DISCLAIMER : Harry Potter & Characters belong to J.k and WB , this is just written for fun.
Harry Potter was waiting for some instruction from the Author.
Currently, he was sitting, or floating actually, in a white void with nothing happening 'cause there was no instruction.
"C'mon man, this void is giving me the creeps, awww! Man , I'm out of character!" Harry moaned as he slowly floated around, currently he was slowly turning upside down in the air of the void
"OI!!!" he said "At Least give me something to stand on."
*Alright, (said the author) *But it's not gonna be too good due to my writers block.*
"Fine! Just do it!"
*Alright!*
Harry Potter was standing on the ground, outside of Hogwarts it was a pleasant spring day and the grass was green, the birds were singing, and the octopus in the lake was.... swimming around ,and then..... um.... *Author scratches head* Harry, um.... he.... sort of ......
Harry stood there on the grass with his arms crossed, tapping his foot impatiently
*Welll... um.... hmmmmm.*
Harry was getting quite mad,he turned his head towards the sky and yelled at the author "Well, why don't you introduce Ron and Hermione, so I don't have to just stand here boring the readers!"
*Right!*
Harry was standing there when suddenly Harry heard a noise behind him so he turned and saw Malfoy and Luna, , sprinting up very quickly towards him with Luna carrying a bunch of books in her arms.
Harry raised his eyebrow at the sight of this, this was not what he had requested.
"Hi Harry!" said Malfoy ,grinning and giving Harry a friendly pat on the back as he arrived. "Nice day to be out on the grounds, eh?"
Harry looked at Malfoy in shock, quickly backing away from him a few feet.
"Malfoy what the-" Harry started before he was interrupted by Luna
"Oh, Harry!" she said "I just had to tell you that I've found some very interesting books we could use for that potions homework Snape set us," Said Luna without a trace of the usual misty dreaminess in her voice. Then she noticed Harry staring at her and Malfoy like they were nuts, and Malfoy looking at Harry suspiciously.
"Harry, is anything wrong?" said Luna frowning slightly, and looked at Malfoy also frowning
"Harry, why did you call me Malfoy?" said Malfoy,
Harry was feeling quite annoyed with this, this was stupid "Did you guys take the Polyjuce potion or something ?"
"No" said Luna "What's a polyjuice potion?"
Harry let out an exasperated sigh and pushed his way though them
"We're you going?" Malfoy/Ron asked.
Harry ingored them and was running around out of sight, then once he had done that he stopped and yelled at the Author again.
"AUTHOR!" He yelled "AUTHOR! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!!"
==The Author feels nervous , *Er, (said the Author, sweating sightly) What are you talking about?*
"YOU KNOW BLOODY WELL WHAT I"M TALKING ABOUT!" He screamed "THOSE ARE'NT MY FRIENDS!!"
*There not?*
Harry gave a yell of frustration , and then took a few deep breaths.
"No" he said, in an angrily-calm voice "That was Draco Malfoy, the scum of the school, and Luna Lovegood, the dreamy-misty girl from Ravenclaw!"
*Oh* said the authour, noding *Er, what's Ravenclaw?*
Harry went wide eyed "Have you even read the books!!??"
*(coughing) Oh sure ... I read....um... a couple of pages...."
Harry rolled his eyes,"Well, what am I supposed to do? How can I Get on with the story, or stay in character WHEN YOU HAVEN"T EVEN READ IT!!!
(Author sniffs) * Fine! I'm leaving! *
Harry, suddenly realises what this could mean. "Hold on!!" he said "If you go, who will continue writing the story?!"
(The author, picks up her suitcase and the sound of a door slamming is heard.)
She is gone and Harry is still standing on the Hogwarts ground stuck in this wrong universe where anything could happen.
Harry also realised that the story was still continuing, it was writing itself.
"Oh, boy" said Harry shaking his head " This is gonna be interesting."
*End of chapter one*
Harry Potter was waiting for some instruction from the Author.
Currently, he was sitting, or floating actually, in a white void with nothing happening 'cause there was no instruction.
"C'mon man, this void is giving me the creeps, awww! Man , I'm out of character!" Harry moaned as he slowly floated around, currently he was slowly turning upside down in the air of the void
"OI!!!" he said "At Least give me something to stand on."
*Alright, (said the author) *But it's not gonna be too good due to my writers block.*
"Fine! Just do it!"
*Alright!*
Harry Potter was standing on the ground, outside of Hogwarts it was a pleasant spring day and the grass was green, the birds were singing, and the octopus in the lake was.... swimming around ,and then..... um.... *Author scratches head* Harry, um.... he.... sort of ......
Harry stood there on the grass with his arms crossed, tapping his foot impatiently
*Welll... um.... hmmmmm.*
Harry was getting quite mad,he turned his head towards the sky and yelled at the author "Well, why don't you introduce Ron and Hermione, so I don't have to just stand here boring the readers!"
*Right!*
Harry was standing there when suddenly Harry heard a noise behind him so he turned and saw Malfoy and Luna, , sprinting up very quickly towards him with Luna carrying a bunch of books in her arms.
Harry raised his eyebrow at the sight of this, this was not what he had requested.
"Hi Harry!" said Malfoy ,grinning and giving Harry a friendly pat on the back as he arrived. "Nice day to be out on the grounds, eh?"
Harry looked at Malfoy in shock, quickly backing away from him a few feet.
"Malfoy what the-" Harry started before he was interrupted by Luna
"Oh, Harry!" she said "I just had to tell you that I've found some very interesting books we could use for that potions homework Snape set us," Said Luna without a trace of the usual misty dreaminess in her voice. Then she noticed Harry staring at her and Malfoy like they were nuts, and Malfoy looking at Harry suspiciously.
"Harry, is anything wrong?" said Luna frowning slightly, and looked at Malfoy also frowning
"Harry, why did you call me Malfoy?" said Malfoy,
Harry was feeling quite annoyed with this, this was stupid "Did you guys take the Polyjuce potion or something ?"
"No" said Luna "What's a polyjuice potion?"
Harry let out an exasperated sigh and pushed his way though them
"We're you going?" Malfoy/Ron asked.
Harry ingored them and was running around out of sight, then once he had done that he stopped and yelled at the Author again.
"AUTHOR!" He yelled "AUTHOR! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!!"
==The Author feels nervous , *Er, (said the Author, sweating sightly) What are you talking about?*
"YOU KNOW BLOODY WELL WHAT I"M TALKING ABOUT!" He screamed "THOSE ARE'NT MY FRIENDS!!"
*There not?*
Harry gave a yell of frustration , and then took a few deep breaths.
"No" he said, in an angrily-calm voice "That was Draco Malfoy, the scum of the school, and Luna Lovegood, the dreamy-misty girl from Ravenclaw!"
*Oh* said the authour, noding *Er, what's Ravenclaw?*
Harry went wide eyed "Have you even read the books!!??"
*(coughing) Oh sure ... I read....um... a couple of pages...."
Harry rolled his eyes,"Well, what am I supposed to do? How can I Get on with the story, or stay in character WHEN YOU HAVEN"T EVEN READ IT!!!
(Author sniffs) * Fine! I'm leaving! *
Harry, suddenly realises what this could mean. "Hold on!!" he said "If you go, who will continue writing the story?!"
(The author, picks up her suitcase and the sound of a door slamming is heard.)
She is gone and Harry is still standing on the Hogwarts ground stuck in this wrong universe where anything could happen.
Harry also realised that the story was still continuing, it was writing itself.
"Oh, boy" said Harry shaking his head " This is gonna be interesting."
*End of chapter one*