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Gyokumen was growing impatient. "Why, if I get my hands on that useless brat!" she said, while recounting the extorted money from a safe. Tsk, a few bills short! "That's the last straw!" she screeched, smoothing the crease of her skirt and striding out of the office to look for Kougaiji.
Kanzeon was laughing derisively as, with the help of her binoculars, Gyokumen tripped on her high heels on the way to the commotion. "Serves that slut right!" she said, placing the binoculars inside its box. "Tired, Ms. Bosatsu?" Jiroushin asked. She shook her head and laughed some more. "I'm itching for action, my dear Jiroushin. That sluttish Gyokumen is looking the part of an irresistibly scratching post!" The butler sighs as he followed Ms. Bosatsu to the garage, where she owns one of the slowest cars in Tenkai Subdivision, which is of course the fastest in the rest of the world.
He heaves open the garage door, which was made of thick concrete. Kanzeon sighs and says, "Ah, Jiroushin, remind me to fix the remote on this garage door. That looks like the weight of our neighbor, Mr. Litouten's, ego." Jiroushin, after some more heaves, wiped off the sweat from his forehead and replied, "Well said, Ms. Bosatsu." She climbed aboard the driver's seat while he strapped on his seatbelt, very, very securely, beside her. She switches on the ignition, releases the brake, and shouts, "Hang on! I might get enthusiastic here!" before flooring the gas pedal. Many a head from Tenkai looked out their doors, heads shaking, as Kanzeon's tires screeched all along the way.
Time seemed to freeze for Sanzo as he was hurled way, way up to the corridor's ceiling by Kou. How the heck did he do that? He landed with an unpleasant thud on top of Hakkai. From a distance, Kou was drawing closer and growing bigger, which is what the laws of physics or whatever will allow, except that he really was growing. His red hair was growing longer, and, what's happening to his school uniform? The khaki pants and white shirt slowly turned into a black, leather jacket with a white scarf attacked to it and off-white pants with black shoes to match. Sanzo rubbed his eyes; even Kou's appearance was changing. His ears grew pointy and his fingernails became claw-like. He wore triangular earrings on both ears, and he also has bracelets. In a mere minute, the once kid leader of the ruthless school safety patrol has turned into a middle-aged demon something!
Kou stopped right in front of him and, with a startled look pointed a finger at him, saying, "What's happening to you?" "What do you mean you demon changeling!" Sanzo looked at his own clothes and he, too, was changing just like Kou. He was definitely growing taller, and, eww, what's with his clothes? His uniform is turning into a sort of monk's frock! He had this gold rectangular thing on his chest, and his paper airplanes were molding into one long strip of paper with weird writings on it. His pistol turned into a true-blue Smith and Wesson revolver with the yin-yang symbol on it, and under the white frock is a black turtleneck with black warmer things on his arms. Well, despite the weird priestly look, he still had his gun. He cocked the gun at Kou, saying, "I don't know what's up with me. Any objections?"
Something moved from under him, and he realized he had landed on Hakkai a while ago. He, too, turned into a grown man with a different set of clothes. "I don't know what's happening here, but, would you please move aside?" he said hurriedly. Instinctively, Sanzo complied and out of Hakkai's hand a blast of energy ensued, ripping off a chunk of the ceiling, where Sanzo once stood. Something caught Sanzo's eye, and he quickly stepped aside. A crescent blade attached to a chain sliced bast the place where he once stood. Gojyo rubbed the back of his neck. "How do you work this thing?" he said, holding up a metal staff where the chain was connected.
Goku can't believe it. Weirdness times ten! Everyone, even he has turned into adults with weird powers. He looked at the Licorice Staff and saw that it transformed into a red staff with golden knobs at the end. "At least Ririn hasn't spotted me yet," he said. Spoke too soon, for Ririn popped out of nowhere and ran towards him. "Why does this keep happening again!" he yelled, and quickly stepped aside. Ririn couldn't compensate, and rocketed into the wall, blowing a big hole into it. "Wow, I could punch pretty well, but I never knew I was this strong!" she said, delighted, though she probably didn't notice the strange changes that's happening to everyone. She punched the wall one more time and an small tremor ensued before it collapsed into dust. Goku groaned.
"HA! I FINALLY GOT HERE!" Gyokumen and Kanzeon shouted triumphantly when at last they, well, got there. And what greeted them was, well, total chaos. Kanzeon looked beside her and found Gyokumen staring back at her. "You!" she screeched. "You, too!" Gyokumen replied, about to fold up her uniform's sleeves, only to realize they turned into loose, kimono-like ones. Her ears were pointy, and, what in the name of her Gyumao-darling is that witch woman with the sluttish attire (hey, don't blame me, I think Kanzeon's dress is a bit, erm, showy.)? "Well, I'm going to pretend that you even have clothes on, and get on with our little fight!" Gyokumen said, arms folded. "What? You think I'm the slut here? Look at you!" Kanzeon snarled. You could just imagine Jiroushin in referee attire holding up a placard saying "Catfight".
"I can't take it anymore!" Goku yelled, kicking himself free from Ririn's grip. He tried to punch her, but his fist landed on the floor and made a small crater on the concrete. His head was throbbing, and the room was spinning. Now that Gyokumen and Kanzeon are thrown in the chaotic mix, it just made his head ache more. Great, now I'm seeing a beggar in brown rags, he thought, I'm really, really, confused now. Just when he thought his brain will explode, Gojyo's face appeared. "Oy, bakasaru! Wake up, you're having nightmares!" "Oww, my head! It feels like it's gonna explode!" Goku said. Sanzo came minutes later and said, "You sleep-walking stupid monkey! While you were dreaming, you sleepwalked and almost fell off that rock ledge over there. Good thing Hakkai spotted you and stopped your mindless wandering!"
Dr. Ni told the shadowy figure behind him, "Well, the machine works." The stranger replied, "But it's not enough to kill Goku. I thought invading a simpleton's mind will be enough to kill him, but I see that you forgot some external factors. Oh, well, we proceed with the plan." Dr. Ni nodded. "Yes, the plan. We'll have the world in our hands, I take it?"
The End
Gyokumen was growing impatient. "Why, if I get my hands on that useless brat!" she said, while recounting the extorted money from a safe. Tsk, a few bills short! "That's the last straw!" she screeched, smoothing the crease of her skirt and striding out of the office to look for Kougaiji.
Kanzeon was laughing derisively as, with the help of her binoculars, Gyokumen tripped on her high heels on the way to the commotion. "Serves that slut right!" she said, placing the binoculars inside its box. "Tired, Ms. Bosatsu?" Jiroushin asked. She shook her head and laughed some more. "I'm itching for action, my dear Jiroushin. That sluttish Gyokumen is looking the part of an irresistibly scratching post!" The butler sighs as he followed Ms. Bosatsu to the garage, where she owns one of the slowest cars in Tenkai Subdivision, which is of course the fastest in the rest of the world.
He heaves open the garage door, which was made of thick concrete. Kanzeon sighs and says, "Ah, Jiroushin, remind me to fix the remote on this garage door. That looks like the weight of our neighbor, Mr. Litouten's, ego." Jiroushin, after some more heaves, wiped off the sweat from his forehead and replied, "Well said, Ms. Bosatsu." She climbed aboard the driver's seat while he strapped on his seatbelt, very, very securely, beside her. She switches on the ignition, releases the brake, and shouts, "Hang on! I might get enthusiastic here!" before flooring the gas pedal. Many a head from Tenkai looked out their doors, heads shaking, as Kanzeon's tires screeched all along the way.
Time seemed to freeze for Sanzo as he was hurled way, way up to the corridor's ceiling by Kou. How the heck did he do that? He landed with an unpleasant thud on top of Hakkai. From a distance, Kou was drawing closer and growing bigger, which is what the laws of physics or whatever will allow, except that he really was growing. His red hair was growing longer, and, what's happening to his school uniform? The khaki pants and white shirt slowly turned into a black, leather jacket with a white scarf attacked to it and off-white pants with black shoes to match. Sanzo rubbed his eyes; even Kou's appearance was changing. His ears grew pointy and his fingernails became claw-like. He wore triangular earrings on both ears, and he also has bracelets. In a mere minute, the once kid leader of the ruthless school safety patrol has turned into a middle-aged demon something!
Kou stopped right in front of him and, with a startled look pointed a finger at him, saying, "What's happening to you?" "What do you mean you demon changeling!" Sanzo looked at his own clothes and he, too, was changing just like Kou. He was definitely growing taller, and, eww, what's with his clothes? His uniform is turning into a sort of monk's frock! He had this gold rectangular thing on his chest, and his paper airplanes were molding into one long strip of paper with weird writings on it. His pistol turned into a true-blue Smith and Wesson revolver with the yin-yang symbol on it, and under the white frock is a black turtleneck with black warmer things on his arms. Well, despite the weird priestly look, he still had his gun. He cocked the gun at Kou, saying, "I don't know what's up with me. Any objections?"
Something moved from under him, and he realized he had landed on Hakkai a while ago. He, too, turned into a grown man with a different set of clothes. "I don't know what's happening here, but, would you please move aside?" he said hurriedly. Instinctively, Sanzo complied and out of Hakkai's hand a blast of energy ensued, ripping off a chunk of the ceiling, where Sanzo once stood. Something caught Sanzo's eye, and he quickly stepped aside. A crescent blade attached to a chain sliced bast the place where he once stood. Gojyo rubbed the back of his neck. "How do you work this thing?" he said, holding up a metal staff where the chain was connected.
Goku can't believe it. Weirdness times ten! Everyone, even he has turned into adults with weird powers. He looked at the Licorice Staff and saw that it transformed into a red staff with golden knobs at the end. "At least Ririn hasn't spotted me yet," he said. Spoke too soon, for Ririn popped out of nowhere and ran towards him. "Why does this keep happening again!" he yelled, and quickly stepped aside. Ririn couldn't compensate, and rocketed into the wall, blowing a big hole into it. "Wow, I could punch pretty well, but I never knew I was this strong!" she said, delighted, though she probably didn't notice the strange changes that's happening to everyone. She punched the wall one more time and an small tremor ensued before it collapsed into dust. Goku groaned.
"HA! I FINALLY GOT HERE!" Gyokumen and Kanzeon shouted triumphantly when at last they, well, got there. And what greeted them was, well, total chaos. Kanzeon looked beside her and found Gyokumen staring back at her. "You!" she screeched. "You, too!" Gyokumen replied, about to fold up her uniform's sleeves, only to realize they turned into loose, kimono-like ones. Her ears were pointy, and, what in the name of her Gyumao-darling is that witch woman with the sluttish attire (hey, don't blame me, I think Kanzeon's dress is a bit, erm, showy.)? "Well, I'm going to pretend that you even have clothes on, and get on with our little fight!" Gyokumen said, arms folded. "What? You think I'm the slut here? Look at you!" Kanzeon snarled. You could just imagine Jiroushin in referee attire holding up a placard saying "Catfight".
"I can't take it anymore!" Goku yelled, kicking himself free from Ririn's grip. He tried to punch her, but his fist landed on the floor and made a small crater on the concrete. His head was throbbing, and the room was spinning. Now that Gyokumen and Kanzeon are thrown in the chaotic mix, it just made his head ache more. Great, now I'm seeing a beggar in brown rags, he thought, I'm really, really, confused now. Just when he thought his brain will explode, Gojyo's face appeared. "Oy, bakasaru! Wake up, you're having nightmares!" "Oww, my head! It feels like it's gonna explode!" Goku said. Sanzo came minutes later and said, "You sleep-walking stupid monkey! While you were dreaming, you sleepwalked and almost fell off that rock ledge over there. Good thing Hakkai spotted you and stopped your mindless wandering!"
Dr. Ni told the shadowy figure behind him, "Well, the machine works." The stranger replied, "But it's not enough to kill Goku. I thought invading a simpleton's mind will be enough to kill him, but I see that you forgot some external factors. Oh, well, we proceed with the plan." Dr. Ni nodded. "Yes, the plan. We'll have the world in our hands, I take it?"
The End