Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from Gundam Wing that may or
may not be present in this fanfic. Don't try and sure me cuz I'm broke.
Warning - yaoi (maybe lemony fluff later.), language, and excessive spandex.
Pairs: HY/DM, QR/TB, and RP/football team
Numbers in brackets and squiggles are foot/author notes
Author's Note: hahaha! This is my prerogative and I'm hereby abusing one of my many author privileges! Anyway, just a warning to those of you who are against guys in spans: this next 'chapter' (only page or 2 really..) is mostly describing positions etc. for a while, so bear with me, this is hard. Also: All these poses/positions are, in fact, possible and I have seen them all with my own eyes so don't call me a liar. Well, I've successfully slimmed down the number of readers willing to get through all this babbling and get to the story so for those of you who have stuck with me, I give you Hot, Flexible Guys In Spandex:
Relena went through the requirements with ease (if not grace) then flounced vainly over to the pole ~(1)~ which was suspended about 5 feet in the air on poles with hooks on the end. Placing her hands shoulder width apart on the pole the pulled herself up.and over, face planting on the other side.
Heero burst out laughing loudly along with the rest of the class, and even Ms. Gatenby thought she deserved worse then that.
Getting up shakily Relena tried to mount again, and this time made it, though wobbled wildly for a few seconds once standing on it. Smiling plastically once more she pushed down and then leaped with as the springy pole rose once more and flew into the air with a disgusting display of cleavage. In the air she preformed a loose imitation of a back tuck before landing again, much more steadily this time.
After performing her other tricks on the pole admirably enough despite her hilarious beginning she strutted back to the line with a non-too-subtle wink at Heero, who pointedly laughed and shook his head at the same moment.
* * * * * * * * * * *
Duo smiled giddily as Heero laughed loudly at Relena's fall, He's so cute when he smiles, I'm glad I have a new friend. Duo thought with an innocent little giggle. Heero looked at him, his eyes overflowing with tears of laughter at Relena as he tried in vain to hide his amusement. Duo reached up to wipe the tears off of Heero's tanned cheeks when Heero flinched back reflexively.
Immediately withdrawing his hand, Duo avoided eye contact with Heero. Stupid, stupid, stupid! He cursed himself internally. How could I be so stupid? Pretties are for looking, not for touching! He shuddered slightly at the memory of when his uncle had drilled this painfully into his mind.
Heero glanced over at Duo and was surprised to see his face serious once more, I must've really hurt his feelings when I flinched, he worried to himself. He was about to apologize when Duo whispered to Heero, "I'll be back in a second, I have to go to the bathroom." And stalked away.
In the change room, Duo made a bee-line for the lockers. Opening unlocked doors, he searched them until he found his hidden kinder toy. Heading for the stall he removed the safety cap, then turned and locked the door. Pushing up his tight, stretchy sleeves, he gently slid the razor blade across his thin fore-arm. Careful not to push so hard as to kill himself, he breathed in a ragged breath as the blade cut into his crimson, bloody flesh.
* * *
Pushing the cap back on the bloody bade, Duo stuffed it in a random locker, unsure if it was the same one he had taken it from. Wrapping his fresh cuts (and old ones) in toilet paper bandaging he pulled his sleeve back overtop, the tight spandex material holding the bandages firmly in place. Smiling in the mirror as he passed he knew Duo had been punished enough. By the time he joined the rest of the group, he was as giddy as a kid in a candy store and as innocent as a kitten once more.
Heero turned and looked anxiously behind him once more. Duo was taking an awfully long time, was he ok? He was about to head into the change room when the cute brunette skipped out. Sighed his relief he turned forwards once more.
"Did I miss any more of Relena's attempts - I mean tricks?" Duo asked innocently, eyes wide open.
"No." Heero said simply, then added with a smile, "Not since the face- plant." Which sent them both into gales of laughter once more, earning a half hearted (at best) glare from the teacher.
"Hey Heero," Duo started once they had clamed once more, "D'you wanna grab a bite to eat after school?" Heero looked shocked for a second and Duo was afraid, I didn't touch the pretty! His mind screamed frantically at him.
"Yeah, sure." Heero said non-commitically, his Australian accent making it extremely sexy to Duo.
"Heero Yuy." Ms. Gatenby finally called, catching the attention of the whole class who were anxious to see what the new guy had in him.
With a nod to Duo, Heero strode confidently into the centre of the gym. Then, with a nod to the teacher and a quick wink to Duo, he started his audition.
~(1)~ if you noticed if ch.1 I explained this: like a beam but thinner; like a tight rope but bigger; in performances held on either end on a persons shoulder while 1 peep stood on the pole and did tricks/flips etc.
Warning - yaoi (maybe lemony fluff later.), language, and excessive spandex.
Pairs: HY/DM, QR/TB, and RP/football team
Numbers in brackets and squiggles are foot/author notes
Author's Note: hahaha! This is my prerogative and I'm hereby abusing one of my many author privileges! Anyway, just a warning to those of you who are against guys in spans: this next 'chapter' (only page or 2 really..) is mostly describing positions etc. for a while, so bear with me, this is hard. Also: All these poses/positions are, in fact, possible and I have seen them all with my own eyes so don't call me a liar. Well, I've successfully slimmed down the number of readers willing to get through all this babbling and get to the story so for those of you who have stuck with me, I give you Hot, Flexible Guys In Spandex:
Relena went through the requirements with ease (if not grace) then flounced vainly over to the pole ~(1)~ which was suspended about 5 feet in the air on poles with hooks on the end. Placing her hands shoulder width apart on the pole the pulled herself up.and over, face planting on the other side.
Heero burst out laughing loudly along with the rest of the class, and even Ms. Gatenby thought she deserved worse then that.
Getting up shakily Relena tried to mount again, and this time made it, though wobbled wildly for a few seconds once standing on it. Smiling plastically once more she pushed down and then leaped with as the springy pole rose once more and flew into the air with a disgusting display of cleavage. In the air she preformed a loose imitation of a back tuck before landing again, much more steadily this time.
After performing her other tricks on the pole admirably enough despite her hilarious beginning she strutted back to the line with a non-too-subtle wink at Heero, who pointedly laughed and shook his head at the same moment.
* * * * * * * * * * *
Duo smiled giddily as Heero laughed loudly at Relena's fall, He's so cute when he smiles, I'm glad I have a new friend. Duo thought with an innocent little giggle. Heero looked at him, his eyes overflowing with tears of laughter at Relena as he tried in vain to hide his amusement. Duo reached up to wipe the tears off of Heero's tanned cheeks when Heero flinched back reflexively.
Immediately withdrawing his hand, Duo avoided eye contact with Heero. Stupid, stupid, stupid! He cursed himself internally. How could I be so stupid? Pretties are for looking, not for touching! He shuddered slightly at the memory of when his uncle had drilled this painfully into his mind.
Heero glanced over at Duo and was surprised to see his face serious once more, I must've really hurt his feelings when I flinched, he worried to himself. He was about to apologize when Duo whispered to Heero, "I'll be back in a second, I have to go to the bathroom." And stalked away.
In the change room, Duo made a bee-line for the lockers. Opening unlocked doors, he searched them until he found his hidden kinder toy. Heading for the stall he removed the safety cap, then turned and locked the door. Pushing up his tight, stretchy sleeves, he gently slid the razor blade across his thin fore-arm. Careful not to push so hard as to kill himself, he breathed in a ragged breath as the blade cut into his crimson, bloody flesh.
* * *
Pushing the cap back on the bloody bade, Duo stuffed it in a random locker, unsure if it was the same one he had taken it from. Wrapping his fresh cuts (and old ones) in toilet paper bandaging he pulled his sleeve back overtop, the tight spandex material holding the bandages firmly in place. Smiling in the mirror as he passed he knew Duo had been punished enough. By the time he joined the rest of the group, he was as giddy as a kid in a candy store and as innocent as a kitten once more.
Heero turned and looked anxiously behind him once more. Duo was taking an awfully long time, was he ok? He was about to head into the change room when the cute brunette skipped out. Sighed his relief he turned forwards once more.
"Did I miss any more of Relena's attempts - I mean tricks?" Duo asked innocently, eyes wide open.
"No." Heero said simply, then added with a smile, "Not since the face- plant." Which sent them both into gales of laughter once more, earning a half hearted (at best) glare from the teacher.
"Hey Heero," Duo started once they had clamed once more, "D'you wanna grab a bite to eat after school?" Heero looked shocked for a second and Duo was afraid, I didn't touch the pretty! His mind screamed frantically at him.
"Yeah, sure." Heero said non-commitically, his Australian accent making it extremely sexy to Duo.
"Heero Yuy." Ms. Gatenby finally called, catching the attention of the whole class who were anxious to see what the new guy had in him.
With a nod to Duo, Heero strode confidently into the centre of the gym. Then, with a nod to the teacher and a quick wink to Duo, he started his audition.
~(1)~ if you noticed if ch.1 I explained this: like a beam but thinner; like a tight rope but bigger; in performances held on either end on a persons shoulder while 1 peep stood on the pole and did tricks/flips etc.