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The next morning..

It was early morning, and the sun was rising ever so slowly. The sky was filled with birds singing, and a light breeze could be felt now and then.

Harry and Meridel were waiting for their mentors in the gardens.

"Boy, I can't wait to see Hogwarts," Meridel, barely awake, was getting a little annoyed at the tardiness of their teachers.

For once, Harry agreed with Meridel.

"I can't wait to see Ron and Hermione, how are they going to react to me returning? I hope they haven't forgot me. I also can't wait to play Quidditch." All these thoughts ran through his head.

Harry was brought back down to Earth when he heard Bienes' voice.

"Harry! Meridel! Over here!"

Bienes and Emphis were walking towards them with three people following behind.

Meridel and Harry exchanged confused looks.

"Who are those people? Do you know them?" asked Harry.

"No, I never seen them before.. I wonder.." But before Meridel could finish her sentence, the group had approached them.

"Good Morning Princess, Harry," Emphis nodded to both of them politely.

"May I introduce you two to these three wonderful people, who will be accompanying you to Hogwarts, and they will also be guarding the castle," Emphis stepped aside, and revealed three young elves.

Pointing at one of the three, Bienes introduced her.

"This is Everest. She has a gift for controlling nature. She's also the master of healing. Everest can help you communicate with animals, or heal you if you are injured."

The elf named Everest had tanned colored skin, with thin streaks of green in her long whitish blond hair. Her eyes where light brown, color of the earth. She smiled at Harry and then Meridel, and then bowed.

"It is my greatest honor to be working with you, the chosen one, and also the Princess of Glordien."

Harry who was quite taken back, nodded dumbly. Meridel on the other hand, having been used to the attention, smiled and shook the girl's hand.

Beines nodded toward another boy.

"This is Elijah. He will be using his telepathic powers to help you communicate with each other fast and silently. But other then that he can also read minds, which you will find to be quite useful."

Elijah was short considering he's an elf. Meridel was probably a few inches taller then him. With short curly brown hair and a face that seems to be always smiling. He looked to be the youngest, a year younger then Harry. His bright blue eyes twinkled as he stepped forward, and bowed.

"An honor Sir Harry, Princess Meridel. I will bet this will be a spectacular journey!"

Harry, this time feeling more like him self, answered with a smile.

"I'm sure it will be."

"And the last but not least," Emphis stepped aside, to reveal an elf, that looked completely different then the rest.

"May I introduce you to the controller of the element ice and the best potions maker that we've ever known, Ceries."

Ceries was most likely older then the rest of them, and instead of blond hair it was black, and ran down his back. His face was pale and his eyes were gray, and by the way he was standing, and the look he had on his face, he reminded Harry very much of his despised Potion Master back in Hogwarts.

Ceries did not bow like the others, nor did he smile. He simply nodded his head at Harry and Meridel.

Emphis, seeing that everyone was introduced, began to speak.

"All right. Now that we have been accommodated, there are a few things I need to remind you. First, you are to put every bit of power you have into protecting the students. Of course, Harry, you also have to kill Voldemort. No pressure or anything," Harry rolled his eyes.

"Now, the headmaster is already aware that we are coming, for he is an old friend of King Androld, and is more then happy for our protections. After all, their ministry is not offering any because the idiots still think that the Dark Lord has not come back. You would think from the way that Fudge is acting, the people would fire him! For instance, when Bienes and I were on a mission, we came by him and...."

As Emphis went on and on about how stupid Fudge was, Harry could only think of one thing. Dumbledore knew he was here! I mean he had to, if they told him that the elves were going to protect them then they must!

"Harry, do you have every thing?"

"Huh?" He looked up to see Meridel shaking her head.

"Honestly, you weren't even paying attention?"

"Umm.. er..yea.. I mean no...."

Meridel rolled her eyes.

"Just come on."

"Come on gather your things and put it in the center. We will apparate into Hogsmeade together." Said Bienes.

"Oh! And one more thing, Harry, your going to be in a disguise, and you are absolutely not allowed to tell anyone who you really are. Not your friends, not any of your teachers, no one."

Harry stared at Bienes. 'Did he just say I'm going to go in a disguise? Surely not! Haha..right?'

"Umm Bienes, I didn't really catch you. What did you say?"

"Harry, you can't tell anyone who you really are. You're going in a disguise."

That hit Harry like a punch in the face. Sudden realization that he was not allowed to tell his friends where he was, what he was doing, and worse, not be able to hang out with them, well lets just say, Harry Potter could only take so much.

"I'M WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN A FUCKING DISGUISE? AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME SOONER, WHY?!"

Now the whole group was staring at him. Mostly they were gaping in surprise, except for Bienes, Emphis, who had expected this kind of reaction, and Ceries, who looked as though he was bored to death.

"Well it's just Emphis and I kind of forgot and I guess it slipped our minds. Besides, its better to know now, then telling you earlier. All it would have done is take your mind off your training," Smiling and trying to ignore Harry's deadly glares and curses he was sending at him, Bienes continued.

"Now, your new name will be Evanz. Also, you can look like a human and not an elf if you wish. Now then, go on, change your self."

With a last glare at Bienes, Harry raised his wand, not quiet sure what he was going to do.

"Allow me Harry," It was Meridel. Harry gave her a curious look.

"What are you trying to do? Your not going to make me look like a pig or anything right?"

"What? To the guy that I almost kissed?" Smiling innocently, she raised her index finger and said a few words under her breath. Before Harry could stop, he felt himself change.

Now the new Harry, or Evanz, had sandy blonde hair, tanned skin, with a handsome face and shining emerald eyes. He still had his own physical stature. Tall, a little slim with definite shape of muscles.

Harry touched his face. When he found that no whiskers or snouts could be felt, he nodded and said, "That will do I suppose."

And with a smiling and satisfied Princess, a grumpy hero, two crazy teachers, and 3 others who didn't have a clue to where Hogwarts was, the group was gone in a 'POP'.

/ * / * / * / */ * / * / * / * / * / * / * / * / * / * / * /* / * / */ * /* / * / * / * / * / * / * / * / * / Thanks a zillion for the reviews! I'm very very touched! I just wrote this Harry Potter Comical story. I 'm not sure how people are reacting to it. Read it and tell me what you think. It's the first comical one I have ever wrote so it would help if I knew what people were thinking.

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