Thanks for all you dudes that gave me reviews! Amy, you'll definitely be dropping by the house for a visit! ;-) And Jenn….you already live in the house. Now on with the first chapter!
*Camera fades in to reveal a smarmy looking guy with a big nose and a goofy grin. Pictures of all the Fromiez are seen in the background.*
"Hi, I'm Bob Saget. I'll be your host for the duration of this reality TV Show known as Digital Bean Smoothie: Uncut and Uncensored. You might be wondering why I am indeed hosting this show. Well, the main reason was that I desperately need work and am sick of being known as Danny Tanner from Full House. The other reason was that all these kids are just too cool for words. Together, we will accompany them down their journey known as life – for the next 3 months. Together we will watch them succeed, and together we will watch them fall. We might even witness a few of them hooking up, because let's face it: You put seven horny people in a house and that's just gonna happen. But here's where YOU as the viewer come in. I'll serve as a means of communication between you and the Fromiez – at the end of each episode, you call in and tell me what your thoughts, opinions, comments, questions, concerns and ideas, and I'll relay it back to them. That's all you have to do – this is a show for YOU! The number you need to call is flashing on your screen right now. ((Otherwise known as – hit the "review" button on your computer.)) Write it down and tuck it away in a safe place. And now let's get on with the show!"
Fro Manor – Day 1
"Here we are, girls! Doesn't this look great?" Jenn tugged on the leashes of her over-excited dogs, Shasta and Sophie, as she stared up at the sprawling mansion known as Fro Manor – more specifically, her home for the next three months. "It's so great that Adam Lamberg lives next door and everything – maybe he could even come over sometime! I could make him salsa! Hot, hot, hot!"
Jenn let her dogs into the house and grabbed her suitcase. She was the first one here, because she was always punctual and always on time. Jenn was also known for being extremely neat and clean. She wouldn't tolerate sloppiness at all.
"I'm so glad I got here first! Now I get to have my pick of rooms!" Jenn excitedly made her way around the house and poked her head into each room, checking out the contents of each one. There was one room that was covered entirely in Hilary Duff pictures, and Jenn almost had a heart attack at the sight of it.
"That can be Rich's room," she thought mischievously as she picked the room next door, which was a perfectly normal room other than the fact that there was a change machine positioned next to one of the beds. "What the hell?" Jenn muttered as she plunked a quarter in, and to her surprise, the bed started vibrating furiously, but yet it didn't look too comfortable because it kept sputtering and wheezing. No doubt this bed had been through a lot of hardship in it's day. Jenn just shrugged and placed her belongings on top of it, claiming it as her own. This seemed to be the sanest room anyway, considering that one room was covered in Hilary Duff and the other one was upsidown. Yes – upsidown. The fan and lamp were on the floor, and you had to climb a ladder to get to the beds that were attached to the ceiling. Jenn figured that Aubrey Carstairs would probably take that room, since it seemed to be her style.
As Jenn was neatly unpacking her clothes and expertly folding her underwear, she heard the front door open and shut. Other people – at last! She ran down the spiral staircase to find Kim, Kee and Kelly standing in the foyer, all talking animatedly.
"Hey guys!" Jenn shouted as she hugged each and every one of them. "Isn't this house great? It's so huge!"
"Oh my GOD, I know!" Kelly cried. "This floor is made of marble, you know. Marble is very expensive. And did you see the hot tub out back? It has a special jet-stream action that is very good for soothing sore muscles. There's also a pool that is approximately 8 feet deep. Plus the bathrooms all have heating lamps, so that when you get out of the shower, it's nice and warm – AND you could even cook a potato in there if you wanted! Oh, and did you know that there's a secret passage in the library? OH MY GOD - and –" Everyone started zoning out as Kelly listed all the details about the house. They knew that Kelly had a tendency to talk a lot.
"Yeah, right, okay – so let's pick a room! Jenn, we are so bunking together!" Kim told her as she lugged her suitcase up the stairs. One was full of clothes, and one was full of Kyle Downes memorabilia. "Oh, that reminds me – I have to call Ashley. She needs to do a portrait of Kyle for my ceiling."
"I'm taking this room!" Kee said as he passed the room coated with Hilary pictures. "This is awesome! Although it would have been better if these pictures were of Lindy Booth, but whatever. I'll fuggedabout it, man."
"HUZZAH!" suddenly came a voice from downstairs, and everyone knew that it could only be one person: Aubrey Carstairs!
They all raced down to greet her and found her wearing a curly-haired wig on top of her usual brown tresses. No doubt that Aubrey thought she was David Gordon again. Most of the Fromiez suspected that she had multiple personality disorder, but Aubrey merely insisted that she adopted her David Gordon persona to simply do a Lizzie McGuire role-playing game. She just hardly ever stepped out of character.
"Nice hair, Aubness?" Kim said somewhat confusedly. "By the way, you get the upsidown room upstairs."
"Yeah! The room is upsidown!" Kelly chimed in. "That's the room I have. We're gonna be roommates, Aubrey! Isn't that great? Oh, and did you know about the secret passage that goes from the library to our room? It's so cool! There's also – "
"Whoa, look who's here!" Jenn suddenly interrupted, turning towards the front door to find the final two guests at Fro Manor – Rich and Scott – come stumbling in. "You guys are the last to arrive."
"Yeah, well, it's not my fault that this loser had to pack each of his Lalaine pictures in bubble wrap," Scott said sarcastically, jerking a thumb in Rich's direction. "He was afraid one might get scratched."
"I like Lalaine. Lalaine's pretty!" Rich said to defend himself, but everyone just groaned loudly.
"SHUT UP, RICH!" Kim yelled at him, covering her ears with her hands. "I swear to God, if I have to listen to your Lalaine rants for the next 3 months, I'm going to go insane."
"Too late!" Kee answered for her, smirking. "Hey uhh…let me show you to your room, Rich and Scott…" He led the two brothers up the stairs and the rest of the group stood downstairs, waiting anxiously for the reaction once Rich saw which room would be his.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" came a yell from the Hilary Duff bedroom, and shortly after Rich came running back down the stairs and out the front door, screaming like a madman.
"He took it better then I thought," Kim said casually. She looked down at the front doorstep and noticed a package wrapped in brown paper, marked with the words: "To the Fromiez" on the front. "Wow, someone left us a house warming gift already! I wonder what it is!"
What exactly is in the package? And will Rich come back? Stay tuned to find out!