Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and thankfully do not own Care Bears. I own merely a fuzzy pencil.



Harry Potter entered the room, unaware of the horrors he would soon encounter. A few boxes were stacked in one corner of the room. He thought he heard a shuffle and a small mutter coming from that corner, but then decided it was probably his imagination acting up.

"He - hello?" He called nervously.

No sooner had the words escaped his lips that the room began to swirl in the most unruly way. Harry looked down at the floor. It had become a mix of stone and...cloud. The boxes had been replaced by clouds and the walls completely disappeared.

"Wha...? " Harry began. He was standing on clouds. Standing. On clouds. Clouds. He was standing on water vapor. His mind could not comprehend this and so he told himself it was all just a very abnormal dream.

"There you are!" A sickeningly sweet voice called to him.

Harry spun around. What he saw boggled his mind even more. Many small, multi-colored teddy bears were coming closer and closer to him.

Harry did the only thing he was capable of doing at that moment under his state of mind. He screamed. He thought he heard laughter, but it didn't look like the bears were smiling.

"I told you our friend needs help!" One of the little bears announced to the group. The other bears nodded.

"What are you?" Harry asked in disgust.

"We're the Care Bears, Harry!" The said in chorus.

"And we're here to help you!" One added.

"Help?" Harry asked with growing distaste, "I don't need help!"

"Yes you do! You are lonely and need friends!" One shouted.

"You need a hug!" Another one suggested.

"Care Bear hug on three!" One yelled, "One...two...three!"

The Care Bears surrounded Harry and gave him a big, warm hug saying, "We love you!"

Harry, having been neglected, shunned and ridiculed for 10 years of his life, took this surprisingly well. He fainted.

"One down, five to go!" An evil voice laughed.

The Care Bears melted into nothingness and the room returned to 'normal'. Harry was floated out of the room on a stretcher.