Anime_angel00: This is the second really really odd chapter. Many many things are going to happen in this chapter. bwa ha ha! FEEL THE WRATH OF COYOTE MAN!

Disclaimer: Anime_angel00 does not own any of these characters with the exception of the gay lovers in the beginning of the last chapter, coyote man of course, the British man in the last chapter. Anyway the character Jenny would be by moonlight cyborgs story is in it a little bit, I just needed another girl character and was to lazy to make up my own ^_^!

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The new cyborg Chapter 2 A hated cyborg

All the cyborg was in shock after hearing the news of the coyote cyborg.

"Eggnog?" asked François in a stressed out tone.

"I know ant that weird!" responded Britain.

"Do we even have any eggnog?" asked the responsible 009.

"I don't think so, Ill go to the nearest super market and get some," said Jet.

"Aright then but be fast about it, we only have a half an hour until the Coyote man wakes up," said Jet really not wanting to be eaten by a relative of a dog.

"Then I better leave now," said Jet already half way out the door. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jet walked along the streets of New York looking for a super market. The time was about 5:00 on a Sunday and everything but bars and Wendy's (Disclaimer: I don't own Wendy's) was open. So he was looking for an open grocery market and he had to be back in ten minutes or else the coyote would eat everyone.

(5 minutes to go) Jet finally found a market on the corner of Hope Street and ran in. They conveniently had an over stock of eggnog. Not ever wanting to do this dreadful errand again he bought the whole 3,079 crates of eggnog.

("You must have a large family coming for Christmas!" stated the guy that owned the grocery store pleased because this was the only person that's bought anything there all year.)

(3 minutes to go) Jet carried the crates of eggnog on his back on the way back to the ship when he passed a really good looking bar.

"Oh, I'll only check it out for a second," Jet sat down at the bar and ordered drink after drink until the man kicked him out. By that time it was 3:00 in the morning. He staggered back to the mother ship with the creates full of eggnog, too late for the other cyborgs.

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Meanwhile when it struck 5:30 the ship went dead quiet. Jet wasn't back with the goods yet and they had to fend off the Coyote on there own. Unfortunately the Coyote's powers were above there own and so that left one option.RUN AWAY!

Françoise thought of that one (go figure) and they all ran into the reading room (if there is such a thing on the ship) and huddled there.

"We can't all huddle up against the back wall of the room!" 009 obviously stated

"We need men to keep guards!" Joe shouted again.

He looked for Britain and Albert but they were no where in sight.

"Françoise, what happened to Britain and Albert?"

"Oh," she looked beside her shocked, "they were hear a minute ago!"

"You bastards! Get out of hiding we have to protect our selves!

Britain and Albert slowly edged out of under the bed.

Albert got to his feet awful pissed off.

"Did you call us bastards Mr. Goody Too Shoes?"

"It doesn't matter what I call you, what matters is we have to protect ourselves, you with me?" he called out knowing that Albert could crush him to pieces.

"I'm with you!" yelled out Françoise really getting into it. Everyone stared at her cause the comment was obviously out of place.

"I can't beat you up in front of her," Albert glared at Françoise who obviously was in live with 009.

"AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" sang the voice of a hungrey dog ready to attack. While they were fighting the dog had sniffed them out gotten in the room and was making a sandwich.

(Critic: a dog can't do all that in like an hour! Anime_angel00: he can if he multitasks! Everyone falls over anime style.)

"Back you dog beast!" yelled Joe.

The Coyote growled at him, it lowered its hind legs ready to spring and tear Joe to pieces.

"He. He.nice doggy!" said Joe after crossing his arms over his head ready to die.

"Anyone needssssome eggnog?" asked Jet slurring his words cause he obviously was drunk.

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Anime_angel: yes! I did it! Another chapter done! Toon in next week for the next chapter!