Vacationing in Middle Earth
By: Writes with Block
Author's Notes: Okay, okay I know its been a really, really long time again. Its been yet another month without an update and this really isn't going to make many people all that happy. And the reason for that is that this isn't really an update. Its more like the all purpose filter chapter. I swear the next chapter will get the story back on track. this is just to lead into it. Thanks for sticking with me!
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Disclaimer: Still don't own it. Probably never will.
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Chapter Twelve: The All-Purpose Filler
After the remaining members of the Fellowship expected the tower of Isenguard and found that they was nothing remaining that could pose a threat to them they decided that it would be best to stop for the day and get some rest.
"Jo! Shawn!" Aragorn shouted.
Jo and Shawn looked up from the fallen slab of stone where they were teaching Pippin and Merry how to play Speed with a pack of cards that Merry had found in one of the bags.
"Yeah?" Shawn shouted back.
"Ride out to the river and get some water! And take the hobbits with you!"
"Now?" Merry shouted.
"Yes now!"
"Right now right now?" Jo asked.
"Go!" the soon-to-be-king-of-Gondor bellowed and both girls scrambled to get to their horses, the hobbits not far behind them.
"Dang he's scary," Shawn mumbled, forcing her horse into a fast trot.
Jo wasn't far behind her, with Pippin clinging to her waist tightly.
"Ladies!"
"Haldir!" Shawn cheered. "You coming to protect us?"
"Yes I am my dear lady. I would never forgive myself if anything happened to you. Either of you."
"The only thing that's going to try and kill me around here is this horse," Jo mumbled. She looked down to see the horse giving her the evil eye. "Hey Shawn! Do me a favor?"
"Wha?"
"When we get to the river I want you to spit on my head."
"Whatever," Shawn mumbled. She knew that asking would lead to a lengthy explanation and it was just much easier to do as she said.
"Why do you want her to spit on you?" Haldir asked, clearly confused.
"This horse is giving me the ojo."
"I beg your pardon?"
"The evil eye. Its putting a curse on me. I need Shawn to get rid of it. Don't ask me why it works. I'm not even sure it does. I just don't wanna take any chances."
"Oh. Quite right milady," Haldir answered, thinking to himself that all people from their land must be this strange.
They arrived at the river and dismounted. Well, except for Jo. As soon as Pippin jumped to the ground, the horse reared and spilled Jo to the ground.
"You wanker!" she shouted at it as it wandered down to the river.
The hobbits bounded off the gather the water, refusing to allow the girl's to do man's work, and Haldir stood halfway down the hill so that he could keep an eye on both the girls and the hobbits. Jo and Shawn lounged in the shade; Jo lad down in the grass while Shawn leaned up against a nearby tree.
"Chim-chimeny chim-chimeny. Chim-chim-chero. Who needs Anelka when we got Kanu?" Jo sang softly to herself, propping her head up on her arms.
Shawn glared at her.
"Go down the field again. Just one more goal. No other team can fight like the boys in red and white. Never let their Glory fade. Long may they reign. So let us all give out with
up the Gunners, up the Gunners Goal."
"We're on the march, we're Fergies army. We're all going to Wembley, and we'll really shake 'em up. When we win the F.A. cup, coz United are the greatest football team," Shawn sang softly to herself, her eyes on Jo.
Jo eyes narrowed.
"Good old Arsenal! Good old Arsenal! We're proud to say that name! And while we sing this song, we'll win the game!" Jo sang a little louder than necessary.
"From the banks of the River Irwell! To the shores of Sicily! We will fight, fight, fight, for United! 'Till we win the Football League! To hell with Liverpool! To hell with Man City - (they're shit!)! We will fight, fight, fight, for United 'till we win the Football League!" Shawn shouted at the top of her lungs.
Jo rolled over and sat up, staring at Shawn. Shawn stared back. Blue laser sparks flew from their eyes and collided in mid-air.
"We're gonna win the league! We're gonna win the league! And now you're gonna believe us, and now you're gonna believe us, and now you're gonna believe us!!!!! We're gonna win the league!!!!!!!!!" the girl sang at the same time and fell over backwards.
"Where did you say they were from?" Merry asked Haldir.
"I have no idea," Haldir answered.
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Author's Note: I told you it wasn't a real chapter. I just threw it in there to make it easier to go into the next chapter. That and to shamelessly plug my favorite soccer team. The Barclaycard English Premier league started up again and I'm rooting for Arsenal all the way!
YYYYEEEEAAAA ARSENAL!!!!!!!!!!
And Shawn supports Manchester United. That's all I'm going to say.
And this is for Holly who supports Newcastle United cause she's such a good friend.
If you want to get to heaven when you die,
If you want to get to heaven when you die,
wear a Black and White Bonnet
With Newcastle wriitn on it,
if you want to getto heaven when you die.
And this is for Roxy who supports Liverpool cause she's also such a good friend.
When you walk through a storm,
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm,
There's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Though your dreams be tossed and blown..
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone...
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone...
You'll never walk alone.
I love that song. Its so pretty.
Anyway thanks for sticking with me and I promise I'll have a new chapter out real soon. Honest. As always please review! The more reviews I get the quicker I'll get a new chapter out!
By: Writes with Block
Author's Notes: Okay, okay I know its been a really, really long time again. Its been yet another month without an update and this really isn't going to make many people all that happy. And the reason for that is that this isn't really an update. Its more like the all purpose filter chapter. I swear the next chapter will get the story back on track. this is just to lead into it. Thanks for sticking with me!
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Disclaimer: Still don't own it. Probably never will.
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Chapter Twelve: The All-Purpose Filler
After the remaining members of the Fellowship expected the tower of Isenguard and found that they was nothing remaining that could pose a threat to them they decided that it would be best to stop for the day and get some rest.
"Jo! Shawn!" Aragorn shouted.
Jo and Shawn looked up from the fallen slab of stone where they were teaching Pippin and Merry how to play Speed with a pack of cards that Merry had found in one of the bags.
"Yeah?" Shawn shouted back.
"Ride out to the river and get some water! And take the hobbits with you!"
"Now?" Merry shouted.
"Yes now!"
"Right now right now?" Jo asked.
"Go!" the soon-to-be-king-of-Gondor bellowed and both girls scrambled to get to their horses, the hobbits not far behind them.
"Dang he's scary," Shawn mumbled, forcing her horse into a fast trot.
Jo wasn't far behind her, with Pippin clinging to her waist tightly.
"Ladies!"
"Haldir!" Shawn cheered. "You coming to protect us?"
"Yes I am my dear lady. I would never forgive myself if anything happened to you. Either of you."
"The only thing that's going to try and kill me around here is this horse," Jo mumbled. She looked down to see the horse giving her the evil eye. "Hey Shawn! Do me a favor?"
"Wha?"
"When we get to the river I want you to spit on my head."
"Whatever," Shawn mumbled. She knew that asking would lead to a lengthy explanation and it was just much easier to do as she said.
"Why do you want her to spit on you?" Haldir asked, clearly confused.
"This horse is giving me the ojo."
"I beg your pardon?"
"The evil eye. Its putting a curse on me. I need Shawn to get rid of it. Don't ask me why it works. I'm not even sure it does. I just don't wanna take any chances."
"Oh. Quite right milady," Haldir answered, thinking to himself that all people from their land must be this strange.
They arrived at the river and dismounted. Well, except for Jo. As soon as Pippin jumped to the ground, the horse reared and spilled Jo to the ground.
"You wanker!" she shouted at it as it wandered down to the river.
The hobbits bounded off the gather the water, refusing to allow the girl's to do man's work, and Haldir stood halfway down the hill so that he could keep an eye on both the girls and the hobbits. Jo and Shawn lounged in the shade; Jo lad down in the grass while Shawn leaned up against a nearby tree.
"Chim-chimeny chim-chimeny. Chim-chim-chero. Who needs Anelka when we got Kanu?" Jo sang softly to herself, propping her head up on her arms.
Shawn glared at her.
"Go down the field again. Just one more goal. No other team can fight like the boys in red and white. Never let their Glory fade. Long may they reign. So let us all give out with
up the Gunners, up the Gunners Goal."
"We're on the march, we're Fergies army. We're all going to Wembley, and we'll really shake 'em up. When we win the F.A. cup, coz United are the greatest football team," Shawn sang softly to herself, her eyes on Jo.
Jo eyes narrowed.
"Good old Arsenal! Good old Arsenal! We're proud to say that name! And while we sing this song, we'll win the game!" Jo sang a little louder than necessary.
"From the banks of the River Irwell! To the shores of Sicily! We will fight, fight, fight, for United! 'Till we win the Football League! To hell with Liverpool! To hell with Man City - (they're shit!)! We will fight, fight, fight, for United 'till we win the Football League!" Shawn shouted at the top of her lungs.
Jo rolled over and sat up, staring at Shawn. Shawn stared back. Blue laser sparks flew from their eyes and collided in mid-air.
"We're gonna win the league! We're gonna win the league! And now you're gonna believe us, and now you're gonna believe us, and now you're gonna believe us!!!!! We're gonna win the league!!!!!!!!!" the girl sang at the same time and fell over backwards.
"Where did you say they were from?" Merry asked Haldir.
"I have no idea," Haldir answered.
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Author's Note: I told you it wasn't a real chapter. I just threw it in there to make it easier to go into the next chapter. That and to shamelessly plug my favorite soccer team. The Barclaycard English Premier league started up again and I'm rooting for Arsenal all the way!
YYYYEEEEAAAA ARSENAL!!!!!!!!!!
And Shawn supports Manchester United. That's all I'm going to say.
And this is for Holly who supports Newcastle United cause she's such a good friend.
If you want to get to heaven when you die,
If you want to get to heaven when you die,
wear a Black and White Bonnet
With Newcastle wriitn on it,
if you want to getto heaven when you die.
And this is for Roxy who supports Liverpool cause she's also such a good friend.
When you walk through a storm,
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm,
There's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Though your dreams be tossed and blown..
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone...
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone...
You'll never walk alone.
I love that song. Its so pretty.
Anyway thanks for sticking with me and I promise I'll have a new chapter out real soon. Honest. As always please review! The more reviews I get the quicker I'll get a new chapter out!