I don't own, watch, or particularly like Gundam Wing.

Warning: yaoi, lemony, limy, all the good stuff kids go for. Warning 2: excessive spandex and Relena bashing

And so without further ado..

After stumbling around lost in the halls for a while, confused at what had happened in the change room and where he was, Heero finally found what he was looking for, English in room 131. To his extreme embarrassment, it was about 15 feet from the change room. Walking in the back room he looked around and stopped in his tracks. Relena was here. He was about to leave again when he saw an empty seat away from Relena. beside Duo. He sauntered over and sat beside Duo smiling brightly at him, not looking in Relena's direction.

Not knowing what to say now that he was there, he simply said what he was guaranteed by a previous teacher to be a no fail conversation starter, "So, how about those immigration policies?" ~*1*~ he immediately felt like a moron. Thankfully, Duo didn't seem to be listening. Reaching over, he gently laid his hand on Duo's thigh, making him jump, a frightened look in his violet eyes. "Are you ok, Duo?" Heero asked, concerned.

God, that is the sexiest accent in the world! Duo screamed internally. "Yeah, I'm fine, just.spaced out, I guess." Nodding his head in agreement, Heero turned back to the front of the class, leaving his hand on Duo's thigh.

Just then the hottest woman the class had ever seen glided into the room. Not a dry seat in the room.with the exception of the straight girls and gay guys. Seemingly oblivious to the attention, she turned and smiled, winking at the room. Several nosebleeds ensued from that simple act and the thoughts that followed. "Hi, everyone. My name is Wilson. I mean Sarah.. Sarah Wilson I mean. I meant. I meant my name is Sarah Wilson, Ms.. Ms. Sarah Wilson." The majority of the class didn't notice her ramblings and stuttering. They also didn't notice the cause of her stuttering was at finally seeing 2 live gay guys, touching intimately in her own class. ~*2*~ "Now, we have a lot to do so lets get busy - get started." She then turned to the blackboard and wrote: Roamioh and Joolee-ett by Bil Shaikspeer in a tiny, chicken scratchy print. Noticing the classes blank stares, she read it aloud for the, "Romeo and Juliette by Bill Shakespeare." A general "Oh!" rose from the class.

Sarah glared at them indignantly. "I'm dyslexic." She stated simply before handing out books for the class.

Meanwhile, Heero leaned over close to Duo's ear, whispering quietly to him, "Is she for real?"

Duo shrugged and whispered back, "She's new."

While half listening to what Ms. Wilson said Heero started idly drawing small shapes and circles lightly on Duo's thigh, not knowing that he left a trail of tingles and hot streaks on Duo's flesh, even through his pants.

Meaning to put a stop to this, Duo put his hand on Heero's to move it off his leg, however when his flesh met Heero's he realized he didn't want him to stop. Leaving his hand on top of Heero's he twined their fingers together as Heero continued to trace little patterns, a ghost of a smile on his face.

With a mission in mind, Heero started moving his circles farther and farther up his thigh, then down to the inside, tracing along the inseam of Duo's pants. When he heard Duo hold his breath he knew he was getting somewhere interesting and was just about to pull a very bold move when - RING!, class was over. Both of them jumped at the sound, having been lost in a world of their own for the past 75 minutes.

Refusing to make eye contact, Duo bolted from the room, his slim form easily weaving through the crowd. Sighing, Heero started to follow when he felt a hand on his shoulder. Turning, he saw Ms. Wilson standing there.

"Heero, right?" she asked, then continued without waiting for an answer, "Can I have your autograph? PLEASE? I'm a huge fan!" when he started to back away she thrust a piece of paper in his face, "I'll give you an A! A+ if you get Duo to sign it too!" she managed before he was carried away in the crowd.

The next class, math, seemed to take forever. Not only was it math, but Duo wasn't in his class. Since he knew his roommates could easily tutor him through the course he spent the whole class thinking about what to wear on their date and where they might go. By the end of class he was pretty sure he knew.

Last he had spare. Spare meant leaving early. Spare also presented a problem, how to get his personnel info to Duo? Then he realized the obvious answer. Slamming his locker closed he headed back to his English class to call in a favour.

~*1*~ wow, finally a footnote! How I've missed them. Anyway, a friend of mine got that advice from her grade 8 teacher. ~*2*~ Sarah is obsessed with gay guys. This is her reaction is she saw some. Wondering how she saw that slight touch from the front of the classroom? Well I'll tell you, her Gay-dar. Don't ask. Nothing really happened this chapter, but it was all important to leading up to the next one, which will have numerous events and couples. hehehehehehehehe. R&R, but be nice, I'm easily hurt.