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Chapter 2: Happosai's Day Out

            "Ooh! Let me see Shampoo's sweet panties!"

            Cologne looked up to see her son-in-law, Ranma rush in, grinning wildly. Behind her, her great-great granddaughter spoke from behind the boiling pot of noodles she was cooking.

            "Ranma! You so happy! I so happy you happy!"

            She abandoned the noodles and ran over to hug Ranma. Ranma rubbed his head in her breasts.

            "Ranma! Amazon woman have pride!"

            "Are you proud of your panties? Let me see, let me see!"

            "Ranma! You no act right today! You act like grandfather Happosai!"

            Cologne looked up, and for a split second into Ranma's eyes.

            "That is Happosai," she said quietly.

            "What?" demanded the Happosai-Ranma, crouching. "This body can't roll under her legs!"

            "Happy, you no take Ranma body!" yelled Shampoo, and, with a mighty kick, Ranma's body went flying far into the sky…

            "Ooh! Let me see Kodachi's sweet panties!"

            "Ranma! For the love of Akane Tendo and the pig-tailed girl, I challenge you!" yelled Kuno, stepping into Happosai's path as Happosai neared the bridge of Green Turtle's pond. Happosai plowed straight through him, sending him flying far off into the sky.

            "Oh, my Ranma-Darling is here to see me? Sasuke, fetch some tea."

            Bowing low, Sasuke left the room, as Happosai entered, grinning widely.

            "Ooh! Kodachi's sweet panties!" he yelled, seeing some panties drying outside her window. "HOW SWEET!"

            "Ranma-darling? Are you desirous of some lovely homemade cookies?"

            She held out a steaming basket with a delicious aroma about it. Happosai ran over and ate the entire basket in 2.086 seconds.

            "HOW SWE-SWE-yawn-T!"

            And with that he collapsed. Kodachi laughed evilly.

            "Mwa ha ha! Ranma-Darling is all mine now!"

            Meanwhile, on the other side of town…

            "Dr. Tofu is there anything we can do?" pleaded Akane.

            "Well, there might be a way. You see, the way that bodies are switched is through an ancient martial arts move called the Body-Switcher. The only way to get your original bodies back is for both people to do what the heart of the body they're inhabiting most desires."

            "Right, so how do we make this happen."

            "Well, you need to do two things. Firstly, you must have Happosai fulfill Ranma's desire. Akane, you must date Happosai."

            "WHAT!?"

            "And, Ranma, you must steal 1,000 pairs of panties… Bras count as ¾ of a point and gym shorts as ¼."