Chapter Two -
Okay now that was pretty strange but lets move on shall we? Follow me boys, I know where the Ravenclaw entrance is.
**Thump Thump**
What was that? It came from over there in that closet. We all creep up slowly following the sounds of banging. Then we heard muffled voices.
I slowly opened the door and to my horror spotted Dumbledore in blue boxers with white stars and a white singlet.
As if that wasn't bad enough, I saw Professor McGonagall in his arms in a pink satin nightie.
"Ewww eww ewwww ewww eww ew ewww!!" I screamed.
"Zach! What are you doing here?! Turn that camera off," McGonagall begged.
Dumbledore seemed confused and dazed asking what all these bright lights were and looked shocked to realise McGonagall wasn't wearing shoes.
"McGonagall your not wearing shoes!"
Answers McGonagall, "What does that matter? Your not wearing pants."
"I thought it was a bit chilly in here," Dumbledore replies.
"This interview is over! I'll meet you in my office later on tonight!" McGonagall ordered.
I wouldn't quite count that as an interview so I'm not gonna tick her off yet. Just then I spotted Oliver Wood, the beloved quidditch captain.
"Oh Oliver!" I shouted. "Do you have a second? I'd like a word."
"No cant talk, never can talk, no time for talking, I've got quidditch practice."
"God your a loser Oliver, can't you give it a break already, you need a woman!" I suggest.
"What are you doing up so early anyway Oliver?" I ask.
"I have quidditch practice, always quidditch practice, love quidditch practice!"
"Are you aware, your the only one here?" I point out.
"No I'm not! Look at all my friends! Come here Billy, don't be shy. Billys a new part of my team. Your gonna win us the cup aren't you Billy...Billy? Biiilllly? Answer me Billy!"
"You know Billy's not a real boy." I say trying not to hurt Olivers feelings.
"Yes he is, here Billy sit on my shoulders. Oh, you've put on weight Billy. Good boy we'll squash the opponent."
Just then, Oliver notices one of the Hufflepuff girls skipping down the entrance stairs, singing to herself.
"I'm yellow da ba dee, da ba die, da ba dee, da ba die!" She sings.
Oliver then runs up to her, urging his invisible friends along.
"Come on guys, she can be a new player for us! Hi little girl, would you like to play with my broomstick? So anyway would you like me to ride you? I mean you ride it? Shut-up Billy! Its not funny!" he whispers to himself.
Just then, Hogwarts phyciatrist comes out with a white straight-jacket.
"Billy run!! Take the others!!" he screams as the man puts the coat on him.
"Nooooooooo!!!!!!"
As this was happening out comes Draco with two powerpuff girl dolls held above his head.
"I have saved Townsville from Mojo jojo." He says shaking one of the dolls about.
"You always take all of the glory Buttercup...No I don't" He says changing his voice slighty.
Then he starts bashing the two Powerpuff girls together.
The phyciatrist looks over and raises one eyebrow.
"I'll be back for you later," he says to Draco shaking his head.
I know this may sound strange to you guys but this is a regular thing for hogwarts.
"Let me see" I say to myself, pulling out the parchment, "Thats Oliver Wood."
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Okay now that was pretty strange but lets move on shall we? Follow me boys, I know where the Ravenclaw entrance is.
**Thump Thump**
What was that? It came from over there in that closet. We all creep up slowly following the sounds of banging. Then we heard muffled voices.
I slowly opened the door and to my horror spotted Dumbledore in blue boxers with white stars and a white singlet.
As if that wasn't bad enough, I saw Professor McGonagall in his arms in a pink satin nightie.
"Ewww eww ewwww ewww eww ew ewww!!" I screamed.
"Zach! What are you doing here?! Turn that camera off," McGonagall begged.
Dumbledore seemed confused and dazed asking what all these bright lights were and looked shocked to realise McGonagall wasn't wearing shoes.
"McGonagall your not wearing shoes!"
Answers McGonagall, "What does that matter? Your not wearing pants."
"I thought it was a bit chilly in here," Dumbledore replies.
"This interview is over! I'll meet you in my office later on tonight!" McGonagall ordered.
I wouldn't quite count that as an interview so I'm not gonna tick her off yet. Just then I spotted Oliver Wood, the beloved quidditch captain.
"Oh Oliver!" I shouted. "Do you have a second? I'd like a word."
"No cant talk, never can talk, no time for talking, I've got quidditch practice."
"God your a loser Oliver, can't you give it a break already, you need a woman!" I suggest.
"What are you doing up so early anyway Oliver?" I ask.
"I have quidditch practice, always quidditch practice, love quidditch practice!"
"Are you aware, your the only one here?" I point out.
"No I'm not! Look at all my friends! Come here Billy, don't be shy. Billys a new part of my team. Your gonna win us the cup aren't you Billy...Billy? Biiilllly? Answer me Billy!"
"You know Billy's not a real boy." I say trying not to hurt Olivers feelings.
"Yes he is, here Billy sit on my shoulders. Oh, you've put on weight Billy. Good boy we'll squash the opponent."
Just then, Oliver notices one of the Hufflepuff girls skipping down the entrance stairs, singing to herself.
"I'm yellow da ba dee, da ba die, da ba dee, da ba die!" She sings.
Oliver then runs up to her, urging his invisible friends along.
"Come on guys, she can be a new player for us! Hi little girl, would you like to play with my broomstick? So anyway would you like me to ride you? I mean you ride it? Shut-up Billy! Its not funny!" he whispers to himself.
Just then, Hogwarts phyciatrist comes out with a white straight-jacket.
"Billy run!! Take the others!!" he screams as the man puts the coat on him.
"Nooooooooo!!!!!!"
As this was happening out comes Draco with two powerpuff girl dolls held above his head.
"I have saved Townsville from Mojo jojo." He says shaking one of the dolls about.
"You always take all of the glory Buttercup...No I don't" He says changing his voice slighty.
Then he starts bashing the two Powerpuff girls together.
The phyciatrist looks over and raises one eyebrow.
"I'll be back for you later," he says to Draco shaking his head.
I know this may sound strange to you guys but this is a regular thing for hogwarts.
"Let me see" I say to myself, pulling out the parchment, "Thats Oliver Wood."
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