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Hermione woke up the next day at seven. She took a shower and got dressed. She tiptoed down to Harry's room and

crept in. She walked up to Harry and pulled out an airhorn (I'ts a muggle noise maker) and blew it right in his

ear."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Harry yelled. He looked like he had just been thown into a pool of ice water. "I'ts time you

learn how to have fun at the mall!" She said with a grin on her face "I thought that girls had fun at the mall,and

guys are dragged around and payfor it all." Harry said groggilly.

"No you doofus, you just come on and have a good time." Hermione said pulling Harry up. She pushed him (With great

effort) into the shower and turned it on."HERMIONE ANNE GRANGER!!" Harry yelledat the top of his lungs and now was

obviusly awake. "Here wash your self up and I'll get some clothes for you." Said Hermione who ignored Harry and

threw him a bar of soap and shut the bathroom door as she left.

She rummaged through his clothes and got him, a T-shirt, some jean shorts and sighed. "No sandals?" She thought

"Now how can he be cool without sandals?" "Hermione? er... can I get my clothes?" She heard Harry say from from the

bathroom. "Sure." Hermione, handing him his clothes through the door. When Harry came out he looked like he was

going to do something mean to Hermione, and he did. He tied her up and found all of her ticklish spots. "You

wouldn't dare." She gasped as Harry grabbed a quill, pulled of her socks. "Oh I dare" Said Harry and sarted rubbing

it gently acrossed her feet."AAHHAHAHAHAHAHA Harry! why ar- AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" and that was just the start of it

all. He went to all of Hermione's ticklish spots and started to tickle her. after about twenty minutes he stopped

and untied her and they went downstairs.

Jake was looking at a picture when they came down. He looked up and pocketed it immediatly. "What where you looking

at?" Hermione asked. "Just a picture of me and my wife, wanna see it?" Jake said pulling out a photo. Hermione

looked at it. "Wow, she's so pretty." Hermione said longingly. "Yeah." Jake said dreamily "Isn't she?" "Er...we are

going to the mall do you want to come with us?" Hermione asked him, hoping to cheer Jake up.



"I can't I'm wanted by muggles everywhere, the bastards!" I'll-I'll, nonono I cant do that, or that,or that..." Jake

walked into the kitchen. "You guys have a good time! no, I cant do that it's to painful,Hmmmmm." Hermione and Harry

walked outside and up to an old juncker car. "Repairo." Hemione muttered pointing her wand at it the car was

suddenly repaired. Jake poked his head out the window and tossed them a cell phone."(A muggle way of

commuticating)If you two need me just hit the big red button,ok?" "Ok." they agreed.

They got into the now repaired car and drove off to the mall. At the Mall they must have seen everything. They saw

hats,clothes,jewlery,even wedding dresses. When they walked into the last shop of the day, a clothes/shoe store and

Hermione got him what she(and Harry) thought were the coolest sandals and the coolest shirts and the coolest pants

there were. "you know." Harry asked Hermione, as they past an electronics store"I've wanted a laptop computer ever

since they came out with them." "Well then, lets go get one."Hermione said exitedly. "concidering that wenever you

ask for Muggle money at Greengott's, they throw you bundles of it and luckily we just happened to stock up on it.

I'll get one too cause I've wanted one for a while too." They walked in and asked for the best laptops they had.

well we have this one. It has 1,000 gigabytes."**I know I know thats practacly impossible but try to Imagine Ok? Oh

yeah sorry if I got the Gigabytes wrong beacause I know nothing about comuters exept you can play games on them and

save crap to them(like this story? lol)**"We'll get two please" please." Harry said. "My treat." he said under his

breath.

"Cash, or credit?" the man at the cashier said. "Cash." Harry said rather cooly. "Wow." the cashier said "How can

you pay $2,326.57 in cash?" "By mowing alot of lawns." Said Harry quickly. After they left Hermione said "It's eight

O'clock wanna cath a movie?"Sure" said Harry,who satarted heading for the car to drop off their stuff. "So, er did

you have a good day?" Harry asked Hermione. "Yeah I did." She replied. There was an akward silence beetween the two

of them and they both looked up at the Moon. "You know lets not catch a movie tonight." Harry said opening the door

on the passenger's side and helping her in. "Why not Harry?" She asked sounding worried. "Beacause, well I want to

tell a girl that I like her and I don't Know how, could you give me some advice?"

Harry said quickly. Hermione's heart shattered at this, but she kept her cool. "Well, I would buy her some flower's,

and some candy." She told him. They went to a shop where harry went inside and came out with a bag Hermione thought

"That jerk its' probably for cho or somebody else but me." Harry got back into the car and drove past her house

(Much to her surprise hehehe) and to a cliff with a very romantic view of the city.

Hermione got out and sat by Harry. "What are we doing here?" Hermione asked him. "Beacause I need to tell you

something Hermione." Harry said looking rather nervous. He pulled the contents out of the bag, witch was a red Rose

and some very expensive chocolates, and a necklace, and gave them to Hermione. She was very confused untill Harry

told her "Hermione I-I love you and I'm really sorry about what I said earlier." He leaned down and kissed her.(And

man let me tell ya, they probably would have done this all night if well read it and find out hehehe) The cell phone

rang and Harry picked it up "Harry Hermione get home now!!" and they hung up. "Jake!" They said in unison.

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