A/N: Thanks for the reviews. They are my reason to write so keep them coming! By the way, sorry for the grammar but english isn't my first language so cut me some slack will ya?
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters, basic rules. I do own Tiff and Sandy though.
WARNING: Lame and strange sense of humor. Don't read if you don't like!
Chapter 3
The next morning, Legolas was awoken by the chirping sound of birds. He thought of this as a pretty normal morning, but boy, was he wrong! *evil grin*
After fixing himself up, and washing his hair with Herbal Essence of course, he sat on his bed to plan his day.
He decided that he should have breakfast today, otherwise there would be rumors going around, after all, it had been a while.
But how stupid of Legolas to forget Tiff! He would wake her up as soon as possible. He went to one of the guestrooms, the one where Tiff slept. He knocked on the door and was greeted by Tiff in one of her silk, none-covering... Things.
"Buhbahlishgebab..", Legolas stuttered.
"Oh, like, you want me to have breakfast with you? Like, sure!"
Legolas was confused. How was she able to figure that out?
Tiff giggled. "I can read your mind silly! But, like, come on in, you can wait."
Legolas stepped into the room and had a look around. All the walls were plastered with Gollum posters. He snorted.
He could remember a while back when he used to take girls to his kingdom, and the walls were plastered with his handsome face.
"But that is like, so long ago!", Tiff commented, while searching for clothes in her closet. She had her back against Legolas.
"Listen, girlfriend, you can talk whenever something is directed to you...", he stopped, suddenly.
The thing is, Tiff turned around and she still wore her tiny-tiny silky thing.
"Blahsgebarnuvelicia", said Legolas.
She giggled again.
Legolas sighed and checked the walls again while balling his fists. As he turned to look at Tiff she was now magicly transformed into a golden haired Elf, with ice blue eyes, and a pink dress.
"Blendieglafieranster..", said Legolas.
"I know I'm beautiful. But I do wish it was like, Gollum lusting after me. And not you, you're like, over and done.."
"AAAAAAAH!", Legolas screamed "I get your point already. Just, let's not go there.."
Tiff giggled, again. Her giggle worked on Legolas' nerves.
"Let's just go and have breakfast", Legolas used his hands to overreact his gesture.
"Sure! I'd like, love to meet your dad."
Legolas smacked himself on his face, he could already picture a scene with his dad and Tiff. It had happened before, that he'd take a Fangirl home, and his dad always had his ways in playing them.
They went to the eatingroom, and the seat next to king Thranduil was empty. Legolas could already see his dad with his evil grin.
"Well hello there son, what have you brought with you? She looks mighty fine to me, I'd say!"
"She's just a friend, father...", Legolas said.
"Like, duh! I wouldn't do him for nothing!", Tiff said.
King Thranduil laughed, "You're absolutely right! Don't you think he's gaining weight too?"
"You see, I, like, don't really care. He's shit anyway."
King Thranduil let out a big laugh again. "I like your attitude. Why don't you come and sit next to me, Legolas can sit with the maidens and guards. Like you said, he's shit anyway, harharhar!"
Legolas felt insulted. Why should he, a prince not to forget, sit with the Elfs who are 'lesser' than he? But he did as his father said, he didn't want to disobey him.
"Al right father...", Legolas said, defeated.
He went to sit next to these maids who couldn't stop talking.
"No change there", he thought to himself, as Tiff was one to talk too.
He took a quick peek at Tiff and his father and it seemed they were having the time of their life. Of course, Tiff was one hell of a joker, she was after all, perfect. He envied her.
He decided to have some crackers, as his father commented on his weight again.
Breakfast was hell for Legolas, and after they were finished, he mockingly grabbed Tiff's arm, and dragged her to his room.
"Like, Legolas, as I told you, I, like, don't want you! Now get off of me before I scream rape!"
"I dragged you out of that room before you'd make another scene with my father. Now you wanna hear the plan or not?", He asked.
She nodded.
"Okay. Basic plan: we'll head for the misty mountains, find that monster of a Gollum, and slay his head off. Mwuahahahahahaha!", said Legolas.
"Uhl, gross! As long as you, like, do the slaying.", she said.
"Gladly...", Legolas mumbled, and it seemed he drifted of into his own world, fighting the evil creature Gollum.
And so they were off for their great adventure. They decided to take two horses as that way they were quicker.
"Legolaaaaas", Tiff whined.
"What is it?"
"Are you sure you can defeat Gollum? Like, I'm sure Sandy would do whatever it takes to, like, save Gollum. You, like, won't stand a chance since she's kinda invincible."
Legolas cursed silently. He hadn't thought about that yet.
"Maybe you could help me defeat Sandy?"
"Like, hell no! Like I told you, she's waaaaay stronger than me. Can't help you there, sorry. Her perfectness, is like, more perfect than mine."
'That didn't made any sense', Legolas thought to himself.
Tiff eyed him evilly.
'Of course', Legolas thought again 'she can read my mind.'
"I didn't want to do this, but.. I'm affraid we'll have to ask Faramir to help us. Maybe the two of us can defeat Sandy."
Tiff sighed. "But then he'll be like, all over me."
"Oh don't worry about that. He's got Eowyn now."
"I hope so..", Tiff said dramaticly.
And so they were off to Faramir.
To be.... Continued.
(A/N: Review!! I know, this chapter wasn't that good, but the next one will be better, hopefully. More humor there. But I wanted to have a dramatic background for Legolas, as I've read those before about his father neglecting him too. I know, stupid. Anyway, stay tuned!)
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters, basic rules. I do own Tiff and Sandy though.
WARNING: Lame and strange sense of humor. Don't read if you don't like!
Chapter 3
The next morning, Legolas was awoken by the chirping sound of birds. He thought of this as a pretty normal morning, but boy, was he wrong! *evil grin*
After fixing himself up, and washing his hair with Herbal Essence of course, he sat on his bed to plan his day.
He decided that he should have breakfast today, otherwise there would be rumors going around, after all, it had been a while.
But how stupid of Legolas to forget Tiff! He would wake her up as soon as possible. He went to one of the guestrooms, the one where Tiff slept. He knocked on the door and was greeted by Tiff in one of her silk, none-covering... Things.
"Buhbahlishgebab..", Legolas stuttered.
"Oh, like, you want me to have breakfast with you? Like, sure!"
Legolas was confused. How was she able to figure that out?
Tiff giggled. "I can read your mind silly! But, like, come on in, you can wait."
Legolas stepped into the room and had a look around. All the walls were plastered with Gollum posters. He snorted.
He could remember a while back when he used to take girls to his kingdom, and the walls were plastered with his handsome face.
"But that is like, so long ago!", Tiff commented, while searching for clothes in her closet. She had her back against Legolas.
"Listen, girlfriend, you can talk whenever something is directed to you...", he stopped, suddenly.
The thing is, Tiff turned around and she still wore her tiny-tiny silky thing.
"Blahsgebarnuvelicia", said Legolas.
She giggled again.
Legolas sighed and checked the walls again while balling his fists. As he turned to look at Tiff she was now magicly transformed into a golden haired Elf, with ice blue eyes, and a pink dress.
"Blendieglafieranster..", said Legolas.
"I know I'm beautiful. But I do wish it was like, Gollum lusting after me. And not you, you're like, over and done.."
"AAAAAAAH!", Legolas screamed "I get your point already. Just, let's not go there.."
Tiff giggled, again. Her giggle worked on Legolas' nerves.
"Let's just go and have breakfast", Legolas used his hands to overreact his gesture.
"Sure! I'd like, love to meet your dad."
Legolas smacked himself on his face, he could already picture a scene with his dad and Tiff. It had happened before, that he'd take a Fangirl home, and his dad always had his ways in playing them.
They went to the eatingroom, and the seat next to king Thranduil was empty. Legolas could already see his dad with his evil grin.
"Well hello there son, what have you brought with you? She looks mighty fine to me, I'd say!"
"She's just a friend, father...", Legolas said.
"Like, duh! I wouldn't do him for nothing!", Tiff said.
King Thranduil laughed, "You're absolutely right! Don't you think he's gaining weight too?"
"You see, I, like, don't really care. He's shit anyway."
King Thranduil let out a big laugh again. "I like your attitude. Why don't you come and sit next to me, Legolas can sit with the maidens and guards. Like you said, he's shit anyway, harharhar!"
Legolas felt insulted. Why should he, a prince not to forget, sit with the Elfs who are 'lesser' than he? But he did as his father said, he didn't want to disobey him.
"Al right father...", Legolas said, defeated.
He went to sit next to these maids who couldn't stop talking.
"No change there", he thought to himself, as Tiff was one to talk too.
He took a quick peek at Tiff and his father and it seemed they were having the time of their life. Of course, Tiff was one hell of a joker, she was after all, perfect. He envied her.
He decided to have some crackers, as his father commented on his weight again.
Breakfast was hell for Legolas, and after they were finished, he mockingly grabbed Tiff's arm, and dragged her to his room.
"Like, Legolas, as I told you, I, like, don't want you! Now get off of me before I scream rape!"
"I dragged you out of that room before you'd make another scene with my father. Now you wanna hear the plan or not?", He asked.
She nodded.
"Okay. Basic plan: we'll head for the misty mountains, find that monster of a Gollum, and slay his head off. Mwuahahahahahaha!", said Legolas.
"Uhl, gross! As long as you, like, do the slaying.", she said.
"Gladly...", Legolas mumbled, and it seemed he drifted of into his own world, fighting the evil creature Gollum.
And so they were off for their great adventure. They decided to take two horses as that way they were quicker.
"Legolaaaaas", Tiff whined.
"What is it?"
"Are you sure you can defeat Gollum? Like, I'm sure Sandy would do whatever it takes to, like, save Gollum. You, like, won't stand a chance since she's kinda invincible."
Legolas cursed silently. He hadn't thought about that yet.
"Maybe you could help me defeat Sandy?"
"Like, hell no! Like I told you, she's waaaaay stronger than me. Can't help you there, sorry. Her perfectness, is like, more perfect than mine."
'That didn't made any sense', Legolas thought to himself.
Tiff eyed him evilly.
'Of course', Legolas thought again 'she can read my mind.'
"I didn't want to do this, but.. I'm affraid we'll have to ask Faramir to help us. Maybe the two of us can defeat Sandy."
Tiff sighed. "But then he'll be like, all over me."
"Oh don't worry about that. He's got Eowyn now."
"I hope so..", Tiff said dramaticly.
And so they were off to Faramir.
To be.... Continued.
(A/N: Review!! I know, this chapter wasn't that good, but the next one will be better, hopefully. More humor there. But I wanted to have a dramatic background for Legolas, as I've read those before about his father neglecting him too. I know, stupid. Anyway, stay tuned!)