Chapter 4: Akane's Task
Back at the Tendo residence, Happosai and Ranma were rolling around on a bed of women's underwear, laughing.
"HOW SWEET! HOW SWEET!"
"I can't believe it," Akane said, staring.
"Do you think Happosai's body perverted Ranma to this point?" asked Nabiki.
"I don't know… he seems to be enjoying it quite a bit," said Soun.
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
"Oh! Shampoo! So good to see you!" said Kasumi, smiling.
"Oh, great…" complained Nabiki as Genma held up a sign "NOT AGAIN!"
"Ooh…Ranma want Shampoo love?"
"Hell yeah," said Happosai, with a grin.
"This is your moment, Akane," said Soun.
"What!?"
"You've got to date Happosai before Shampoo! Remember what Dr. Tofu said?"
"Ugh…You two!" yelled Akane, standing up impressively. "STOP MAKING OUT!"
"Akane, you no hurt Ranma."
Gritting her teeth, Akane dropped to her knees before an overjoyed Happosai.
"Oh, Happosai, or Ranma, or whatever… I love you."
"Ooh! Akane and Shampoo! HOW SWEET!"
"Let's date!" said Akane with a horribly fake smile. "I'll cook for you…"
"WHAT!?" said Happosai, backing up towards Shampoo.
"I make sure Akane no cook for you," said Shampoo, smiling.
And, as the family stared, Happosai walked out the door holding Shampoo's arm.
"Great… and Ranma, stop it before I put yet another hole in the roof!"
"HOW SWEET!"
"That does it! Grr…"
"Oh well," said Ranma, using Happosai's powers to land safely. "I'd better get some more panty-stealing done. Maybe at the hot baths…"
"We go bath!" said Shampoo, leading Happosai along.
"Women's side? Whee!"
Just as they walked in, Ranma rounded the corner.
"Right… look at all those panties in there! HOW SWEET!"
Then, as Ranma disappeared around the wall to trhe changing rooms, Akane turned the corner.
"I'd better do my best to get Happosai back… The pair of them, ugh!"
But there was one more to arrive.
"Akane! If Ranma is with Shampoo, then tonight I will make you mine!" said Ryoga with a smile.