A/N: Again, a new chapter. Thanks for the reviews, they lighten up my day.
Flames are more than welcome too, if you feel like it.
And the characters are diffrent from who they are in the book/movie, but
keep in mind it's a parody! So don't read if you don't like that sort of
stuff.
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters nor Middle-Earth. I do own Tiff and Sandy.
Chapter 4
Legolas and Tiff were riding on their beautiful golden horses, while the wind was playing with their hair. Tiff's golden locks were dancing in the wind. Legolas wished he was as perfect as Tiff, in a way he was perfect, but he wasn't blessed with those golden locks. His hair was dancing in the wind though, and he was enjoying that. Tiff was leading, as she was far more advanced than Legolas. She whistled to have Legolas' attention, and motioned for him to stop. Legolas followed Tiff to where she stopped, she rode of the road and stopped in the middle of the forest.
They both stepped off their horses and stood next to them. Tiff looked rather worried.
'That's odd', Legolas thought 'I've never seen a Fangirl worried. They are too stupid to be worried..'
"Like, Legolas", she began "I'm like, worried. I sense danger, like, real evil danger. If we're being followed by, like, what I think, we're in like, great danger."
'Geez, can you say any more 'like' in a sentence?' Legolas thought.
"What do you mean..", he asked.
Tiff felt a shiver running down her spine.
"They're called the.... the... the.....the.....the.....the...."
"Woman, will you spill it already!", Legolas demanded, while looking at her firmly.
"The Pink Riders."
There was a loud squeal and Legolas winced.
"What was that?", he asked.
"The... the... the...", she stuttered.
"The Pink Riders. Is that so hard to say?", he asked.
Tiff's upper lip started to tremble. She became teary eyed again.
"Oh please. Don't do this now! What if they hear us? You're gonna get us killed!", Legolas said raising his voice.
She started to cry loudly. Legolas saw no other oppurtunity, and hit her against her head. She became uncuncious.
How come, you ask? There is a logical explanation. Tiff was so frightened by the Pink Riders, that she didn't focus on Legolas. That way, Legolas could've took her out. Back to the story.
Legolas could hear loud screams all around him. What to do? Tiff was laying there, and he had a creeping feeling that sent shivers down his spine. He had no other choice but to send the horses back to Mirkwood, he whispered something elfish and the horses listened.
"Good luck, my friends", Legolas whispered as they ran further away.
He was alone now, with Tiff, but our brave Legolas didn't want to endanger the horses. Legolas is such a hero.
He was enjoying his heroic deed, but then the screams became louder. He saw a shade of pink flowing through the trees which weren't that far away from where he was. He had to do something, if Tiff was affraid of those creatures they probably were invincible. Legolas, as much as he tried to deny it, surely wasn't.
He took Tiff into his 'strong' hands but his vision was limited as her head was right in front of his eyes. He tried to remove her head, but her head would just bop back. Legolas let out a sigh of frustration. He decided to flip her body right over his shoulder, and when his elfish vision was back to normal again, he screamed his longs out.
Right in front of him were three riders dressed in pink, they smelled like 'Glow' the perfume by J Lo.
"Like, give us the traitor!", one demanded.
Her voice was raspy and Legolas was sure that he didn't want to see what was under their caps.
"Tell me who you are, first!"
Legolas was surprised by his own braveness. He was thinking how cool he'd be if he'd come home and told the story to his fellow brothers in Mirkwood. With a few twists, of course.
He was greeted by a card which was directed to his head. His Elfish reflections were quick, and he catched it with his left hand. On the card, there was written with pink inkt saying:
The Pink Riders
We're the servants of the first, most powerfull Mary Sue.
We were created by her to destroy traitors and creatures that are getting in her way.
If you have questions please go to
www.thepinkriders.com
or email: werelikesoincredible@pinkriders.com
"Well, that explains it.", Legolas said to no one in particular.
He heard a sharp noise and the pink riders had drawn their swords.
The one with the raspy voice spoke up again.
"If you want to live, I suggest you hand us over the traitor and go home."
But Legolas wouldn't give in! He would stand up for where he believed in, he certainly deserved to have Fangirls for himself.
"No. If you want her, than come and claim her!"
"Very original, dork!" another rider covered in pink said.
"Fine. We'll kill you now, then.", the leader spoke.
Legolas had only one chance, he should run, run his ass off. And so, he did. He was athlethic and quite proud of it I might add, so he was fast, but not as fast as the prink riders's horses. They gained in on him rather quick, and Legolas turned his head to the side to be greeted by one of those pink riders.
Then all of a sudden, he was greeted by a great pain in his head. He fell, and saw little stars bouncing around, almost dancing. Hope was far, as Legolas only had eyes for the stars, and it soon became dark...
Legolas was defeated... Or not.. I don't know (ok I'm lying but whatever) so be sure to checkout the next chapter!
REVIEW!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters nor Middle-Earth. I do own Tiff and Sandy.
Chapter 4
Legolas and Tiff were riding on their beautiful golden horses, while the wind was playing with their hair. Tiff's golden locks were dancing in the wind. Legolas wished he was as perfect as Tiff, in a way he was perfect, but he wasn't blessed with those golden locks. His hair was dancing in the wind though, and he was enjoying that. Tiff was leading, as she was far more advanced than Legolas. She whistled to have Legolas' attention, and motioned for him to stop. Legolas followed Tiff to where she stopped, she rode of the road and stopped in the middle of the forest.
They both stepped off their horses and stood next to them. Tiff looked rather worried.
'That's odd', Legolas thought 'I've never seen a Fangirl worried. They are too stupid to be worried..'
"Like, Legolas", she began "I'm like, worried. I sense danger, like, real evil danger. If we're being followed by, like, what I think, we're in like, great danger."
'Geez, can you say any more 'like' in a sentence?' Legolas thought.
"What do you mean..", he asked.
Tiff felt a shiver running down her spine.
"They're called the.... the... the.....the.....the.....the...."
"Woman, will you spill it already!", Legolas demanded, while looking at her firmly.
"The Pink Riders."
There was a loud squeal and Legolas winced.
"What was that?", he asked.
"The... the... the...", she stuttered.
"The Pink Riders. Is that so hard to say?", he asked.
Tiff's upper lip started to tremble. She became teary eyed again.
"Oh please. Don't do this now! What if they hear us? You're gonna get us killed!", Legolas said raising his voice.
She started to cry loudly. Legolas saw no other oppurtunity, and hit her against her head. She became uncuncious.
How come, you ask? There is a logical explanation. Tiff was so frightened by the Pink Riders, that she didn't focus on Legolas. That way, Legolas could've took her out. Back to the story.
Legolas could hear loud screams all around him. What to do? Tiff was laying there, and he had a creeping feeling that sent shivers down his spine. He had no other choice but to send the horses back to Mirkwood, he whispered something elfish and the horses listened.
"Good luck, my friends", Legolas whispered as they ran further away.
He was alone now, with Tiff, but our brave Legolas didn't want to endanger the horses. Legolas is such a hero.
He was enjoying his heroic deed, but then the screams became louder. He saw a shade of pink flowing through the trees which weren't that far away from where he was. He had to do something, if Tiff was affraid of those creatures they probably were invincible. Legolas, as much as he tried to deny it, surely wasn't.
He took Tiff into his 'strong' hands but his vision was limited as her head was right in front of his eyes. He tried to remove her head, but her head would just bop back. Legolas let out a sigh of frustration. He decided to flip her body right over his shoulder, and when his elfish vision was back to normal again, he screamed his longs out.
Right in front of him were three riders dressed in pink, they smelled like 'Glow' the perfume by J Lo.
"Like, give us the traitor!", one demanded.
Her voice was raspy and Legolas was sure that he didn't want to see what was under their caps.
"Tell me who you are, first!"
Legolas was surprised by his own braveness. He was thinking how cool he'd be if he'd come home and told the story to his fellow brothers in Mirkwood. With a few twists, of course.
He was greeted by a card which was directed to his head. His Elfish reflections were quick, and he catched it with his left hand. On the card, there was written with pink inkt saying:
The Pink Riders
We're the servants of the first, most powerfull Mary Sue.
We were created by her to destroy traitors and creatures that are getting in her way.
If you have questions please go to
www.thepinkriders.com
or email: werelikesoincredible@pinkriders.com
"Well, that explains it.", Legolas said to no one in particular.
He heard a sharp noise and the pink riders had drawn their swords.
The one with the raspy voice spoke up again.
"If you want to live, I suggest you hand us over the traitor and go home."
But Legolas wouldn't give in! He would stand up for where he believed in, he certainly deserved to have Fangirls for himself.
"No. If you want her, than come and claim her!"
"Very original, dork!" another rider covered in pink said.
"Fine. We'll kill you now, then.", the leader spoke.
Legolas had only one chance, he should run, run his ass off. And so, he did. He was athlethic and quite proud of it I might add, so he was fast, but not as fast as the prink riders's horses. They gained in on him rather quick, and Legolas turned his head to the side to be greeted by one of those pink riders.
Then all of a sudden, he was greeted by a great pain in his head. He fell, and saw little stars bouncing around, almost dancing. Hope was far, as Legolas only had eyes for the stars, and it soon became dark...
Legolas was defeated... Or not.. I don't know (ok I'm lying but whatever) so be sure to checkout the next chapter!
REVIEW!!!