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A Shock to the System
Chapter 1 - Pink and Green?
A/N This is our first joint fic!! (so be nice) Please R&R!!!
It was a bright and cheery morning at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry when.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Ron Weasley ran through the corridors leading away from Professor Snape's classroom, an expression of unspeakable horror on his face.
"Harry! Hermione!" He cried when he found his friends. The two said friends turned, confusion clear on their faces.
"Ron, are you.. ok?" Hermione asked tentively.
"Yeah mate, you look like you just.. oh.. I dunno, saw Snape in his underwear or something.." Harry added.
Ron went pale and swallowed nosily.
"You saw WHAT??" Harry burst out, his laughter echoing in the corridor. Hermione gave Harry a nudge.
"Shut up, Harry. People are starting to stare!"
Ron started to sway, looking like he was going to faint.
"I saw... I... saw..." He began shakily.
CRASH!
" He fainted." Hermione stated looking at the rumpled form of her friend lying lifelessly in the middle of the corrider.
"You don't say." Harry raised an eyebrow. " We'd better move him." He added as a first year tripped and bounced down the stairs as she tried to scramble over Ron's still form.
All of a sudden, (like something out of a nightmare), Snape came rushing towards them cloak sweeping behind him like giant bat wings.
"Ah, Mr. Potter, Miss Granger, where may I ask is the third member of the famous trio?" He asked.
Harry looked down, and upon noticing that Snape's pants were undone, shuddered and looked up at Snape's enormous nose instead.
Hermione cleared her throat. " You're, ah, standing on him." And after brief contemplation added "Sir."
"Oh, am I?" Snape asked, blushing.
"Oh Dear MERLIN, he's blushing!!" were along the lines of what Harry and Hermione thought eyes widening with horror. Snape seemed to notice this and quickly his face settled into its normal cold, calm mask.
"Run along then, I'll take care of Mr.Weasley, and 10 points form Gryffindor for loitering." He sneered apparently back to his normal evil self.
Ron chose that exact moment to regain consciousness to find his view blocked by what was under Snape's cloak. He then proceeded to faint again but not before whimpering in fear.
"P-pink...and green...!"
Hermione frowned. "Excuse me sir? Pink and green?"
For the second time in history Snape blushed, before regaining his compose.
"Another 10 points! Now move and I will take care of Mr.Wea-"
"Yes, we heard THAT part." Harry said beginning to feel slightly dizzy, probably from being around Snape for too long and inhaling his noxious body odor.
Snape glared his no.3 glare (i.e. the 'Don't-back-talk-me-for-I-am-the-most- superior-being-in-existance-and-you-are-nothing' glare).
Harry and Hermione began to sweat. Harry was most tempted to say 'nice doggy' but feared he wouldn't be alive much longer after to enjoy Snape's reaction.
'We'll..we'll go now.." Hermione tugged frantically at Harry's robe.
"Hermione! Stop trying to undress me in public!" Harry yelped.
Hermione glowed like the sun and Snape unsuccessfully tried not to snort.
~ ~ ~
14 hours 53 minutes later.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Harry Potter lay sweating in his bed, his scar hurting like crazy. Ron stopped snoring next to him and gave a groan.
"Dude," He said sleepily, pulling back his curtain and glaring at Harry. "This is, like, getting REALLY boring." His eyes then glazed over and he promptly dropped off the deep end. Harry snorted as Ron began to snore again. "Stupid git."
"I heard that." Ron mumbled in his sleep. Harry goggled at Ron but his friend truly was sound asleep.
"OK then." Harry muttered as he turned and pulled his cover over him, rubbing his prickly scar he soon nodded off.
~ ~ ~
When Harry next woke, it was because of dreaming of Dobby sleeping in his bed with a finger up his nose.
"Gross.!" Harry exclaimed rubbing his eyes. Ron began to stir in his bed but his snoring had not ceased. Harry rolled his eyes - Ron was going to sleepwalk, again.
Harry got up and put on his slippers, preparing to follow Ron.
"C'mon... 'ar-rie... lets go on ... an adventure..." Ron said in his sleep. Harry rolled his eyes.
"Please, not to the girls dormitory. That hurt!" Harry mumbled, following Ron as he walked out the door. AGAIN.
A/N Well that's chapter one! Please make us happy by pushing the lil' button on the bottom left hand corner of the page !! *gives cheesy grin* We'll love you for it!!!
A Shock to the System
Chapter 1 - Pink and Green?
A/N This is our first joint fic!! (so be nice) Please R&R!!!
It was a bright and cheery morning at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry when.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Ron Weasley ran through the corridors leading away from Professor Snape's classroom, an expression of unspeakable horror on his face.
"Harry! Hermione!" He cried when he found his friends. The two said friends turned, confusion clear on their faces.
"Ron, are you.. ok?" Hermione asked tentively.
"Yeah mate, you look like you just.. oh.. I dunno, saw Snape in his underwear or something.." Harry added.
Ron went pale and swallowed nosily.
"You saw WHAT??" Harry burst out, his laughter echoing in the corridor. Hermione gave Harry a nudge.
"Shut up, Harry. People are starting to stare!"
Ron started to sway, looking like he was going to faint.
"I saw... I... saw..." He began shakily.
CRASH!
" He fainted." Hermione stated looking at the rumpled form of her friend lying lifelessly in the middle of the corrider.
"You don't say." Harry raised an eyebrow. " We'd better move him." He added as a first year tripped and bounced down the stairs as she tried to scramble over Ron's still form.
All of a sudden, (like something out of a nightmare), Snape came rushing towards them cloak sweeping behind him like giant bat wings.
"Ah, Mr. Potter, Miss Granger, where may I ask is the third member of the famous trio?" He asked.
Harry looked down, and upon noticing that Snape's pants were undone, shuddered and looked up at Snape's enormous nose instead.
Hermione cleared her throat. " You're, ah, standing on him." And after brief contemplation added "Sir."
"Oh, am I?" Snape asked, blushing.
"Oh Dear MERLIN, he's blushing!!" were along the lines of what Harry and Hermione thought eyes widening with horror. Snape seemed to notice this and quickly his face settled into its normal cold, calm mask.
"Run along then, I'll take care of Mr.Weasley, and 10 points form Gryffindor for loitering." He sneered apparently back to his normal evil self.
Ron chose that exact moment to regain consciousness to find his view blocked by what was under Snape's cloak. He then proceeded to faint again but not before whimpering in fear.
"P-pink...and green...!"
Hermione frowned. "Excuse me sir? Pink and green?"
For the second time in history Snape blushed, before regaining his compose.
"Another 10 points! Now move and I will take care of Mr.Wea-"
"Yes, we heard THAT part." Harry said beginning to feel slightly dizzy, probably from being around Snape for too long and inhaling his noxious body odor.
Snape glared his no.3 glare (i.e. the 'Don't-back-talk-me-for-I-am-the-most- superior-being-in-existance-and-you-are-nothing' glare).
Harry and Hermione began to sweat. Harry was most tempted to say 'nice doggy' but feared he wouldn't be alive much longer after to enjoy Snape's reaction.
'We'll..we'll go now.." Hermione tugged frantically at Harry's robe.
"Hermione! Stop trying to undress me in public!" Harry yelped.
Hermione glowed like the sun and Snape unsuccessfully tried not to snort.
~ ~ ~
14 hours 53 minutes later.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Harry Potter lay sweating in his bed, his scar hurting like crazy. Ron stopped snoring next to him and gave a groan.
"Dude," He said sleepily, pulling back his curtain and glaring at Harry. "This is, like, getting REALLY boring." His eyes then glazed over and he promptly dropped off the deep end. Harry snorted as Ron began to snore again. "Stupid git."
"I heard that." Ron mumbled in his sleep. Harry goggled at Ron but his friend truly was sound asleep.
"OK then." Harry muttered as he turned and pulled his cover over him, rubbing his prickly scar he soon nodded off.
~ ~ ~
When Harry next woke, it was because of dreaming of Dobby sleeping in his bed with a finger up his nose.
"Gross.!" Harry exclaimed rubbing his eyes. Ron began to stir in his bed but his snoring had not ceased. Harry rolled his eyes - Ron was going to sleepwalk, again.
Harry got up and put on his slippers, preparing to follow Ron.
"C'mon... 'ar-rie... lets go on ... an adventure..." Ron said in his sleep. Harry rolled his eyes.
"Please, not to the girls dormitory. That hurt!" Harry mumbled, following Ron as he walked out the door. AGAIN.
A/N Well that's chapter one! Please make us happy by pushing the lil' button on the bottom left hand corner of the page !! *gives cheesy grin* We'll love you for it!!!