I have 2 review. Thank you slime frog if not Tie Kerl
Look I'm sorry the spelling and grammar is not up to your taste but what do
you expect from a story on fan fiction? God I am sooo sorry I was just
wanting to try and write a siouse story as well as do my homework and the
other story I have posted. In addition, I am the best writer in my class.
Chaos: You fucking slut how dare you make fun of my sister yes she's crap spelling and grammar but she writes dame good stories and has a number of loyal fans and an amazing imagination. YOU FREAKING SLAG GO FUCK A NUN!!!!!!
Can some one tell my bro. To keep his nose out off my business or at leased out of this story, oh, and if it makes you happy I will correct the name all I wanted to do was see if any one would see it.
I still don't know how I am going to do this story, so it will be a suppress for us both.
Disclaimer: you now what? I REALLY CAN'T BE ARSED TO A DISCLAIMER!!!!!!!!
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Chapter 2 Epidemic ?!
Police Plaza
It was yet another boring day at the LEP. Holly found that ever since Artemis Fowl had been mind wiped no one had the guts take on the LEP. Yeah there were a few goblin gangs making trouble for elderly gnomes, but nothing on under ground war. Holly was just typing up a review for that weeks patrols when she heard some one cough violently. She looked over the wall of her cubical at Trouble Kelp who looked extremely pale and worn. "Hay you all right Kelp?" Though she wasn't close to Trouble, a fairy getting sick was extremely bad. "No, to your question Holly, I don't understand this I took the Ritual yesterday I should be as hyped up as a gnome on caffeine" Trouble rasped through his dry throughout. "You better go see a warlock, it won't be any good for the LEP to have their best officer down."
Trouble laughed, it sounded more like a dogs bark, his throughout was so dry, "like we would need any officers, Havens as quiet as a mouse" Trouble lurch out off his cubical coughing as he went.
Holly wondered if she should tell Commander Root of Troubles illness while she walked down the hall to his office, but brushed that idea away. It was probably nothing magic cannot fix. She knocked on Root door and opened it when she head the usual, 'what is it?!' When Root saw Holly he sat up in his chair "ah, Holly anything in your report of any interest and, WHY HAS IT TAKEN YOU SO LONG!" Root, couldn't be civilised even if he wanted to. "I only started it today!" wrong answer. "Then why didn't you start it yesterday or even last week you can't tell me you've been to busy, we haven't had any thing for almost a YEAR!!!!" Root just loved to blow up about things of no importance, but as Holly had known him for quite some time she knew that he was just as board as the rest of them. "Yes sir, I'll start my next report sooner" Just as Holly was about to leave, " Oh, Short, Foaly has some new things he needs to be tested he has asked me to chose someone, I said you" a small smirk appeared on his face, "at least you got your report in on time." Holly could have jumped for joy; Foaly always had something good he was working on, bye, bye boredom for a while.
"Hi, captain come to play with my new toys." Foaly's usual friendly if not annoying voice entered Holly ears when she walked into the Tech Lab. Holly looked around and saw no sign of the centaur. "Yeah, but it would be easier to 'play' with them if you could stop being the almighty voice from no were and tell me where they are"
Not from 'No where,' from above" at that moment Holly felt something wet hit her cheek. Wiping it away she found it to be a half chewed bit of carrot. "ewww" Holly looked up to see Foaly hovering soundlessly above her, face full of mirth.
"What do you think of one my many new brilliant inventions" Foaly laded as quietly as a feather on to the rubber tiles "I call them Moon Flyers they are powered by moon light and is light but strong enough to lift a mud man."
"One problem, what if there's no moon and why would you want something that can carry a mud man" asked Holly.
"It has a back-up battery that will last for eyons and will recharge every time you turn the thing off, and I know many fat gnomes who haven't been off their feet for a long time." Answered Foaly removing the wings and placing them on a rack " also, there are some centaurs who have been wanting to fly like you elves."
"Come on Foaly give me some thing to test" Holly said trying to keep the anticipation out of her voice. "OK Short keep your ears on" Foaly rummaged around in the mass of electronics that covered his work table, "Ah! Here you go" Foaly pulled out a large shiny gun. "This babe is the G2000 Mk.5 Electron Pulsar Laser. When it hits it target it sends out a electrical pulse."
"Oh who would have thought" Holly muttered sarcastically, " just give me the gun." And before Foaly could do anything Holly snatched the gun from his hairy hands, took brief aim at a practise target, and puled the trigger.
At first Holly thought nothing had happened, the target was intact with only a few sparks flying around it. Then the target just crumbled into a small heap of ash. Foaly snatched back the gun, "next time let me explain, you could have missed!"
"Can I have one of those?!" Holly was still stunned by the smouldering ash.
"Officers" Foaly snorted, "never take any notice of a guinus." "Forget the gun we know that works I want to show you something special" Foaly pulled out a slim remote control, "I present to you,. FART! Fairy. Artificial. Reacon. Transformation! " And dramatically Foaly pushed the remote. One wall in the lab slid open with a huge pile of smoke billowing from it to reveal a mechanical suit that would fit one elf. It had about four guns strapped to it and what looked like a "light sabre", from that Mud Mad movie, with people ranting about something called the 'forks'. At leased that was what it looked like before some thing in the suit malfunctioned creating a small explosion. "NOO," whined Foaly as he extinguished the fire " I work my flanks off, and then find that it can't even walk with out blowing up!"
After trying to sympathise with the pissed off centaur, Holly was able to try out Foaly other creations, and by the end of her shift, found her self carrying most of it on the way home. As she walked through the streets of Haven whistling happy to have the new gear (including the G2000) attached to her belt, Holly heard someone cough violently behind her. At first she thought it was Trouble but when she turned around it was some one she never seen before. Now that it had got her attention she saw that lots of elves and pixies were coughing. This was bad. Fairies do not get sick. After giving many elves a wide breath, Holly finally made it back to her apartment. Shutting the door Holly had the feeling that this was going to change the Peoples way of life forever.
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So second chapter locked and loaded. Was my spelling or grammar any better if its not then I DO NOT CARE I HAVE HOMEWORK AND A LIFE OUTSIDE MY COMPUTER, ALONG WITH AN ANOTHER STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I'm getting a bloody cold, just what I need (suddenly smells some thing burning looks around to find it was her)
SHIT!!! OH CRAP I M ON FIRE, WATER, WATER (shoves head into a conveniently placed water bucket)
Chaos: sorry you said you were cold. (Holds up matches)
What happened to chaos is to bad for the rating I gave this so I will not write it
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chaos: You fucking slut how dare you make fun of my sister yes she's crap spelling and grammar but she writes dame good stories and has a number of loyal fans and an amazing imagination. YOU FREAKING SLAG GO FUCK A NUN!!!!!!
Can some one tell my bro. To keep his nose out off my business or at leased out of this story, oh, and if it makes you happy I will correct the name all I wanted to do was see if any one would see it.
I still don't know how I am going to do this story, so it will be a suppress for us both.
Disclaimer: you now what? I REALLY CAN'T BE ARSED TO A DISCLAIMER!!!!!!!!
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Chapter 2 Epidemic ?!
Police Plaza
It was yet another boring day at the LEP. Holly found that ever since Artemis Fowl had been mind wiped no one had the guts take on the LEP. Yeah there were a few goblin gangs making trouble for elderly gnomes, but nothing on under ground war. Holly was just typing up a review for that weeks patrols when she heard some one cough violently. She looked over the wall of her cubical at Trouble Kelp who looked extremely pale and worn. "Hay you all right Kelp?" Though she wasn't close to Trouble, a fairy getting sick was extremely bad. "No, to your question Holly, I don't understand this I took the Ritual yesterday I should be as hyped up as a gnome on caffeine" Trouble rasped through his dry throughout. "You better go see a warlock, it won't be any good for the LEP to have their best officer down."
Trouble laughed, it sounded more like a dogs bark, his throughout was so dry, "like we would need any officers, Havens as quiet as a mouse" Trouble lurch out off his cubical coughing as he went.
Holly wondered if she should tell Commander Root of Troubles illness while she walked down the hall to his office, but brushed that idea away. It was probably nothing magic cannot fix. She knocked on Root door and opened it when she head the usual, 'what is it?!' When Root saw Holly he sat up in his chair "ah, Holly anything in your report of any interest and, WHY HAS IT TAKEN YOU SO LONG!" Root, couldn't be civilised even if he wanted to. "I only started it today!" wrong answer. "Then why didn't you start it yesterday or even last week you can't tell me you've been to busy, we haven't had any thing for almost a YEAR!!!!" Root just loved to blow up about things of no importance, but as Holly had known him for quite some time she knew that he was just as board as the rest of them. "Yes sir, I'll start my next report sooner" Just as Holly was about to leave, " Oh, Short, Foaly has some new things he needs to be tested he has asked me to chose someone, I said you" a small smirk appeared on his face, "at least you got your report in on time." Holly could have jumped for joy; Foaly always had something good he was working on, bye, bye boredom for a while.
"Hi, captain come to play with my new toys." Foaly's usual friendly if not annoying voice entered Holly ears when she walked into the Tech Lab. Holly looked around and saw no sign of the centaur. "Yeah, but it would be easier to 'play' with them if you could stop being the almighty voice from no were and tell me where they are"
Not from 'No where,' from above" at that moment Holly felt something wet hit her cheek. Wiping it away she found it to be a half chewed bit of carrot. "ewww" Holly looked up to see Foaly hovering soundlessly above her, face full of mirth.
"What do you think of one my many new brilliant inventions" Foaly laded as quietly as a feather on to the rubber tiles "I call them Moon Flyers they are powered by moon light and is light but strong enough to lift a mud man."
"One problem, what if there's no moon and why would you want something that can carry a mud man" asked Holly.
"It has a back-up battery that will last for eyons and will recharge every time you turn the thing off, and I know many fat gnomes who haven't been off their feet for a long time." Answered Foaly removing the wings and placing them on a rack " also, there are some centaurs who have been wanting to fly like you elves."
"Come on Foaly give me some thing to test" Holly said trying to keep the anticipation out of her voice. "OK Short keep your ears on" Foaly rummaged around in the mass of electronics that covered his work table, "Ah! Here you go" Foaly pulled out a large shiny gun. "This babe is the G2000 Mk.5 Electron Pulsar Laser. When it hits it target it sends out a electrical pulse."
"Oh who would have thought" Holly muttered sarcastically, " just give me the gun." And before Foaly could do anything Holly snatched the gun from his hairy hands, took brief aim at a practise target, and puled the trigger.
At first Holly thought nothing had happened, the target was intact with only a few sparks flying around it. Then the target just crumbled into a small heap of ash. Foaly snatched back the gun, "next time let me explain, you could have missed!"
"Can I have one of those?!" Holly was still stunned by the smouldering ash.
"Officers" Foaly snorted, "never take any notice of a guinus." "Forget the gun we know that works I want to show you something special" Foaly pulled out a slim remote control, "I present to you,. FART! Fairy. Artificial. Reacon. Transformation! " And dramatically Foaly pushed the remote. One wall in the lab slid open with a huge pile of smoke billowing from it to reveal a mechanical suit that would fit one elf. It had about four guns strapped to it and what looked like a "light sabre", from that Mud Mad movie, with people ranting about something called the 'forks'. At leased that was what it looked like before some thing in the suit malfunctioned creating a small explosion. "NOO," whined Foaly as he extinguished the fire " I work my flanks off, and then find that it can't even walk with out blowing up!"
After trying to sympathise with the pissed off centaur, Holly was able to try out Foaly other creations, and by the end of her shift, found her self carrying most of it on the way home. As she walked through the streets of Haven whistling happy to have the new gear (including the G2000) attached to her belt, Holly heard someone cough violently behind her. At first she thought it was Trouble but when she turned around it was some one she never seen before. Now that it had got her attention she saw that lots of elves and pixies were coughing. This was bad. Fairies do not get sick. After giving many elves a wide breath, Holly finally made it back to her apartment. Shutting the door Holly had the feeling that this was going to change the Peoples way of life forever.
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So second chapter locked and loaded. Was my spelling or grammar any better if its not then I DO NOT CARE I HAVE HOMEWORK AND A LIFE OUTSIDE MY COMPUTER, ALONG WITH AN ANOTHER STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I'm getting a bloody cold, just what I need (suddenly smells some thing burning looks around to find it was her)
SHIT!!! OH CRAP I M ON FIRE, WATER, WATER (shoves head into a conveniently placed water bucket)
Chaos: sorry you said you were cold. (Holds up matches)
What happened to chaos is to bad for the rating I gave this so I will not write it
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!