see who it the stronger couple?" Quatre suggested.

"Wow, we get to be on Fear Factor? That is soooo cool!" Duo yelled in delight as he swung his t-shirt around his head like a maniac.

"Wait, don't we need three to a team?" a fully-dressed Heero asked, after trying, but failing, to glare Duo into calmness.

"Yes, so we need two more people who would be willing to take part," Trowa answered quietly.

 The group was silent for a moment, thinking of who to bring, when Duo suddenly jumped up, crying, "Oh, I know! How about Wu-man and Zechsie? I mean, they are totally in to each other, so they'll both go once one finds out that the other is going, plus this would be the perfect opportunity to set them up!"

"Hey, that's a great idea Duo!" Quatre cried, "We get to compete and play matchmaker all at the same time, goody!"

"Ooo ooo, we bagsie Zechs!" Duo shouted, throwing his hands up.

"Fine!" Quatre huffed, "we wanted Wufei anyway!"

"That settles it; you'd better call Joe," Duo smirked, "So me and Hee-chan can kick your ass!"

*END FLASHBACK*

Duo grinned, remembering the day. Straight after that incident, Quatre had called Joe, who'd been delighted to have the gundam pilots on the show and told them to meet him in New Jersey, which wasn't too far from where they lived, on Friday, giving two days to fully prepare. (kay, I live in Ireland, so I don't know the names of any American cities, so I'm just going from what I've heard, kay?)

"This is going to be fun!" Duo squealed and leaned in to give Heero a slow, long kiss, before pulling back, and with a cry of, "Come on, let's pack!" he smacked Heero on the ass as he ran ahead, Heero running after him with a playful shout of, "Omae o korosuo!"

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"Phew, that was a close one," Quatre sighed, then smiled, as a pair of strong arms wrapped around his waist from behind.

Turning around, he wrapped one arm around the taller boy's neck and traced little patterns on his chest with his other hand.

"Thank you so much for the help," he smile up at Trowa, "Have I ever told you how much I love you?"

"You may have mentioned it once or twice," Trowa replied with a sly grin.

"Well come here and let me show you," Quatre said huskily, grabbing Trowa's jumper and pulling their lips together in a passionate, loving kiss, as their lips parted as tongues danced delicately together, while moans rose in their throats.

Eventually, the need for oxygen overtook them driving them apart, yet they remained in each other's embrace.

"So, we have Wufei now?" Trowa asked.

"Yup, we're picking him up at three," Quatre grinned, "Now we're so going to totally trash Heero and Duo, we'll show them who's the better couple, they'll never know what his them!"

At this, he laughed manically, and Trowa grinned, eyes glinting with evil mischief.

"What time is it?" Trowa asked nonchantly.

"Em, one o' clock, why?" Quatre asked innocently enough, yet his eyes sparkled with lust and hidden desires.

"Well, how about we go pack and then have some mind-blowing sex?" Trowa suggested, in a tone that would be normally used to ask what to buy in the shops.

Quatre smiled. He just loved it when Trowa talked dirty in the most normal tone in the world, it turned him on, he didn't know why.

"Of course, because we have better sex."

"Definitely," Trowa grinned, before suddenly picking a giggling Quatre up and slinging him over his shoulder as he headed up the stairs towards their bedroom.

Sooooo, there you go, what do you think? Funny enough or good enough? Pleeze review and let me know and I will be forever grateful! Farethee well!