Kenshin shall return 2!!

Serge: "Right.everyone here?"

Characters: they mumble amongst themselves.

Frell: "Good!! Sessy-poo? Are you almost done with Kuwabara?"

Sesshomaru: He wraps Kuwabara tightly in toilet paper. "Finished."

Kuwabara: he is unable to speak through the mass amount of toilet paper he is wrapped in. "Mmmmf!"

Frell: Wow!! He'll make a great Shishio, sweetie!

Sesshomaru: "Whatever, I'm out of here."

Kenny: "Mmmf?"

Kuwabara: "Mmf."

Serge: "All wrapped? Good. You won't be appearing in this episode."

Kuwabara: "MMF!"

Frell: "Now where is our camera man? KOGA!!!

Koga: He yawns, opening his eyes and lifting his face off of the camera. "Eh?"

Serge: "We're rolling in 3; 2; 1"

Kenny: "Mmf! Mmmffff, Mf Mf mf mmmfff mfff mff mfffmfff!!"

Jaken: He bounds up, black wig flying out behind him. He grabs the sword in Kenny's hand. "This sword is reversed!"

Kenny: "Mmmmf!"

Jaken: He whacks Kenny repeatedly with the sword. "YOU IDIOT!! CAN'T YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TOP AND BOTTOM?!"

Kenny: He falls over unconscious.

Sesshomaru: "CUUUUT!!"

Jaken: "Did I hit him too hard, Lord Sesshomaru?"

Sesshomaru: "In the eternal words of Colin Mochrie: YA'LL'RE CRAP!"

Frell: blinks, pinching Sesshomaru's ear softly. "Honey? You aren't the director; you're the make-up artist. You can't cut. But you can call my actors crap if you want!"

Sesshomaru: "Right." He walks to random actors, pointing in their faces and screaming. He points to Ryo-Ohki. "CRAP!" He points to Jaken. "CRAP!" He points to Kuwabara. "CRAP!" He finally reaches Hiei. "Dinner? At 8?"

Hiei: "I'm in character right now; so the answer is: Sorry, but I'm sleeping with Lord Shishio tonight."

Sesshomaru: "Well, Frell, I'm done. You may continue. And, by the way, Hiei, I knew it all along."

Frell: "Alrighty! Now, Jaken; Let's try to hit Kenny a little softer."

Kenny: He cowers in the corner. "M-M-M-Mmmf!"

Serge: He stares at Sesshomaru and Hiei with disgust, then he turns to look at Kenny. "God; first day on the set and our main actor is afraid of a munchkin wielding a sword! WEAKLING!"

Kenny: "Mm-Mmmf!"

Frell: "I-I guess we'll need a replacement. Any takers?"

Studio: silent.

Inuyasha: Approaches Frell from behind. "I'll do it."

Frell: turns. "Eh? Oh! All right! Thanks Inu!"

Inuyasha: "No problem, I memorized the script last night. It's pretty simple."

Frell: "Thankies!"

Serge: gives Inuyasha a look of gathering hatred. "So, we meet again, Inuyasha."

Inuyasha: Growls at him lowly. "Yes, it appears we have, Suger."

Serge: he attacks Inuyasha. "NEVER CALL ME THAT!"

Frell: "DOG FIGHT!!" Sesshomaru: sighs "Little brothers; how immature."

Serge: pulls Inuyasha's ears angrily. "HOWL, DOG! HOWL!!"

Inuyasha: howls before grabbing Serge's hair and yanking it repeatedly. "AWW, GO CALL YOUR MOTHER, SUGER!"

Frell: "This is staring to get annoying, anybody else feel like playing the part?"

Serge and Inuyasha: still grappling and ripping at each other.

Serge: "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, PUPPY? HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!?"

Frell: "SAVE IT, SUGER!"

Serge: "YOU BETTER RUN, KID!! YOUR B-

Frell: twitches at the curse

Serge: "--CH IS CALLING!"

Serge and Inuyasha: both howling and bloody by this point.

Tsora: "I'll play it!"

Frell: "Eh-heh, no sorry! You don't have that feel about you!"

Tsora: "Oh?" He smiles in that creepy way. "You're mean!"

Frell: "Eh-hah. R-right."