Mamono: Hey!
Seto: Hi...........
Mamono: Before we bring in our disclaimer helpee. I would like to take the time answer a few questions!
Seto: Great, Q&A with Mamono................*roll eyes*..........this ought to be fun.
Mamono: *glares at Seto* Yes! It will be fun! But not really Q&A pursue, more like A, just A, yeah..........A..............
*crickets chirp*
Mamono:..................Okay, so, regarding Jewel, she is one of the lovely reviewers who asked to be in the disclaimer, yeah so I let her! (thanks for the help Jewel) And all of the people who R&R are my friends!!!!
Okay about the Roly Poly Fish Heads Song(It Rocks!) I sadly regret to say that I don't own it............Also if you want the full lyrics, or the site where I first encountered it, just email me!
Seto: Mamono....
Mamono: What is it Seto?
Seto: I think our little helpee, isn't helping as much as we thought....
Mamono: What? Why?
Seto: Over there........
Mamono: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My beautiful chapter! You can't do that to it! Stop!
*Malik is burning chapter 5 as we speak......*
Malik: Hahahaha! Burn you!
Mamono: Malik I will kill you!!
Seto: You can't..........
Mamono: Why not!!???
Seto: Yu-gi-oh.......you don't own it..........so you can't...........
Malik: Hahahahaha Burn!!!
Mamono:.............well if I can't kill him..........then........
*takes out something she got from the Renaissance Festival earlier*
Seto: I think we should cut this short..........please review..........
Experiment Chibi
Experiment chibi: Project 5: Of Ducks, Blocks, Cooties, and Burning Friendship Speeches
"Ywugi, pwease wake up!"
Yugi's violet eyes hesitated to open. He looked up to see the Pharaoh smiling back at him, his huge eyes practically on top of his own. Yugi smiled at the cute boy. He sat up and slid Yami off of him onto the couch next to him.
"Yami what is it?" Yugi questioned his little Yami.
"Mowkuba, said to tell you dat, he twook Mawik an Ryou to da pawk.....and thas Sedo is upstwairs." Yami cutely replied, smiling because he had remembered to do as he was told. Yugi only replied with a smile. He was relieved that Mokuba took two of the monsters with him. He put on a worried face for Mokuba's sake. Taking care of one of those kids was hard enough, let alone two of them.....
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"Mowkuba! Wes go to da pawrk!" Marik urged, pulling the raven haired boy forward.
Mokuba had both Ryou and Marik's hands held tightly in his own. Seto had reminded him not to let them wander off and to always pay close attention to them. Mokuba smiled as he took the two boys toward the park in the middle of the city. He felt confident that he could do this, he had to prove it to everyone that he was not a child.
"Mawik, you'wre going to fast, waid fowr us!" Ryou cried as he struggled to keep up with the others. Mokuba smiled and slowed the little Ishtar down. Marik only shot an exasperated look towards the other two and began to walk slower.
"Youw know..........we never gonna get dere, if you two are gonna be so swow." Marik complained.
"We will Mawik, be patient owld boy!" Ryou chirped in his ever so happy British accent.
Mokuba and Marik only gazed blankly at the white haired boy. The odd silence was broken by a cry from Ryou.
"You guyz stowp it!"
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Yugi and Yami were on the couch staring blankly at the television set. A public television fund raiser was airing. The two sat and watched as Fluffy Bunny hopped around asking people to send money. Yami found this quite interesting. His eyes never moved as he watched the pink rabbit beg a man for a dollar.
"Yuwgi, why is da bunny so biwg?"
"Oh, it's a Goliath bunny........"
"Yugi whas a Go-lia-th?"
".......Never mind......."
Yugi sighed and averted his eyes from the glowing screen, he saw Malik and Bakura on the floor playing with some blocks.
"Ha ha phawaoh, I buiwt your twomb and now I's gonna bwow it up!!!" Malik let out a very squeaky war cry.
"No, wait tiwl a steal da phawaoh's tweasure firwst!" Bakura interrupted Malik before he sent the block pyramid flying. Yugi's eyes narrowed at the two, he grabbed Yami and nudged the prince closer to himself. He looked around the room again. His eyes flashed wide, someone was missing.........
"Where's Joey?"
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"Sedooooooooooo!" A young blond called. His small feet trotted through the dark hallway of the Kaiba mansion. His eyes squinted, he wanted to make sure he could see his buddy when he came. The little chibi shivered and looked frantically to and fro.
"Whad if dere's ghowhsts' here..........."
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"Mowkuba wook a duck!" pointed out a cheerful Ryou. They had just gotten to the park, Mokuba had mistakenly let go of Marik's hand. The little chibi was now wandering the park........
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"Bwoom! Mwuahahahahaha!" Malik and Bakura cheered as the colorful remains of the pharaoh's tomb were scattered onto the floor. Yugi had managed to cover Yami's eyes in time. He didn't want to referee another shadow game, that's for sure.............There was a sudden knock on the door. Malik quickly looked up to see Yugi trot over to the door. Yami had taken this time to walk over to the other two chibis with the intention of playing with them.
Yugi opened the door to reveal a girl with short coffee-brown hair. Her blue eyes glittered in the afternoon sunlight. Her usual cheerful smile was nowhere to be seen, instead a furious fire burned in her eyes, she shot through the door knocking Yugi over.
"Kaiba! Where are you!?" she roared. She looked across the room, she had to find that jerk and make him give back what he stole. She stomped mercilessly through the room, kicking everything that got in her way. Yami's newly built pyramid was no exception. The colored blocks flew across the room in all directions. A flash of blue had hit Bakura in the nose, a burst of red hit the backside of Malik's head, and a avalanche of colors fell on top of the young pharaoh himself. Yugi froze, Tea` was really scary when she got mad...
Tea` instantly looked down to see a young Bakura rubbing his nose and glaring back at her, an equally young Malik stroking his head with tears in his eyes, and the whimpering coming from under a pile of blocks. She fell back onto the couch, Yugi had run up to her looking down to see if she was alright.
"Tea` why are you here?" Yugi looked down at his very pale friend.
"What do you mean? Yugi what are you doing here?"
"I uhh.............am babysitting!"
"What, I don't see Mokuba here........."
"Yeah well I never said that I was babysitting Mokuba........"
"Then why are you at Kaiba's house?!"
Yugi sighed, he'd have to tell Tea` the truth, he bit his lip and began.
*twenty minutes later*
"What! Yugi how? I mean this is too weird!"
Tea` looked down to see the three chibis rebuilding their pyramid shooting evil glances at the girl every now and then. They didn't know who she was and based on their first encounter, they couldn't trust her.......
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"Hey Ryou, I brought some bread, do you want to feed the ducks?" Mokuba smiled down at the white haired boy, he then pulled out some white crumbs of bread from his black backpack. Ryou took the bag from the raven-haired boy, he opened it and threw the white fluffy crumbs at the ducks swimming across the pond. Three ducks swam up to the boys and began eating the soggy crumbs. Ryou giggled at the sight of the three ducks, he sure loved animals. Unfortunately he wasn't the only one.......
""Pwepawre ducks, for now youwr tiwme is ober! I cwaim you fow my wunch!!!"
Marik pointed at the biggest duck. He dashed toward it and chased it through the water. The duck frantically tried to get away, as Marik chased it out of the pond, into a group of picnickers, and through a group of dog walkers. The dogs started snapping their chains and followed Marik in his pursuit. Mokuba only watched in horror as the duck, Marik, and the dogs ran through the park, knocking over anyone in their way. A police officer happened to be standing right in front of them, Marik plowed through him like a stuffed animal and was now heading straight for the two boys. Mokuba picked the shaky Ryou up and ran frantically for their lives. Tears ran down his eyes as he was being chased by basically everything in the park.
"Why does this have to happen to me!?"
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"Where are ya Sedo!" Joey frantically cried. He was beginning to shake with fear. The sun was beginning to set and the hallways became eerily dark. Joey ran through the house searching for anyone now. His eyes traveled to the ceiling, he looked up at how far they went, he turned backwards and continued to stare. A loud crash was heard from behind him, without realizing it he ran into a table and knocked over a plant, it fell to the floor and black dirt spilled everywhere. Joey dashed terrorized away.
"Whaaa! A gwhost!" he screamed.
Joey ran through another lit hallway and then slowed down. He looked to and fro his eyes darting from one place to the next. He began to shake with fear, this place sure was scary. He looked ahead of him and saw the flash of a white tailcoat move across the hall. Joey frantically ran towards it tripping now and then, trying to catch up with it.
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Tea` looked sweetly at the chibis rebuilding their pyramid, they only glared at her. Tea` nervously looked away.
"Yugi, I don't think they like me much........"
"Oh don't worry about it, they just don't know you, that's all." Yugi replied sweetly.
Tea smiled back at her friend. Her smile though was instantly turned into a glare that frightened Yugi. He looked behind him to see the cool as ice Seto Kaiba standing at the end of the hallway. He frowned at the sight of Tea`, his eyes staring through her, with medium level intimidation.
"Yugi, why is she here?"
"Hey! Kaiba! Give it back NOW!" Tea roared. She jumped to her feet and raced up to Kaiba. She managed to knock the chibi's blocks over once again. Seto frowned and looked back at Yugi, he only sighed and went to comfort the crying chibis.
"Hand it over Kaiba!"
"I don't know what you're talking about." Seto smirked.
"You know, very well what I'm talking about! So hand my class project over now!"
"Tea`, how can this speech really be a class project......... "
"Hey! My project on friendship is not something to be made fun of!"
"Yeah, it is something to be burned......"
She was about to kick Kaiba in the shin when a little blond boy came running through the hall.
"Sedooo-ahhh!" he cried, as he slipped on the rug, slid past Seto, and ran into Tea`, who was on one foot, since she was about to kick Seto, which caused the two to topple over. Seto only smirked as Joey ignored the girl and ran up to him rubbing his head. He was about to attach himself to Seto's leg, but the brown haired teen stopped him in the knick of time.
"Joey, you can't touch me now." Seto smirked, his eyes flashed with an idea.
"Why not!?" the boy yelped.
"Because, you have cooties."
"Coowties? Wad are dey?"
"When you touch a girl, you get them, they're like bugs. They turn you into a girl..." Seto smirked he looked at the truly disgusted Tea` who was glaring at him.
"Kaiba, since when are you so childish!" Tea` snapped.
"Since you decided to drop by unannounced." Seto retorted.
The two sets of blue eyes locked in the staring contest to end all staring contests. The three chibis looked on, the new idea of cooties sinking into their heads. Joey in the meantime had run off........
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"I gotta get dese cwoo-ties offa me!" Joey whimpered as he wandered back through the hall. He managed to walk into a big room, tiles were on the floor and the walls were made out of marble. He looked to the end of the room to see a huge marble tub. He thought that it might help, so he pulled the knobs and water began filling the tub.
"Do you tink da coowties got on my cwothes?" Joey questioned to himself. He decided not to chance it. He looked over to see a basket with all sorts of shiny bottles in it lying on the floor next to the tub. Joey walked over to the basket, picked up one of the bottles, opened it and sniffed the creamy blue gel.
"Hmm dis smells good!"
Joey poured the entire contents of the bottle into the warm water. He then continued to open the other bottles and pour the liquids into the tub. He twisted the knobs back to their original places just as the water was about to overflow the giant bathtub. The water stopped flowing and the little blond boy hopped into the tub, clothes and all.
"Hmm now da cooties will be dead! Hee!" Joey chirped and began swimming in the giant tub. He got to the opposite side of the tub and noticed a big shiny button. He stared at it, no child could resist the temptation of the big shiny button. So Joey didn't even try, he smiled and smacked his bubbly hand on the shiny button. Joey gasped as the tub began to shake and the water began to swirl around.
"Ahhhm da cooties deys attackin' me!!!"
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Seto and Tea` were in the middle of their staring contest. None of them backing down. Seto had his trademark scowl and Tea` her determined look of friendship. Sparks flew as the two tried to make the other back down. Malik and Bakura were building a block fortress, to keep the cooties away and Yami went and hid behind the dazed Yugi. Seto blinked when he heard shouting coming from upstairs.
"I'll be right back, everyone wait here........"
Tea` smiled in triumph. She cheered silently as the CEO walked back through the dark hall.
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"Hewlp Me!!!"
Seto ran into the bathroom to see Joey swirling around helplessly in the tub. Seto smirked at the helpless boy, this was something he never expected to see in his life.
"Da cooties, days got me!" the boy cried.
At which Seto couldn't help laughing. He walked casually over to the tub with the intention of helping the boy. Big mistake...........
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"Yugi, where do you think Kaiba ran off to all of a sudden." Tea` chimed, her head obviously inflated from her false victory.
"I don't know, it must've been importa-" Yugi stopped, and started to laugh. Seto had just walked into the room. Water dripped onto the floor, he was soaked. Joey was equally wet, he sat comfortably attached to Seto's leg, a smile was plastered onto his face, knowing that he got rid of his cooties. Seto on the other hand was scowling like never before. He looked like a cat who was thrown into the river. Everyone instantly stopped laughing and backed away. They weren't that stupid..........
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"I'm sorry mister Kaiba but we have to tell your brother what happened..." the police officer stated.
Mokuba looked sickly, he knew that his brother was going to be upset with him. Marik was standing happily next to him. Duck in hand. Ryou was quivering behind Mokuba, they waited outside the Kaiba's front door as the police officer knocked.
"I hope Seto's in a good mood........"
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Which of course, wasn't the case. When the long awaited knock on the door sounded, Seto glared daggers at anyone who moved. He sloshed over to the door and turned the handle. He stood face to face with the police officer, who, quite frankly, was scared out of his mind by the look Seto was giving him. Mokuba only led the chibis inside and tried to run past his brother. As soon as he started past Seto the dripping wet hand of the CEO picked him up by the shirt and set the raven haired boy next to him. Joey smiled up at Mokuba who nervously smiled back.
"Mr. Kaiba," the police officer started, "your brother was charged with disturbing the peace."
Seto only continued to glare at the officer.
"Uhm yes, we ah....are only going to give him a warning though......" the man choked out.
Mokuba looked up in surprise.
"I thought you were going to make us pa-" Mokuba started but his brother stepped in front of the boy and looked to the cop.
"Alright, thank you for letting me know, and now, if you would so kindly leave, your work is done here......" Seto said coldly. He then shut the door in the cop's face and turned to his brother.
"Seto, uhmm, thanks.........and sorry..." Mokuba looked away from his brother.
"Mokuba, tell me what happened."
"Well, I guess to make a long story short..........Marik got hungry......."
Seto looked over to Marik, he was sucking on the foot of the duck he had caught. Seto cocked an eyebrow at the boy. Who was this kid? Seto turned back to his brother and smiled. He whispered something into his ear which made the boy smile. Mokuba was giggling at his soaked brother. Seto's eyes flashed with an idea. He reached over and gave Mokuba a big hug, water splashed onto the boy as he tried to run from Seto. Seto was pretty fast, considering the little leg brace Joey. After a few minutes Seto collapsed onto the couch, Joey and all. He sighed and looked at the very pale Yugi. He then looked over to the chibis hiding behind the block tower glaring at Tea`.
Seto pulled a soggy piece of paper out of his pocket, he smirked and walked up to Tea`.
"Here.........new and improved." Seto smirked as he gave the paper to the girl.
Tea` unfolded the paper, "How to Be a Good Friend" was written on the top, but the letters were all smudged and illegible. She opened her mouth to protest, but Seto quickly turned and headed towards the hallway. Just before he got there he paused.
"I think it's about time we tried to do something about this........"
With that he walked out of sight down the dark hall, Joey still on hand, or foot as it were.
Experiment chibi: Project 5: Of Ducks, Blocks, Cooties, and Burning Friendship Speeches..................End.
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*Chapter is charred, tape is covering the burnt part of the chapter adding this new part*
Mamono: That did the trick!
Seto: What happened to Malik?
Mamono: Oh I called Blue eyes with the dragon whistle I bought yesterday at the Renaissance Festival.
Seto: Why didn't you just ask me to call Blue eyes...........
Mamono: Cuz! I wanted to try it. Here listen!
*Fails miserably at playing the whistle*
Seto: .........................
Mamono: Eh? What happened?.........Anyway here's the postcard Malik sent from the Bermuda Triangle.......
~Reads~
Mamono
That was really mean! I didn't even get to talk much! I don't like the Bermuda Triangle! There are way to many bugs. AHHHH a bee! As soon as I find my way out of here I will send you bee stings and flames! Mwuahhahahhahahah Huh? Isis what are you doing here? You came to take me home? What do you mean no! I don't care if you've foreseen that! Just take me home!! Anyway since I have to be here a while, send reviews to keep me entertained.
Malik
P.S. I could care a less about my replacement, have the readers choose!
Seto: You heard them.......
Mamono: I guess, well next chapter our guest is reader's choice, so send in your requests, the more reviews the faster I update! Thanks to all who have reviewed! I try to incorporate as many of your ideas as I can, but also adding in my own, so thanks to all whom I have used your ideas!
Seto: Hi...........
Mamono: Before we bring in our disclaimer helpee. I would like to take the time answer a few questions!
Seto: Great, Q&A with Mamono................*roll eyes*..........this ought to be fun.
Mamono: *glares at Seto* Yes! It will be fun! But not really Q&A pursue, more like A, just A, yeah..........A..............
*crickets chirp*
Mamono:..................Okay, so, regarding Jewel, she is one of the lovely reviewers who asked to be in the disclaimer, yeah so I let her! (thanks for the help Jewel) And all of the people who R&R are my friends!!!!
Okay about the Roly Poly Fish Heads Song(It Rocks!) I sadly regret to say that I don't own it............Also if you want the full lyrics, or the site where I first encountered it, just email me!
Seto: Mamono....
Mamono: What is it Seto?
Seto: I think our little helpee, isn't helping as much as we thought....
Mamono: What? Why?
Seto: Over there........
Mamono: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My beautiful chapter! You can't do that to it! Stop!
*Malik is burning chapter 5 as we speak......*
Malik: Hahahaha! Burn you!
Mamono: Malik I will kill you!!
Seto: You can't..........
Mamono: Why not!!???
Seto: Yu-gi-oh.......you don't own it..........so you can't...........
Malik: Hahahahaha Burn!!!
Mamono:.............well if I can't kill him..........then........
*takes out something she got from the Renaissance Festival earlier*
Seto: I think we should cut this short..........please review..........
Experiment Chibi
Experiment chibi: Project 5: Of Ducks, Blocks, Cooties, and Burning Friendship Speeches
"Ywugi, pwease wake up!"
Yugi's violet eyes hesitated to open. He looked up to see the Pharaoh smiling back at him, his huge eyes practically on top of his own. Yugi smiled at the cute boy. He sat up and slid Yami off of him onto the couch next to him.
"Yami what is it?" Yugi questioned his little Yami.
"Mowkuba, said to tell you dat, he twook Mawik an Ryou to da pawk.....and thas Sedo is upstwairs." Yami cutely replied, smiling because he had remembered to do as he was told. Yugi only replied with a smile. He was relieved that Mokuba took two of the monsters with him. He put on a worried face for Mokuba's sake. Taking care of one of those kids was hard enough, let alone two of them.....
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"Mowkuba! Wes go to da pawrk!" Marik urged, pulling the raven haired boy forward.
Mokuba had both Ryou and Marik's hands held tightly in his own. Seto had reminded him not to let them wander off and to always pay close attention to them. Mokuba smiled as he took the two boys toward the park in the middle of the city. He felt confident that he could do this, he had to prove it to everyone that he was not a child.
"Mawik, you'wre going to fast, waid fowr us!" Ryou cried as he struggled to keep up with the others. Mokuba smiled and slowed the little Ishtar down. Marik only shot an exasperated look towards the other two and began to walk slower.
"Youw know..........we never gonna get dere, if you two are gonna be so swow." Marik complained.
"We will Mawik, be patient owld boy!" Ryou chirped in his ever so happy British accent.
Mokuba and Marik only gazed blankly at the white haired boy. The odd silence was broken by a cry from Ryou.
"You guyz stowp it!"
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Yugi and Yami were on the couch staring blankly at the television set. A public television fund raiser was airing. The two sat and watched as Fluffy Bunny hopped around asking people to send money. Yami found this quite interesting. His eyes never moved as he watched the pink rabbit beg a man for a dollar.
"Yuwgi, why is da bunny so biwg?"
"Oh, it's a Goliath bunny........"
"Yugi whas a Go-lia-th?"
".......Never mind......."
Yugi sighed and averted his eyes from the glowing screen, he saw Malik and Bakura on the floor playing with some blocks.
"Ha ha phawaoh, I buiwt your twomb and now I's gonna bwow it up!!!" Malik let out a very squeaky war cry.
"No, wait tiwl a steal da phawaoh's tweasure firwst!" Bakura interrupted Malik before he sent the block pyramid flying. Yugi's eyes narrowed at the two, he grabbed Yami and nudged the prince closer to himself. He looked around the room again. His eyes flashed wide, someone was missing.........
"Where's Joey?"
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"Sedooooooooooo!" A young blond called. His small feet trotted through the dark hallway of the Kaiba mansion. His eyes squinted, he wanted to make sure he could see his buddy when he came. The little chibi shivered and looked frantically to and fro.
"Whad if dere's ghowhsts' here..........."
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"Mowkuba wook a duck!" pointed out a cheerful Ryou. They had just gotten to the park, Mokuba had mistakenly let go of Marik's hand. The little chibi was now wandering the park........
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"Bwoom! Mwuahahahahaha!" Malik and Bakura cheered as the colorful remains of the pharaoh's tomb were scattered onto the floor. Yugi had managed to cover Yami's eyes in time. He didn't want to referee another shadow game, that's for sure.............There was a sudden knock on the door. Malik quickly looked up to see Yugi trot over to the door. Yami had taken this time to walk over to the other two chibis with the intention of playing with them.
Yugi opened the door to reveal a girl with short coffee-brown hair. Her blue eyes glittered in the afternoon sunlight. Her usual cheerful smile was nowhere to be seen, instead a furious fire burned in her eyes, she shot through the door knocking Yugi over.
"Kaiba! Where are you!?" she roared. She looked across the room, she had to find that jerk and make him give back what he stole. She stomped mercilessly through the room, kicking everything that got in her way. Yami's newly built pyramid was no exception. The colored blocks flew across the room in all directions. A flash of blue had hit Bakura in the nose, a burst of red hit the backside of Malik's head, and a avalanche of colors fell on top of the young pharaoh himself. Yugi froze, Tea` was really scary when she got mad...
Tea` instantly looked down to see a young Bakura rubbing his nose and glaring back at her, an equally young Malik stroking his head with tears in his eyes, and the whimpering coming from under a pile of blocks. She fell back onto the couch, Yugi had run up to her looking down to see if she was alright.
"Tea` why are you here?" Yugi looked down at his very pale friend.
"What do you mean? Yugi what are you doing here?"
"I uhh.............am babysitting!"
"What, I don't see Mokuba here........."
"Yeah well I never said that I was babysitting Mokuba........"
"Then why are you at Kaiba's house?!"
Yugi sighed, he'd have to tell Tea` the truth, he bit his lip and began.
*twenty minutes later*
"What! Yugi how? I mean this is too weird!"
Tea` looked down to see the three chibis rebuilding their pyramid shooting evil glances at the girl every now and then. They didn't know who she was and based on their first encounter, they couldn't trust her.......
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"Hey Ryou, I brought some bread, do you want to feed the ducks?" Mokuba smiled down at the white haired boy, he then pulled out some white crumbs of bread from his black backpack. Ryou took the bag from the raven-haired boy, he opened it and threw the white fluffy crumbs at the ducks swimming across the pond. Three ducks swam up to the boys and began eating the soggy crumbs. Ryou giggled at the sight of the three ducks, he sure loved animals. Unfortunately he wasn't the only one.......
""Pwepawre ducks, for now youwr tiwme is ober! I cwaim you fow my wunch!!!"
Marik pointed at the biggest duck. He dashed toward it and chased it through the water. The duck frantically tried to get away, as Marik chased it out of the pond, into a group of picnickers, and through a group of dog walkers. The dogs started snapping their chains and followed Marik in his pursuit. Mokuba only watched in horror as the duck, Marik, and the dogs ran through the park, knocking over anyone in their way. A police officer happened to be standing right in front of them, Marik plowed through him like a stuffed animal and was now heading straight for the two boys. Mokuba picked the shaky Ryou up and ran frantically for their lives. Tears ran down his eyes as he was being chased by basically everything in the park.
"Why does this have to happen to me!?"
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"Where are ya Sedo!" Joey frantically cried. He was beginning to shake with fear. The sun was beginning to set and the hallways became eerily dark. Joey ran through the house searching for anyone now. His eyes traveled to the ceiling, he looked up at how far they went, he turned backwards and continued to stare. A loud crash was heard from behind him, without realizing it he ran into a table and knocked over a plant, it fell to the floor and black dirt spilled everywhere. Joey dashed terrorized away.
"Whaaa! A gwhost!" he screamed.
Joey ran through another lit hallway and then slowed down. He looked to and fro his eyes darting from one place to the next. He began to shake with fear, this place sure was scary. He looked ahead of him and saw the flash of a white tailcoat move across the hall. Joey frantically ran towards it tripping now and then, trying to catch up with it.
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Tea` looked sweetly at the chibis rebuilding their pyramid, they only glared at her. Tea` nervously looked away.
"Yugi, I don't think they like me much........"
"Oh don't worry about it, they just don't know you, that's all." Yugi replied sweetly.
Tea smiled back at her friend. Her smile though was instantly turned into a glare that frightened Yugi. He looked behind him to see the cool as ice Seto Kaiba standing at the end of the hallway. He frowned at the sight of Tea`, his eyes staring through her, with medium level intimidation.
"Yugi, why is she here?"
"Hey! Kaiba! Give it back NOW!" Tea roared. She jumped to her feet and raced up to Kaiba. She managed to knock the chibi's blocks over once again. Seto frowned and looked back at Yugi, he only sighed and went to comfort the crying chibis.
"Hand it over Kaiba!"
"I don't know what you're talking about." Seto smirked.
"You know, very well what I'm talking about! So hand my class project over now!"
"Tea`, how can this speech really be a class project......... "
"Hey! My project on friendship is not something to be made fun of!"
"Yeah, it is something to be burned......"
She was about to kick Kaiba in the shin when a little blond boy came running through the hall.
"Sedooo-ahhh!" he cried, as he slipped on the rug, slid past Seto, and ran into Tea`, who was on one foot, since she was about to kick Seto, which caused the two to topple over. Seto only smirked as Joey ignored the girl and ran up to him rubbing his head. He was about to attach himself to Seto's leg, but the brown haired teen stopped him in the knick of time.
"Joey, you can't touch me now." Seto smirked, his eyes flashed with an idea.
"Why not!?" the boy yelped.
"Because, you have cooties."
"Coowties? Wad are dey?"
"When you touch a girl, you get them, they're like bugs. They turn you into a girl..." Seto smirked he looked at the truly disgusted Tea` who was glaring at him.
"Kaiba, since when are you so childish!" Tea` snapped.
"Since you decided to drop by unannounced." Seto retorted.
The two sets of blue eyes locked in the staring contest to end all staring contests. The three chibis looked on, the new idea of cooties sinking into their heads. Joey in the meantime had run off........
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"I gotta get dese cwoo-ties offa me!" Joey whimpered as he wandered back through the hall. He managed to walk into a big room, tiles were on the floor and the walls were made out of marble. He looked to the end of the room to see a huge marble tub. He thought that it might help, so he pulled the knobs and water began filling the tub.
"Do you tink da coowties got on my cwothes?" Joey questioned to himself. He decided not to chance it. He looked over to see a basket with all sorts of shiny bottles in it lying on the floor next to the tub. Joey walked over to the basket, picked up one of the bottles, opened it and sniffed the creamy blue gel.
"Hmm dis smells good!"
Joey poured the entire contents of the bottle into the warm water. He then continued to open the other bottles and pour the liquids into the tub. He twisted the knobs back to their original places just as the water was about to overflow the giant bathtub. The water stopped flowing and the little blond boy hopped into the tub, clothes and all.
"Hmm now da cooties will be dead! Hee!" Joey chirped and began swimming in the giant tub. He got to the opposite side of the tub and noticed a big shiny button. He stared at it, no child could resist the temptation of the big shiny button. So Joey didn't even try, he smiled and smacked his bubbly hand on the shiny button. Joey gasped as the tub began to shake and the water began to swirl around.
"Ahhhm da cooties deys attackin' me!!!"
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Seto and Tea` were in the middle of their staring contest. None of them backing down. Seto had his trademark scowl and Tea` her determined look of friendship. Sparks flew as the two tried to make the other back down. Malik and Bakura were building a block fortress, to keep the cooties away and Yami went and hid behind the dazed Yugi. Seto blinked when he heard shouting coming from upstairs.
"I'll be right back, everyone wait here........"
Tea` smiled in triumph. She cheered silently as the CEO walked back through the dark hall.
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"Hewlp Me!!!"
Seto ran into the bathroom to see Joey swirling around helplessly in the tub. Seto smirked at the helpless boy, this was something he never expected to see in his life.
"Da cooties, days got me!" the boy cried.
At which Seto couldn't help laughing. He walked casually over to the tub with the intention of helping the boy. Big mistake...........
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"Yugi, where do you think Kaiba ran off to all of a sudden." Tea` chimed, her head obviously inflated from her false victory.
"I don't know, it must've been importa-" Yugi stopped, and started to laugh. Seto had just walked into the room. Water dripped onto the floor, he was soaked. Joey was equally wet, he sat comfortably attached to Seto's leg, a smile was plastered onto his face, knowing that he got rid of his cooties. Seto on the other hand was scowling like never before. He looked like a cat who was thrown into the river. Everyone instantly stopped laughing and backed away. They weren't that stupid..........
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"I'm sorry mister Kaiba but we have to tell your brother what happened..." the police officer stated.
Mokuba looked sickly, he knew that his brother was going to be upset with him. Marik was standing happily next to him. Duck in hand. Ryou was quivering behind Mokuba, they waited outside the Kaiba's front door as the police officer knocked.
"I hope Seto's in a good mood........"
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Which of course, wasn't the case. When the long awaited knock on the door sounded, Seto glared daggers at anyone who moved. He sloshed over to the door and turned the handle. He stood face to face with the police officer, who, quite frankly, was scared out of his mind by the look Seto was giving him. Mokuba only led the chibis inside and tried to run past his brother. As soon as he started past Seto the dripping wet hand of the CEO picked him up by the shirt and set the raven haired boy next to him. Joey smiled up at Mokuba who nervously smiled back.
"Mr. Kaiba," the police officer started, "your brother was charged with disturbing the peace."
Seto only continued to glare at the officer.
"Uhm yes, we ah....are only going to give him a warning though......" the man choked out.
Mokuba looked up in surprise.
"I thought you were going to make us pa-" Mokuba started but his brother stepped in front of the boy and looked to the cop.
"Alright, thank you for letting me know, and now, if you would so kindly leave, your work is done here......" Seto said coldly. He then shut the door in the cop's face and turned to his brother.
"Seto, uhmm, thanks.........and sorry..." Mokuba looked away from his brother.
"Mokuba, tell me what happened."
"Well, I guess to make a long story short..........Marik got hungry......."
Seto looked over to Marik, he was sucking on the foot of the duck he had caught. Seto cocked an eyebrow at the boy. Who was this kid? Seto turned back to his brother and smiled. He whispered something into his ear which made the boy smile. Mokuba was giggling at his soaked brother. Seto's eyes flashed with an idea. He reached over and gave Mokuba a big hug, water splashed onto the boy as he tried to run from Seto. Seto was pretty fast, considering the little leg brace Joey. After a few minutes Seto collapsed onto the couch, Joey and all. He sighed and looked at the very pale Yugi. He then looked over to the chibis hiding behind the block tower glaring at Tea`.
Seto pulled a soggy piece of paper out of his pocket, he smirked and walked up to Tea`.
"Here.........new and improved." Seto smirked as he gave the paper to the girl.
Tea` unfolded the paper, "How to Be a Good Friend" was written on the top, but the letters were all smudged and illegible. She opened her mouth to protest, but Seto quickly turned and headed towards the hallway. Just before he got there he paused.
"I think it's about time we tried to do something about this........"
With that he walked out of sight down the dark hall, Joey still on hand, or foot as it were.
Experiment chibi: Project 5: Of Ducks, Blocks, Cooties, and Burning Friendship Speeches..................End.
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*Chapter is charred, tape is covering the burnt part of the chapter adding this new part*
Mamono: That did the trick!
Seto: What happened to Malik?
Mamono: Oh I called Blue eyes with the dragon whistle I bought yesterday at the Renaissance Festival.
Seto: Why didn't you just ask me to call Blue eyes...........
Mamono: Cuz! I wanted to try it. Here listen!
*Fails miserably at playing the whistle*
Seto: .........................
Mamono: Eh? What happened?.........Anyway here's the postcard Malik sent from the Bermuda Triangle.......
~Reads~
Mamono
That was really mean! I didn't even get to talk much! I don't like the Bermuda Triangle! There are way to many bugs. AHHHH a bee! As soon as I find my way out of here I will send you bee stings and flames! Mwuahhahahhahahah Huh? Isis what are you doing here? You came to take me home? What do you mean no! I don't care if you've foreseen that! Just take me home!! Anyway since I have to be here a while, send reviews to keep me entertained.
Malik
P.S. I could care a less about my replacement, have the readers choose!
Seto: You heard them.......
Mamono: I guess, well next chapter our guest is reader's choice, so send in your requests, the more reviews the faster I update! Thanks to all who have reviewed! I try to incorporate as many of your ideas as I can, but also adding in my own, so thanks to all whom I have used your ideas!