When the show started, the narrator began his usual spiel. "One day, in
Teletubbie land.what the FUCK?!" For inside the dome, Tinky Winky was
having a ridiculously oversized dildo shoved up his back passage by Po, Laa
Laa and Dipsy were shagging on the bed next to them, and Little Steven was
playing at full blast.
"Well" said the narrator, in deep shock. "I think the Teletubbies are a little bit busy right now." Unfortunately for him, he was so surprised that he had a heart attack and died. This meant that no-body knew how to make the switch to broadcasting outside the dome. Children across the world were watching fat alien porn and (gasp) ENJOYING it.
Dipsy decided he wanted less sex, more violence. He rolled off Laa Laa, who sulked and went to wank over Enrique Inglesias in the bathroom. Dipsy stuck in a DVD and watched. When he came to his favorite part - Janice Soprano ramming a vibrator up Ralphie Cifaretto's arsehole, he was overcome with laughter.
"Tink", he finally managed to say. "Tink, it's you!" Tinky Winky glanced across at the screen.
"Fuck off" he said. "I may be a screaming fag, but at least I'm not ginger." To calm him down, Po took the ridiculously oversized dildo out his alleyway and went to roll him a joint.
"Thank you very much, honey."
"You're welcome, sweet."
*Fade to black with a dying single guitar chord.*
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"Well" said the narrator, in deep shock. "I think the Teletubbies are a little bit busy right now." Unfortunately for him, he was so surprised that he had a heart attack and died. This meant that no-body knew how to make the switch to broadcasting outside the dome. Children across the world were watching fat alien porn and (gasp) ENJOYING it.
Dipsy decided he wanted less sex, more violence. He rolled off Laa Laa, who sulked and went to wank over Enrique Inglesias in the bathroom. Dipsy stuck in a DVD and watched. When he came to his favorite part - Janice Soprano ramming a vibrator up Ralphie Cifaretto's arsehole, he was overcome with laughter.
"Tink", he finally managed to say. "Tink, it's you!" Tinky Winky glanced across at the screen.
"Fuck off" he said. "I may be a screaming fag, but at least I'm not ginger." To calm him down, Po took the ridiculously oversized dildo out his alleyway and went to roll him a joint.
"Thank you very much, honey."
"You're welcome, sweet."
*Fade to black with a dying single guitar chord.*
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