Vacationing in Middle Earth
By: Writes with block
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Disclaimer: I'm sure you know the drill.
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Chapter Nineteen: The Destruction of the Ring
"Jo?!"
"Yeah!"
"I changed my mind! I wanna go home!"
"Me too! Run faster!"
Shawn and Jo sprinted as fast as they possibly could across the pitted battlefield. The battle had started suddenly. They'd been separated from their Middle Earth protectors. The evil influence of Jo's horse had finally taken over Shawn's and both animals had dropped their riders like a sweater in June.
So now they were both running like their lives depended on it, which they did, in the direction they hope would lead them away from the enemy.
"When we get home I'm never opening a hiccuping closet again!"
"If we get home Shawn. If!"
Both girls dove under a rocky outcropping, cowering in fear.
"Which way now?" Jo asked.
"No idea. How did we get into this mess?"
Jo glanced at her but didn't reply. "hey, if we don't make it out of this alive I just wanted you to know."
"Yeah?"
"I ate the goldfish crackers."
"You what!?"
"Time to run again!"
Both girls darted out from under the rock and right into Haldir.
"Haldir!" Shawn cheered and groped him.
"Hurry girls!" Haldir urged.
"We're going to die and you still take advantage of him?"
"I wanna die happy, you know."
"I honestly can't argue with that."
Gandalf appeared suddenly out of nowhere, startling the girls but not the elf.
"Are you trying to destroy this world?"
"No more than I'm trying to fail my AP exams!"
"Move!" Gandalf bellowed, grabbing both girls by the nape of the neck and dragging them away from the main battle.
"Good way to get away from the battle," Jo admitted.
"I'm gonna need a good massage," Shawn mumbled. "Oh Haldir!"
"Yes milady?"
Before Shawn could hit on him the elf cried out and grabbed his forehead.
"Haldir!" Shawn shouted and jumped to his aide.
If one could consider groping to be aide.
"The ring!" Haldir gasped. "It has been destroyed!"
"Well there goes my fun."
Everyone whirled around.
"Morwen!" Jo growled.
"You guys better say your good-byes."
"Good-byes!?!"
"Yup. The ring is gone and so are you."
"I don't wanna go home!" Shawn protested, holding on to Haldir tighter.
Morwen shrugged. "Can't help you there."
"What if we decide to stay?" Shawn asked.
"The very fabric of this world will be ripped to shreds."
"Dang," Jo mumbled. "Aragorn!"
"What is it?" Aragorn asked, running over to them.
"The ring has been destroyed and we're going home!"
A loud hiccuping sound filled the mostly silent battlefield. A large rip appeared in the air.
"There's your ride home," Morwen said. "Just jump on in."
"Hurry girls," Gandalf urged, pulling them toward it. "The rip will close quickly."
"I don't wanna go," Shawn pouted.
"Good-bye milady," Haldir said. "It has been a joy to know you." He gave Shawn a kiss on the cheek and pushed her toward the rip.
"This sucks," Shawn mumbled.
"Thanks for not letting something eat me," Jo said to Aragorn. "I appreciate it."
The Ranger darted forward suddenly and kissed her.
"I changed my mind!" Jo shouted.
Aragorn gave her a shove, sending her falling back into Shawn, and sending both girls into he air rip.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's the end. ^____^ Ah I love a good cliff hanger. It tortures the readers so much. Will we make it home? Will we not? You'll just have to wait and see. Got to go write chapters for another story!! *prances away* WWWWHHHHHHHEEEEEEE!!!!!
And here's the thank you list:
Cassie-bear01
Princess Flame (thanks for the plushies and the cut out!!!)
carebear25
Coolio02
Mellon1
giveGodtheglory (i like how you post what your favorite lines are. it gives me an idea of what people want to read in my fics. and you didn't miss out on this thank you list! ^_^)
I also want to say an extra special thank you to carebear25, frodo-lover, Mirkwood Queen, Ainariel, rlenavampyre14, titanichobbit, and princess flame. Thank you very, very, very much for putting me on your favorite author's list. It means allot to me.
And even more thank you's to Rlenavampyre 14 who answered my distress call for chapter ten. Thanks!!!!
The next chapter will be the last. Its kinda sad.
By: Writes with block
***
Disclaimer: I'm sure you know the drill.
***
Chapter Nineteen: The Destruction of the Ring
"Jo?!"
"Yeah!"
"I changed my mind! I wanna go home!"
"Me too! Run faster!"
Shawn and Jo sprinted as fast as they possibly could across the pitted battlefield. The battle had started suddenly. They'd been separated from their Middle Earth protectors. The evil influence of Jo's horse had finally taken over Shawn's and both animals had dropped their riders like a sweater in June.
So now they were both running like their lives depended on it, which they did, in the direction they hope would lead them away from the enemy.
"When we get home I'm never opening a hiccuping closet again!"
"If we get home Shawn. If!"
Both girls dove under a rocky outcropping, cowering in fear.
"Which way now?" Jo asked.
"No idea. How did we get into this mess?"
Jo glanced at her but didn't reply. "hey, if we don't make it out of this alive I just wanted you to know."
"Yeah?"
"I ate the goldfish crackers."
"You what!?"
"Time to run again!"
Both girls darted out from under the rock and right into Haldir.
"Haldir!" Shawn cheered and groped him.
"Hurry girls!" Haldir urged.
"We're going to die and you still take advantage of him?"
"I wanna die happy, you know."
"I honestly can't argue with that."
Gandalf appeared suddenly out of nowhere, startling the girls but not the elf.
"Are you trying to destroy this world?"
"No more than I'm trying to fail my AP exams!"
"Move!" Gandalf bellowed, grabbing both girls by the nape of the neck and dragging them away from the main battle.
"Good way to get away from the battle," Jo admitted.
"I'm gonna need a good massage," Shawn mumbled. "Oh Haldir!"
"Yes milady?"
Before Shawn could hit on him the elf cried out and grabbed his forehead.
"Haldir!" Shawn shouted and jumped to his aide.
If one could consider groping to be aide.
"The ring!" Haldir gasped. "It has been destroyed!"
"Well there goes my fun."
Everyone whirled around.
"Morwen!" Jo growled.
"You guys better say your good-byes."
"Good-byes!?!"
"Yup. The ring is gone and so are you."
"I don't wanna go home!" Shawn protested, holding on to Haldir tighter.
Morwen shrugged. "Can't help you there."
"What if we decide to stay?" Shawn asked.
"The very fabric of this world will be ripped to shreds."
"Dang," Jo mumbled. "Aragorn!"
"What is it?" Aragorn asked, running over to them.
"The ring has been destroyed and we're going home!"
A loud hiccuping sound filled the mostly silent battlefield. A large rip appeared in the air.
"There's your ride home," Morwen said. "Just jump on in."
"Hurry girls," Gandalf urged, pulling them toward it. "The rip will close quickly."
"I don't wanna go," Shawn pouted.
"Good-bye milady," Haldir said. "It has been a joy to know you." He gave Shawn a kiss on the cheek and pushed her toward the rip.
"This sucks," Shawn mumbled.
"Thanks for not letting something eat me," Jo said to Aragorn. "I appreciate it."
The Ranger darted forward suddenly and kissed her.
"I changed my mind!" Jo shouted.
Aragorn gave her a shove, sending her falling back into Shawn, and sending both girls into he air rip.
******
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's the end. ^____^ Ah I love a good cliff hanger. It tortures the readers so much. Will we make it home? Will we not? You'll just have to wait and see. Got to go write chapters for another story!! *prances away* WWWWHHHHHHHEEEEEEE!!!!!
And here's the thank you list:
Cassie-bear01
Princess Flame (thanks for the plushies and the cut out!!!)
carebear25
Coolio02
Mellon1
giveGodtheglory (i like how you post what your favorite lines are. it gives me an idea of what people want to read in my fics. and you didn't miss out on this thank you list! ^_^)
I also want to say an extra special thank you to carebear25, frodo-lover, Mirkwood Queen, Ainariel, rlenavampyre14, titanichobbit, and princess flame. Thank you very, very, very much for putting me on your favorite author's list. It means allot to me.
And even more thank you's to Rlenavampyre 14 who answered my distress call for chapter ten. Thanks!!!!
The next chapter will be the last. Its kinda sad.