Hey, this is Japanfreak here, with my 1st ever fanfic!!! YAY!!! Don't be too harsh on it please… I think it will be pretty funny! It won't be too long, being my 1st one and all… so try to read it all…
(P.S.: My chapters don't have titles) And here's the red tape stuff: I own none of the characters of Rurouni Kenshin, or Yu Yu Hakusho (I use them for 5 seconds). The copyright stuff goes to all the real makers, etc. But Satoko is an original character created by me. ^_^
~ Constantly Misunderstood ~
By: Japan Freak (yours truly! ^_~)
Ch: 1
"Oro?" says Kenshin quizzically. "Why do you always say that," yells Sanosuke. "You sound like you're a retard of something!" "I am sorry Sano, that I am…" says Kenshin. "And don't call me Sano! My name is Sagara Sanosuke! I got that name from Sagara Sozou, the captain of the Sekihou Tai, a more honorable man than all of those Imperials put together…" Sanosuke's voice trails off as he walks outside. A heavy silence covers the room, and everyone leaves besides Kaoru and Yahiko. "Umm… What's for dinner Kenshin?" asks Kaoru. "We will eat out, that we will!" Kenshin said enthusiastically. "Kenshin," yelled Sanosuke, as he storms back in the room. "We know you and Kaoru have been "getting' it on", but you don't have to yell about what you're gonna "do" when a kid is in the room!"[Author's note: ^_^;] "I'm not a kid!" puts in Yahiko. "I didn't mean it that way, that I didn't." said Kenshin softly. Aoshi quietly walks in. "Umm… I think he didn't mean it, you guys." he says meekly. Everyone glares at him. "Oh, right," he says. "Kenshin, I challenge you!" he yells. [Author's note: Just for the sake of time, we'll skip this fight scene. All you need to know is Kenshin won, and Aoshi's looks were not damaged in any way, whatsoever! ^_^]
Ch: 2
"Owww! Did you hit me in the face?" cries Aoshi. "I didn't hit you in the face, that I did not." says Kenshin calmly. "Don't worry, you're still soooo sexy…" says Kaoru. Kenshin angrily nudges Kaoru. She turns to Kenshin saying, "Yeah, I think you're hot too, but I can't help it if your nemesis is so damn gorgeous!" "Good way to hide your feelings!" laughs Sanosuke. Kenshin continues his conversation with Kaoru by saying "Yes, he isn't too bad-looking, but…" "Since when were you gay, Kenshin?!" asks Sanosuke. "He can't be gay, if he likes Kaoru…" says Yahiko. "Eh, you're right kid, let's re-phrase that." says Sanosuke apologetically. "I'm not a kid!!!" puts in Yahiko. Sanosuke, ignoring him, says, "Since when were you bisexual, Kenshin?!" [Author's note: ^_^;] "Oro?" says Kenshin quizzically. "He just wants all the action, doesn't he…" mumbles Sanosuke. "I heard that, that I did!" yells Kenshin. "And I am not a homosexual or bisexual, those I am not. I refer to myself as a heterosexual male, that I do!" Kenshin said. A heavy silence covered the room, broken by Yahiko asking, "What is a heterosexual?" "It means that you're straight…," says the battered Aoshi. "And will someone please get me a doctor!" "Does straight mean you like girls?" asks the curious Yahiko. "Yes, yes it does," says Aoshi proudly. Then he jumps to his feet exclaiming, "And I am so proud to be straight!" "You know stuff, and I have so many questions, because nobody tells me anything!" says Yahiko enthusiastically. They leave to go to the doctor. "Tell me that didn't just happen…," groans Sanosuke, with his head in his hands. "Yahiko is gonna turn out so gay now…" Sanosuke tries to speak through his sobbing "How's he gonna become a strong sniff fighter when he's sob, he's sniff GAY?!" Sanosuke is now in a steady fit of crying. "Hey guys," yells Yahiko from outside. "I found a girl on my way to the doctor, and she's really pretty, and she invited me over her house!" "Oh, thank GOD!!! screams Sanosuke as he runs over to embrace Yahiko. "GO!! GO and HAVE FUN!!!" says Sanosuke. Kaoru put in, "But we have lessons later, why don't you ask her over?" "Wow, really?" says Yahiko. "Oh, wait, she has a cat, which goes with her everywhere," says Yahiko. "So if any of you guys are allergic to pussies, I'll go over her house. We can play with it there." Everyone, besides the innocent Yahiko and Kenshin, does the Anime-style fall-out. "Her WHAT?!" sputters Kaoru. "Aren't you a little young for that?" asks Sanosuke. "Too young for what?" asks Kenshin. "He will just play with her pussy, that he will!" "Kenshin, you are so shallow!" Kaoru says scornfully. "…That you are!" laughs Sanosuke. Kenshin, who finally realizes what he said, quickly yells, "I didn't mean that way, that I did not!" Sanosuke, who finally finishes cracking up, says, "You can bring your friend, Yahiko." Yahiko, who is confused about all the "grown-up talk", says, "Oh…ok…". He runs off back toward the village. "This is gonna be a long night…" Kenshin says in exasperation. "What are you implying, Kenshin?!" says Sanosuke. "Why do you always accuse me of saying something wrong?!" Kenshin shouts. "I'm too innocent to think that way, that I am!" Kenshin adds. Just then a spirit portal from the future opens, and Yusuke and Kuwabara from Yu Yu Hakusho walk through. [Author's note: I know! Don't beat me up to badly about this thing either!] "Where are we?" asks Yusuke. "You're in 1879-80's Japan, that you are!" says Kenshin. "What's up with your ugly clothes?" asks Yahiko, who's now back with his "guest". "Why I oughta…" says Kuwabara to Yahiko. "Let's go, Kuwabara!" Yusuke says, walking back into the portal. Then they left. "Right…," says Yahiko. "Anyway, here's my guest!"
Ch. 3
"What are you doing in there, Yahiko?!" questioned Kaoru. "Gettin dwessed amd weady foaw cwass!" he babbled. "It sounds like that kid is high…" said Sanosuke. Kaoru broke open the door and gasped. She saw Yahiko, completely naked with a joint in his mouth. "I'm nawt weady!!" he shrieked. "Who gave you that… weed, kid?" asked Sanosuke. "My gurl fwiend, and I'm nawt a kid!" he gibbered. "What's that smell?" Kenshin said from the other room. "It's weed, Kenshin." Sanosuke said plainly. "Who burns weed?" he said. If you need some for medical purposes, you usually inject the juices, that you do." Kenshin said. "You inject weed?" asked Sanosuke. "Cool, you're a druggie like me too!" said the girl friend. "I am not a druggie, that I am not!" said Kenshin boldly. "What's your name, druggie?" asked Sanosuke. "Me…," she said, spaced-out. "Oh… my name is um… umm…, oh yeah! My name is Satoko!" "I think you need to get out…" said Kaoru sternly. "Fine!" she yelled, as she stormed out.
"Well this has been a good day. Hopefully it will lead to a good night!" said Kenshin happily. "What are you implying, Kenshin?!" said Sanosuke. "You need to shut up, that you do!" said Kenshin angrily. "Good night all of you…" said Kaoru. "Tomorrow's a new day…" mumbled Sanosuke. "Wait, sumbawdy's gotta help meee!!" squealed Yahiko, who happened to still be high. "Oro?" said Kenshin, as he went off to bed.