This is the chapter when they start to get the guns out
Muhahahahahahaahhaahahahahahaha!
I LOVE GUNS! THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chaos: PRETTY! AK-407 WEEEEEEE
OK we are sad but guns are so cool! name one person who doesn't want A GUN.
Sorry I will get on with the story. Slime frog: thank you once again for review you are the best!
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Fowl Manor
Butler, memory fully back thanks to Mulch and Artemis, sat on the living room couch staring into space, two words spinning round his head. I died. Not only had he died but he was shot in the chest point-blank, frozen, magically brought back to life with a bullet proof chest. Was unable to help when his charge was in danger, his memory erased and to top it all off, had dwarf bum fat injected into his face! It didn't help ether, that the dwarf who donated the fat was sat on the armchair in front of him, shoving a large chocolate cake down his unhinged jaw. "You know Mulch us mud men have this brilliant invention called the fork," drawled Artemis, as he came into the living room with his freshly printed version of the fairy bible. "Just because I work with mud men doesn't mean I pick up their habits," said Mulch as he re hinged his jaw. "So, Arty, what's your first plan for me, bank of London? Maybe Fortnox?" Artemis suddenly frowned, even with his memory back something was missing. Then he realised that, when his memory was on vacation, he was no longer obsessed with gold or money. With his father back he found there was more to life than being wealthy. Artemis got up and walked to a nearby window, which looked out onto his mums rose garden. At night it seemed even more beautiful than in daylight, the moon glowing down on the garden while the stars sparkled playfully.
Dom smiled and put one massive hand of Artemises shoulder knowing what was going through his head. "You know, you don't have to be evil when you're a genius. Use that IQ for those in need instead of crime." This made Artemis look down, he could help. In the past two years he had been helping medical research, unknown of course. He had sent formulas over the Internet to a medical lab in London, so far he had cured breast cancer, lung rot and was working on the common cold.
" I know Dom, I." but Artemis suddenly stared out the window eyes locked onto something. "Dom did the fairies replace our cameras?" he asked the confused Butler urgently.
"Err, no I don't think so. Artemis" but it was too late Artemis was already sprinting down the hall to the camera room. Mind racing.
By the time Butler and Mulch got to the room Artemis was already fiddling around with one of the cameras that looked over the rose garden. "What is it mud boy? An invisible bugler trespassing on you garden." Was Mulches mocking voice. Artemis smiled "you could say that" and at that he hit the freeze button, the supposedly deserted garden now had fairy hovering above a rose bush in a green LEP suit and helmet. "What?! They couldn't have know your memory was back already" now Mulches voice sounded fearful rather than sarcastic. He was more concerned that, if the LEP new he had knowingly returned Fowls past, he would be shipped to Howlers Peak before Root could say 'convict.' "If that was the case Mulch why just one? They obviously need my help once more." Said Artemis calmly." Come on Dom if it is not who I think it is the fairy will need an invite. As Artemis walked out of the room butler started to think, 'who I think'. Holly!
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Out side Fowl Manor
By the time Holly reached Fowl Manor she had pushed her strange emotions toward Artemis to the back of her mind, and intended them to stay there. Fowl manor looked like something from a dream, a moon lit night resting over a forbidden castle. She took some time to admirer a rose garden not noticing that someone was looking out of a window towards her direction. Why should she be worried if she did notice? No one knew her jet, and she was shielded. Reluctantly she flew over the rose garden and searched for a way in. She was just coming round to the main entrance when the front door opened, she watched as someone tall walked out of it , like you would to admirer the weather, and breathed in deeply. It took a while for her to realise who the tall, strong, dark haired youth was, it was Artemis Fowl! By Fronds name, he had worked out and was no longer the thin gangly boy she remembered him as. But that wasn't the only thing that took her by surprise. " Beautiful night, isn't it Holly?" how such a small sentence could give such a impacted was beyond Holly. There was also the fact that he was looking right at her. Holly un-shielded and cocked her new G2000 at Artemis, "OK Fowl talk, how did you get it back?" Artemis smiled. Even with out the whole vampire look, that smile still gave her chills. "Got what back Captain? I seem to have everything except if someone stole it from me." That struck home, and she realised they were still friends. "You know you had to be mind-wiped, and you took it submissively. In all truth I should be the one pissed off, you still haven't answer my question" she said as she lowered the EP laser. "Come in I think there is some one you would like to meet" Artemis now dropped the evil smile and replaced with a friendly one as he moved away form the door so she could hover in. She heard Mulch before she saw him, swearing in many different languages (not all human) trying to fight the hold Butler had him in to stop him from running away. "I should have known you'd have something to do with this" holly said as she landed the Moon flyers on the exotic Persian rug. "Thanks." Much stopped fighting ".What? Thanks for what?!" Mulch had expected some snide comment, description of what Root will do to him, or at least a buzz baton to the backside. Not a thank you. " Well you have saved me the time of bringing the mud boy back to speed so we can get right down to the nitty-gritty part" Holly side as she took of the Moon Flyers, stretched and cracked the tension from her neck. "You need my help right, I do not believe there will be any other reason for this lovely visit. And I have barley had my memory back for three hours to cause suspicion so that is not the case." Yes they might be friends but Holly still wished she could whack that smirk off Arty's face whenever he knew he was right. She was about to answer when something small red and shinny crashed through the window. Butler jumped to his feet like a pissed off rhino.
Artemis leaned over for a close inspection "what is it?" he was just reaching out for it when Holly grabbed his collar and pulled him away from it. "Holly what are.." "Run now!" Holly yelled. Butler didn't need any more warning he had already pulled his charge up then grabbed Mulch and ran for the out of the room Artemis and Holly not far behind.
They just reached the main hall when the small red ball flashed then exploded destroying the lounge room it had landed in. "That, was a mage boom, magic in other words" panted Holly, "were is your look camera room?" "This way follow me" and Artemis once again ran to the camera room "What's going on?" " If I knew that I wouldn't be so damn worried. No one uses mage booms any more, not even our LEP warlocks, to uncontrollable". When Holly reached the camera room, she quickly went to the main camera at the front of Fowl Manor and pressed the freeze button. , "D'artive!" There frozen on the screen was at least 20 fairies marching or flying towards Fowl Manor. The strange thing was there was no sine of mechanical wings on any of them, the ones who flew were pixies with their own wings, and they wore dark robes and held a magic ball of flame in the hands. "crap, who the hell are they!" Holly would have been surprised that the boy genius would use such colourful language, if she had not been trying to figure out that same question for her self. " They're some of the PureMage" Mulch said out of breath and sweaty "a type of colt who despise all technology. Bunch of dark aged prat's if you ask me." "And how do you know that. And why in Fronds name are they hear throwing mage booms!" Holly now starting to get very worried she can handle trolls, mud-men, just about anything, but magic was not one of them. " I over hear thing when every I have a nice visit to your LEP cells, and I don't have a clue why they throwing booms. Maybe as the don't like technology they think it would be a good idea to kill our young technology wizard hear" Mulch gives Artemis a hard pack on the back. I don't care why they are hear but they are deep shit for blowing up fowl manor." Said Artemis in a low deadly voice which sent chills down everyone else's back. "Butler arm the Manor", Bulter was already gone "Mulch Holly you don't have to help but it would be appreciated." The two fairies looked at each other. "Oh hell, as I said I think they're a bunch of prats, of course I'll help" laughed Mulch, then turned to Holly. "My mission was to bring you to Haven but they told me to bring you alive, count me in." Artemis smiled almost relieved to have their help. "good follow me before they throw another of their magic tricks" and Artemis rushed out of the room the two fairies in tow.
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ok, ok sorry for stopping it right were they get the guns out but I need to think what beautiful guns they could have 'eye glaze as wolf stars into the distance' AK47,Missil launcher, machine guns.
Chaos: We need desert eagles, M 16A2s, M 134, and a small mech. (begins to drool!)
Sorry this took so long but I been doing homework.
Chaos: PRETTY! AK-407 WEEEEEEE
OK we are sad but guns are so cool! name one person who doesn't want A GUN.
Sorry I will get on with the story. Slime frog: thank you once again for review you are the best!
This is going to be long! 0000000000000000000000009999999999999999999999999999000000000000000000000099 9999999 Bring it on!
Fowl Manor
Butler, memory fully back thanks to Mulch and Artemis, sat on the living room couch staring into space, two words spinning round his head. I died. Not only had he died but he was shot in the chest point-blank, frozen, magically brought back to life with a bullet proof chest. Was unable to help when his charge was in danger, his memory erased and to top it all off, had dwarf bum fat injected into his face! It didn't help ether, that the dwarf who donated the fat was sat on the armchair in front of him, shoving a large chocolate cake down his unhinged jaw. "You know Mulch us mud men have this brilliant invention called the fork," drawled Artemis, as he came into the living room with his freshly printed version of the fairy bible. "Just because I work with mud men doesn't mean I pick up their habits," said Mulch as he re hinged his jaw. "So, Arty, what's your first plan for me, bank of London? Maybe Fortnox?" Artemis suddenly frowned, even with his memory back something was missing. Then he realised that, when his memory was on vacation, he was no longer obsessed with gold or money. With his father back he found there was more to life than being wealthy. Artemis got up and walked to a nearby window, which looked out onto his mums rose garden. At night it seemed even more beautiful than in daylight, the moon glowing down on the garden while the stars sparkled playfully.
Dom smiled and put one massive hand of Artemises shoulder knowing what was going through his head. "You know, you don't have to be evil when you're a genius. Use that IQ for those in need instead of crime." This made Artemis look down, he could help. In the past two years he had been helping medical research, unknown of course. He had sent formulas over the Internet to a medical lab in London, so far he had cured breast cancer, lung rot and was working on the common cold.
" I know Dom, I." but Artemis suddenly stared out the window eyes locked onto something. "Dom did the fairies replace our cameras?" he asked the confused Butler urgently.
"Err, no I don't think so. Artemis" but it was too late Artemis was already sprinting down the hall to the camera room. Mind racing.
By the time Butler and Mulch got to the room Artemis was already fiddling around with one of the cameras that looked over the rose garden. "What is it mud boy? An invisible bugler trespassing on you garden." Was Mulches mocking voice. Artemis smiled "you could say that" and at that he hit the freeze button, the supposedly deserted garden now had fairy hovering above a rose bush in a green LEP suit and helmet. "What?! They couldn't have know your memory was back already" now Mulches voice sounded fearful rather than sarcastic. He was more concerned that, if the LEP new he had knowingly returned Fowls past, he would be shipped to Howlers Peak before Root could say 'convict.' "If that was the case Mulch why just one? They obviously need my help once more." Said Artemis calmly." Come on Dom if it is not who I think it is the fairy will need an invite. As Artemis walked out of the room butler started to think, 'who I think'. Holly!
*~*~*~*
Out side Fowl Manor
By the time Holly reached Fowl Manor she had pushed her strange emotions toward Artemis to the back of her mind, and intended them to stay there. Fowl manor looked like something from a dream, a moon lit night resting over a forbidden castle. She took some time to admirer a rose garden not noticing that someone was looking out of a window towards her direction. Why should she be worried if she did notice? No one knew her jet, and she was shielded. Reluctantly she flew over the rose garden and searched for a way in. She was just coming round to the main entrance when the front door opened, she watched as someone tall walked out of it , like you would to admirer the weather, and breathed in deeply. It took a while for her to realise who the tall, strong, dark haired youth was, it was Artemis Fowl! By Fronds name, he had worked out and was no longer the thin gangly boy she remembered him as. But that wasn't the only thing that took her by surprise. " Beautiful night, isn't it Holly?" how such a small sentence could give such a impacted was beyond Holly. There was also the fact that he was looking right at her. Holly un-shielded and cocked her new G2000 at Artemis, "OK Fowl talk, how did you get it back?" Artemis smiled. Even with out the whole vampire look, that smile still gave her chills. "Got what back Captain? I seem to have everything except if someone stole it from me." That struck home, and she realised they were still friends. "You know you had to be mind-wiped, and you took it submissively. In all truth I should be the one pissed off, you still haven't answer my question" she said as she lowered the EP laser. "Come in I think there is some one you would like to meet" Artemis now dropped the evil smile and replaced with a friendly one as he moved away form the door so she could hover in. She heard Mulch before she saw him, swearing in many different languages (not all human) trying to fight the hold Butler had him in to stop him from running away. "I should have known you'd have something to do with this" holly said as she landed the Moon flyers on the exotic Persian rug. "Thanks." Much stopped fighting ".What? Thanks for what?!" Mulch had expected some snide comment, description of what Root will do to him, or at least a buzz baton to the backside. Not a thank you. " Well you have saved me the time of bringing the mud boy back to speed so we can get right down to the nitty-gritty part" Holly side as she took of the Moon Flyers, stretched and cracked the tension from her neck. "You need my help right, I do not believe there will be any other reason for this lovely visit. And I have barley had my memory back for three hours to cause suspicion so that is not the case." Yes they might be friends but Holly still wished she could whack that smirk off Arty's face whenever he knew he was right. She was about to answer when something small red and shinny crashed through the window. Butler jumped to his feet like a pissed off rhino.
Artemis leaned over for a close inspection "what is it?" he was just reaching out for it when Holly grabbed his collar and pulled him away from it. "Holly what are.." "Run now!" Holly yelled. Butler didn't need any more warning he had already pulled his charge up then grabbed Mulch and ran for the out of the room Artemis and Holly not far behind.
They just reached the main hall when the small red ball flashed then exploded destroying the lounge room it had landed in. "That, was a mage boom, magic in other words" panted Holly, "were is your look camera room?" "This way follow me" and Artemis once again ran to the camera room "What's going on?" " If I knew that I wouldn't be so damn worried. No one uses mage booms any more, not even our LEP warlocks, to uncontrollable". When Holly reached the camera room, she quickly went to the main camera at the front of Fowl Manor and pressed the freeze button. , "D'artive!" There frozen on the screen was at least 20 fairies marching or flying towards Fowl Manor. The strange thing was there was no sine of mechanical wings on any of them, the ones who flew were pixies with their own wings, and they wore dark robes and held a magic ball of flame in the hands. "crap, who the hell are they!" Holly would have been surprised that the boy genius would use such colourful language, if she had not been trying to figure out that same question for her self. " They're some of the PureMage" Mulch said out of breath and sweaty "a type of colt who despise all technology. Bunch of dark aged prat's if you ask me." "And how do you know that. And why in Fronds name are they hear throwing mage booms!" Holly now starting to get very worried she can handle trolls, mud-men, just about anything, but magic was not one of them. " I over hear thing when every I have a nice visit to your LEP cells, and I don't have a clue why they throwing booms. Maybe as the don't like technology they think it would be a good idea to kill our young technology wizard hear" Mulch gives Artemis a hard pack on the back. I don't care why they are hear but they are deep shit for blowing up fowl manor." Said Artemis in a low deadly voice which sent chills down everyone else's back. "Butler arm the Manor", Bulter was already gone "Mulch Holly you don't have to help but it would be appreciated." The two fairies looked at each other. "Oh hell, as I said I think they're a bunch of prats, of course I'll help" laughed Mulch, then turned to Holly. "My mission was to bring you to Haven but they told me to bring you alive, count me in." Artemis smiled almost relieved to have their help. "good follow me before they throw another of their magic tricks" and Artemis rushed out of the room the two fairies in tow.
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ok, ok sorry for stopping it right were they get the guns out but I need to think what beautiful guns they could have 'eye glaze as wolf stars into the distance' AK47,Missil launcher, machine guns.
Chaos: We need desert eagles, M 16A2s, M 134, and a small mech. (begins to drool!)
Sorry this took so long but I been doing homework.