Celebrity Jeopardy: Anime Style
This fanfic is very messed up and can be random a lot, but that's what makes it funny. They hardly ever play the game cuz someone's always doing something stupid or fighting.
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*Goku had dancing around wearing his game show host suit all morning. He loved being host, and Hiei and Vegeta are really getting pissed off.*
Goku: Hey guys ready for today's big game? *Goku drinks some coffee*
Vegeta: I don't think I will ever be ready for your jackass ways
Hiei: Why are you wearing that? *Looks a Goku*
Goku: It makes me feel smart and free as a bird Weeeeee!
Hiei: Man this guys more high then Kurama *Laughs*
Kurama: Well it appears that I will be the next contestant! *Glares at Hiei for making such a rude comment about him*
Hiei: *sweatdrop* umm sorry about that Kurama.
Vegeta: What? you? isn't there a limit on how high someone's I.Q is?
Goku: I asked Kurama to be on the show! *Gives a stupid grin*
Kurama: Good luck gentlemen, I'll be seeing you shortly! *Kurama knew they didn't stand a chance*
Hiei: He can't be on the show, Kurama's to smart.
Vegeta: *whispers to Hiei* you just called yourself stupid.
Hiei: *Bitch slaps Vegeta* Shut the hell up! *Screams*
Vegeta: Don't get your panties all up in a bunch, I'm just saying.
Hiei: Well none asked you.
Vegeta: So? I don't care.
Hiei: You wanna do again?
Vegeta: Yes it would please me greatly knowing that I kicked your ass once more.
Peggy: You leader is here so you all bitches bow down before me. *Drunk out of his mind again*
Hiei: Huh? *looks a peggy* Damm you smell awful. I don't even want to know what you did last night.
Peggy: Your mama.
Hiei: Don't you talk about my mama like that *Tackles Peggy to the ground*
Peggy: ouch my leg I think it's broken *Cries like a baby*
Vegeta: You would have made a great football player Hiei.
Hiei: nah I don't like having guys slap my ass all day, but I wouldn't mind the cheerleaders. *Smirks*
Vegeta: I didn't know you were such a little perv Hiei.
Hiei: *Shurgs*
*After Peggy is rushed to the hospital the game begins. He cried like the little mama's boy that he is.*
Goku: Wlcome once more to Celebrity Jeopary! come on down!
Kurama: I don't mean to sound rude, but isn't Come on down from the price is right? This is Celebrity...Jeopardy *Says is slowly so Goku can understand*
Goku: *Grins* I knew that, I was only tricking you guys.
*Inu-yasha comes walking in with Kagome on his arms. They both had Hawaiian clothes on and tans. Also had big smiles on their faces*
Inu-yasha: I'm back did you guys miss me?
Hiei: more then you will ever know.
Inu-yasha: Goku what are you doing? Sean Connery was suppose to be host not you.
Goku: But Inu-yasha this is my life dream. And I couldn't understand a word that guy says.
Inu-yasha: Get back to your sit now. *Barks at Goku*
Goku: calm down doggy I was only having some fun!
Inu-yasha: You ruined my already horrible show.
Goku: I'm sorry. *goes back to sitting next to ChiChi*
ChiChi: It's ok Goku *Hugs Goku*
Inu-yasha: I almost feel bad!
Hiei: Can we just play now?
Inu-Yasha: Sure anyone can start I don't care.
Kagome: *Winks at Inu-yasha*
Inu-yasha: *winks back*
Vegeta: quit flitting and move on with the show.
Inu-yasha: Don't tell me what to do. *Glares* Ok Kurama since your new to the show why don't you start.
Kurama: Sure, but don't you think the categories are just a little to easy? I mean having a category like what is the sound that a duck makes doesn't make very sense.
Hiei: *Buzzes in* What is quack quack!
Inu-yasha: Correct for ummm 400 pts.
Kurama: but..huh?
Inu-yasha: You said what sound a duck makes and that is a category.
Kurama: Yes but I was trying to make a point. *Confused*
Hiei: This is Celebrity Jeopardy Kurama, and I'm the one that's winning.
*They play the game some more. Kurama was losing so bad he was down to -5439, Kurama didn't know how he could fail at a game that was so easy.*
Vegeta: What is Can you feel the love tonight.
Inu-yasha: Right again Vegeta!
Kurama: This is so unfair.
Vegeta: Stop being such a baby.
Inu-yasha: Now let's look at the scores:
Hiei-10,000,133
Vegeta-10,000,132
and finally
Kurama has -16,945
It's now time for Celebrity Jeopardy!
The question is:
What is Ross and Rachael's little girl named on friends?
*Lighs go down and music comes on. A few seconds later everyone has their answer*
Inu-yasha: OK Vegeta what did you put?
Vegeta: I put the right answer.
Inu-yasha: Vegeta put Emma and wagered 10,000,000 pts! correct. Now let's see what Hiei put.
Hiei: I put Emma to and wagered 10,000,000 pts.
Inu-yasha: That's correct! And finally Kurama.
Kurama: I've never even heard of that show, and I don't even watch tv.
Inu-yasha: Oh that's to bad, I'm sorry Kurama, but you lose.
Kurama: This is a stupid show anyways. *Crosses arms*
Inu-yasha: Well that's all the time we have today, join us next time on Celebrity Jeopardy!
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This fanfic is very messed up and can be random a lot, but that's what makes it funny. They hardly ever play the game cuz someone's always doing something stupid or fighting.
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*Goku had dancing around wearing his game show host suit all morning. He loved being host, and Hiei and Vegeta are really getting pissed off.*
Goku: Hey guys ready for today's big game? *Goku drinks some coffee*
Vegeta: I don't think I will ever be ready for your jackass ways
Hiei: Why are you wearing that? *Looks a Goku*
Goku: It makes me feel smart and free as a bird Weeeeee!
Hiei: Man this guys more high then Kurama *Laughs*
Kurama: Well it appears that I will be the next contestant! *Glares at Hiei for making such a rude comment about him*
Hiei: *sweatdrop* umm sorry about that Kurama.
Vegeta: What? you? isn't there a limit on how high someone's I.Q is?
Goku: I asked Kurama to be on the show! *Gives a stupid grin*
Kurama: Good luck gentlemen, I'll be seeing you shortly! *Kurama knew they didn't stand a chance*
Hiei: He can't be on the show, Kurama's to smart.
Vegeta: *whispers to Hiei* you just called yourself stupid.
Hiei: *Bitch slaps Vegeta* Shut the hell up! *Screams*
Vegeta: Don't get your panties all up in a bunch, I'm just saying.
Hiei: Well none asked you.
Vegeta: So? I don't care.
Hiei: You wanna do again?
Vegeta: Yes it would please me greatly knowing that I kicked your ass once more.
Peggy: You leader is here so you all bitches bow down before me. *Drunk out of his mind again*
Hiei: Huh? *looks a peggy* Damm you smell awful. I don't even want to know what you did last night.
Peggy: Your mama.
Hiei: Don't you talk about my mama like that *Tackles Peggy to the ground*
Peggy: ouch my leg I think it's broken *Cries like a baby*
Vegeta: You would have made a great football player Hiei.
Hiei: nah I don't like having guys slap my ass all day, but I wouldn't mind the cheerleaders. *Smirks*
Vegeta: I didn't know you were such a little perv Hiei.
Hiei: *Shurgs*
*After Peggy is rushed to the hospital the game begins. He cried like the little mama's boy that he is.*
Goku: Wlcome once more to Celebrity Jeopary! come on down!
Kurama: I don't mean to sound rude, but isn't Come on down from the price is right? This is Celebrity...Jeopardy *Says is slowly so Goku can understand*
Goku: *Grins* I knew that, I was only tricking you guys.
*Inu-yasha comes walking in with Kagome on his arms. They both had Hawaiian clothes on and tans. Also had big smiles on their faces*
Inu-yasha: I'm back did you guys miss me?
Hiei: more then you will ever know.
Inu-yasha: Goku what are you doing? Sean Connery was suppose to be host not you.
Goku: But Inu-yasha this is my life dream. And I couldn't understand a word that guy says.
Inu-yasha: Get back to your sit now. *Barks at Goku*
Goku: calm down doggy I was only having some fun!
Inu-yasha: You ruined my already horrible show.
Goku: I'm sorry. *goes back to sitting next to ChiChi*
ChiChi: It's ok Goku *Hugs Goku*
Inu-yasha: I almost feel bad!
Hiei: Can we just play now?
Inu-Yasha: Sure anyone can start I don't care.
Kagome: *Winks at Inu-yasha*
Inu-yasha: *winks back*
Vegeta: quit flitting and move on with the show.
Inu-yasha: Don't tell me what to do. *Glares* Ok Kurama since your new to the show why don't you start.
Kurama: Sure, but don't you think the categories are just a little to easy? I mean having a category like what is the sound that a duck makes doesn't make very sense.
Hiei: *Buzzes in* What is quack quack!
Inu-yasha: Correct for ummm 400 pts.
Kurama: but..huh?
Inu-yasha: You said what sound a duck makes and that is a category.
Kurama: Yes but I was trying to make a point. *Confused*
Hiei: This is Celebrity Jeopardy Kurama, and I'm the one that's winning.
*They play the game some more. Kurama was losing so bad he was down to -5439, Kurama didn't know how he could fail at a game that was so easy.*
Vegeta: What is Can you feel the love tonight.
Inu-yasha: Right again Vegeta!
Kurama: This is so unfair.
Vegeta: Stop being such a baby.
Inu-yasha: Now let's look at the scores:
Hiei-10,000,133
Vegeta-10,000,132
and finally
Kurama has -16,945
It's now time for Celebrity Jeopardy!
The question is:
What is Ross and Rachael's little girl named on friends?
*Lighs go down and music comes on. A few seconds later everyone has their answer*
Inu-yasha: OK Vegeta what did you put?
Vegeta: I put the right answer.
Inu-yasha: Vegeta put Emma and wagered 10,000,000 pts! correct. Now let's see what Hiei put.
Hiei: I put Emma to and wagered 10,000,000 pts.
Inu-yasha: That's correct! And finally Kurama.
Kurama: I've never even heard of that show, and I don't even watch tv.
Inu-yasha: Oh that's to bad, I'm sorry Kurama, but you lose.
Kurama: This is a stupid show anyways. *Crosses arms*
Inu-yasha: Well that's all the time we have today, join us next time on Celebrity Jeopardy!
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