Bathtubs, Squirrels, and Moving
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Disclaimer: I don't own them.
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"Jack! I told you to stay quiet!" "Sorry." "That's ok." "What are you doing in there?" Cal asked. "You're still out there?" Jack was incredulous. "Yes, I'm still here."
"Wow!" "What?" "I dunno, just like the word." Rose giggled. "Go away." "Why should I?" "Because we want you to." Cal's voice was blank. "Ok, I'm going to do what you want me to do?" Jack replied, "Yes." "Uh, no."
Rose groaned. "Go away for a minute, and we'll be right out." Cal was hesitant. "We promise." "Ok."
Jack turned to Rose. "We really have to?" Rose sighed. "I don't want to either, but it's best if we do." She kissed his cheek lightly. "We'll find some time later." Jack grinned slightly. "Alright."
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2 days later
"Come on!" Cal skipped ahead eagerly. They were finally moving into the house he had found, and he was bursting with excitement. "Is he mad?" Jack whispered. Rose laughed. "No, just child-like." Jack nodded. "I see."
He softly kissed Rose. "Rose-" "WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE??!!" Cal screamed. Jack groaned. He was beginning to have fantasies about killing Cal. The man had to ruin every moment he had with Rose.
"We're coming," Rose called. She smiled radiantly. "Come one Jack." He laughed, holding to her hand. "I'm coming."
The house was a two-story, with two
bedrooms. There was a tree in the backyard, and a shed off to the side. Jack couldn't find fault with it, and had to admit Cal had done a good job.
"Jack!" Fabrizo's voice was furious. "Where am I supposed to sleep?" Jack was confused. "What do you mean?" "There's only TWO bedrooms!" "Uh, I guess you could………"
"I'M NOT SLEEPING IN THE SAME ROOM WITH HIM!!!!!!!!" "You have to!" Rose said pleadingly. "There's nowhere else." "I WILL NOT!!" "Hold on a minute, Fabri."
Jack walked into the kitchen. Rose was sitting on a chair, looking very stressed. A very furious Cal paced the room. "What is wrong now?" "He won't share a room." "Ah." "IT IS NOT JUST 'AH' IT'S NOT RIGHT!!"
"CAL IF YOU DON'T CALM DOWN I WILL HURT YOU!!" Jack leaned against the wall. He was exhausted with the effort it took to scream louder then Cal. Cal was looking frightened. "Where can I sleep then?"
Rose intervened. "You and Fabrizo can share a room," she paused, studying Cal's reaction. "But, not a bed." Cal thought for a moment. "Ok." Rose sighed, relieved.
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An Hour later
"Jack?" Rose stood in the kitchen doorway. Jack looked up from his book, Anna Karenina. "Rose-" She kissed him before he could finish. "Come on." Rose led him upstairs.
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Ok, that may not have been as funny as I would have hoped, but I needed to finish up the whole prequel thingy. Anna Karenina is only in there because I love that book. Review.