OK, third chapter, my mind is blank, I am screwed, and HELP ME I HAVE TOO
MANY THINGS IN MY HEAD! (Piano falls on wolf)
Brilliant mister Bob.
Slime Frog: I LOVE YOU!!!! Not in romantic way, I am A LEZ) you are the only one so far who has liked my story THANK YOU!(
Starlover11: whats the plot? You ask. Look, if you read a story and you new whats was going to happen just from reading 2 chapters then what would be the point in reading the rest of it? I don't even know how its going to end cos. I'm making it up as I go OK.
Chaos: FUCK YOU, JUST READ IT!!!!!!
Wolf: can somebody please get him out of this story, this is MINE, MINE,MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chaos: isn't our reader writer realashionship amazing!!!! FUCK YOU ALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (large harp falls on choas)
Wolf: god whats with all the instraments
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Back in Fowl Manor
FILE LOADED
Flashed up on Arteimses' computer, Artemis hit enters. At first Artemis thought nothing had happened when his own face came up on the screen.
"Hello Artemis Fowl the second" said the other Artemis on the computer,"do not worry this is not a trick of any kind as I am you. This is something you have been missing for the passed few years some thing which you will want back. Hear it is." And at that the computer Artemis started saying words like fairy, Holly Short, centaur, fairy bible, guns, Mafia, C cube, Arctic, LEPrecon.
Suddenly memories stared flying back at such a speed Artemis thought his brain would explode. The pain of it drove him to his knees, hand clasped over his ears as though he could stop all the information flying into his mind. Then, as suddenly as it started, it stopped. Arteimses slowly rose to his feet. Every thing was back, kidnapping Holly Short of the LEP, saving his father from the Mafia, defeating Jon Spiro every thing. Artemis didn't know what to think his emotions were all over the place, part of him felt relived to finally have his memory back the other part was in raged that that the fairies had taken it. Artemis looked up at the computer screen and saw the translated version of the fairy bible. Remembering something Artemis took the number the sales man, obviously Mulch Diggums, gave him from his pocket and quickly punched the number into his mobile. It rang three time before Mulch answered. " It took you long enough Fowl, for a minute I thought you threw the disk away."
"I'm glade to see you got out, a little before I thought you would but that not a problem. How's your freedom?" Artemis did his best to sound formal and keep the relief out of his voice. "Boring so far, I got out last month, Julius wasn't to happy about it though made Foaly go over the file 69 times before he was convinced" laughed Mulch remembering the look of astonishment on roots face, priceless. " Do you know how Holly is?" the words came out of his mouth before he knew what he said.
"Fine, last time I saw her, why?" he asked in a mocking tone, "something in that cold hart of yours pinging?" "No" Artemis' voice, which was starting to break, went high, "I mean", he coughed slightly, "No, I just wanted to know how she and the LEP are doing with out Artemis Fowl stirring things up." Mulch grunted in disbelief, Fowl was growing up and even geniuses have crushes.
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When Holly came to work the next day she was immediately called to Root office and she did not have to ask why. One third of the crew at the Police Plaza were coughing their lungs out.
"Short, this is a disaster, I have handled gangs, rouge trolls, boy genus's, and the Arctic but I, I'm at my wits end! There hasn't been an epidemic since the mud-men walked on their feet." Root looked 20 years older as he paced back and fourth in his office, pale as a gnomes behind. "Are we going to Lockdown sir," asked Holly, referring to when ever there in a flood, fairy discovery, or an epidemic, the city is completely closed off. We cannot, the Council has said they want no panic in the and to act like nothing wrong. All they really want is so they don't lose any money from holiday makers, by Fronds name, they wont even let me stop all transport to the surface" Roots' face started to steam. "Hay Julius can I cook an egg on your head before it bursts like a volcano?" was Foalys' usual cynical voice as he trotted into the office arms full of official looking documents. "I have those papers you want, are you shore the Council wont fry us what you are planing to do." "Planing to do what?" Holly asked Foaly, and then looked at the document "what are all theses for?" she picked up one of the documents and read, THE RETURN OF MEMORIES OF FOWL. "What!" holly could have leaped for joy "you are going to give Artemis back his memories?" She suddenly realised the seriousness of this "you mean we need his help? Is it that bad?" "I'm afraid so, if the council knew what I was planning they would have me striped of rank and throw me out, but if they expect me to nothing then they are stupider than they act." Said Root "We need Fowl, our medical warlocks are at their wits end, and I have never handled a virus except a one concerning a computer" it surprised Holly to hear Foaly say he could not do some thing, that of all things made her worry.
*~*~*~* Deep in an under ground cave
The black clocked figure chuckled evilly as he watched Root explain his plan to Holly and Foaly, in a dark pool of liquid. "That's it Root, tell me your plan so I can destroy you and your vial technology" said the figure in a low grinding voice, "Serfi! Get in here." A small green pixy ran to bid his master's wish. "Yes milord Virus?" Serfi bowed low. "I need you and you men to assassinate this Artemis Fowl!" ordered Virus, "if he lives the LEP might find a cure to my draining spell, and that would destroy my perfect plan!" Yes milord, I and my men will do anything, to rid the People of their evil technology" and at that he ran off to gather his men. Virus turned back to his seeing pool and watched as Holly Short got ready to move out.
*~*~*~* Above the city if Dublin, Ireland
As Holly sailed the skies of Ireland on the new Moon Flyers, she couldn't help but wonder why in Fronds name, was she so glade that she was going to see Artemis? Yes they had become friends after they saved Artemises Farther in the Arctic, but that didn't explain that feeling inside of her. It felt like she was going to burst with joy and break down in tears at the same time. It pissed her off when she didn't know what was going on with her emotions; she was the only female LEP so she had to keep most of her emotions hidden. Was the feeling love? It couldn't be how could a fairy love a mud-man, how could a love mud-man love a fairy?
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well that's the third chapter what do you think. Just so you know It will get much more exciting don't worry, and I'm not going to make it a really soppy love story. So to those who like romance stories this aint going to be one, yes people are going to fall in love but I m planing to make in more of a action adventure story ok dot get mad.
Chaos;(singing) bugger off, bugger off, bugger off, bugger off, bugger off, buggr oooooffff lalalalalalalalalaaaaaaa (drum set falls on chaos)
sorry it took so long
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slime Frog: I LOVE YOU!!!! Not in romantic way, I am A LEZ) you are the only one so far who has liked my story THANK YOU!(
Starlover11: whats the plot? You ask. Look, if you read a story and you new whats was going to happen just from reading 2 chapters then what would be the point in reading the rest of it? I don't even know how its going to end cos. I'm making it up as I go OK.
Chaos: FUCK YOU, JUST READ IT!!!!!!
Wolf: can somebody please get him out of this story, this is MINE, MINE,MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chaos: isn't our reader writer realashionship amazing!!!! FUCK YOU ALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (large harp falls on choas)
Wolf: god whats with all the instraments
2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222(so many numbers)22222222222222222222222 Chapter 3: So it begins
Back in Fowl Manor
FILE LOADED
Flashed up on Arteimses' computer, Artemis hit enters. At first Artemis thought nothing had happened when his own face came up on the screen.
"Hello Artemis Fowl the second" said the other Artemis on the computer,"do not worry this is not a trick of any kind as I am you. This is something you have been missing for the passed few years some thing which you will want back. Hear it is." And at that the computer Artemis started saying words like fairy, Holly Short, centaur, fairy bible, guns, Mafia, C cube, Arctic, LEPrecon.
Suddenly memories stared flying back at such a speed Artemis thought his brain would explode. The pain of it drove him to his knees, hand clasped over his ears as though he could stop all the information flying into his mind. Then, as suddenly as it started, it stopped. Arteimses slowly rose to his feet. Every thing was back, kidnapping Holly Short of the LEP, saving his father from the Mafia, defeating Jon Spiro every thing. Artemis didn't know what to think his emotions were all over the place, part of him felt relived to finally have his memory back the other part was in raged that that the fairies had taken it. Artemis looked up at the computer screen and saw the translated version of the fairy bible. Remembering something Artemis took the number the sales man, obviously Mulch Diggums, gave him from his pocket and quickly punched the number into his mobile. It rang three time before Mulch answered. " It took you long enough Fowl, for a minute I thought you threw the disk away."
"I'm glade to see you got out, a little before I thought you would but that not a problem. How's your freedom?" Artemis did his best to sound formal and keep the relief out of his voice. "Boring so far, I got out last month, Julius wasn't to happy about it though made Foaly go over the file 69 times before he was convinced" laughed Mulch remembering the look of astonishment on roots face, priceless. " Do you know how Holly is?" the words came out of his mouth before he knew what he said.
"Fine, last time I saw her, why?" he asked in a mocking tone, "something in that cold hart of yours pinging?" "No" Artemis' voice, which was starting to break, went high, "I mean", he coughed slightly, "No, I just wanted to know how she and the LEP are doing with out Artemis Fowl stirring things up." Mulch grunted in disbelief, Fowl was growing up and even geniuses have crushes.
*~*
When Holly came to work the next day she was immediately called to Root office and she did not have to ask why. One third of the crew at the Police Plaza were coughing their lungs out.
"Short, this is a disaster, I have handled gangs, rouge trolls, boy genus's, and the Arctic but I, I'm at my wits end! There hasn't been an epidemic since the mud-men walked on their feet." Root looked 20 years older as he paced back and fourth in his office, pale as a gnomes behind. "Are we going to Lockdown sir," asked Holly, referring to when ever there in a flood, fairy discovery, or an epidemic, the city is completely closed off. We cannot, the Council has said they want no panic in the and to act like nothing wrong. All they really want is so they don't lose any money from holiday makers, by Fronds name, they wont even let me stop all transport to the surface" Roots' face started to steam. "Hay Julius can I cook an egg on your head before it bursts like a volcano?" was Foalys' usual cynical voice as he trotted into the office arms full of official looking documents. "I have those papers you want, are you shore the Council wont fry us what you are planing to do." "Planing to do what?" Holly asked Foaly, and then looked at the document "what are all theses for?" she picked up one of the documents and read, THE RETURN OF MEMORIES OF FOWL. "What!" holly could have leaped for joy "you are going to give Artemis back his memories?" She suddenly realised the seriousness of this "you mean we need his help? Is it that bad?" "I'm afraid so, if the council knew what I was planning they would have me striped of rank and throw me out, but if they expect me to nothing then they are stupider than they act." Said Root "We need Fowl, our medical warlocks are at their wits end, and I have never handled a virus except a one concerning a computer" it surprised Holly to hear Foaly say he could not do some thing, that of all things made her worry.
*~*~*~* Deep in an under ground cave
The black clocked figure chuckled evilly as he watched Root explain his plan to Holly and Foaly, in a dark pool of liquid. "That's it Root, tell me your plan so I can destroy you and your vial technology" said the figure in a low grinding voice, "Serfi! Get in here." A small green pixy ran to bid his master's wish. "Yes milord Virus?" Serfi bowed low. "I need you and you men to assassinate this Artemis Fowl!" ordered Virus, "if he lives the LEP might find a cure to my draining spell, and that would destroy my perfect plan!" Yes milord, I and my men will do anything, to rid the People of their evil technology" and at that he ran off to gather his men. Virus turned back to his seeing pool and watched as Holly Short got ready to move out.
*~*~*~* Above the city if Dublin, Ireland
As Holly sailed the skies of Ireland on the new Moon Flyers, she couldn't help but wonder why in Fronds name, was she so glade that she was going to see Artemis? Yes they had become friends after they saved Artemises Farther in the Arctic, but that didn't explain that feeling inside of her. It felt like she was going to burst with joy and break down in tears at the same time. It pissed her off when she didn't know what was going on with her emotions; she was the only female LEP so she had to keep most of her emotions hidden. Was the feeling love? It couldn't be how could a fairy love a mud-man, how could a love mud-man love a fairy?
2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222 2222222222
well that's the third chapter what do you think. Just so you know It will get much more exciting don't worry, and I'm not going to make it a really soppy love story. So to those who like romance stories this aint going to be one, yes people are going to fall in love but I m planing to make in more of a action adventure story ok dot get mad.
Chaos;(singing) bugger off, bugger off, bugger off, bugger off, bugger off, buggr oooooffff lalalalalalalalalaaaaaaa (drum set falls on chaos)
sorry it took so long
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!