Mamono: Hey! Long time no write!
Seto: *fidgeting*
Mamono: What's the matter?
Seto: I want to know who Marik sent in his place.
Mamono: Does it really matter?
Seto: .......................*Sees Tea` walking toward them*............YES! Help us all! Marik is a dirty rotten.......
Mamono: Calm down there, it's just Tea`.......I don't see the problem?
Seto: *twenty feet away*...........Huh? Can't hear you!!!*runs away*
Mamono: ?
Tea`: Hello, I'm here for the disclaimer!
Mamono: Oh? Go on...........
Tea`: Alright then, ahem, now we are here to talk about how friends don't let friends do the disclaimer blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblReviewahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbReviewlahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblReviewahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblaReviewhblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbReviewlahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblaReviewhblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah............and that's why I am here to say that Mamono does not own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Mamono: *Sweat drop* She makes it sound like it's illegal............
Experiment Chibi
Experiment chibi: Project 3: Splitting Up
Seto stared out the window of his limo on his way to work. It was the early morning and he was extremely tired to say the least. Snoring could be heard next to him, where the little Joey Wheeler sat, his blond hair covering his face as he slept. The limo came to a stop at a huge granite building. Seto shook the little blond haired boy.
"Wheeler, it's time to go."
"Mmmm, nyuah, not da fwuit cake....."
Seto cocked an eyebrow at the boy. He tried to wake him again but to no avail. Finally after ten minutes or so, Seto picked Joey up and carried him into the building. All eyes were on Seto as he walked into Kaiba corporation. His workers had never seen the CEO with a child other than Mokuba. Seto answered their glances with glares that meant instant death to those who crossed him. He walked up to his office and set the sleeping boy on the couch. He walked over to his computer and booted it up. He collapsed into the chair behind his desk. This was going to be a long day and he was already tired. He buried his head in his hands and sighed.
*The day before*
After all the fighting was over. Yugi, Mokuba, and Seto discussed what to do about there little problem.
"What! What do you mean, you don't know!" Seto yelled at the chibi Marik, who started to tear up.
"Dwon't yell at me!" Marik cried. He looked away from the furious Seto. Malik stepped in front of the two.
"Dwidn't I tewll you nwot to yewll at Mawik!" he glared at Seto. Seto only scoffed at the boy.
"Kaiba, I don't think yelling at them, is going to work." Yugi reminded Kaiba for the hundredth time. Seto only glared at Yugi and walked over to a nearby tree. The little Joey soon followed at sat close to wear Seto was standing. Seto looked down at his new found partner and tried to suppress a laugh.
Yugi only sighed, this wasn't going to be easy.
"Alright I think before we do anything else we should decide who is going to take care of these little guys."
"Yugi, don't even think I'll be taking care of any of these little cretins!" Kaiba started.
"Seto!" interrupted Mokuba, "We can't just leave them here!"
"Mokuba, I don't have time to take care of these little runts."
"I can take care of them!"
"You're kidding right........."
"Nope."
"You know Kaiba, I think we can split up and take care of three each....."
"Yugi, butt out!"
"......."
"Mokuba, what will you do when I have to go to work?"
"Yugi can help me, we can take care of them all while your gone!"
"Huh....Okay, that actually sounds like fun!"
"Yugi shhhh! I'm tryin' to convince Seto!"
"....."
"Mokuba, do really want to do this?"
"Of course!"
"Hewy, wer de goin'?"
Seto, Mokuba, and Yugi looked at Joey who was pointing in the opposite direction. All three of their heads turned to find Marik and Malik running off, chasing a bird.
"Mawik, let's get da birdie!" Malik squealed. In front of him Marik was chasing the bird, waving his Millennium Rod at it.
"Cowme hewre biwrdie, I wanna pway wif you !" Marik grinned evilly. They were almost across the park when they were spotted. Yugi started for them but was stopped by a pull at his leg.
"Ywugi, where awre ywou goin'?" said the little pharoah. Yugi smiled at Yami. He took his hand and latched it to Mokuba's vest.
"Here, this is Mokuba, stay with him until I get back, okay?" Yugi smiled at Yami then up at Mokuba, who nodded. Then he ran off to catch the pair of trouble makers. Yami looked up at Mokuba, he was a bit taller than himself and seemed to be friendly.
"Hewo, my nawme is Yawmi!" He said politely to Mokuba. Mokuba looked down and smiled at the young prince.
"Hello Yami, I'm Mokuba, it's very nice to meet you." He said sweetly. The little Yami's face brightened. He clung to Mokuba's vest and watched Yugi chase Malik and Marik.
"Marik, please.........slow down!" Yugi sighed, how was he supposed to catch them? Malik raced past him still hunting the bird. Marik's hands were inches away from the crafty blue bird when he tripped and tumbled to the ground.
"Mawik!!" Malik cried and ran to his Yami's aid. Yugi sighed as he caught up to them. Marik seemed to trip a lot. His over sized clothes didn't help any either. Yugi grabbled the hands of Marik and Malik and looked over to where Mokuba was at.
"Ahh! You guys wait!" Yugi yelped. Seto and Mokuba had taken Bakura, Ryou, and Joey. They were trotting cheerfully down the street. Yugi dashed toward the others the two chibis clinging to each hand.
"You guys! Wait!!"
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*At the Kaiba mansion*
"Alright it's decided, Malik, Yami, and Joey will come with me.........and Marik, Bakura, and Ryou will stay with you!" Yugi said approvingly. He started to lead the chibis out the door when it slammed shut in front of them.
"I don't think so Yugi." Seto said fiercely. He raised his hand a pointed in the direction of Bakura protecting Ryou from Marik, who was trying to pull Ryou's silky white hair.
"Mawik! Stop! Weave Rywou awone!!!" Bakura pleaded.
"You can forget it Yugi, I'm not taking the evil ones!"
"Kaiba, uh uh.......have a heart!"
Seto only stared at Yugi. What did he really expect?
"No Yugi!"
"Come on!"
"No!"
"Kaiba! Please!"
"NO!'
"Bu-"
"NO YUGI I WILL NOT TAK-" Seto started, but a young blond latched onto his leg. He looked down, noticing the blond appendage Joey on his leg.
"I wanna' go wit Seto!" Joey giggled at his new friend. Everyone just stood there dumbfounded. Kaiba looked at Yugi's expression and smirked.
"Well I guess that settles that." Seto walks over to Marik and scoots him over to Yugi's group. He walks back to his side with Joey still attached to his leg.
"I think this is the best choice for you." He looks at Yugi, who is on the verge of tears and smirks. He then looks at the mini Ryou, who was rubbing his hair.
"I think that this one would do better in this grouping as well." Seto went and collapsed on the couch.
"Yugi why don't you take those three home now." Seto said not looking at Yugi.
"Oh, alright then." Yugi turned and grabbed Yami and Marik's hands, Malik followed close behind them.
"Yugi, I'll see you tomorrow!"
"Huh, why Mokuba?"
"Oh Seto has to go to work, so you'll stop by and help me won't you?"
"Yeah sure! Bye then!"
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Mamono: Sorry for the interruption this is a special Mamono bulletin!
*News Music*
It's Midnight................do you know where your yami is?
Thank you and now on with the Fic!
*News music*
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"Seto, I think we should get these guys' some new clothes." Mokuba grinned at the chibis in their oversized outfits.
"Hmm I guess your right." Seto started to get back up.
"Oh wait Seto, lemme' take them!"
"You're kidding right?"
"Uh uh, I can do it!"
"How are you going to get there?"
"I'll take a limo, we'll be fine Seto please!"
"I don't know......."
"Don't worry we'll be fine!" Mokuba takes the chibis and rushes out the door.
"But........Oh well, I guess it can't be helped."
*an hour later*
"Seto!" Mokuba burst through the doors. Two big shopping bags were in his hands.
"What did you buy?" Seto looked surprised at the amount of things they were all carrying.
"Seto, prepare, for the chibi fashion show!" Mokuba cheered along with Ryou, Bakura, and Joey!
In minutes images of little chibis in top fashion flashed before Seto's eyes. Ryou came out with a red sleeveless shirt, white slacks, and yellow sunglasses to finish off the look.
"Wook at mwe!" Ryou cheered and spun around. He skipped back through the door. Next came little Bakura, dressed in a black button up shirt, black leather pants, and a silver chain necklace.
"Mokuba.........ah.....?" Seto gaped at the punk looking Bakura. Who trotted merrily behind the door.
"Now, the moment you've all been waiting for...........here comes Joey!"
Seto's eyes widened in shock at the sight of the little blond chibi. Here came Joey, in a black turtle neck, with black pants, and the ever so popular, Seto Kaiba trademark trench coat. Though instead of white, Joey wore a dark green coat. Seto didn't know what to say, what could he?
"Seto I thought you would like this one!"
"Yeawh, I pick it out!" squealed the little Joey.
The rest of the evening was spent trying on clothes, playing games, and other such things. The moon was high in the sky when Seto came down to check on the little ones. Bakura and Ryou had fallen asleep on the couch with Mokuba, wrapped in a wooly cotton blanket. Seto turned to see Joey asleep in the floor, drool hanging out of his mouth. He walked over to Joey, picked him up and put him on the other couch. He walked out of the room and brought back a blanket with him. He draped it over the sleeping child. Seto sighed as he turned out the lights and went back upstairs to his room.
"This is going to get interesting......."
*the next morning*
Seto walked down to the kitchen the next morning to find Mokuba attempting to feed the young ones.
"Seto, this is hard!"
"I said it would be."
Seto looked over to the three children at the table. Ryou was happily munching on some cereal, a smile wiped on his face. Joey was busy flicking banana pieces into Bakura's hair who in return was throwing raisins as return fire.
"Hee I got ya!" Joey giggled as a banana hit Bakura straight in the face. Seto sighed as he grabbed a breakfast bar and started for the front door.
"Mokuba, I have to go to work now, take care until Yugi gets here."
Seto resumed walking but was stopped by the innocent Joey Wheeler.
"Wet me cowme wit ya, Seto!" He cried, Bakura had gotten him in the eye with a raisin.
"You can't."
"Bwut......"
"Seto, please take Joey with you, I don't think I can handle them all....."
"Alright then, come on......"
Joey cheered and skipped around Seto as he sulked through the door.
******
Seto started to work at his computer, while Joey was sleeping. He quietly pushed the keys so that he wouldn't wake up.
"I know when you are awake, I won't get anything done........"
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Mamono: Hee that was fun! Wow Seto, I'm sure glad Tea decided to leave..........*grins*.........
Seto: How did you get her to go though?
Mamono:..............that's a secret!
Seto: ?
Mamono: Oh a note? *grins*
~Reads~
Mamono,
Sorry I had to leave so suddenly, um I had a friendship speech to deliver. Thank all the readers for me! They are all the best and we love them! Please don't send flames! That's the YIFD's job! Oh and tell Aura Black Chan that we are so sorry, we never meant to make you feel bad!! If anything you should feel good for inspiring me, uh I mean Mamono. Please review and give her ideas!
Yours truly Mamo-*scribbles*Tea`
PS I will now select a substitute that is very cool!
Mamono: *sweat drops* Oh well wasn't that a nice letter.........heh.........heh he.......
Seto................I'm not even going to ask................please R&R!
Seto: *fidgeting*
Mamono: What's the matter?
Seto: I want to know who Marik sent in his place.
Mamono: Does it really matter?
Seto: .......................*Sees Tea` walking toward them*............YES! Help us all! Marik is a dirty rotten.......
Mamono: Calm down there, it's just Tea`.......I don't see the problem?
Seto: *twenty feet away*...........Huh? Can't hear you!!!*runs away*
Mamono: ?
Tea`: Hello, I'm here for the disclaimer!
Mamono: Oh? Go on...........
Tea`: Alright then, ahem, now we are here to talk about how friends don't let friends do the disclaimer blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblReviewahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbReviewlahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblReviewahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblaReviewhblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbReviewlahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblaReviewhblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah............and that's why I am here to say that Mamono does not own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Mamono: *Sweat drop* She makes it sound like it's illegal............
Experiment Chibi
Experiment chibi: Project 3: Splitting Up
Seto stared out the window of his limo on his way to work. It was the early morning and he was extremely tired to say the least. Snoring could be heard next to him, where the little Joey Wheeler sat, his blond hair covering his face as he slept. The limo came to a stop at a huge granite building. Seto shook the little blond haired boy.
"Wheeler, it's time to go."
"Mmmm, nyuah, not da fwuit cake....."
Seto cocked an eyebrow at the boy. He tried to wake him again but to no avail. Finally after ten minutes or so, Seto picked Joey up and carried him into the building. All eyes were on Seto as he walked into Kaiba corporation. His workers had never seen the CEO with a child other than Mokuba. Seto answered their glances with glares that meant instant death to those who crossed him. He walked up to his office and set the sleeping boy on the couch. He walked over to his computer and booted it up. He collapsed into the chair behind his desk. This was going to be a long day and he was already tired. He buried his head in his hands and sighed.
*The day before*
After all the fighting was over. Yugi, Mokuba, and Seto discussed what to do about there little problem.
"What! What do you mean, you don't know!" Seto yelled at the chibi Marik, who started to tear up.
"Dwon't yell at me!" Marik cried. He looked away from the furious Seto. Malik stepped in front of the two.
"Dwidn't I tewll you nwot to yewll at Mawik!" he glared at Seto. Seto only scoffed at the boy.
"Kaiba, I don't think yelling at them, is going to work." Yugi reminded Kaiba for the hundredth time. Seto only glared at Yugi and walked over to a nearby tree. The little Joey soon followed at sat close to wear Seto was standing. Seto looked down at his new found partner and tried to suppress a laugh.
Yugi only sighed, this wasn't going to be easy.
"Alright I think before we do anything else we should decide who is going to take care of these little guys."
"Yugi, don't even think I'll be taking care of any of these little cretins!" Kaiba started.
"Seto!" interrupted Mokuba, "We can't just leave them here!"
"Mokuba, I don't have time to take care of these little runts."
"I can take care of them!"
"You're kidding right........."
"Nope."
"You know Kaiba, I think we can split up and take care of three each....."
"Yugi, butt out!"
"......."
"Mokuba, what will you do when I have to go to work?"
"Yugi can help me, we can take care of them all while your gone!"
"Huh....Okay, that actually sounds like fun!"
"Yugi shhhh! I'm tryin' to convince Seto!"
"....."
"Mokuba, do really want to do this?"
"Of course!"
"Hewy, wer de goin'?"
Seto, Mokuba, and Yugi looked at Joey who was pointing in the opposite direction. All three of their heads turned to find Marik and Malik running off, chasing a bird.
"Mawik, let's get da birdie!" Malik squealed. In front of him Marik was chasing the bird, waving his Millennium Rod at it.
"Cowme hewre biwrdie, I wanna pway wif you !" Marik grinned evilly. They were almost across the park when they were spotted. Yugi started for them but was stopped by a pull at his leg.
"Ywugi, where awre ywou goin'?" said the little pharoah. Yugi smiled at Yami. He took his hand and latched it to Mokuba's vest.
"Here, this is Mokuba, stay with him until I get back, okay?" Yugi smiled at Yami then up at Mokuba, who nodded. Then he ran off to catch the pair of trouble makers. Yami looked up at Mokuba, he was a bit taller than himself and seemed to be friendly.
"Hewo, my nawme is Yawmi!" He said politely to Mokuba. Mokuba looked down and smiled at the young prince.
"Hello Yami, I'm Mokuba, it's very nice to meet you." He said sweetly. The little Yami's face brightened. He clung to Mokuba's vest and watched Yugi chase Malik and Marik.
"Marik, please.........slow down!" Yugi sighed, how was he supposed to catch them? Malik raced past him still hunting the bird. Marik's hands were inches away from the crafty blue bird when he tripped and tumbled to the ground.
"Mawik!!" Malik cried and ran to his Yami's aid. Yugi sighed as he caught up to them. Marik seemed to trip a lot. His over sized clothes didn't help any either. Yugi grabbled the hands of Marik and Malik and looked over to where Mokuba was at.
"Ahh! You guys wait!" Yugi yelped. Seto and Mokuba had taken Bakura, Ryou, and Joey. They were trotting cheerfully down the street. Yugi dashed toward the others the two chibis clinging to each hand.
"You guys! Wait!!"
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*At the Kaiba mansion*
"Alright it's decided, Malik, Yami, and Joey will come with me.........and Marik, Bakura, and Ryou will stay with you!" Yugi said approvingly. He started to lead the chibis out the door when it slammed shut in front of them.
"I don't think so Yugi." Seto said fiercely. He raised his hand a pointed in the direction of Bakura protecting Ryou from Marik, who was trying to pull Ryou's silky white hair.
"Mawik! Stop! Weave Rywou awone!!!" Bakura pleaded.
"You can forget it Yugi, I'm not taking the evil ones!"
"Kaiba, uh uh.......have a heart!"
Seto only stared at Yugi. What did he really expect?
"No Yugi!"
"Come on!"
"No!"
"Kaiba! Please!"
"NO!'
"Bu-"
"NO YUGI I WILL NOT TAK-" Seto started, but a young blond latched onto his leg. He looked down, noticing the blond appendage Joey on his leg.
"I wanna' go wit Seto!" Joey giggled at his new friend. Everyone just stood there dumbfounded. Kaiba looked at Yugi's expression and smirked.
"Well I guess that settles that." Seto walks over to Marik and scoots him over to Yugi's group. He walks back to his side with Joey still attached to his leg.
"I think this is the best choice for you." He looks at Yugi, who is on the verge of tears and smirks. He then looks at the mini Ryou, who was rubbing his hair.
"I think that this one would do better in this grouping as well." Seto went and collapsed on the couch.
"Yugi why don't you take those three home now." Seto said not looking at Yugi.
"Oh, alright then." Yugi turned and grabbed Yami and Marik's hands, Malik followed close behind them.
"Yugi, I'll see you tomorrow!"
"Huh, why Mokuba?"
"Oh Seto has to go to work, so you'll stop by and help me won't you?"
"Yeah sure! Bye then!"
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Mamono: Sorry for the interruption this is a special Mamono bulletin!
*News Music*
It's Midnight................do you know where your yami is?
Thank you and now on with the Fic!
*News music*
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"Seto, I think we should get these guys' some new clothes." Mokuba grinned at the chibis in their oversized outfits.
"Hmm I guess your right." Seto started to get back up.
"Oh wait Seto, lemme' take them!"
"You're kidding right?"
"Uh uh, I can do it!"
"How are you going to get there?"
"I'll take a limo, we'll be fine Seto please!"
"I don't know......."
"Don't worry we'll be fine!" Mokuba takes the chibis and rushes out the door.
"But........Oh well, I guess it can't be helped."
*an hour later*
"Seto!" Mokuba burst through the doors. Two big shopping bags were in his hands.
"What did you buy?" Seto looked surprised at the amount of things they were all carrying.
"Seto, prepare, for the chibi fashion show!" Mokuba cheered along with Ryou, Bakura, and Joey!
In minutes images of little chibis in top fashion flashed before Seto's eyes. Ryou came out with a red sleeveless shirt, white slacks, and yellow sunglasses to finish off the look.
"Wook at mwe!" Ryou cheered and spun around. He skipped back through the door. Next came little Bakura, dressed in a black button up shirt, black leather pants, and a silver chain necklace.
"Mokuba.........ah.....?" Seto gaped at the punk looking Bakura. Who trotted merrily behind the door.
"Now, the moment you've all been waiting for...........here comes Joey!"
Seto's eyes widened in shock at the sight of the little blond chibi. Here came Joey, in a black turtle neck, with black pants, and the ever so popular, Seto Kaiba trademark trench coat. Though instead of white, Joey wore a dark green coat. Seto didn't know what to say, what could he?
"Seto I thought you would like this one!"
"Yeawh, I pick it out!" squealed the little Joey.
The rest of the evening was spent trying on clothes, playing games, and other such things. The moon was high in the sky when Seto came down to check on the little ones. Bakura and Ryou had fallen asleep on the couch with Mokuba, wrapped in a wooly cotton blanket. Seto turned to see Joey asleep in the floor, drool hanging out of his mouth. He walked over to Joey, picked him up and put him on the other couch. He walked out of the room and brought back a blanket with him. He draped it over the sleeping child. Seto sighed as he turned out the lights and went back upstairs to his room.
"This is going to get interesting......."
*the next morning*
Seto walked down to the kitchen the next morning to find Mokuba attempting to feed the young ones.
"Seto, this is hard!"
"I said it would be."
Seto looked over to the three children at the table. Ryou was happily munching on some cereal, a smile wiped on his face. Joey was busy flicking banana pieces into Bakura's hair who in return was throwing raisins as return fire.
"Hee I got ya!" Joey giggled as a banana hit Bakura straight in the face. Seto sighed as he grabbed a breakfast bar and started for the front door.
"Mokuba, I have to go to work now, take care until Yugi gets here."
Seto resumed walking but was stopped by the innocent Joey Wheeler.
"Wet me cowme wit ya, Seto!" He cried, Bakura had gotten him in the eye with a raisin.
"You can't."
"Bwut......"
"Seto, please take Joey with you, I don't think I can handle them all....."
"Alright then, come on......"
Joey cheered and skipped around Seto as he sulked through the door.
******
Seto started to work at his computer, while Joey was sleeping. He quietly pushed the keys so that he wouldn't wake up.
"I know when you are awake, I won't get anything done........"
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Mamono: Hee that was fun! Wow Seto, I'm sure glad Tea decided to leave..........*grins*.........
Seto: How did you get her to go though?
Mamono:..............that's a secret!
Seto: ?
Mamono: Oh a note? *grins*
~Reads~
Mamono,
Sorry I had to leave so suddenly, um I had a friendship speech to deliver. Thank all the readers for me! They are all the best and we love them! Please don't send flames! That's the YIFD's job! Oh and tell Aura Black Chan that we are so sorry, we never meant to make you feel bad!! If anything you should feel good for inspiring me, uh I mean Mamono. Please review and give her ideas!
Yours truly Mamo-*scribbles*Tea`
PS I will now select a substitute that is very cool!
Mamono: *sweat drops* Oh well wasn't that a nice letter.........heh.........heh he.......
Seto................I'm not even going to ask................please R&R!