Chapter 3: Panty Hose Daze
"You know," said Shampoo's great grandmother, stirring a steaming pot of ramen, "We could use this situation to our advantage."
"How?" asked Shampoo, swishing her long blue hair out of her face.
"Well, I'm sure Happy would consent to marry you…. And then when son-in-law gets his body back, you'll be the blushing bride!"
"He he he he he he!"
Meanwhile, at the Kuno household…
"Ranma-darling can I make you a fourth dinner?"
"Ha ha ha! This is the life! I love being young and handsome again!"
"RANMA! PAYBACK FOR LAST TIME!" shouted Kuno, rushing into the room, sword out menacingly.
"Woah!"
Happosai jumped backwards, but a second too late. Kuno's sword connected, and he went crashing out the window and fell in Green Turtle's pond.
"I'LL GET YOU RANMA… Oh, my sweet pig-tailed girl! I love you!"
Actually, being Ranma sort of sucks…
Later that night, Ranma and Akane went to the school…
"I can't believe I'm helping you do this…" grunted Akane, placing P-chan on her shoulder.
"Tell me about it," grumbled Ranma, walking along on the fence so he was about level with Akane's head. "And what are you looking at, P-brain?"
"Stop bullying him! Anyway, there's the girls' locker room."
"Alright! I'll do anything to get my body back!"
Ranma ran in, broke through the window and began opening lockers, stealing panties.
"Hey, this is actually kinda fun! I like being Happosai!"
"RANMA!?"
But even Akane's breath was taken away by what she heard next:
"HOW SWEET!"