Author's Notes: Here's the first chapter of my glorious (yeah right) short story. En, if you don't know is from the Ichigaki Team, the reason I paired Christina up with him is because he looks identical to an ex of mine. If anyone is curious my name is also Christina, but my last name isn't Blackfox. I'm also looking for more ideas on pairing guys with Christina, so if anyone has any ideas or would like to put Christina through Hell, email me. I can pair her up with any character from up to the end of the Dark World Tournament. Welp, I don't own any of these characters but Christina. And yes that is Haruko from Fooly Cooly/Furi Kuri, she mostly in there to be the best friend of Christina and the comedy relief. This story is revolved around Christina, pay attention cause she's a slut and never keeps a man for very long.
Chapter One:
Dating Haruko's Neighbor
Haruko and Christina were walking around playing their guitars, Haruko hummed some tune and said,
"We might want to stop playing on the next street."
"Why? Oh, never mind, it's the temple you live next to." Christina said. Of course she couldn't say much; she had a crush on the one guy that lives there. They stopped playing when the rounded the corner.
"What's up with that hair?" Someone said, a few girls were standing around someone.
"Your front teeth are huge." Another girl said.
"Great, Saseko High girls." Christina said, "Hey bitches, who you torturing now?"
"Look it's the Dok Dok slut." One of the girls said. Christina slammed her against the ground with her guitar.
"Leave bitches before I do that to all of you." She said, they ran off. They were taunting a guy with mop top orange hair and buck teeth, it was the one Christina had a crush on: En. He was sitting on a bench a pair of scissors next to him.
"What's the scissors for neighbor?" Haruko asked.
"I'm going to cut my hair." He said, they could tell he was crying.
"Don't do that." Christina sat down and took the scissors, "Your hair is so nice, why would you ever want to cut it?"
"Because people make fun me for it." He said.
"Well, we don't do we?" Haruko asked.
"No."
"Well, then. Come take a walk with us, it'll make you feel better." Haruko took the scissors from Christina and threw them over her shoulder.
"Yipe!" She had hit a dog with them. (Author's note: No dogs were harmed in the writing of this story.)
"Ooops." Haruko got a really innocent look on her face, "Anyway, come on, cause we ain't letting you cut your hair."
"Okay." En got up. Haruko yanked Christina off the bench. They went on walking, Haruko and En lagging behind.
"You two are slow." Christina said, Haruko walked over and leaned close to her.
"He likes you." She said.
"Really?" Christina asked.
"Yep, he wants me to ask you out for him." Haruko grinned, "Here's your chance to be with your 'Prince Charming'."
"What do you mean?" Christina asked.
"Your diary said you wanted him to be your prince charming." Haruko laughed.
"How dare you!" Christina was going to attack her with her guitar but Haruko just pushed her back to where En was.
"Well, um." He stuttered.
"Of course." Christina said, she kissed him.
"Ah, young love." Haruko said, "Come on, I have to get back to Ta-kun's before night fall."
"Okay, I have to go." Christina kissed him again.
"Okay, bye." En left. They went to Christina's house.
"So how long are you going to stay with him?" Haruko asked.
"Who knows." Christina said.
"I have go cook dinner, bye." Haruko said.
"Bye." Christina laid on the couch and went to sleep.
Chapter One:
Dating Haruko's Neighbor
Haruko and Christina were walking around playing their guitars, Haruko hummed some tune and said,
"We might want to stop playing on the next street."
"Why? Oh, never mind, it's the temple you live next to." Christina said. Of course she couldn't say much; she had a crush on the one guy that lives there. They stopped playing when the rounded the corner.
"What's up with that hair?" Someone said, a few girls were standing around someone.
"Your front teeth are huge." Another girl said.
"Great, Saseko High girls." Christina said, "Hey bitches, who you torturing now?"
"Look it's the Dok Dok slut." One of the girls said. Christina slammed her against the ground with her guitar.
"Leave bitches before I do that to all of you." She said, they ran off. They were taunting a guy with mop top orange hair and buck teeth, it was the one Christina had a crush on: En. He was sitting on a bench a pair of scissors next to him.
"What's the scissors for neighbor?" Haruko asked.
"I'm going to cut my hair." He said, they could tell he was crying.
"Don't do that." Christina sat down and took the scissors, "Your hair is so nice, why would you ever want to cut it?"
"Because people make fun me for it." He said.
"Well, we don't do we?" Haruko asked.
"No."
"Well, then. Come take a walk with us, it'll make you feel better." Haruko took the scissors from Christina and threw them over her shoulder.
"Yipe!" She had hit a dog with them. (Author's note: No dogs were harmed in the writing of this story.)
"Ooops." Haruko got a really innocent look on her face, "Anyway, come on, cause we ain't letting you cut your hair."
"Okay." En got up. Haruko yanked Christina off the bench. They went on walking, Haruko and En lagging behind.
"You two are slow." Christina said, Haruko walked over and leaned close to her.
"He likes you." She said.
"Really?" Christina asked.
"Yep, he wants me to ask you out for him." Haruko grinned, "Here's your chance to be with your 'Prince Charming'."
"What do you mean?" Christina asked.
"Your diary said you wanted him to be your prince charming." Haruko laughed.
"How dare you!" Christina was going to attack her with her guitar but Haruko just pushed her back to where En was.
"Well, um." He stuttered.
"Of course." Christina said, she kissed him.
"Ah, young love." Haruko said, "Come on, I have to get back to Ta-kun's before night fall."
"Okay, I have to go." Christina kissed him again.
"Okay, bye." En left. They went to Christina's house.
"So how long are you going to stay with him?" Haruko asked.
"Who knows." Christina said.
"I have go cook dinner, bye." Haruko said.
"Bye." Christina laid on the couch and went to sleep.