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A/N-

Ummmm..I'm saying the Bladebreakers live in Tokyo, because I really have no idea whatsoever where they live.



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Few people would argue that Tokyo, located on the Island of Japan, is not one of the best cities in Japan. Even the worst critics of the modern world point to the city as the most popular in Japan. It is known for it's unique blend of tradition, and modern technologies that have resulted in a rare combination of pleased government and contented civilians.

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"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Why, then, is a scream echoing from a residential area?



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"TYSON!" Kenny yelled at the hysterical teen.

"SHUT UP!" Kai said covering his ears with his hands.

"You'll have the cops here! It sounds like someone's being KILLED!" Rei pointed out, using two pillows to drown out the yells.

Max ran over to the sink and filled a glass with water, then ran back and proceeded to throw the water on the screaming Tyson.

"ACK! HEY!! First you say that you're going to starve me, now you're trying to drown me as well??!!" Tyson sputtered, moving his wet hair out of his eyes.

"I think my ears are bleeding" Max whimpered, bringing two fingers to his ear to check for blood.

*long suffering sigh* "Tyson, listen to me, we-are-NOT-trying-to-starve- you" Rei said in a tone used to explain something to a small child. "We just believe it is in the teams, and your, best interest if you go on a diet."

Tyson gave him a look of absolute terror.

Kai stuffed a pillow in Tyson's mouth, when he looked like he was going to scream again. "For the last time Tyson, Shut Up" he said in a tone that left no room for argument.

Tyson shuddered.

"Now, Kai, be nice." Rei replied pulling the pillow out of Tyson's mouth. "If you can think of another way to lose weight, we'll be more than happy to listen."

Tyson reached over, and with surprising strength, grabbed a hold of Rei's collar and pulled him so that they were eye level with each other. "AMPUTATE SOMETHING!!!!!!!"

Kai, Rei, Max, and Kenny facefaulted.