Doughnuts and Breakdowns.
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Disclaimer: These characters aren't mine. ::sniffle::
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Jack chewed his doughnut slowly, not noticing the taste. He was completely clueless as to how to get Fabrizo out of the railing. Cal was happily munching away. He had no worries as long as a doughnut was in his hand. Jack envied him his ability to be so happy so easily.
Fabrizo had calmed down considerably since having been given a doughnut, but he was still panicky. "Jack?" "Yeah?" "When are you going to get me out?" "Well-" "OOH!! I know! I know!!" Cal began jumping up and down excitedly.
"How then?" "We take some butter and butter his head with it and he'll slide right out." Jack stared at Cal. "Where would you get such an idea?" "From Mad TV." "Ah, I see." "Can we try that?" fabrizo asked. "You want him to spread butter on your head?"
"Yes, if it will get me out of this frikin thing." "Ok then." "I'll go get some butter!" Cal ran off. Fabrizo hummed "Free at Last" while they waited. Jack stood by awkwardly, hoping the strange looks that were being directed their way weren't about him.
Cal soon returned with the butter. "Ok, now we do this." He stuck his had in the bowl and brought out a fist full of butter. "Don't you think that you should use something other than your hand for that?" Jack asked.
Cal stared at him in horror. "What else would I use? It's what I've always used." Jack chose not to pursue the subject further. "Do it then." Cal proceeded to cover Fabrizo's head and the escalator railing with butter.
"Isn't that enough?" Jack said. "I fink mit sis." Fabrizo's voice was muffled by the butter. "What?" Cal asked. "He says it's enough." "Can I put more?" "Cal, what part of "he thinks it's enough" did you not understand?"
"Well………" "Just forget it." "But you asked." "I know I did." Jack sighed heavily. His original hopes about the weekend not being hell had been wrong. "Is utter 's ood." "Are you eating it?" "Es."
"Can I have some?" Cal asked eagerly. "O!" Cal stuck his lower lip out in a pout. "S'not fair." 'Wasn't the point of the butter to get Fabrizo out of the railing?" "Oh." Cal instantly forgot his pouting. "I'll do it." He grabbed Fabrizo's head and shoved it back. "OW!!!!!!!!!" Cal laughed. "This is fun. "
Jack began to question the logic in letting Cal handle a human head. "You're hurting him, so maybe you should try another way." His voice was pleading. Cal looked at him questioningly. Jack didn't usually plead. He mostly rammed his head against the wall in frustration.
Cal considered letting his head go. He decided to give it one last shove and leave it at that. With a POP Fabrizo's head was free. 'I'm free!!!!!" he yelled joyfully. Jack patted Cal on the back. "Maybe that wasn't a totally stupid idea."
Cal's voice was tearful. "Jack, there's butter on my doughnut!" His bottom lip trembled. Jack inwardly kicked himself. He should have known that it was too good to be true.
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