Daydream: That is only part of the humor. Wait until later chapters, it
will get even funnier and weirder as this story goes on, cause I have this
WHOLE story planned out already. Wait until you see the ending. *Starts
snickering then falls of the chair rolling on the floor in laughter, then
gets up and composes herself* Poor, poor Splinter, and that is all I have
to say about the ending.
*Starts eating the bucket of Chocolate Mint* MMMM, Chocolate-Mintiness. Thanks Raph. Now I can continue.
I only own Jacob the cameraman, the crewmembers, and other camera people, and Tyler Wyndelle, which is me. I own nothing else, especially all the stores and products mentioned.
Chapter 2 - Day 1
"Hello again. This is Tyler Wyndelle speaking at the home of Master Splinter and his sons, the famous Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangalo, and Raphael. It is now day one of the four to redecorate their chosen room. Earlier today, our heroes went off to get supplies for their projects. Right now, we have our crew here to help the turtles transform each others rooms." Tyler spoke into the camera, showing what has been going on.
The crewmembers are waving and smiling in the background when the camera is on Tyler, other times, there are shots of earlier that day.
"Lets go to Leo, who is now in Sherwin-Williams picking out some paint, wall-paper, and supplies. How is it going for you, Leo?" Tyler asks as the camera view changes from her to Leo.
"It's going great. I have everything planed out already, and all I need is some more supplies and I am ready to start." Leo replied happily, picking some odd bits cloth out and putting them into the cart.
"Great. We'll talk to you a little bit later to see what you have been doing. Now to Mike, who is at Target. Mike, what is your plans for Don's room?" Tyler asked, the camera view switching from Leo to Mike.
"That, Tyler, is a secret that I will never tell. But I can tell you this, it is going to be an far-away theme." Mike spoke while picking out tropical looking objects off the shelves.
"Okay. Now let's go to Raph at the open 24-hour Wall-Mart Superstore. Raph, anything special are you going to do to Leo's room?"
"Can't say. I have lot to do right now." Raph replies before punching out the camera lens and injuring the cameraperson.
"Ok-ay. Let's try Donny at the Big K-mart? Donny, what are your plans for decorating Mike's room?"
"Well, I am going to make the room look larger than it actually is by sticking to simple color schemes and patterns, then updating the wiring in the room for maximum electrical efficiency, then-" Don replied, still talking and not noticing that he is being cut off by Tyler.
"Don? Donny, we have to go to break. After these messages, we will continue to get updates on what is happening."
[A Goodwrench commercial goes first, then Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Coke ads, a Pringles commercial, then finally a Club-Med commercial]
"Welcome back. Sorry for cutting Donny short. Now, the four has arrived with their stuff and went into the rooms that they are going to decorate. Let's take a peek at what Mike is doing, shall we?" Tyler commentated as she and the cameraman enter Don's room.
Mike and couple of the Trading Rooms crew were disposing of the bed, wallpaper, and all of Don's personal stuff. Jacob, the cameraman, silently walks over to the far corner where some bags are left. Little pineapples and hula girl figurines are in one bag. Suddenly the camera was jerked away from the bags.
"No peeking." Mike spoke as he moved the cameraman away from the bags.
"Everyone will have to wait to see the finished product. Now, please leave." Mike added as he scooted Jacob and Tyler out of the room and locking it.
"That was as successful as taming an adult, wild skunk." Tyler spoke.
"With rabies." Jacob added from behind the view of the camera.
"Jacob."
"Yeah?"
"Will you please be quiet and keep doing what you are paid to do."
"Can do. Oops, I spoke."
"Zip it."
"But"
"Jacob. Zzzzip it." Tyler replied, using her hand to form an imaginary closed mouth.
"Ok."
Tyler and Jacob walked over to the next room, which was Mike's room. Tyler opened the door a crack to take a peek, then opened the room.
"So, Don, how is it going?"
"Slow, pretty slow. I have to clean the place before I can start."
"I take it that this process is going to be slow as a turtle then." Tyler spoke.
"Hey, are you trying to make fun of me?"
"No, I would never try and make fun of you or your brothers. Besides it was a metaphor, you should know that."
"Don't you mean a pun?" Don asked.
"Pun, metaphor. Whatever."
Don looked at Tyler for a second, then went back to work.
"Let's go see what Leo is up to, shall we." Tyler spoke as she left Mike's room and headed towards Raph's room.
Tyler pressed her ear to the door and heard music coming from inside the room. She slowly opened the door.
"Leo, can we get a little update on Raph's room?"
"Sure, come on in." Leo replies.
Jacob and Tyler walk into the room. Considering that only a few hours has past since Leo as at Sherwin-Williams, the room is already cleared out except for the lumber and decorative stuff, two fo the walls are already wallpapered with a Japanese Characture style on a bright red background and the ceiling was a slightly darker blue. Leo was now putting up wallpaper for the third wall while helping to make new furniture.
"Oh my, I don't think that Raph is going to like this at all." Tyler spoke, looking at the walls and ceiling.
Leo was ignoring Tyler and continued working.
"Since Leo is ignoring us, let's go to a break and when we come back, we're going to see what Raph is up to." Tyler commented.
[Insert a Twix commercial, an odor-eaters commercial, an Earthlink high- speed dial-up commercial, and an AAFLAC commercial]
"Welcome back to 'Trading Rooms'. We are now in Leo's room with Raph. Raph, what are your plans for your brother's room?" Tyler spoke as she entered Leo's room.
"Can't say. Now get out." Replied Raph, who was ordering everyone around.
"Okay. Let's go see what Master Splinter thinks of all this so far, shall we."
Tyler and Jacob, the cameraman, walk around trying to find Splinter. After not finding him, Tyler stops in her tracks.
"Has anyone seen Splinter?" Tyler asked loudly.
"You mean the giant rat, right? He said he was going for a walk in Central Park." A nearby crewmember replied.
"Thanks Leon. Come on, lets leave them to work." Tyler spoke.
The camera cuts out. A few seconds later, the camera view come back and Tyler is in central park. It is a beautifull sunny day. The birds are flying around and singing while people are doing various, but legal, activities. Some elderly are feeding the pidgeons.
"You would think that it would be easy to find a giant rat around here, but no." Jacob commented.
"Even an idiot can find a giant rat around here." Jacob added.
"Jacob."
"Yeah?"
"Quit quoting from movies, it gets annoying after a while."
"To bad she won't live, then again, who does." Jacob spoke.
"Jacob, what did I tell you?!?!"
"Sorry. Don't lose your head." Jacob replied.
"Quit while your ahead."
"Now you are just getting ahead of things."
"You are losing your head on the job."
"Looks like your about to get a headache."
"Can we quit this head joke thing?"
"Ok."
Tyler looks at her watch.
"We have to take another break, and when we come back, we'll talk to Master Splinter."
[ Insert a Di-tech commercial, Sprite commercial, Dorritos commercial, the new 20 dollar bill commercial, and a visa commercial.]
"Welcome back. We have finally found Master Splinter. So, Master, what do you think of what the outcome is going to be?"
"Well, Tyler, I hope my son's like their new rooms when they are done. I just hope all that racket is worth it."
"Thank you for your comment. Lets get back to the lair and get an update."
The camera view cuts from the park back to the lair.
"It is now almost the end of day one, and lets see what is going on."
Tyler tried each door, but all of them were locked. Various sounds from tools was coming from each one.
"So I guess we are not getting any updates on the rooms, maybe we should try later when the crew comes out." Tyler.
Lots of time passes by, well only 3 hours go by, even though it's hard to tell when you're underground and the crew members come out with the turtles.
"Any one want to say what is happening to their rooms that they are working on?"
All of them shook their heads.
"Well guys, you four will be staying at a local hotel tonight and tomorrow you will finish your rooms that you were given to decorate. See you tomorrow." Tyler spoke before the camera went black.
End of day one. How did you like it? I'll try and update day 2 and the rooms ASAP (As Soon As Possible).
*Starts eating the bucket of Chocolate Mint* MMMM, Chocolate-Mintiness. Thanks Raph. Now I can continue.
I only own Jacob the cameraman, the crewmembers, and other camera people, and Tyler Wyndelle, which is me. I own nothing else, especially all the stores and products mentioned.
Chapter 2 - Day 1
"Hello again. This is Tyler Wyndelle speaking at the home of Master Splinter and his sons, the famous Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangalo, and Raphael. It is now day one of the four to redecorate their chosen room. Earlier today, our heroes went off to get supplies for their projects. Right now, we have our crew here to help the turtles transform each others rooms." Tyler spoke into the camera, showing what has been going on.
The crewmembers are waving and smiling in the background when the camera is on Tyler, other times, there are shots of earlier that day.
"Lets go to Leo, who is now in Sherwin-Williams picking out some paint, wall-paper, and supplies. How is it going for you, Leo?" Tyler asks as the camera view changes from her to Leo.
"It's going great. I have everything planed out already, and all I need is some more supplies and I am ready to start." Leo replied happily, picking some odd bits cloth out and putting them into the cart.
"Great. We'll talk to you a little bit later to see what you have been doing. Now to Mike, who is at Target. Mike, what is your plans for Don's room?" Tyler asked, the camera view switching from Leo to Mike.
"That, Tyler, is a secret that I will never tell. But I can tell you this, it is going to be an far-away theme." Mike spoke while picking out tropical looking objects off the shelves.
"Okay. Now let's go to Raph at the open 24-hour Wall-Mart Superstore. Raph, anything special are you going to do to Leo's room?"
"Can't say. I have lot to do right now." Raph replies before punching out the camera lens and injuring the cameraperson.
"Ok-ay. Let's try Donny at the Big K-mart? Donny, what are your plans for decorating Mike's room?"
"Well, I am going to make the room look larger than it actually is by sticking to simple color schemes and patterns, then updating the wiring in the room for maximum electrical efficiency, then-" Don replied, still talking and not noticing that he is being cut off by Tyler.
"Don? Donny, we have to go to break. After these messages, we will continue to get updates on what is happening."
[A Goodwrench commercial goes first, then Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Coke ads, a Pringles commercial, then finally a Club-Med commercial]
"Welcome back. Sorry for cutting Donny short. Now, the four has arrived with their stuff and went into the rooms that they are going to decorate. Let's take a peek at what Mike is doing, shall we?" Tyler commentated as she and the cameraman enter Don's room.
Mike and couple of the Trading Rooms crew were disposing of the bed, wallpaper, and all of Don's personal stuff. Jacob, the cameraman, silently walks over to the far corner where some bags are left. Little pineapples and hula girl figurines are in one bag. Suddenly the camera was jerked away from the bags.
"No peeking." Mike spoke as he moved the cameraman away from the bags.
"Everyone will have to wait to see the finished product. Now, please leave." Mike added as he scooted Jacob and Tyler out of the room and locking it.
"That was as successful as taming an adult, wild skunk." Tyler spoke.
"With rabies." Jacob added from behind the view of the camera.
"Jacob."
"Yeah?"
"Will you please be quiet and keep doing what you are paid to do."
"Can do. Oops, I spoke."
"Zip it."
"But"
"Jacob. Zzzzip it." Tyler replied, using her hand to form an imaginary closed mouth.
"Ok."
Tyler and Jacob walked over to the next room, which was Mike's room. Tyler opened the door a crack to take a peek, then opened the room.
"So, Don, how is it going?"
"Slow, pretty slow. I have to clean the place before I can start."
"I take it that this process is going to be slow as a turtle then." Tyler spoke.
"Hey, are you trying to make fun of me?"
"No, I would never try and make fun of you or your brothers. Besides it was a metaphor, you should know that."
"Don't you mean a pun?" Don asked.
"Pun, metaphor. Whatever."
Don looked at Tyler for a second, then went back to work.
"Let's go see what Leo is up to, shall we." Tyler spoke as she left Mike's room and headed towards Raph's room.
Tyler pressed her ear to the door and heard music coming from inside the room. She slowly opened the door.
"Leo, can we get a little update on Raph's room?"
"Sure, come on in." Leo replies.
Jacob and Tyler walk into the room. Considering that only a few hours has past since Leo as at Sherwin-Williams, the room is already cleared out except for the lumber and decorative stuff, two fo the walls are already wallpapered with a Japanese Characture style on a bright red background and the ceiling was a slightly darker blue. Leo was now putting up wallpaper for the third wall while helping to make new furniture.
"Oh my, I don't think that Raph is going to like this at all." Tyler spoke, looking at the walls and ceiling.
Leo was ignoring Tyler and continued working.
"Since Leo is ignoring us, let's go to a break and when we come back, we're going to see what Raph is up to." Tyler commented.
[Insert a Twix commercial, an odor-eaters commercial, an Earthlink high- speed dial-up commercial, and an AAFLAC commercial]
"Welcome back to 'Trading Rooms'. We are now in Leo's room with Raph. Raph, what are your plans for your brother's room?" Tyler spoke as she entered Leo's room.
"Can't say. Now get out." Replied Raph, who was ordering everyone around.
"Okay. Let's go see what Master Splinter thinks of all this so far, shall we."
Tyler and Jacob, the cameraman, walk around trying to find Splinter. After not finding him, Tyler stops in her tracks.
"Has anyone seen Splinter?" Tyler asked loudly.
"You mean the giant rat, right? He said he was going for a walk in Central Park." A nearby crewmember replied.
"Thanks Leon. Come on, lets leave them to work." Tyler spoke.
The camera cuts out. A few seconds later, the camera view come back and Tyler is in central park. It is a beautifull sunny day. The birds are flying around and singing while people are doing various, but legal, activities. Some elderly are feeding the pidgeons.
"You would think that it would be easy to find a giant rat around here, but no." Jacob commented.
"Even an idiot can find a giant rat around here." Jacob added.
"Jacob."
"Yeah?"
"Quit quoting from movies, it gets annoying after a while."
"To bad she won't live, then again, who does." Jacob spoke.
"Jacob, what did I tell you?!?!"
"Sorry. Don't lose your head." Jacob replied.
"Quit while your ahead."
"Now you are just getting ahead of things."
"You are losing your head on the job."
"Looks like your about to get a headache."
"Can we quit this head joke thing?"
"Ok."
Tyler looks at her watch.
"We have to take another break, and when we come back, we'll talk to Master Splinter."
[ Insert a Di-tech commercial, Sprite commercial, Dorritos commercial, the new 20 dollar bill commercial, and a visa commercial.]
"Welcome back. We have finally found Master Splinter. So, Master, what do you think of what the outcome is going to be?"
"Well, Tyler, I hope my son's like their new rooms when they are done. I just hope all that racket is worth it."
"Thank you for your comment. Lets get back to the lair and get an update."
The camera view cuts from the park back to the lair.
"It is now almost the end of day one, and lets see what is going on."
Tyler tried each door, but all of them were locked. Various sounds from tools was coming from each one.
"So I guess we are not getting any updates on the rooms, maybe we should try later when the crew comes out." Tyler.
Lots of time passes by, well only 3 hours go by, even though it's hard to tell when you're underground and the crew members come out with the turtles.
"Any one want to say what is happening to their rooms that they are working on?"
All of them shook their heads.
"Well guys, you four will be staying at a local hotel tonight and tomorrow you will finish your rooms that you were given to decorate. See you tomorrow." Tyler spoke before the camera went black.
End of day one. How did you like it? I'll try and update day 2 and the rooms ASAP (As Soon As Possible).