Silky points a finger at the commodore. "OH! IT'S THE COMMODORE!!!!" she quickly ran towards him and left Will there all alone.

Helen and Jack was like, "Awwww. poor Will!"

"Poor will is rite!" Helen spitted at Jack, "silky left him for that pedophile!!!!"

Silky turned around, "HEY I HEARD THAT!!! And for the last time, commodore is NOT a pedophile! His love is Gillette!!! Ooowww, they are such a good couple.."

"HEY!" Norrington blushed, "how did you know about that?!" silky looked at him, she knew he's trying to hide the fact that he was..well, slashy.

"I saw you and Gillette smooching in the-"

Mr. Fine gentleman Norrington covered silky's mouth before she could say another word. "You must be joking! I ONLY LOVE ELIZABETH! HAHAHAHAHHA! You must be joking! VERY FUNNNY!!!!" (See what a gay-ass he is?)

Commodore looked at everyone, they weren't buying the story. he looked at his shoes for a moment then said, "Fine... I lied, is that such a sin?"

And with that, Helen screamed in Jack's ear, "see? I told you!!! He's the same kind as your will turner!"

"Commodore? Where are you?? Oh dear commodore! Where art shall thou be???" a gay-ish, annoying voice called out. Everyone stared Right at Norrington.

A/N: ELIJAHHHHHHH!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!??!?!!