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CHAPTER 2: The Platinum Owl

Harry put the package to the side and opened the window. The alien owl stood on the sill looking at Harry curiously and carefully, then plopped onto the middle of Harry's room. It was slightly yellowish-grey, or platinum blonde if you were to put it as if it were the hair on a person's head instead of the feathers on an owl. It had a strange black marking on its left shoulder as well, and green eyes.

Harry gawked at it for a while until he blinked, and that was when he opened his eyes and all of a sudden the owl wasn't there any longer. Instead, it was a tall woman, around her late thirty's, with platinum blonde hair. Of course, she was wearing clothes.

"Hello Harry," she said. In reply, there was no reply. He said nothing. "I came to take you to your testing."
He stared at her in confusion. "Testing? Wait. Sorry to be rude but...who are you?"
"Oh me? I'm Jaen Toker. So are you ready?"
"Who is Jaen Toker? I'm awfully sorry about all the questioning but I really don't know who you are."
"I am a mother of a son who will be your new classmate. I'm also your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Aren't you glad it isn't greasy old Snape? I come from America and I'm here to take you to your testing so that you could get your license and do magic whenever you want and wherever you want. I'm also part of the Order if that helps. So come on!"
The green-eyed boy stood there to let this rapid information soak in. Jaen made a gesture with her hands to show that she wasn't very patient and that he needed to be a little faster. He started moving; he gathered all his books and clothes, and opened the little plank of wood and sloppily tossed it in his trunk.

"Got everything?" Jaen said.
"Yes. Um, exactly how are we going to get to the, er, testing?" he replied.
"Stand real still and close your eyes and keep your faith, socks on and ties! Trust me, it'll be a ride but ... okay, just trust me, all right?"
"All right," Harry said hesitantly.

He really wondered how he was going to get there, let alone where this place was.

END! Of chapter 2.

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Sorry that's really short. Sorry it sucked. I actually wrote another chapter! Hooray for me! No hooray for you because my story sucks and you won't enjoy it! Anyway, I hope you do anyway. Hahah ok. Thanks for coming bye!