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Chapter 11 Return of the Red Ribbon Army
Lime headed quickly towards Capsule Corps, a little too quickly for her liking, she was still nervous about Gohan's friends. She didn't want to arrive and find Vegeta and Bulma upset about the fact that she kept Gohan's plans a secret. The cloud flew over the wall and lowered so Lime could look in the window for Goten without going inside.
"Get down off that cloud right now Lime!" Lime looked down to see a highly perturbed blue haired woman staring at her, arms folded, and tapping her foot impatiently. Lime gulped, but slowly lowered the cloud and hopped off in front of Bulma. She didn't dare look the woman in the face. *Oh Kami she's going to kill me. or worse send me to Vegeta to kill me, he'll make sure to draw it out, from what Gohan's told me about him. * "I bet you're here to find Goten, right? I also bet you haven't told Chichi about Gohan's disappearing act." Lime looked at her in total shock and shook her head slowly. Bulma laughed at this. "Don't look so shocked. I know that Chichi would have been here demanding a ship, if she knew where Gohan was. So I assumed you're here to find Goten so he can protect you when you tell Chichi." Lime smiled nervously and nodded her head. "Well the boys are around somewhere I bet, but don't count on Goten for protection, he's a coward when it comes to facing his mother. or anyone now that I think of it. He's stronger than any human but is still a little wimp when it comes to facing people in anything but a good fistfight." Bulma laughed again and Lime just looked worried.
Outside the wall of CC though, Goten and Trunks were looking for a good target to practice their aim on. "Ya know Goten, this is my dad's favorite game. The first time he was teaching me how to aim good, Mr. Satan walked by. We had so much fun with that guy, but my aim wasn't good enough to kill him, dad was kinda disappointed."
"Wow, really Trunks?" Trunks nodded self-assuredly. "That's so cool. hey who's that guy hiding in the shadows?" Goten pointed to a kid in a plaid shirt and with glasses.
"Let's go find out." The two boys ran over to the man and tugged on the back of his pants, causing him to jump a mile into the air. He turned around and looked at the two boys murderously.
"What do you kids want?"
"I'd like to ask you the same thing. My mom would love to know you're hanging around outside, she works here ya know!" Trunks said angrily. Goten just nodded in clueless agreement.
"Um. can you get me in there kid. A friend of mine is inside, her name is Lime, she's a friend of Gohan's too."
"Oh, well if you know Gohan. and that other girl I guess Mom'll be ok with letting you in. Hey, do you wan to help us play a trick on Gohan when he gets back?" Trunks asked eagerly.
"Where's Gohan gone to?"
"He went into outer space to rescue Dende!" Goten chimed in.
"Really, so he'll be gone. do you boys wanna to help me play a really big trick on him?" They looked at each other and then turned back to him and nodded, wide-eyed. "Good, how would you like to rule the world." Trunks laughed.
"You'll never pull that off without some type of magical powers! The guys that defend this planet are a lot stronger than your average humans." He started laughing again.
"That's where you boys come in, you have to distract the people like Yamcha and that Krillin guy, while I do what has to be done. Can you do that?" Trunks nodded.
"But what about Mr. Piccolo?" Goten asked, nervous about the man before them and his plan for world domination.
"He and my dad were going into that Time Chamber thingy later remember Goten? They wanted to train for that evil bad guy they think is coming." Goten scratched his head in bewilderment but nodded at his friend anyway. "The others will be easy to deal with, just find a fight and they'll be there."
"Good, there's a regional tournament being held tomorrow, up north, near the old Muscle Tower. Mr. Satan's gonna be there and everything." The two boys nodded in agreement.
"What exactly are you going to do?" Trunks asked suspiciously.
"Well, I am going to do a project in school tomorrow, and the King is going to be doing a tour of the school. I plan on taking him hostage and going on TV to claim the world. I just have to find out how to deal with Videl and the police."
"We can deal with them," Trunks said smugly, "we'll meet you tomorrow after getting rid of the others. My mom has this ray gun thing that should do the trick." The teen smiled and agreed to meet the boys in front of the school at 8AM the next morning. He then turned and walked away from the boys thinking to himself. *Finally, my grandfather's death will be avenged. I will rule the world! The name of Red will be forever etched into the history books! MWHAHAHA!!!! Goku's son will watch as I kill his puny friends, Sharpner, Erasa, and Videl, Those boys will have to die though once I begin my rule, they seem like they could actually be powerful. Although not as powerful as Gohan, or should I say Saiyaman? He will do what I say unless he wants his friends to die, even the mighty son of that demon murderer Goku will do as I command. *
"Hey Goten, what do you say we rule the world ourselves?"
"But Trunks what about that guy? Isn't he gonna rule the world? How can we all rule the world together?"
"You idiot, we just let him THINK he rules the world, he can do whatever he want s tomorrow, but after we deal with the police and that Videl girl, we can take him out and rule ourselves."
"I don't know Trunks my brother will be real mad when he comes back."
"We can deal with Gohan later. Come on Goten, we can have all the candy we want, and we can stay up really late, and we can watch whatever TV shows we want to." Trunks looked at his friend pleadingly, but it was unnecessary for with the mention of unlimited food Goten was all for anything Trunks wanted to do. They continued to work out there plan of world domination, until Bulma and Lime came into view that is.
"What are you two planning?" Bulma asked, glaring at them. Trunks laughed nervously.
"Nothing mom, we're just gonna take over the world."
"Ok, Trunks, just don't hurt anyone, ok?"
"WE won't I promise. Can we borrow your ray gun to train to avoid guns?" Bulma eyed him suspiciously but nodded anyway. *They never actually do anything dangerous, although he becomes more like Vegeta everyday. * The two boys started to run into the house.
"Hey Goten we have to go." Lime said urgently.
"Aw. Bulma can't I stay here tonight?"
"NO!! I can't tell Chichi about Gohan on my own!!! She'll kill me." Goten looked at her and paled.
"Go with you to tell mom about Gohan. I don't want to die either." He ran up and started crying on Bulma's leg, "Please don't make me go Trunk's mom, please." Bulma peeled him off of her leg and held him up at eye level with her.
"Go with Lime now and make sure your mom is ok. Don't cry, she's not gonna hurt you, then you can come back and stay the night with Trunks and take over the world, ok?" Goten wiped his nose and nodded sadly. Bulma put him back on the ground and he and Lime went up to the Nimbus and got on. They both looked pale as the cloud took to the sky and sped toward the Son household. *I hope Chichi doesn't get too upset, wait what am I saying? I just hope she doesn't kill anyone because of this. *
To Goten's shock Chichi wasn't too upset with Gohan's disappearance. She did yell and scream but no physical harm was done to either of the children. Chichi did throw a few things when they told her about Gohan going off ALONE but Goten and Lime skillfully dodged each projectile that came their way. Chichi knew on some level though that Gohan had to do this to save his friend, but she couldn't see why someone else couldn't have done it for him. (AN: Sorry confusing I know, but it kind of makes sense doesn't it? I'm not being to specific cause Chichi's reaction isn't important in the long run, and as I said before her character in DBZ is way too annoying for me, I liked her better in DB.) Goten went back to CC on Nimbus and Lime made dinner for herself and Chichi, to try to get back on her good side after keeping Gohan's secret.
The next morning Lime happily headed off to school, Chichi had actually cheered up when Lime told her she was enrolled in Gohan's school and would keep her updated on any "prospects" for him. She spent the day trying to get to know Videl and the others better; that is until history class came.
"The next two projects are going to be presented today in class, and we have a special guest in our audience, the King of the World himself!" Mr. Sumisu announced and motioned to the back of the room. Every student turned their head and clapped energetically. *I wish they would show me that much enthusiasm. * Mr. Sumisu thought before continuing on with the class. "Would the group doing the report on the Red Ribbon Army please come forward?" A group of four students walked down to the front, three extremely nervous, and one overly smug.
The smug one started the project off, "Hello everyone, this is on the Red Ribbon Army, the most feared group to ever try and rule the face of the Earth. They were after these seven mystical objects known as Dragon Balls." Lime turned and stared at the boy in utter and complete shock. *How does he know about the Dragon Balls? * "They would have succeeded too, were it not for a certain young boy by the name of Goku. I now want you all to be the first to witness the rebirth of the Red Ribbon Army!" The boy pulled out an odd shaped gun and pointed it at the King. "Long live the new ruler of this world, Red!" The boy fired a shot out the window of the school signaling for reinforcements.
In a movement faster than anyone in the room could see, all the men protecting the King were on the floor unconscious. Videl leapt forward to take the gun but was stopped in her tracks. "Well, well our city's mightiest hero stopped by a simple weapon such as this. If only the Great Saiyaman was here, but wait. he's on another planet right now. But when he gets back he'll do exactly what I tell him to, he won't me to hurt his friends now would he?" He was standing only inches from Videl now, sneering at her as he spoke, and delighted beyond belief that she could do nothing to force him away.
"Saiyaman is not my friend you jerk." He just laughed.
"Ah the things I could tell you, but that will have to wait, all of you into the gym. I want to announce my rule to the whole world. You two, grab the King and Videl and follow me. MOVE IT ALL OF YOU!! And don't try anything funny or I'll be forced to kill someone." Two small figures moved through the crowd. One, dressed in black, grabbed Videl's petrified form and lifted her up with ease. The other, dressed all in white went up and took the King's hand. (AN: They, of course, are going to hide their faces, Videl and Lime know who they are so they are wearing ninja uniforms k?)
"This I'll be fun, can I have candy now?" The white clad figure asked the King, his eyes shinning in anticipation. The King just stared and blinked at him in disbelief as he was led out of the room and into the gymnasium. The students and Mr. Sumisu nervously made their way to the gym and sat in the chairs that had been set up for the King's press conference. The reporters, who were there early, setting up their equipment, watched the entering group of student with suspicion and confusion. When a boy with a weird gun entered though they sprung into action.
"What's going on? Who are you?" They went up and held their microphones in his face; the two figures however moved unseen up to the podium with their prisoners.
"Get away or I'll blast you all!" he screamed, "Just sit down and turn those cameras on, I have an announcement to make." Videl was still struggling to move against the invisible force that held her in place, while the King continued to look at the figure holding his had, rattling on and on about all the different types of candy that he loved to eat.
Within minutes the TV cameras were turned on and pointed at the boy with the strange gun. The two small figures stood on either side of him, like bodyguards often do. The King, who had been tied by the black clad figure, and Videl, still unable to move, were strategically positioned behind the boy so that they would be in view of the camera.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the world," the boy started grandiosely, "Today is a day to rejoice. Behind me stand two figures you all recognize, Satan Videl, daughter of the great Hercule, and your dear King of the Earth, both of whom are now my prisoners." Videl glared at him as she continued to struggle to free herself. "I would like to announce to you all that I am the new ruler of this planet. Many years ago, my grandfather, the great Commander Red attempted to rule this world, he failed due to an unforeseen obstacle, but I will not make the same mistake as my ancestor. Where he failed I have succeeded, the Red Ribbon Army now controls this world!" The two small figures looked at each other in shock, *We just helped a guy from the Red Ribbon Army. If Gohan ever finds out about this. *
The two boys slowly slid off the stage and, once out of the sight of the crowd took of their masks. "Trunks." Goten whined, "Gohan's gonna kill us for this one! That guy is from the Red Ribbon Army, Gohan hates them more than anything, even more than me going through his stuff!"
"Calm down Goten he's never gonna know about any of this, now put you mask back on and we'll take over from here. We just have to get rid of those stupid cameras first."
"But how do we do that without them seeing us Trunks?"
"Leave it to me, Dad showed me how, he hates it when they try to make him be in press releases, so he just blows up all the cameras in the house sometimes. It's loads of fun, watch." Trunks raised his hand, palm facing the captive audience in front of the stage.
"Anyone who tries to stop me will be defeated just as easily as Videl was, I have ultimate power! I am unbeatable! MWHAHAHAHA!!! Now I will return to King's Palace and await the one whom is responsible for my grandfather's defeat, if he does not arrive then people will die, city by city, everything will be destroyed! MWHAH." There was a sudden explosion and all the cameras in the gym exploded. The man who called himself Red looked around in shock, "WHO RUINED MY PRESS CONFERENCE! IF YOU DON'T SHOW YOURSELF NOW I'LL DESTROY EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM!!!!" He bellowed at the top of his lungs, into the microphone too. The noise caused made everyone in the room cover their ears, but also caused moans of agony to be echoed around the gym. Red turned to see the two figures dressed as ninjas, on the floor holding their ears and screaming bloody murder, right next to the largest speaker in the gym.
Suddenly everything began to shake violently, and said speaker flew across the gym in a flash of golden light. Red and the others near him were forced to cover their eyes due to the intense light and were even knocked to the ground by the aftershock. Not a good thing for Videl who was now face down on the floor, still unable to move a muscle. Then, just as suddenly as it began everything stopped, the light, the wind, and the breathing abilities of every single person in the gymnasium. The two figure, who had stopped whimpering in all the commotion, slowly got to their feet and walked over to Red.
"Actually. we did that. How are you gonna stop us?" Red looked at them shocked for only a moment before putting his strange gun at them.
"This is how boys!"
"Are you stupid or something? First of my mom used me to test how strong that thing is. I know how to break it so you, you probably couldn't even hit us anyway." Red looked at the figure in black and fired the gun, almost point blank at him. The boy was not hit, however, even though none of the people in the room saw him move an inch. "See what I mean. Plus you never told us you had anything to do with the Red Ribbon Army; we'll get in even bigger trouble if my dad and his brother find us here. My dad may have laughed it off before but because it was them who made those androids, dad'll kill me too." He took the weapon out of Red's hand and tossed it to the figure in white. Red could do nothing but stare at the two boys in shock.
"But. but I thought you wanted to help me take over the world?"
"No. not really. Why would we help you if we can do it ourselves?" he smirked at Red and kicked him off the stage, Red landed unceremoniously on the ground below and now everyone stared at the two small figures. The one in black slowly began to float and hovered on level with the microphone on the stage. The figure in white, meanwhile, had put the weapon down and was helping Videl to stand back up, still in her paralyzed state. "Now we are the ones in charge, and unless you give us everything we want we'll kill you all. And I have no problem with using you all as target practice, moving targets are best anyway." Some members of the crowd began to cry loudly at the young boy's menacing statement.
"And what we want is." The figure in white added, "Is candy!!" The crying stopped and every jaw dropped to the ground. The other boy rolled his eyes and turned back to the crowd. "Umm. candy is good, but we also want other stuff like a castle of our own! Yeah we're the Dastardly Duo of Death and Destruction and we're in charge!"
AN: That name for them really sucks, but people insisted I update, so if ya got an idea for a better name I'll happily use it. Yeah I know I took a long time with this one but I really can't spend all my time writing! Review the story RIGHT NOW!
Chapter 11 Return of the Red Ribbon Army
Lime headed quickly towards Capsule Corps, a little too quickly for her liking, she was still nervous about Gohan's friends. She didn't want to arrive and find Vegeta and Bulma upset about the fact that she kept Gohan's plans a secret. The cloud flew over the wall and lowered so Lime could look in the window for Goten without going inside.
"Get down off that cloud right now Lime!" Lime looked down to see a highly perturbed blue haired woman staring at her, arms folded, and tapping her foot impatiently. Lime gulped, but slowly lowered the cloud and hopped off in front of Bulma. She didn't dare look the woman in the face. *Oh Kami she's going to kill me. or worse send me to Vegeta to kill me, he'll make sure to draw it out, from what Gohan's told me about him. * "I bet you're here to find Goten, right? I also bet you haven't told Chichi about Gohan's disappearing act." Lime looked at her in total shock and shook her head slowly. Bulma laughed at this. "Don't look so shocked. I know that Chichi would have been here demanding a ship, if she knew where Gohan was. So I assumed you're here to find Goten so he can protect you when you tell Chichi." Lime smiled nervously and nodded her head. "Well the boys are around somewhere I bet, but don't count on Goten for protection, he's a coward when it comes to facing his mother. or anyone now that I think of it. He's stronger than any human but is still a little wimp when it comes to facing people in anything but a good fistfight." Bulma laughed again and Lime just looked worried.
Outside the wall of CC though, Goten and Trunks were looking for a good target to practice their aim on. "Ya know Goten, this is my dad's favorite game. The first time he was teaching me how to aim good, Mr. Satan walked by. We had so much fun with that guy, but my aim wasn't good enough to kill him, dad was kinda disappointed."
"Wow, really Trunks?" Trunks nodded self-assuredly. "That's so cool. hey who's that guy hiding in the shadows?" Goten pointed to a kid in a plaid shirt and with glasses.
"Let's go find out." The two boys ran over to the man and tugged on the back of his pants, causing him to jump a mile into the air. He turned around and looked at the two boys murderously.
"What do you kids want?"
"I'd like to ask you the same thing. My mom would love to know you're hanging around outside, she works here ya know!" Trunks said angrily. Goten just nodded in clueless agreement.
"Um. can you get me in there kid. A friend of mine is inside, her name is Lime, she's a friend of Gohan's too."
"Oh, well if you know Gohan. and that other girl I guess Mom'll be ok with letting you in. Hey, do you wan to help us play a trick on Gohan when he gets back?" Trunks asked eagerly.
"Where's Gohan gone to?"
"He went into outer space to rescue Dende!" Goten chimed in.
"Really, so he'll be gone. do you boys wanna to help me play a really big trick on him?" They looked at each other and then turned back to him and nodded, wide-eyed. "Good, how would you like to rule the world." Trunks laughed.
"You'll never pull that off without some type of magical powers! The guys that defend this planet are a lot stronger than your average humans." He started laughing again.
"That's where you boys come in, you have to distract the people like Yamcha and that Krillin guy, while I do what has to be done. Can you do that?" Trunks nodded.
"But what about Mr. Piccolo?" Goten asked, nervous about the man before them and his plan for world domination.
"He and my dad were going into that Time Chamber thingy later remember Goten? They wanted to train for that evil bad guy they think is coming." Goten scratched his head in bewilderment but nodded at his friend anyway. "The others will be easy to deal with, just find a fight and they'll be there."
"Good, there's a regional tournament being held tomorrow, up north, near the old Muscle Tower. Mr. Satan's gonna be there and everything." The two boys nodded in agreement.
"What exactly are you going to do?" Trunks asked suspiciously.
"Well, I am going to do a project in school tomorrow, and the King is going to be doing a tour of the school. I plan on taking him hostage and going on TV to claim the world. I just have to find out how to deal with Videl and the police."
"We can deal with them," Trunks said smugly, "we'll meet you tomorrow after getting rid of the others. My mom has this ray gun thing that should do the trick." The teen smiled and agreed to meet the boys in front of the school at 8AM the next morning. He then turned and walked away from the boys thinking to himself. *Finally, my grandfather's death will be avenged. I will rule the world! The name of Red will be forever etched into the history books! MWHAHAHA!!!! Goku's son will watch as I kill his puny friends, Sharpner, Erasa, and Videl, Those boys will have to die though once I begin my rule, they seem like they could actually be powerful. Although not as powerful as Gohan, or should I say Saiyaman? He will do what I say unless he wants his friends to die, even the mighty son of that demon murderer Goku will do as I command. *
"Hey Goten, what do you say we rule the world ourselves?"
"But Trunks what about that guy? Isn't he gonna rule the world? How can we all rule the world together?"
"You idiot, we just let him THINK he rules the world, he can do whatever he want s tomorrow, but after we deal with the police and that Videl girl, we can take him out and rule ourselves."
"I don't know Trunks my brother will be real mad when he comes back."
"We can deal with Gohan later. Come on Goten, we can have all the candy we want, and we can stay up really late, and we can watch whatever TV shows we want to." Trunks looked at his friend pleadingly, but it was unnecessary for with the mention of unlimited food Goten was all for anything Trunks wanted to do. They continued to work out there plan of world domination, until Bulma and Lime came into view that is.
"What are you two planning?" Bulma asked, glaring at them. Trunks laughed nervously.
"Nothing mom, we're just gonna take over the world."
"Ok, Trunks, just don't hurt anyone, ok?"
"WE won't I promise. Can we borrow your ray gun to train to avoid guns?" Bulma eyed him suspiciously but nodded anyway. *They never actually do anything dangerous, although he becomes more like Vegeta everyday. * The two boys started to run into the house.
"Hey Goten we have to go." Lime said urgently.
"Aw. Bulma can't I stay here tonight?"
"NO!! I can't tell Chichi about Gohan on my own!!! She'll kill me." Goten looked at her and paled.
"Go with you to tell mom about Gohan. I don't want to die either." He ran up and started crying on Bulma's leg, "Please don't make me go Trunk's mom, please." Bulma peeled him off of her leg and held him up at eye level with her.
"Go with Lime now and make sure your mom is ok. Don't cry, she's not gonna hurt you, then you can come back and stay the night with Trunks and take over the world, ok?" Goten wiped his nose and nodded sadly. Bulma put him back on the ground and he and Lime went up to the Nimbus and got on. They both looked pale as the cloud took to the sky and sped toward the Son household. *I hope Chichi doesn't get too upset, wait what am I saying? I just hope she doesn't kill anyone because of this. *
To Goten's shock Chichi wasn't too upset with Gohan's disappearance. She did yell and scream but no physical harm was done to either of the children. Chichi did throw a few things when they told her about Gohan going off ALONE but Goten and Lime skillfully dodged each projectile that came their way. Chichi knew on some level though that Gohan had to do this to save his friend, but she couldn't see why someone else couldn't have done it for him. (AN: Sorry confusing I know, but it kind of makes sense doesn't it? I'm not being to specific cause Chichi's reaction isn't important in the long run, and as I said before her character in DBZ is way too annoying for me, I liked her better in DB.) Goten went back to CC on Nimbus and Lime made dinner for herself and Chichi, to try to get back on her good side after keeping Gohan's secret.
The next morning Lime happily headed off to school, Chichi had actually cheered up when Lime told her she was enrolled in Gohan's school and would keep her updated on any "prospects" for him. She spent the day trying to get to know Videl and the others better; that is until history class came.
"The next two projects are going to be presented today in class, and we have a special guest in our audience, the King of the World himself!" Mr. Sumisu announced and motioned to the back of the room. Every student turned their head and clapped energetically. *I wish they would show me that much enthusiasm. * Mr. Sumisu thought before continuing on with the class. "Would the group doing the report on the Red Ribbon Army please come forward?" A group of four students walked down to the front, three extremely nervous, and one overly smug.
The smug one started the project off, "Hello everyone, this is on the Red Ribbon Army, the most feared group to ever try and rule the face of the Earth. They were after these seven mystical objects known as Dragon Balls." Lime turned and stared at the boy in utter and complete shock. *How does he know about the Dragon Balls? * "They would have succeeded too, were it not for a certain young boy by the name of Goku. I now want you all to be the first to witness the rebirth of the Red Ribbon Army!" The boy pulled out an odd shaped gun and pointed it at the King. "Long live the new ruler of this world, Red!" The boy fired a shot out the window of the school signaling for reinforcements.
In a movement faster than anyone in the room could see, all the men protecting the King were on the floor unconscious. Videl leapt forward to take the gun but was stopped in her tracks. "Well, well our city's mightiest hero stopped by a simple weapon such as this. If only the Great Saiyaman was here, but wait. he's on another planet right now. But when he gets back he'll do exactly what I tell him to, he won't me to hurt his friends now would he?" He was standing only inches from Videl now, sneering at her as he spoke, and delighted beyond belief that she could do nothing to force him away.
"Saiyaman is not my friend you jerk." He just laughed.
"Ah the things I could tell you, but that will have to wait, all of you into the gym. I want to announce my rule to the whole world. You two, grab the King and Videl and follow me. MOVE IT ALL OF YOU!! And don't try anything funny or I'll be forced to kill someone." Two small figures moved through the crowd. One, dressed in black, grabbed Videl's petrified form and lifted her up with ease. The other, dressed all in white went up and took the King's hand. (AN: They, of course, are going to hide their faces, Videl and Lime know who they are so they are wearing ninja uniforms k?)
"This I'll be fun, can I have candy now?" The white clad figure asked the King, his eyes shinning in anticipation. The King just stared and blinked at him in disbelief as he was led out of the room and into the gymnasium. The students and Mr. Sumisu nervously made their way to the gym and sat in the chairs that had been set up for the King's press conference. The reporters, who were there early, setting up their equipment, watched the entering group of student with suspicion and confusion. When a boy with a weird gun entered though they sprung into action.
"What's going on? Who are you?" They went up and held their microphones in his face; the two figures however moved unseen up to the podium with their prisoners.
"Get away or I'll blast you all!" he screamed, "Just sit down and turn those cameras on, I have an announcement to make." Videl was still struggling to move against the invisible force that held her in place, while the King continued to look at the figure holding his had, rattling on and on about all the different types of candy that he loved to eat.
Within minutes the TV cameras were turned on and pointed at the boy with the strange gun. The two small figures stood on either side of him, like bodyguards often do. The King, who had been tied by the black clad figure, and Videl, still unable to move, were strategically positioned behind the boy so that they would be in view of the camera.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the world," the boy started grandiosely, "Today is a day to rejoice. Behind me stand two figures you all recognize, Satan Videl, daughter of the great Hercule, and your dear King of the Earth, both of whom are now my prisoners." Videl glared at him as she continued to struggle to free herself. "I would like to announce to you all that I am the new ruler of this planet. Many years ago, my grandfather, the great Commander Red attempted to rule this world, he failed due to an unforeseen obstacle, but I will not make the same mistake as my ancestor. Where he failed I have succeeded, the Red Ribbon Army now controls this world!" The two small figures looked at each other in shock, *We just helped a guy from the Red Ribbon Army. If Gohan ever finds out about this. *
The two boys slowly slid off the stage and, once out of the sight of the crowd took of their masks. "Trunks." Goten whined, "Gohan's gonna kill us for this one! That guy is from the Red Ribbon Army, Gohan hates them more than anything, even more than me going through his stuff!"
"Calm down Goten he's never gonna know about any of this, now put you mask back on and we'll take over from here. We just have to get rid of those stupid cameras first."
"But how do we do that without them seeing us Trunks?"
"Leave it to me, Dad showed me how, he hates it when they try to make him be in press releases, so he just blows up all the cameras in the house sometimes. It's loads of fun, watch." Trunks raised his hand, palm facing the captive audience in front of the stage.
"Anyone who tries to stop me will be defeated just as easily as Videl was, I have ultimate power! I am unbeatable! MWHAHAHAHA!!! Now I will return to King's Palace and await the one whom is responsible for my grandfather's defeat, if he does not arrive then people will die, city by city, everything will be destroyed! MWHAH." There was a sudden explosion and all the cameras in the gym exploded. The man who called himself Red looked around in shock, "WHO RUINED MY PRESS CONFERENCE! IF YOU DON'T SHOW YOURSELF NOW I'LL DESTROY EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM!!!!" He bellowed at the top of his lungs, into the microphone too. The noise caused made everyone in the room cover their ears, but also caused moans of agony to be echoed around the gym. Red turned to see the two figures dressed as ninjas, on the floor holding their ears and screaming bloody murder, right next to the largest speaker in the gym.
Suddenly everything began to shake violently, and said speaker flew across the gym in a flash of golden light. Red and the others near him were forced to cover their eyes due to the intense light and were even knocked to the ground by the aftershock. Not a good thing for Videl who was now face down on the floor, still unable to move a muscle. Then, just as suddenly as it began everything stopped, the light, the wind, and the breathing abilities of every single person in the gymnasium. The two figure, who had stopped whimpering in all the commotion, slowly got to their feet and walked over to Red.
"Actually. we did that. How are you gonna stop us?" Red looked at them shocked for only a moment before putting his strange gun at them.
"This is how boys!"
"Are you stupid or something? First of my mom used me to test how strong that thing is. I know how to break it so you, you probably couldn't even hit us anyway." Red looked at the figure in black and fired the gun, almost point blank at him. The boy was not hit, however, even though none of the people in the room saw him move an inch. "See what I mean. Plus you never told us you had anything to do with the Red Ribbon Army; we'll get in even bigger trouble if my dad and his brother find us here. My dad may have laughed it off before but because it was them who made those androids, dad'll kill me too." He took the weapon out of Red's hand and tossed it to the figure in white. Red could do nothing but stare at the two boys in shock.
"But. but I thought you wanted to help me take over the world?"
"No. not really. Why would we help you if we can do it ourselves?" he smirked at Red and kicked him off the stage, Red landed unceremoniously on the ground below and now everyone stared at the two small figures. The one in black slowly began to float and hovered on level with the microphone on the stage. The figure in white, meanwhile, had put the weapon down and was helping Videl to stand back up, still in her paralyzed state. "Now we are the ones in charge, and unless you give us everything we want we'll kill you all. And I have no problem with using you all as target practice, moving targets are best anyway." Some members of the crowd began to cry loudly at the young boy's menacing statement.
"And what we want is." The figure in white added, "Is candy!!" The crying stopped and every jaw dropped to the ground. The other boy rolled his eyes and turned back to the crowd. "Umm. candy is good, but we also want other stuff like a castle of our own! Yeah we're the Dastardly Duo of Death and Destruction and we're in charge!"
AN: That name for them really sucks, but people insisted I update, so if ya got an idea for a better name I'll happily use it. Yeah I know I took a long time with this one but I really can't spend all my time writing! Review the story RIGHT NOW!