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A/N: Okay, I gotta put this aside first. The guys here aren't in their corresponding ages; they've all been turned into kids.
SLAM! Goku was sent hurtling against the trash bin. "You're gonna pay for that, Kougaiji!" he said, "Let's see you relish the thought of bathing in garbage!" A nearby crack on the wall shone and weevils poured out and crawled towards him. "Let's see you try."
BOOM! BOOM! Twin explosions erupted as Hakkai's water balloon and Yaone's flour bombs were sent whizzing to their targets and missed. And where did they land? Well, both misjudged the distance and fell short in the middle just as Sanzo was running towards Kougaiji. Try making something with a pale color even paler, and soggy. It wasn't a pretty sight. "Sorry, Sanzo!" Hakkai hollered apologetically (In K. Bosatsu's mansion, the enthusiastic aunt laughs at her nephew's, er, renewed façade). Sanzo, with a toothy frown fixed on his face, wiped away the flour-and-water mixture, took out his pellet gun and squirted out more paste that got inside. Then, he swiped a water balloon from Hakkai and poured its contents over him, and walked away, muttering, "For some reason I wish this particular fight would stop!"
CLANG! Tiny sparks ensued as the metal yo-yos of Gojyo and Dokugakuji clashed against each other. "Heh, to think you're the son of the aunt of my little brother's cousin!" Gojyo said. Doku stopped and scratched his head and said, "Or was it the brother of my mother's sister's son's cousin?" Sanzo, already in a bad mood from his "bath", overheard their new argument and shouted irritatingly, "Oh, for the love of crap, Gojyo, you're just making a roundabout way of saying brother!" Gojyo hissed, "Can't you see we're in the middle of a fight here?" Sanzo drew his pistol and said, "Can't you see your life flashing by you? Because if you don't stop irritating me and settle this fight, you soon will be." Gojyo decides it would be very healthy for him to obey.
Finally, after weaving through fights, Sanzo manages to reach Kougaiji, who just summoned a horde of weevils to attack Goku. He crept up to him and was about to point the gun to his head when Kou disappeared. "Where the heck did he go?" Sanzo said, seething. Suddenly, Kou's fist appeared out of nowhere.
Back to Ni and Fan. Ni was watching the guard who was monitoring the cameras placed all over the jailhouse. Ni secretly put some tranquilizer medications into the coffee and in minutes, the guy was sleeping like a baby. Fan shoved the snoring guard from the easy chair and began tampering with the monitors. A few quick adjustments and she could see the building, floor and cell where Mr. Gyumao was incarcerated, every inch of it. Then, they immediately headed for the cell.
They silently crept to the place. Not even Ni was throwing gibes at Fan. Then, Fan stepped on a part of the concrete floor that creaked. A creaking concrete floor? "Ni, hand me any lever there," she said. "Yes, my dear," he said. Ah well, she knew the silence was too good to be true. She searched the floor until she found a thin, square cleave around the creaking part of the floor. She used the lever to pry it open, and it turned out to be a secret door to, well, a secret underground tunnel.
"Duh, what're you doin' der?" a very dumb sounding voice said. The two looked up and saw that Gyumao's cell was adjacent to their location. "Erm, Mr. Gyumao, sir!" Fan mumbled surprised that they didn't even know they were already there. "Hmm, Fan, maybe we could do the job now after all!" Ni said. So, after picking the cell lock, they had Gyumao out of there and started to go down the tunnel. But not before making sure that the trap door was secure.
Creeping through the strangely ventilated tunnel, they were already going a long way when Gyumao said, "Duh, where're we goin'?" Fan said, "Why, Mr. Gyumao, we're going away! As soon as we're outside, you're a free man." Then, she stopped short, and slapped her forehead. How dumb! They didn't even ask themselves where this tunnel ends! Ah, well, they'll find out soon enough.
Goku can't believe his eyes. Sure, he may be quite, erm, intellectually challenged (Sorry, Goku lovers), but this is way, way, way overboard. Kou just grabbed Sanzo by the school uniform collar and twirled him around like some kind of dumbbell! Gojyo and Doku were fighting, not with their yo-yos, but were arguing instead on what kind of relative they were! Hakkai and Yaone were just tossing one water balloon to each other as if playing catch to see which one will drop if first, and Ririn, wait one minute, where's Ririn?
"Gooooookuuuuu! Goku, Goku, Goku, Goku!" Ririn shouted, running down the wall and after him. He was anchoring himself to the Licorice Stick, bracing for impact, when suddenly Ririn caught him in a bear hug. "Kou says we're enemies but no! I don't believe it! I liiiikeee you!" "Ahh!" Goku said, tugging himself away from this crazy girl. "Hey, come back you mischievous saru!" she squealed in delight, running after him. She manages to grab his foot, as he squirms like mad. Somehow, everything doesn't make sense. "What in the name of my favorite dumpling store is happening here?" he yelled.
A/N: Okay, I gotta put this aside first. The guys here aren't in their corresponding ages; they've all been turned into kids.
SLAM! Goku was sent hurtling against the trash bin. "You're gonna pay for that, Kougaiji!" he said, "Let's see you relish the thought of bathing in garbage!" A nearby crack on the wall shone and weevils poured out and crawled towards him. "Let's see you try."
BOOM! BOOM! Twin explosions erupted as Hakkai's water balloon and Yaone's flour bombs were sent whizzing to their targets and missed. And where did they land? Well, both misjudged the distance and fell short in the middle just as Sanzo was running towards Kougaiji. Try making something with a pale color even paler, and soggy. It wasn't a pretty sight. "Sorry, Sanzo!" Hakkai hollered apologetically (In K. Bosatsu's mansion, the enthusiastic aunt laughs at her nephew's, er, renewed façade). Sanzo, with a toothy frown fixed on his face, wiped away the flour-and-water mixture, took out his pellet gun and squirted out more paste that got inside. Then, he swiped a water balloon from Hakkai and poured its contents over him, and walked away, muttering, "For some reason I wish this particular fight would stop!"
CLANG! Tiny sparks ensued as the metal yo-yos of Gojyo and Dokugakuji clashed against each other. "Heh, to think you're the son of the aunt of my little brother's cousin!" Gojyo said. Doku stopped and scratched his head and said, "Or was it the brother of my mother's sister's son's cousin?" Sanzo, already in a bad mood from his "bath", overheard their new argument and shouted irritatingly, "Oh, for the love of crap, Gojyo, you're just making a roundabout way of saying brother!" Gojyo hissed, "Can't you see we're in the middle of a fight here?" Sanzo drew his pistol and said, "Can't you see your life flashing by you? Because if you don't stop irritating me and settle this fight, you soon will be." Gojyo decides it would be very healthy for him to obey.
Finally, after weaving through fights, Sanzo manages to reach Kougaiji, who just summoned a horde of weevils to attack Goku. He crept up to him and was about to point the gun to his head when Kou disappeared. "Where the heck did he go?" Sanzo said, seething. Suddenly, Kou's fist appeared out of nowhere.
Back to Ni and Fan. Ni was watching the guard who was monitoring the cameras placed all over the jailhouse. Ni secretly put some tranquilizer medications into the coffee and in minutes, the guy was sleeping like a baby. Fan shoved the snoring guard from the easy chair and began tampering with the monitors. A few quick adjustments and she could see the building, floor and cell where Mr. Gyumao was incarcerated, every inch of it. Then, they immediately headed for the cell.
They silently crept to the place. Not even Ni was throwing gibes at Fan. Then, Fan stepped on a part of the concrete floor that creaked. A creaking concrete floor? "Ni, hand me any lever there," she said. "Yes, my dear," he said. Ah well, she knew the silence was too good to be true. She searched the floor until she found a thin, square cleave around the creaking part of the floor. She used the lever to pry it open, and it turned out to be a secret door to, well, a secret underground tunnel.
"Duh, what're you doin' der?" a very dumb sounding voice said. The two looked up and saw that Gyumao's cell was adjacent to their location. "Erm, Mr. Gyumao, sir!" Fan mumbled surprised that they didn't even know they were already there. "Hmm, Fan, maybe we could do the job now after all!" Ni said. So, after picking the cell lock, they had Gyumao out of there and started to go down the tunnel. But not before making sure that the trap door was secure.
Creeping through the strangely ventilated tunnel, they were already going a long way when Gyumao said, "Duh, where're we goin'?" Fan said, "Why, Mr. Gyumao, we're going away! As soon as we're outside, you're a free man." Then, she stopped short, and slapped her forehead. How dumb! They didn't even ask themselves where this tunnel ends! Ah, well, they'll find out soon enough.
Goku can't believe his eyes. Sure, he may be quite, erm, intellectually challenged (Sorry, Goku lovers), but this is way, way, way overboard. Kou just grabbed Sanzo by the school uniform collar and twirled him around like some kind of dumbbell! Gojyo and Doku were fighting, not with their yo-yos, but were arguing instead on what kind of relative they were! Hakkai and Yaone were just tossing one water balloon to each other as if playing catch to see which one will drop if first, and Ririn, wait one minute, where's Ririn?
"Gooooookuuuuu! Goku, Goku, Goku, Goku!" Ririn shouted, running down the wall and after him. He was anchoring himself to the Licorice Stick, bracing for impact, when suddenly Ririn caught him in a bear hug. "Kou says we're enemies but no! I don't believe it! I liiiikeee you!" "Ahh!" Goku said, tugging himself away from this crazy girl. "Hey, come back you mischievous saru!" she squealed in delight, running after him. She manages to grab his foot, as he squirms like mad. Somehow, everything doesn't make sense. "What in the name of my favorite dumpling store is happening here?" he yelled.