WELCOME TO CHAPTER 16, MY CHILDREN! Buhahahha! Sorry for the delay, but everyone was giving me such great ideas, I had to figure out how I could incorporate everything – so I hope this turned out okay! Enjoy!
It's 7:00! Time for another installment of…Digital Bean Smoothie: Uncut and Uncensored!
* R Kelly's Ignition Remix begins to play as images and sound bites from upcoming episodes flash across the screen, including:*
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE…AGAIN!"
"Don't touch her, you perverted little bastard!"
"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU FREAK!"
"Oh dear lord…"
* The opening ends and the camera fades in to reveal the host*
"Hi, I'm Bob Saget. I'm here because I bring to you, the viewer, another action-packed episode of Digital Bean Smoothie: Uncut and Uncensored, but also because they pay me to be here. Ha ha ha! I crack me up! Anywayyy…last week we saw the return of Sandie, a mysterious woman who knows the best brands of airline peanuts! As Kim would say, hummina hummina! We also saw Scott and Aubrey become betrothed! Cue the "awww" track! And now let's check in with our Fro Crew a few weeks later, right on W-Day! That's "wedding day," in case some of you are a little slow…ha ha ha!"
*Camera fades out as Bob starts vogue-ing*
"Hair curlers! We need hair curlers!" Jenn shouted as she dragged an overwhelmed Aubrey over to a chair in front of her mirror and plunked her down. "KIM! WHERE ARE YOU?"
"Yo Jenn, I'm here!" Kim shouted back as she poked her head into Aubrey's room.
"Go get the curlers!"
"I thought we were using the curling iron?" Kim asked confusedly, scratching her head.
"We're using both!" Jenn replied frustratingly. She quickly ran a brush through Aubrey's hair but hit a snag, causing her to cry out in pain. "Hold still! Your hair has a gigantic knot!"
"Owww…that HURTS!" Aubrey shrieked as Jenn ripped the brush through her long, brown hair. "My scalp is sensitive!"
Kelly suddenly mysteriously appeared in the doorway and raised her eyebrows at Aubrey and Jenn. "Uhh, hey guys. Kee wants to know how many chairs to set up…in the living room…." She added nonchalantly.
"What do you mean, in the living room?" Aubrey asked in a panicked voice. "We're not getting married in the living room! We're getting married OUTSIDE! In the fresh AIR! With the birds chirping and all that other crap!"
"Uhhh, I hate to break it to you, Aubs – but it just started raining," Kelly told her.
"NO!" Aubrey yelled, trying to stand up but Jenn quickly pushed her back down. "WE CAN'T GET MARRIED IN THE HOUSE! This is CRAZY!"
"Aubrey, stay still!" Jenn snapped. "I can't brush out these unruly knots unless you quit squirming!"
"Hey Kelly, can I talk to you for a minute?" Rich asked as he came up behind her. "Oh, hi guys. Aubs, you look great! Are you getting married in those pajamas?"
"GO AWAY, RICH!" Aubrey screamed at him. She was dressed in her ducky pajama bottoms with matching button down shirt and bunny slippers. The last thing she wanted was a camera crew in her face and Rich making stupid comments. Especially while she had no make-up on and just looked like she rolled out of bed.
"Okay, but that's no way to talk to your future brother-in-law. In fact – " he was cut off as Jenn slammed the door in his face.
"What is it, Rich?!" Kelly asked anxiously. "I have to go downstairs and help Kee set up."
"Ummm…I'm not quite sure how to say this, but uh…"
"Just spit it out!" Kelly insisted impatiently.
"Do you think Scott and Aubrey would be mad if someone, oh, let's say….um…losttheweddingrings," he said in a rush.
"I'm sorry, did you just say you lost the wedding rings?!" Kelly hissed as she dragged Rich away from the door. "How could you be so careless?!"
"Is that a trick question?"
"RICH!" Kelly yelled as she pulled on her hair nervously. "FIND THE RINGS!" She stalked back down the stairs and nearly ran into Kim, who was coming back up and carrying a huge box.
"Uhhh…are you alright?" Kim asked her curiously as she struggled to maintain a grip on the box.
"Rich lost the rings! He had them for like, five minutes and he still managed to lose them!"
"RICH!" Kim yelled much like Kelly did. "Oh my god! Retrace your steps! NOW!"
"Okay, okay," Rich muttered as he quickly ran back down the stairs after Kelly. Kim shook her head and carried the box back into Aubrey's room, where she proceeded to dump all the contents out on her bed.
"Jesus Hoofum Christ, Kim!" Jenn said to her in shock. "I just asked for hair curlers! What is all this crap?!"
"Hair curlers, an eye-lash curler, tweezers, mascara, blush, foundation, lipstick, eye shadow, a blow dryer, an extra pair of pantyhose, clear nail polish, breath spray – "
"And a partridge in a pear tree," Jenn grumbled. "We just need to curl Aubrey's hair and that's it. We'll worry about the make-up later."
"Guys, I'm hungry," Aubrey whined as Jenn and Kim each grabbed a side of hair and began to wrap strands around the plastic curlers. "I haven't eaten anything all day!"
"Pass me the eyelash curler," Jenn ordered, ignoring Aubrey's feeble cries for food. "We might as well do those now." While keeping one hand on Aubrey's head, Kim managed to hand Jenn the metallic eyelash curler that resembled some kind of torture device. "Open your eyes, Aubs…wider…WIDER…!"
"OW!" Aubrey cried as she felt the tears begin to gather. "You just poked me in the eye!"
"Well, you keep moving around!" Jenn held the eyelash curler in place with one hand while she fastened a hair curler with the other. "Stay still and relax. Relax! Calm! Everything is good!"
"Aubrey, we need to pluck your brows," Kim said as she grabbed the tweezers and aimed them for Aubrey's face. "You don't want to get married looking like Bert from Sesame Street, for god's sake. Lean forward…I almost got one…"
"AHHHH!" Aubrey screeched. She felt a dull throbbing sensation where Kim had just ripped out a piece of hair from the roots. "Please stop! Can't you people just leave me alone?!" Before they could answer, they were interrupted by Kyle, who walked into the room carrying a bakery box.
"We just had this delivered," he said as he opened the box and removed a delicious looking chocolate cake. "I checked with the delivery driver and he said the cake was ordered by Susan Duff, but I figured it had to be a joke because – "
"CAKE!" Aubrey cried enthusiastically, grabbing the box from Kyle. While Jenn and Kim tended to her hair, she began shoving large handfuls into her mouth. "Oh man, this is so good! I'm so hungry!"
"Ummm…" Kyle stood there and watched as a ravenous Aubrey devoured the cake. "Are you sure you want to eat that? I mean, if it's supposedly from Susan Duff then – "
"Darling, can you please leave?" Kim asked sweetly. "We're working here!"
"But Kim – "
"It's just a cake, Kyle!" Kim said with an edge to her voice. "The delivery guy was probably making it up anyway. And even if he wasn't, maybe Susan wanted to be nice and congratulate Aubrey and Scott! What's the big deal?!"
"Umm…oh, nothing. Never mind. I'll see you guys downstairs," Kyle replied as he turned and exited the room.
"Ughh, men are so weird," Kim muttered under her breath. "Aubs, you're getting chocolate all over your mouth! Gross!"
*Cut to the foyer of Fro Manor*
"Hi, welcome! Thanks for coming! Have a program! How YOU doin'?"
"Uhhh – " a confused Rachel and Dan stared strangely at Kee as they made their way into Fro Manor. "You know, you might want to try only one greeting," Rachel told him. "Because I think you're freaking people out."
"Whatever, toots. Just get to steppin' alright?" Kee replied in a snippy tone. Rachel rolled her eyes in response and followed Dan into the living room.
"Hi, welcome! Thanks for coming! Have a program! How YOU doin'?" Kee enthusiastically greeted Bob Saget and his date, who looked slightly familiar.
"Hello hello hello!" Bob cried as he jumped into the house. "What a nice day for a white wedding, wouldn't you say?" he turned to his date and winked. "That was a pop culture reference, you know."
"Yes love, I'm aware," Lane replied as she batted her eyelashes at Bob. "By the way, I love what you Fromiez have done with the place. Everything looks so much nicer when you're in someone else's dimension, you know?"
"Hey, I know you!" Kee said suddenly. "You're that Lane chick! What the hell are you doing here?!"
"I'm Bob's date, duh!" she said as if he was a moron for not knowing this. "Me and Bob – we're very close. Isn't that right, darling?"
"Why, yes it is!" Bob stated in his cheesy announcer's voice. "And I'm so lucky to have found her!"
"Oh, Bob, you have such a way with words!"
"Thanks, Lane. Can I have a hug?"
Kee stood there, speechless, as Bob and Lane embraced each other in the front doorway. He felt like he had stepped into another dimension, except – he really hadn't. Once they finally moved forward, he shook his head and got ready to greet the next guests.
"Hi, welcome! Have a program! How YOU doin'?" He said to the next group of people that came charging up to the entrance.
"Yo, Kee. Where the hell do we set up?" a very hot looking KT asked as she ran a hand through her dark hippie hair. Her bright and shiny dress sparkled in the light and seemed to compliment her Converse sneakers and fishnet tights perfectly. She gestured to the three guys standing behind her who were carrying guitars and a drum set. "We're the band, man! Oh, and you know one of our groupies – Scott Weinger, of course."
"Hey," Scott said simply as he carried two speakers through the door. "How's it going?"
Kee ignored Scott and answered KT's question instead. "Oh yeah, awesome! Ummm, just head on in and find Kelly or something. She'll hook you up."
"Skank you very much!" KT replied as she led her band into the house. "Let's go, guys!"
"Yeah, no problem – " Kee suddenly did a double take as he noticed the guitar player of KT's band, who had a head full of wild curls. "Dude, uhhh…is that Adam Lamberg?"
"I'M NOT ADAM LAMBERG!" he yelled frustratingly as he lugged his guitar into the house.
"Geez! Touchy!" Kee tried to avoid glaring at Scott Weinger as he made his way into the foyer, but he couldn't help it. The guy was seriously messed up.
"You know, I definitely don't regret staying down there in that alternate universe," Scott said with a smirk on his way in. "KT is so much better in the sack than Jenn, anyway. Heh heh, you know what I mean?"
"That's it!" Kee grabbed Scott by the collar of his shirt and shoved him across the room. "Don't talk about my woman like that, you fucker!" he yelled, busting out the New York accent.
"SCOTT! Quit being an ass and COME ON!" KT bellowed.
"Yes, dear," Scott whimpered as he followed her.
One by one, all the invited people arrived, including Bibsy and Lyndsey (who graciously checked their spell books at the door), freakymcguire, Ashley and her date, Adam Lamberg. Right as Kee went to shut the door and go upstairs to get Kim and Jenn, a frantic looking man came running up the steps.
"Hi! Sorry I'm late, but the traffic was just unbearable!" he said as he flashed a goofy grin and shook out his umbrella.
"And you are…?" Kee asked, eyeing him suspiciously.
"I'm Bill Nye the Science Guy! How the heck are you? Did you know that you could take the pulse of an earthquake by – "
"Uhhh…just come in!" Kee said hastily as he shoved Bill into the house and slammed the door behind him. "Who invited you, anyway?" Bill didn't respond right away, but instead pulled a balloon out of his pocket.
"Say you want to blow up this balloon! If you want to put pressure on a balloon, you don't just say, 'hey man, fill up!' There are certain principles of physics that are involved, you know!" Kee blinked his eyes a few times and stared at the strange man in front of him.
"Okay, well, I'm going now – so um, yeah. Just have a seat and umm…enjoy the wedding." He quickly rushed upstairs and opened the door to Aubrey's room, where she was waiting with Kim and Jenn.
"Guys, we're about ready to start now. Everyone's here!" Kee said excitedly. It was then that he noticed Aubrey standing there in her long, white wedding gown and her hair all pinned up in curls. "Wow! Aubs, you look awesome! Shaboingboing, bay-bee! Oh, and Jenn…you look nice, too."
"Thanks, I'm so glad you noticed," she replied as she took his hand. "Let's get this wedding started, dudes!" Kim grabbed the bouquets of flowers and followed the group downstairs. Her, Jenn and Aubrey gathered in the foyer, while Kee ran into the living room to take his stance next to Rich, who was acting as the best man.
"Okay, here we go…we're ready to – oh crap," Jenn said urgently, looking around. "Uhhh, where's Pat? He's not standing next to Scott! The minister is supposed to be standing next to Scott!"
"I don't feel so good…" Aubrey said in a low voice as she doubled over and held her stomach. "I feel kind of…weird…"
"WHERE'S PAT?!" Jenn yelled, ignoring Aubrey and her obvious discomfort. "Kim, have you seen Pat?!"
"No! But we kind of need him!" Kim answered frantically. She ran a nervous hand through her hair and joined Jenn in the search – looking out windows, opening doors and shouting his name.
Suddenly, the door to the confessional burst open. Pat and Amy came rushing out, adjusting hair and clothing and wiping off their mouths. They looked sort of embarrassed as Kim and Jenn sprinted over to them.
"DUDE! What are you DOING?" Kim demanded as she surveyed the scene in front of her. "Do you realize that we can't have a wedding without a minister?!"
"I'm terribly sorry…" Pat said as he tucked his shirt back into his pants. "Ummm, I sort of lost track of time – "
"Oh, gross! You were shagging in the confessional!" Jenn cried, scrunching up her face in disgust. "That's just wrong! Now I can't ever go back in there!"
"We're really sorry!" Amy said apologetically. "We just….um….well….yeah. Sorry."
"Whatever, let's just go!" Kim rolled her eyes and helped Pat put his jacket back on while Amy wiped the excess lipstick off of his mouth. Pat ran down the aisle, much to everyone's amusement, while Amy casually took a seat in the back of the room.
"Okay, let's try this again – " Jenn started. She went to signal KT to start the music, but was instead interrupted by the front door opening and closing. "What the – Sully and David!? You guys are late!"
"We came as fast as we could!" Sully said as she bent over to catch her breath. "We have to tell you something, but we're afraid it might be too late!"
"What is it?" Kim wondered.
"The – the – the chocolate cake –" David stammered. "It's – we- we weren't supposed to tell you, but we couldn't keep this a secret. Susan baked it and it's laced with – " THUMP. They all followed the sound of the thump, which was Aubrey's body hitting the floor. "- tranquilizer drugs." David finished.
"OH MY GOD!" Kim shouted, covering her hands with her mouth in horror. "She's – she's – oh my god!"
"Aubrey!? Are you alright?!" Jenn asked as she knelt down next to her. "You have to get up! You're getting married!" Jenn tried to lift her up, but Aubrey couldn't stand on her own two feet and instead slumped forward. Jenn caught her and propped her upright. "AUBREY! Oh no…."
"Huzzuh wuzzuh fuzzuh?" Aubrey mumbled incoherently, her eyes rolling back into her head. "Heeehehehehhehehhehehheheeeee!"
"We have to get her down the aisle!" Jenn said, wrapping Aubrey's arm around her neck. "Kim, grab her other arm! We don't have any more time!"
"Jigerrlteosplat?" Aubrey muttered happily as Kim and Jenn hoisted her up. "I'm a dergtyugoblinknockin, aren't you?"
"Yes, Aubrey!" Kim growled impatiently. "KT! Start the wedding march!"
"Uhh, the what?" KT asked as she looked up from magazine she was reading. "Oh, right. Yeah – the wedding march! 1, 2, 3, 4! Here comes the bride…"
"Walk, Aubrey, walk!" Jenn hissed as her and Kim dragged Aubrey's body down the aisle. Aubrey just laughed and looked around the room as if she were seeing it for the first time.
"Wheeeeee…….I like this room….thish room ish hot…hot like fiiiiiyaahhhh…" Aubrey's speech was becoming more and more garbled. Kim and Jenn tried to ignore the strange stares coming from the guests and the horrified look on Scott's face when his disjointed bride-to-be approached the end of the aisle.
"What did you do to her?!" he whispered loudly as Kim and Jenn let go of her arms in an attempt to get her to stand, but it was to no avail. She pitched forward and Scott barely had enough time to catch her before she hit the ground again.
"Hiiiiiii Shhhhscootttyyy…" she said as she stared up at him with glassy eyes and dilated pupils. "Shhhh—cooty…you're my Shh-coootyyy. Leth get married…Thcooty…haha, Thcooty! I have a thethy lithpth!"
"We're so sorry, but somehow she ate a batch of tainted cake!" Kim told Scott. "It was laced, courtesy of Susan Duff!"
"I loooove youuuuuuuuuu….I loveeeee youuuuuuuu….eeehhhehehehhe! Thith ith fun! I'm having fun! I have a thethy lithph! And I heart you, Thcooty. I heart youuuuu." Aubrey laughed again and sighed heavily, her eyes slowly closing.
"Uhhh, I love you too, Aubs," Scott cleared his throat and looked up at a bewildered Pat. "Can we start now?"
"Um, sure," Pat replied as he adjusted his collar. "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today – "
"YOU ARROGANT LITTLE BASTARD!" Everyone gasped and looked up at the maniac running down the aisle – a maniac by the name of Ben Stiller. He was being chased by his pal, Janeane Garofalo, but it looked as if she wasn't having much luck reining him in. Ben was headed straight for Pat, and he looked like he wanted to tear his head off and eat it for breakfast.
"YOU LITTLE SHIT! YOU CAN'T TOUCH HER! NO ONE CAN TOUCH HER BUT ME!" His eyes were practically shooting flames and the crowd almost expected to see smoke coming from his ears.
"I'm sorry, wha – AHHHH!" Pat screamed bloody murder as Ben Stiller socked him right in the nose, crimson liquid flying everywhere. "My nose! MY NOSE!"
"Ben, YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK!" Amy yelled, getting up from her seat and charging towards Ben. "How dare you come in here and act like a pompous asshole!" With one swift motion, her foot made contact with Ben's groin area. Now it was his turn to cry out in pain, and he immediately fell to the ground where he began writhing around like some injured animal. "I hate you, Ben!" Amy continued, her eyes filling with angry tears. "I can't believe you! I love Pat, okay?! I LOVE HIM! And I don't care what you or anyone else says!"
"I'm so sorry, Amy!" Janeane cried. "I tried to stop him, but he was on a rampage! He saw the footage of you two making out in the confessional that one day – "
"But I thought we destroyed the tape!" Amy said angrily, casting an evil glare at Bob.
"Oh, um, did I forget to mention that we had a hidden camera in the confessional room?" Bob asked sheepishly. "Because if I didn't, I'm mentioning it now! Oh, and by the way – Amy and Pat, I want to see you two after this wedding is over. You're in a whole lot of trouble."
"Oh, shut up Bob!" Amy yelled exasperatedly as she rushed over to a bleeding and broken Pat. She cradled him in her arms and gave him a tissue from her pocket to catch the blood. "I'm sorry, Pat! I'm really sorry! It's all my fault!"
"No, it's not," he said kindly as he held the tissue to his bleeding nose. "I love you too, Amy. It's illegal to love you, but I do anyway! I'd do anything for you – I'd even go to hell for you. In fact, I probably will go to hell now. But I still love you!"
"Oh, Pat! I love you so much!" She bent down and kissed him, while the crowd let out a collective "Awwww!"
"A-HEM!" Scott said loudly. "Hello?! Remember us? We're the ones, you know, getting married?!"
"Oh, right!" Pat quickly stood up and shoved the tissue into his nostril so that he could perform the ceremony with two free hands. "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today – "
"HEE HEE HEE! I'VE COME TO GET MY HANDS ON YOUR LUCKY CHARMS!" The entire crowd swiveled towards the front entrance to discover a very crazed looking Susan Duff, standing there holding a shotgun and ready to attack at any moment. "Give up the Lucky Charms, you silly Fromiez! And give up the Magic Fro! IT SHALL BE MINE!"
"How did she get in?" Kelly demanded angrily. "Where the hell is freakymcguire?"
"Hello, I'm here?!" he replied, waving his arms around. "I'm at the wedding, remember?"
"Wait, so if you're at the wedding, that means that – " Kelly didn't get a chance to finish her statement before everyone screamed loudly and pandemonium broke loose. "GRAB THE MAGIC FRO! TO THE PANIC ROOM!" she yelled to no one in particular. She just hoped that people would have the common sense to follow. Her and Clayton were one of the first ones up the stairs, followed by Kim and Kyle, Adam and Ashley and Rich and Sandie, who looked as if she wasn't entirely sure what was going on. Kelly stayed behind in the panic room while Clayton stood outside on the stairs, herding everyone in and making sure that every guest got there safely.
"How many people can fit in this room?" Jenn asked as she stood squished up against the wall next to Kee.
"Umm…I think that little sign says, "maximum capacity: 3 people," he replied. "So we should be overloaded by about…hm…twenty."
"Great," she replied sarcastically, rolling her eyes. The amount of noise in the room was insane, as everyone was talking and shouting at the same time.
"OH GOD!" Pat shrieked as he was pushed into the room along with a massive amount of panicking people. "I think my nose is broken…"
"Dude, all I have to say is that nobody better let one!" Kim said in her usual non-tactful best. "And if you do, make sure you warn us first!"
"Where are Scott and Aubrey?!" Kelly asked Clayton, who had just returned into the room.
"They're coming – "
"Well, here we are!" Scott cried as he carried a limp and hallucinating Aubrey into the room. "Look honey, it's our very own honeymoon suite! Just what we always wanted! A tight, cramped room with a million people in it! Oh boy!"
"Jigowatyu skallapolish meat," was Aubrey's response. "Wheeeeeeeeeeee! There ith a purple dinothaur over there! Hello purple dinothaur!"
"Shall I continue the vows?" Pat asked.
"Yeah, sure… why not?" Scott replied sarcastically. He placed Aubrey on her feet, but she couldn't stand so instead she just slumped against him while Pat began the ceremony for a third time.
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the marriage of two very special people, Scott and Aubrey - "
"I'm Auubreeyyyyyyyy….is my name Aubreeyyyy…I'm so tireeeddddddd and I think I'm shexy…or thethy….becauth I have a thethy lithph! And I'm thpethal!"
"Uhhh…to celebrate the marriage of two very special people, Scott and Aubrey," Pat continued on. "I'm told that The Fromiez have prepared a special tribute to this very special couple, so I'll turn things over to KT, who's going to sing a song in their honor."
"Thanks, Pat," KT said as she adjusted the microphone, which was hard to do since there was barely any room for her or her band. "Why don't the rest of the Fromiez come over and join me on this one?" She waited while they all assembled themselves near her. "Okay, now – this is a classic tune with a little different sort of sound to it, so I hope you enjoy. 1,2,3,4!"
The guitars kicked in and began playing a funky little rock and roll riff, while the drum set gave solid downbeats in typical pop-rock fashion. After a few measures, KT and the Fromiez opened their mouths and began to sing,
From the moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
While combing my hair, now
And wondering what dress to wear, now
I say a little prayer for you
*Cut to flashbacks of Scott and Aubrey's finest moments*
"You are SUCH a dweeb!"
"Yeah, well, you're an even bigger dweeb!"
Forever, forever, you'll stay in my heart
And I will love you
Forever, forever, we never will part
Oh, how I'll love you
Together, together, that's how it must be
To live without you
Would only be heartbreak for me
*Cut to a shot of them leaning on each other on the way to Canada*
I run for the bus, dear
While riding I think of us, dear
I say a little prayer for you
At work, I just take time
And all through my coffee break-time
I say a little prayer for you
"Oh yeah, so I can have your butt in my face the whole night!? I PASS!"
Forever, forever, you'll stay in my heart
And I will love you
Forever, forever we never will part
Oh, how I'll love you
Together, together, that's how it must be
To live without you
Would only be heartbreak for me
*Cut to the last shot of the cheesy yet heartwarming montage, a slow motion shot of Aubrey tossing her fro wig in to the air and jumping into his arms*
"Scott, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Pat asked once the song had ended.
"I do," he answered as he struggled to hold Aubrey upright.
"Aubrey, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"SHHYEAH!" she cried.
"Then by the power vested in me, by the state of Fro and by all things related to Lizzie McGuire and Digital Bean Smoothie, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride."
"WHOOOOO! YEAHHHHHHHH!" Kim shouted from behind her cupped hands while KT and the band hit a few chords of Dionne Warwick's "Say A Little Prayer."
Aubrey tilted her head up for a smooch and absentmindedly tossed her bouquet into the air, while all the single women rushed to claim it for their own. However, Sandie's limbs seemed to grow about five inches and she squealed delightedly when the bouquet flew into her arms.
Will Sandie reveal her true self? What will happen between her and Rich? How about the rest of our couples? Will Susan kill everyone? Stay tuned for other exciting revelations in Fro Manor!