Unexpected Surprise
Chapter 2: Party time!
Disclaimer: I own noting, nada, squat. I don't even own a poster or action figure, but I DO own 1/3 of the endless waltz DVD.
Authors Random Notice: non-yaoi fans beware: Contains some gay stuff so if you don't like gay's then don't read it cuz I don't want your flames about how bad that is cuz its not! Well anyway my rant is over. Here's chapter two!
*~o0o~*
Wufei pressed the petal harder cursing. He was on his way to Duo's house after he'd received a call about the whereabouts of his MIA diary.
"Damnit Duo!" He shouted at the windshield as he could see the reflection of that cocky grin holding his diary for blackmail. "Answer me baka!"
*no response*
"Damnit!!! Why won't you answer me you inanimate piece of shit?!" He yelled banging his fist on the steering wheel swerving in the process and honking at everyone in a mile radius of him.
*no response*
*imitation of Heero's death glare*
*still no response*
*Wufei slumps back in his chair, furious, and mutters something very similar to 'Injustice' Then floors the gas petal, elbows locked, eyes locked into a glare position, and hands gripping the wheel tightly turning his knuckles white*
(A little ways ahead)
*A boy scout dressed in uniform was helping an old lady cross the street when the walk symbol appeared on the crosswalk. A speeding dark green sports car raced through the intersection, driven by a Chinese man, who apparently was not aware of the stop light or the oncoming crossing traffic, narrowly missing the old lady and the young male crossing, but managed to run over the old woman's cane cracking it in two pieces and speed off, but not after the words "BAKA ONNA!" Were screamed at both the lady and the boy, who flicked the driver off and the woman slapped the boy with her brick laden purse.*
~*Meanwhile*~ Duo's house had been decorated by the four pilots. All around there was streamers, confetti, balloons, and Chinese symbol lanterns with peace, health and luck symbols painted on them by Trowa's steady, readable, hand.
Duo paced around the kitchen with a cone shaped birthday hat on his head.
"Damn he's taking a long time." Duo mumbled. "I was sure he'd at least be here by now..."
*Heero rolled his eyes at his lover and slowly shook his head, sweat dropping.*
*Quatre (better known as Cat by all) wandered off somewhere closely followed by Trowa. Strange noises were heard coming from a nearby room.*
Duo sighed and leaned against the counter.
"At least they went in private" He said laughing and started to play with the end of his braid.
Heero, after a moment, stood up as Duo blinked. 'Eh?'
"He's here" Heero answered his lover in a low voice.
"Nani?" Duo asked cocking an eyebrow up.
Sure enough screeching wheels on pavement were heard just outside and the slamming of a car door.
Duo's face lit up and ran into the room where Cat and Trowa had gone. He burst open the door to find both men naked to the waist in an intimate make- out session.
"Ok guys break it up! Wu-man's here!!!" He yelled at the couple, braid swinging as he ran over and pulled the two off each other. Reluctantly they complied, though they wouldn't have had Wufei not just arrived, then hurried into the living room throwing their shirts on and watched the door in silence with Heero and a bouncing Duo.
*silence*
Ba-dump
Ba-dump
Ba-dump
"DUO YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wufei screamed as the door flung open revealing to everyone an EXTREAMLY pissed Chinese with flames rippling off his body.
*whisper* "He's more pissed than you when I steal your ego waffle duo" Heero whispered to Duo who looked offended. "What exactly did you do to make him this mad?"
Duo pulls the Wu-man's diary from his pocket as Heero clobbered him upside the head.
*Wufei, still pissed, does an ancient Chinese tiger leap into the air at the couch where he could hear duo's 'ouch!' *
*Half way in midair the four jump from behind the couch smiling (except Heero and Trowa who were working very hard to make theirs seem genuine) all yelled.
"SURPRISE!!!" Confetti, streamers, and balloons flew and mini kazoos blew changing the pissed Wufei to a rather confused one.
"What in hell is going on?!" Wufei asked backing away now scared of the chibi happy-go-lucky gundam pilots.
"Happy Birthday Wufei!" They all yell and party favors exploded randomly around the room in pink, yellow and green confetti.
*Wufei looked nervously at them*
"Are you guys ok?" He asked cautiously.
*All four of them nodded vigorously and Duo handed him his green fuzzy diary*
"There ya go Wu-man!" Duo said enthusiastically.
Wu-man snatched the diary and held it protectively to his chest. He was bushing furiously and glaring at Duo, sparks flying.
*cat sensed tension*
"CAKE TIME!" He yelled running into the kitchen as Trowa, Heero, and Duo dragged a crimson, stiff Wufei in to the kitchen and sat him in a chair at the end of the table as Cat brought over the chocolate Chinese cake with 16 candles on top.
Heero and Duo began to sing 'Happy Birthday' as Cat and Trowa played it as a duet on their instruments. Wufei was blushing furiously at all of the attention he was getting from his comrades.
"Don't expect me to say thank you" He said stubbornly after they were done singing.
Duo leaned close to his ear.
"We weren't expecting anything" he whispered into the Chinese boy's ear and kissed his cheek.
Wufei turned at least seven shades darker red.
"What was that for!?" Wufei stuttered, beet red.
"I read it in your journal" Duo answered winking.
*awkward silence*
*pause to think*
*click*
"You did WHAT?!!!! I thought if I came you wouldn't read it!?!?" Wufei screamed at him as the candle flame flickered from the hot air in his voice.
"It was too tempting." Duo replied shrugging trying to stop himself from bursting out laughing from the Wu-MAN's girly attitude.
*Cat put down his violin*
"Now children no fighting. It's Wufei's birthday so be nice Duo." Cat said shaking a finger at duo who burst out in teary laughter.
Cat sighed. It never worked.
Trowa, who had disappeared around the corner returned to the table carrying a large knife to cut the cake and handed it to Wufei.
"The birthday boy gets to make the first cut!" Cat said smiling, teasing.
"Can I be the first to cut his head off?" Wufei said glaring and pointing at Duo's face.
"Erm.I don't think we want to eat Duo's head.I don't think I'd taste very good." He said with a disgusted look on his face, looking from the cake to Duo.
"Well Heero sure liked it.." Duo muttered, his perverted mind speaking aloud.
Heero blushed furiously and Trowa imitated Cat's disgusted look. Both of them heard Duo and understood him.
*cough*
"TMI!!!!!" Cat yelled covering his ears, eyes shut tight.
"What's T. M. I.?" Wufei asked curious.
"Too. Much. Information." Cat replied regaining himself. "Anyway. WUFEI! Make a wish and blow out the candles quick!" Cat burst out eyeing the melting candles.
Wufei nodded clasping his hands together in prayer, eyes shut tight.
After a moment he took a deep breath and blew out the candles, even the trick candle that Duo had put on there.
Everyone clapped and cheered as Duo stood there jaw mounted to the floor and Wufei cut the first slice.
~*Meanwhile*~
A shadowed figure sat on a throne looking into a mirror that reflected the happy pilots enjoying the party. A smirk slowly formed across the figure's mouth.
Voice: "Wufei-san.your wish has been granted.."
TBC
Authors note: MUWAHAHAHA!!!!! Don't you just love having super powers?!
Duo: "I do, but not when YOU have them..bitch."
Neko(author): "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!?!?" *gets in cat fight with Duo*
Trowa: ///_-;;
Cat: Please, My name is Quatre Rabecca Winner not Cat.
Heero: "Get over it you'll never get your real name back after SHE stole it.."*points to Gemi*
Cat: "yes I guess your right. Should I try to stop them?" *points to chibi Duo fighting with Chibi Neko*
Trowa: "If you value your life... wait for both of them to kill eachother THEN say that you tried to stop them, but your efforts were useless." *gives Cat a hug and kiss*
Neko: "aww...KAWAII!!"
Trowa: "Hey I thought you were dead!"
Neko: "I was..and so was he, but satin said that with the tension between us when we died was to great that hell would freeze over so he banished us back to earth."
All: *sweat drop*
Neko: *Turns to all readers* "Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter and your reviews will boost my self esteem to write the next chapter! (Well already started it, but review anyway!) Thanks!
Chapter 3: His wish was granted.
Chapter 2: Party time!
Disclaimer: I own noting, nada, squat. I don't even own a poster or action figure, but I DO own 1/3 of the endless waltz DVD.
Authors Random Notice: non-yaoi fans beware: Contains some gay stuff so if you don't like gay's then don't read it cuz I don't want your flames about how bad that is cuz its not! Well anyway my rant is over. Here's chapter two!
*~o0o~*
Wufei pressed the petal harder cursing. He was on his way to Duo's house after he'd received a call about the whereabouts of his MIA diary.
"Damnit Duo!" He shouted at the windshield as he could see the reflection of that cocky grin holding his diary for blackmail. "Answer me baka!"
*no response*
"Damnit!!! Why won't you answer me you inanimate piece of shit?!" He yelled banging his fist on the steering wheel swerving in the process and honking at everyone in a mile radius of him.
*no response*
*imitation of Heero's death glare*
*still no response*
*Wufei slumps back in his chair, furious, and mutters something very similar to 'Injustice' Then floors the gas petal, elbows locked, eyes locked into a glare position, and hands gripping the wheel tightly turning his knuckles white*
(A little ways ahead)
*A boy scout dressed in uniform was helping an old lady cross the street when the walk symbol appeared on the crosswalk. A speeding dark green sports car raced through the intersection, driven by a Chinese man, who apparently was not aware of the stop light or the oncoming crossing traffic, narrowly missing the old lady and the young male crossing, but managed to run over the old woman's cane cracking it in two pieces and speed off, but not after the words "BAKA ONNA!" Were screamed at both the lady and the boy, who flicked the driver off and the woman slapped the boy with her brick laden purse.*
~*Meanwhile*~ Duo's house had been decorated by the four pilots. All around there was streamers, confetti, balloons, and Chinese symbol lanterns with peace, health and luck symbols painted on them by Trowa's steady, readable, hand.
Duo paced around the kitchen with a cone shaped birthday hat on his head.
"Damn he's taking a long time." Duo mumbled. "I was sure he'd at least be here by now..."
*Heero rolled his eyes at his lover and slowly shook his head, sweat dropping.*
*Quatre (better known as Cat by all) wandered off somewhere closely followed by Trowa. Strange noises were heard coming from a nearby room.*
Duo sighed and leaned against the counter.
"At least they went in private" He said laughing and started to play with the end of his braid.
Heero, after a moment, stood up as Duo blinked. 'Eh?'
"He's here" Heero answered his lover in a low voice.
"Nani?" Duo asked cocking an eyebrow up.
Sure enough screeching wheels on pavement were heard just outside and the slamming of a car door.
Duo's face lit up and ran into the room where Cat and Trowa had gone. He burst open the door to find both men naked to the waist in an intimate make- out session.
"Ok guys break it up! Wu-man's here!!!" He yelled at the couple, braid swinging as he ran over and pulled the two off each other. Reluctantly they complied, though they wouldn't have had Wufei not just arrived, then hurried into the living room throwing their shirts on and watched the door in silence with Heero and a bouncing Duo.
*silence*
Ba-dump
Ba-dump
Ba-dump
"DUO YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wufei screamed as the door flung open revealing to everyone an EXTREAMLY pissed Chinese with flames rippling off his body.
*whisper* "He's more pissed than you when I steal your ego waffle duo" Heero whispered to Duo who looked offended. "What exactly did you do to make him this mad?"
Duo pulls the Wu-man's diary from his pocket as Heero clobbered him upside the head.
*Wufei, still pissed, does an ancient Chinese tiger leap into the air at the couch where he could hear duo's 'ouch!' *
*Half way in midair the four jump from behind the couch smiling (except Heero and Trowa who were working very hard to make theirs seem genuine) all yelled.
"SURPRISE!!!" Confetti, streamers, and balloons flew and mini kazoos blew changing the pissed Wufei to a rather confused one.
"What in hell is going on?!" Wufei asked backing away now scared of the chibi happy-go-lucky gundam pilots.
"Happy Birthday Wufei!" They all yell and party favors exploded randomly around the room in pink, yellow and green confetti.
*Wufei looked nervously at them*
"Are you guys ok?" He asked cautiously.
*All four of them nodded vigorously and Duo handed him his green fuzzy diary*
"There ya go Wu-man!" Duo said enthusiastically.
Wu-man snatched the diary and held it protectively to his chest. He was bushing furiously and glaring at Duo, sparks flying.
*cat sensed tension*
"CAKE TIME!" He yelled running into the kitchen as Trowa, Heero, and Duo dragged a crimson, stiff Wufei in to the kitchen and sat him in a chair at the end of the table as Cat brought over the chocolate Chinese cake with 16 candles on top.
Heero and Duo began to sing 'Happy Birthday' as Cat and Trowa played it as a duet on their instruments. Wufei was blushing furiously at all of the attention he was getting from his comrades.
"Don't expect me to say thank you" He said stubbornly after they were done singing.
Duo leaned close to his ear.
"We weren't expecting anything" he whispered into the Chinese boy's ear and kissed his cheek.
Wufei turned at least seven shades darker red.
"What was that for!?" Wufei stuttered, beet red.
"I read it in your journal" Duo answered winking.
*awkward silence*
*pause to think*
*click*
"You did WHAT?!!!! I thought if I came you wouldn't read it!?!?" Wufei screamed at him as the candle flame flickered from the hot air in his voice.
"It was too tempting." Duo replied shrugging trying to stop himself from bursting out laughing from the Wu-MAN's girly attitude.
*Cat put down his violin*
"Now children no fighting. It's Wufei's birthday so be nice Duo." Cat said shaking a finger at duo who burst out in teary laughter.
Cat sighed. It never worked.
Trowa, who had disappeared around the corner returned to the table carrying a large knife to cut the cake and handed it to Wufei.
"The birthday boy gets to make the first cut!" Cat said smiling, teasing.
"Can I be the first to cut his head off?" Wufei said glaring and pointing at Duo's face.
"Erm.I don't think we want to eat Duo's head.I don't think I'd taste very good." He said with a disgusted look on his face, looking from the cake to Duo.
"Well Heero sure liked it.." Duo muttered, his perverted mind speaking aloud.
Heero blushed furiously and Trowa imitated Cat's disgusted look. Both of them heard Duo and understood him.
*cough*
"TMI!!!!!" Cat yelled covering his ears, eyes shut tight.
"What's T. M. I.?" Wufei asked curious.
"Too. Much. Information." Cat replied regaining himself. "Anyway. WUFEI! Make a wish and blow out the candles quick!" Cat burst out eyeing the melting candles.
Wufei nodded clasping his hands together in prayer, eyes shut tight.
After a moment he took a deep breath and blew out the candles, even the trick candle that Duo had put on there.
Everyone clapped and cheered as Duo stood there jaw mounted to the floor and Wufei cut the first slice.
~*Meanwhile*~
A shadowed figure sat on a throne looking into a mirror that reflected the happy pilots enjoying the party. A smirk slowly formed across the figure's mouth.
Voice: "Wufei-san.your wish has been granted.."
TBC
Authors note: MUWAHAHAHA!!!!! Don't you just love having super powers?!
Duo: "I do, but not when YOU have them..bitch."
Neko(author): "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!?!?" *gets in cat fight with Duo*
Trowa: ///_-;;
Cat: Please, My name is Quatre Rabecca Winner not Cat.
Heero: "Get over it you'll never get your real name back after SHE stole it.."*points to Gemi*
Cat: "yes I guess your right. Should I try to stop them?" *points to chibi Duo fighting with Chibi Neko*
Trowa: "If you value your life... wait for both of them to kill eachother THEN say that you tried to stop them, but your efforts were useless." *gives Cat a hug and kiss*
Neko: "aww...KAWAII!!"
Trowa: "Hey I thought you were dead!"
Neko: "I was..and so was he, but satin said that with the tension between us when we died was to great that hell would freeze over so he banished us back to earth."
All: *sweat drop*
Neko: *Turns to all readers* "Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter and your reviews will boost my self esteem to write the next chapter! (Well already started it, but review anyway!) Thanks!
Chapter 3: His wish was granted.