*Spotlight goes on* Yeah.. Well, I guess that the last one was a bit
shorter then I expected. I'm so evil! Sorry, I couldn't think of much more
for that chapter..*pokes Goku*
Goku: What? Oh yeah! Umm.*reads off of long paper* ChibiYamiakikaisui *takes a breath* Wow. long name.
Chibi: *glare, poke*
Goku: *sweat drop* Sorry! Uh, ChibiYamiakikaisui does not own KH, SM, GW, DBZ, RK, SA..
Chibi: Ok, I think they get the gist onni-chan. Thank you! *light goes out*
Goku's Voice: Where's the curtain? Isn't it supposed to-OOF! OW! What was that for?
Chibi's voice: *whisper* Shut up! Where's Yugi and Goten? They were supposed to close the curtains!
Goten and Yugi's voices: *whisper* Woops! Sorry! *curtain closes*
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Surprises, Surprises.
Sora turned back to face Kairi. "You put her shirt on backwards?"
"No I didn't!"
Sora turned and embraced me. "You didn't do anything.wrong to her while we were away did you?"
Kairi crossed her arms. "No, of course not."
"Are you sure?"
What are you guys talking about?"
All eyes fell on me and Riku smirked. "Minor detail."
Sora let go of me ."Kairi is well." My brother seemed like he was searching for something to say.
"Kairi is gay." Riku said bluntly
"I'm not gay!"
Yeah. you are."
I said nothing. If I remembered correctly, my jaw had dropped and I was speechless.
"You know, you didn't have to say it like that." Said Sora sheepishly.
"I AM NOT GAY!"
"Yes YOU ARE!"
"I AM NOT!" She stomped her foot. "We've been through this almost a hundred thousand times already Riku Shin! Only men can be gay. Women are lesbian. I'm a lesbian."
I sat down, overwhelmed by this information. "Oh," said Riku calmly "and your brother has something else to tell you."
"Another surprise, huh?" I said to my surprise with sarcasm.
"Yes," said Kairi. "Tell her." She pushed him closer to me, making him almost trip.
"But-"
"TELL HER!" The other two yelled
"Uh.well, you see Sky."
"Your brother and I are together." Said Riku in his casually, blunt voice.
If my jaw could drop anymore, it would be on the floor. "But I thought you liked Kairi."
Kairi inched away from Sora who only glared at her. "Well I don't anymore."
"Yeah, thank God." Kairi said under her breath.
I rubbed my temples. A thought occurred to me. "How the hell did I get here? Wait. where the hell are we anyway?"
"This is the Hollow Bastion. Sora brought you here so we could turn you."
"Turn me?"
"Basically we turned you evil."
"Well, we tried to."
I raised an eyebrow. "Tried to?"
"Yeah. we had some minor difficulties." Said Kairi.
You were always neutral, so when we tried to turn you. you didn't didn't change to much."
"I see. So what are you guys? Some kind of cult?"
"This is the Hollow Bastion." Said Kairi, "You are now a heartless like the rest of us."
Chibi: Nice going guys!
Yugi: We said we were sorry!
Goten: Yeah really, you can't let it go.
Chibi: Well, what did you expect? You screwed up my perfect intro you bunch of bakas!
Goku: Your handwriting is hard to understand, Chibi.
Vegeta: Since when did you become a perfectionist anyhow?
Chibi: Good for you Goku! From now on you can write and recite the disclaimer!
Goku: But I can't write!
Everyone: *sweat drop*
Yugi: I think that was the point, Goku.
Vegeta: I was impressed that he could actually read at all, let alone read Chibi's handwriting.
*light flicker*
Chibi: Boton! Stop playing with the light!
Boton's voice from the back: I'm sorry! It's just such a pretty light! Mihoushi convinced me to do it. I'm sorry!
Chibi: Mihoushi? How the hell did she get back there?
Boton: I don't know!
Chibi:...Riiiiiiiiiiight... anyway...tell me what you think about the chapter, please! Thank you!
*Light goes out*
Chibi:..Curtain dammit!!!!!
Goten and Yugi: Ack! *curtain falls*
Goku: What? Oh yeah! Umm.*reads off of long paper* ChibiYamiakikaisui *takes a breath* Wow. long name.
Chibi: *glare, poke*
Goku: *sweat drop* Sorry! Uh, ChibiYamiakikaisui does not own KH, SM, GW, DBZ, RK, SA..
Chibi: Ok, I think they get the gist onni-chan. Thank you! *light goes out*
Goku's Voice: Where's the curtain? Isn't it supposed to-OOF! OW! What was that for?
Chibi's voice: *whisper* Shut up! Where's Yugi and Goten? They were supposed to close the curtains!
Goten and Yugi's voices: *whisper* Woops! Sorry! *curtain closes*
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Surprises, Surprises.
Sora turned back to face Kairi. "You put her shirt on backwards?"
"No I didn't!"
Sora turned and embraced me. "You didn't do anything.wrong to her while we were away did you?"
Kairi crossed her arms. "No, of course not."
"Are you sure?"
What are you guys talking about?"
All eyes fell on me and Riku smirked. "Minor detail."
Sora let go of me ."Kairi is well." My brother seemed like he was searching for something to say.
"Kairi is gay." Riku said bluntly
"I'm not gay!"
Yeah. you are."
I said nothing. If I remembered correctly, my jaw had dropped and I was speechless.
"You know, you didn't have to say it like that." Said Sora sheepishly.
"I AM NOT GAY!"
"Yes YOU ARE!"
"I AM NOT!" She stomped her foot. "We've been through this almost a hundred thousand times already Riku Shin! Only men can be gay. Women are lesbian. I'm a lesbian."
I sat down, overwhelmed by this information. "Oh," said Riku calmly "and your brother has something else to tell you."
"Another surprise, huh?" I said to my surprise with sarcasm.
"Yes," said Kairi. "Tell her." She pushed him closer to me, making him almost trip.
"But-"
"TELL HER!" The other two yelled
"Uh.well, you see Sky."
"Your brother and I are together." Said Riku in his casually, blunt voice.
If my jaw could drop anymore, it would be on the floor. "But I thought you liked Kairi."
Kairi inched away from Sora who only glared at her. "Well I don't anymore."
"Yeah, thank God." Kairi said under her breath.
I rubbed my temples. A thought occurred to me. "How the hell did I get here? Wait. where the hell are we anyway?"
"This is the Hollow Bastion. Sora brought you here so we could turn you."
"Turn me?"
"Basically we turned you evil."
"Well, we tried to."
I raised an eyebrow. "Tried to?"
"Yeah. we had some minor difficulties." Said Kairi.
You were always neutral, so when we tried to turn you. you didn't didn't change to much."
"I see. So what are you guys? Some kind of cult?"
"This is the Hollow Bastion." Said Kairi, "You are now a heartless like the rest of us."
Chibi: Nice going guys!
Yugi: We said we were sorry!
Goten: Yeah really, you can't let it go.
Chibi: Well, what did you expect? You screwed up my perfect intro you bunch of bakas!
Goku: Your handwriting is hard to understand, Chibi.
Vegeta: Since when did you become a perfectionist anyhow?
Chibi: Good for you Goku! From now on you can write and recite the disclaimer!
Goku: But I can't write!
Everyone: *sweat drop*
Yugi: I think that was the point, Goku.
Vegeta: I was impressed that he could actually read at all, let alone read Chibi's handwriting.
*light flicker*
Chibi: Boton! Stop playing with the light!
Boton's voice from the back: I'm sorry! It's just such a pretty light! Mihoushi convinced me to do it. I'm sorry!
Chibi: Mihoushi? How the hell did she get back there?
Boton: I don't know!
Chibi:...Riiiiiiiiiiight... anyway...tell me what you think about the chapter, please! Thank you!
*Light goes out*
Chibi:..Curtain dammit!!!!!
Goten and Yugi: Ack! *curtain falls*