Mamono: Yo everyone! Got some things ta say before we bring in our next guest.
*Shuffles Papers*
Mamono: Ahem, now it has been brought to my attention that this story, (which is my own) should not be turned into a Seto/Tea fic.........but instead a Seto/Serenity fic........well here's what I have to say about that.
One: I had no intention of turning this into any kind of serious romance fic, reasons being, I wouldn't want to UPSET any of you based upon my personal feelings toward Yugioh relationships. I happen to support Seto/Tea and might write a fic in the future or might not....
Two: This is a humor/drama fic, since there are not three categories there is no room for any serious romance.
Three: The small bits of fluffy romance I do put in here are mine to choose and don't stop reading I promise nothing serious will lead to it.........at all.......never.........so don't worry! This story is for da chibis ya'll!
Four: Well I really don't have a four.....
Five: Serenity is like 5 years younger than Seto, isn't she more suited for Mokuba? Hee oh just a thought.
Oh and one more thing.........
I do not repeat do not support Yaoi/Yuri of any kind, in real life they may be fine in all, but I just don't like reading about it in Yugioh. Well honestly cuz it would never happen. I mean what are the chances of Seto going with a girl like Tea, let alone be in bed with Joey, I mean that's Sick! Also I was looking through some stories and I saw a Seto/Mokuba fic! I nearly passed out, can we say incest! EEK! I hope all my readers don't enjoy that sort of thing.........
Thank you. If I offended anyone in my little rant I am sorry, I just couldn't contain it. If you don't like it tell me and it won't happen again........Whew.......
Now to our guests!
*Yami and Dark Magician are sleeping behind Mamono*
Mamono: Heh guess I talked to much.......
Seto: Yes you did......
Mamono: Oh, you're still awake?
Seto: Yes, so will they soon..........*Evil grin*
*Seto dumps water on the two sleeping over there ~~~~~Yami and the Dark Magician*
*SPLASH*
Yami: Kaiba! What was that for!?
Seto: You were asleep.
Yami: SO! Dark Magician, dark magic attack!
*Dark Magician proceeds to attack Seto*
Mamono: EEEEPPPP! Yami! Seto! Stop! ACK! Dark Magician I didn't do anything to you! Help!
Dark Magician: You don't own Yugioh! I must destroy the plagiarizer!
Mamono: I know! That's why your here! Stop!!
Experiment Chibi
Experiment chibi: Project 9: In Search of Evil
"Eh?"
Seto looked around the room, he really had made them go away.........
This wasn't good.
"Seto, you really need to be careful what you wish for......." the priest nagged.
Seto looked back at the spirit. His sapphire eyes looking down at him, full of exasperation. He watched as the priest's chest lifted and fell as he let out a sigh.
"How was I supposed to know?"
"I told you to visualize what you wanted to do........."
A chocolate haired girl walked into the empty room. She spied Seto who looked as if he was arguing with himself. She raised an eyebrow at him. Maybe he had brain damage from being out so long? She cautiously stepped in his direction.
"Kaiba um.......what are you doing?"
Seto snapped back from his own mind and turned to the girl. He quickly gained his composure and started for the door.
"Get your coat, we have places to go."
She quizzically looked back to the brunette boy. He was shuffling with some items and put some papers and a wallet into a black leather bag. He turned to her and sighed impatiently.
"Well? Let's go!" he said without changing the tone in his voice.
"What do you mean "Let's Go!"? Why are we going? Where are we going? And most important where is Yugi, Mokuba, and the kids?"
"Wow, that sounded like a nagging wife....."
"Huh?"
"Never mind, Wheeler is here....." Seto pulled his trench coat back to reveal the happy Joey.
"Yeah, well where is everyone else?"
"I don't have time to explain, just come on! I'll tell you everything in the car!"
******************************
Yugi's eyes had fluttered open to reveal white crystals of sand in front of him. He quickly raised his face out of the sand and got up. As he spit sand from his mouth and wiped it from his eyes he looked up to see he was not at the Kaiba's house anymore.
He didn't know where he was.....
"What happened?" he stuttered.
He spied out the landscape. Tropical palm trees were scattered along the coast. He saw a beautiful white beach. The boy turned around to see a beautiful blue ocean.
"Wow....." he gaped.
The crystal blue water sparkled in the sun. Yugi knew it was the ocean because the blue horizon went on farther than he could see. Yugi sat and admired the beauty of it's mesmeric ripples. He then he heard something from behind him.
"Yugi! YugiYugiYugiYugiYugiYugiYugiYugiYugiYugiYugi!!" came a young cry.
Yugi quickly turned back to the coast to see a young pharaoh running up to him. Yugi nearly fell backward as the young Yami fell into his arms.
"I was so scawered!" he yelped.
Yugi smiled and hugged the young boy tightly.
"It's alright now Yami, I'm here."
"Yes, I know....." he sniffed.
Yugi grinned at his yami, he was so cute! Yugi wondered if anyone else was here.....
"Yami?"
"Huh?"
"Did you see anyone else?"
"Yeah......"
"Who was it?"
"Mawik and Mawik?"
"Oh you mean Marik and Malik?"
"...uh huh..."
"Why aren't they with you?"
"They was mean, so I wet dem run off and get eaten by shawrks."
"..."
*************************
"Mawik?" Malik questioned.
"What is it now hikari?" Marik shot back, clearly annoyed.
"Where we goin'?"
"For da hundwef time, we's goin' to find somethin' evil!"
"Oh...."
The two sandy haired boy's were walking along the beach. Their little feet leaving footprints in the sand. When they arrived, they were on the other side of this so called island. They had met up with Yami but quickly scared him away by throwing seashell at the poor pharaoh. Marik quickly got curious, with Yugi and the others gone, they could finally be evil. So the boy led his light in search of something evil. They continued to wander aimlessly through the forest until they found the beach and headed toward the water.
*************
"YOU WHAT!" Tea shouted.
Seto had just explained the whole, disappearing the chibis thing to her. She didn't take it nearly as well as he had hoped. Seto only sighed. He had a big enough head ache without her yelling.
"Look, we'll just talk to Isis, she can tell us where they went."
"For your sake I hope she can!"
***************
Yugi had led Yami back into the jungle. The hot sticky air sending sweat down his body. The two continued on in search of any other life form.
"Yami, let's hope we can find Marik and Malik and get out of here fast." Yugi said tiredly.
"Yes, it's too hot hewre, I wanna go home!"
"So do I..."
********************
"Malik wook! Something Evil!" Marik cried with joy.
Marik picked up a wiggly crab from the water. It's sharp claws snapping to and fro, nearly missing the boy's hand. Malik ran over to his yami and stared closely at the evil thing.
Perhaps he stared a little too closely...
"OWWWWW!!! OWIEOWIEOWIEOWIE!" Malik cried.
As the young boy stared at his yami's evil discovery, the menacing crab took it's claw and latched it on to Malik's little nose. The boy cried in pain as the evil thing hung from his nose. Marik quickly grabbed the crab and threw it back to the water. He looked to his hikari, the little boy's nose was swollen and red.
"Perhawps it was too evil..."
******************
"Island."
"What?"
Isis looked up from her glowing Millennium Necklace. She stared coolly at the two nervous teens. Seto only looked annoyed as can be, while Tea looked worriedly at Isis.
"Isis, what do you mean island?" Tea pleaded.
"I mean that they are on an island."
"Which one?"
"I cannot see."
"Why?"
"It's being blocked, my sight, I mean."
"Oh...."
"But some of your friends are on an island."
"Some?" Seto interrupted.
"Yes."
"You mean they aren't all in the same place?"
"No."
"Well then where are the others?"
*********************
Yugi and Yami were still walking through the jungle, it sure did look the same...
"Yugi, I's think we's lost..."
"I think so too..."
****************
"Mawik! EVIL!" Malik shouted pointing to a small fish Malik spied in the water. Marik ran to his light and stared through the clear water.
"I's will get it."
So Marik splashed into the water, unknowing to him, the fish really was evil....
"ACK! It's biten' me!" he cried.
Marik rushed out of the water as bunches of little piranhas nipped at his legs. Marik yelped as the fish started to chew through his pants.
"Too evil! Too evil!"
**********************
"Yugi look over dere!" Yami pointed to what seemed to be a village of some sort. Yugi almost cried as he carried his yami over to the seemingly peaceful village. The two stopped as they reached a huge sign in front of them.
"Yugi what does it say?"
********************
"Mawik why's we gotta find evil?" Malik questioned.
"Cuz..." Marik pouted, rubbing his hind quarters as they walked.
"Well, we've just been findin' things that is too evil.......it hurts..."
"Evil is sposed to hurt."
"..."
"Wait look, da bestest evil!" Marik shouted pointing to something in the distance.
The two boy's ran up to a long green slithery snake. Marik picked it up and showed it to his light.
"See it knows we's evil so it won't hurt us.."
"Yay! What are we gonna do wif it?"
"We's gonna go find Yami..."
***************
Yugi stared helplessly at the huge sign above them. Tears threatened to spill out his eyes as he read it aloud.
"Welcome to the Galapagos Islands. This island is currently evacuated due to the strong whirlpools and tropical storm's during the fall season."
"You have got to be joking..........."
Experiment chibi: Project 9: In Search of Evil............End
********************
Mamono: So how was it? Bet you didn't expect that huh?
Seto: Oh come on, the reviewers said it was a predictable story...
Mamono: Well it won't be now..........
Seto: Uh huh.........hmmm? Mamono!
Mamono: What?
Seto: I can't find the note!
Mamono: Maybe cuz I made them leave so quickly, they were trying to kill us after all...
Seto: Good point..........but it's not the same........
Mamono: Wait. Hold up, here it comes...
Seto: ?
*Crab walks up with note in hands*
~Crab Reads~
Mamono
Hey! Taking a trip, have to save Yugi again, you know heart of the cards business. So we had to leave..........Anyway thank the readers for us. Have them review. Tell them the next chapter should be good and that you're sorry for updating so late....
Yami and Dark Magician
PS Why do I have to write a PS just have anyone pick the next guess!
Mamono: Well he seemed edgy!
Seto: So?
Mamono: Anyway you heard the crab(get it crab, the crab read the note! Hahaha!) so review or somethin' Hey it gives us all something to do.........
Seto: Adios
*Shuffles Papers*
Mamono: Ahem, now it has been brought to my attention that this story, (which is my own) should not be turned into a Seto/Tea fic.........but instead a Seto/Serenity fic........well here's what I have to say about that.
One: I had no intention of turning this into any kind of serious romance fic, reasons being, I wouldn't want to UPSET any of you based upon my personal feelings toward Yugioh relationships. I happen to support Seto/Tea and might write a fic in the future or might not....
Two: This is a humor/drama fic, since there are not three categories there is no room for any serious romance.
Three: The small bits of fluffy romance I do put in here are mine to choose and don't stop reading I promise nothing serious will lead to it.........at all.......never.........so don't worry! This story is for da chibis ya'll!
Four: Well I really don't have a four.....
Five: Serenity is like 5 years younger than Seto, isn't she more suited for Mokuba? Hee oh just a thought.
Oh and one more thing.........
I do not repeat do not support Yaoi/Yuri of any kind, in real life they may be fine in all, but I just don't like reading about it in Yugioh. Well honestly cuz it would never happen. I mean what are the chances of Seto going with a girl like Tea, let alone be in bed with Joey, I mean that's Sick! Also I was looking through some stories and I saw a Seto/Mokuba fic! I nearly passed out, can we say incest! EEK! I hope all my readers don't enjoy that sort of thing.........
Thank you. If I offended anyone in my little rant I am sorry, I just couldn't contain it. If you don't like it tell me and it won't happen again........Whew.......
Now to our guests!
*Yami and Dark Magician are sleeping behind Mamono*
Mamono: Heh guess I talked to much.......
Seto: Yes you did......
Mamono: Oh, you're still awake?
Seto: Yes, so will they soon..........*Evil grin*
*Seto dumps water on the two sleeping over there ~~~~~Yami and the Dark Magician*
*SPLASH*
Yami: Kaiba! What was that for!?
Seto: You were asleep.
Yami: SO! Dark Magician, dark magic attack!
*Dark Magician proceeds to attack Seto*
Mamono: EEEEPPPP! Yami! Seto! Stop! ACK! Dark Magician I didn't do anything to you! Help!
Dark Magician: You don't own Yugioh! I must destroy the plagiarizer!
Mamono: I know! That's why your here! Stop!!
Experiment Chibi
Experiment chibi: Project 9: In Search of Evil
"Eh?"
Seto looked around the room, he really had made them go away.........
This wasn't good.
"Seto, you really need to be careful what you wish for......." the priest nagged.
Seto looked back at the spirit. His sapphire eyes looking down at him, full of exasperation. He watched as the priest's chest lifted and fell as he let out a sigh.
"How was I supposed to know?"
"I told you to visualize what you wanted to do........."
A chocolate haired girl walked into the empty room. She spied Seto who looked as if he was arguing with himself. She raised an eyebrow at him. Maybe he had brain damage from being out so long? She cautiously stepped in his direction.
"Kaiba um.......what are you doing?"
Seto snapped back from his own mind and turned to the girl. He quickly gained his composure and started for the door.
"Get your coat, we have places to go."
She quizzically looked back to the brunette boy. He was shuffling with some items and put some papers and a wallet into a black leather bag. He turned to her and sighed impatiently.
"Well? Let's go!" he said without changing the tone in his voice.
"What do you mean "Let's Go!"? Why are we going? Where are we going? And most important where is Yugi, Mokuba, and the kids?"
"Wow, that sounded like a nagging wife....."
"Huh?"
"Never mind, Wheeler is here....." Seto pulled his trench coat back to reveal the happy Joey.
"Yeah, well where is everyone else?"
"I don't have time to explain, just come on! I'll tell you everything in the car!"
******************************
Yugi's eyes had fluttered open to reveal white crystals of sand in front of him. He quickly raised his face out of the sand and got up. As he spit sand from his mouth and wiped it from his eyes he looked up to see he was not at the Kaiba's house anymore.
He didn't know where he was.....
"What happened?" he stuttered.
He spied out the landscape. Tropical palm trees were scattered along the coast. He saw a beautiful white beach. The boy turned around to see a beautiful blue ocean.
"Wow....." he gaped.
The crystal blue water sparkled in the sun. Yugi knew it was the ocean because the blue horizon went on farther than he could see. Yugi sat and admired the beauty of it's mesmeric ripples. He then he heard something from behind him.
"Yugi! YugiYugiYugiYugiYugiYugiYugiYugiYugiYugiYugi!!" came a young cry.
Yugi quickly turned back to the coast to see a young pharaoh running up to him. Yugi nearly fell backward as the young Yami fell into his arms.
"I was so scawered!" he yelped.
Yugi smiled and hugged the young boy tightly.
"It's alright now Yami, I'm here."
"Yes, I know....." he sniffed.
Yugi grinned at his yami, he was so cute! Yugi wondered if anyone else was here.....
"Yami?"
"Huh?"
"Did you see anyone else?"
"Yeah......"
"Who was it?"
"Mawik and Mawik?"
"Oh you mean Marik and Malik?"
"...uh huh..."
"Why aren't they with you?"
"They was mean, so I wet dem run off and get eaten by shawrks."
"..."
*************************
"Mawik?" Malik questioned.
"What is it now hikari?" Marik shot back, clearly annoyed.
"Where we goin'?"
"For da hundwef time, we's goin' to find somethin' evil!"
"Oh...."
The two sandy haired boy's were walking along the beach. Their little feet leaving footprints in the sand. When they arrived, they were on the other side of this so called island. They had met up with Yami but quickly scared him away by throwing seashell at the poor pharaoh. Marik quickly got curious, with Yugi and the others gone, they could finally be evil. So the boy led his light in search of something evil. They continued to wander aimlessly through the forest until they found the beach and headed toward the water.
*************
"YOU WHAT!" Tea shouted.
Seto had just explained the whole, disappearing the chibis thing to her. She didn't take it nearly as well as he had hoped. Seto only sighed. He had a big enough head ache without her yelling.
"Look, we'll just talk to Isis, she can tell us where they went."
"For your sake I hope she can!"
***************
Yugi had led Yami back into the jungle. The hot sticky air sending sweat down his body. The two continued on in search of any other life form.
"Yami, let's hope we can find Marik and Malik and get out of here fast." Yugi said tiredly.
"Yes, it's too hot hewre, I wanna go home!"
"So do I..."
********************
"Malik wook! Something Evil!" Marik cried with joy.
Marik picked up a wiggly crab from the water. It's sharp claws snapping to and fro, nearly missing the boy's hand. Malik ran over to his yami and stared closely at the evil thing.
Perhaps he stared a little too closely...
"OWWWWW!!! OWIEOWIEOWIEOWIE!" Malik cried.
As the young boy stared at his yami's evil discovery, the menacing crab took it's claw and latched it on to Malik's little nose. The boy cried in pain as the evil thing hung from his nose. Marik quickly grabbed the crab and threw it back to the water. He looked to his hikari, the little boy's nose was swollen and red.
"Perhawps it was too evil..."
******************
"Island."
"What?"
Isis looked up from her glowing Millennium Necklace. She stared coolly at the two nervous teens. Seto only looked annoyed as can be, while Tea looked worriedly at Isis.
"Isis, what do you mean island?" Tea pleaded.
"I mean that they are on an island."
"Which one?"
"I cannot see."
"Why?"
"It's being blocked, my sight, I mean."
"Oh...."
"But some of your friends are on an island."
"Some?" Seto interrupted.
"Yes."
"You mean they aren't all in the same place?"
"No."
"Well then where are the others?"
*********************
Yugi and Yami were still walking through the jungle, it sure did look the same...
"Yugi, I's think we's lost..."
"I think so too..."
****************
"Mawik! EVIL!" Malik shouted pointing to a small fish Malik spied in the water. Marik ran to his light and stared through the clear water.
"I's will get it."
So Marik splashed into the water, unknowing to him, the fish really was evil....
"ACK! It's biten' me!" he cried.
Marik rushed out of the water as bunches of little piranhas nipped at his legs. Marik yelped as the fish started to chew through his pants.
"Too evil! Too evil!"
**********************
"Yugi look over dere!" Yami pointed to what seemed to be a village of some sort. Yugi almost cried as he carried his yami over to the seemingly peaceful village. The two stopped as they reached a huge sign in front of them.
"Yugi what does it say?"
********************
"Mawik why's we gotta find evil?" Malik questioned.
"Cuz..." Marik pouted, rubbing his hind quarters as they walked.
"Well, we've just been findin' things that is too evil.......it hurts..."
"Evil is sposed to hurt."
"..."
"Wait look, da bestest evil!" Marik shouted pointing to something in the distance.
The two boy's ran up to a long green slithery snake. Marik picked it up and showed it to his light.
"See it knows we's evil so it won't hurt us.."
"Yay! What are we gonna do wif it?"
"We's gonna go find Yami..."
***************
Yugi stared helplessly at the huge sign above them. Tears threatened to spill out his eyes as he read it aloud.
"Welcome to the Galapagos Islands. This island is currently evacuated due to the strong whirlpools and tropical storm's during the fall season."
"You have got to be joking..........."
Experiment chibi: Project 9: In Search of Evil............End
********************
Mamono: So how was it? Bet you didn't expect that huh?
Seto: Oh come on, the reviewers said it was a predictable story...
Mamono: Well it won't be now..........
Seto: Uh huh.........hmmm? Mamono!
Mamono: What?
Seto: I can't find the note!
Mamono: Maybe cuz I made them leave so quickly, they were trying to kill us after all...
Seto: Good point..........but it's not the same........
Mamono: Wait. Hold up, here it comes...
Seto: ?
*Crab walks up with note in hands*
~Crab Reads~
Mamono
Hey! Taking a trip, have to save Yugi again, you know heart of the cards business. So we had to leave..........Anyway thank the readers for us. Have them review. Tell them the next chapter should be good and that you're sorry for updating so late....
Yami and Dark Magician
PS Why do I have to write a PS just have anyone pick the next guess!
Mamono: Well he seemed edgy!
Seto: So?
Mamono: Anyway you heard the crab(get it crab, the crab read the note! Hahaha!) so review or somethin' Hey it gives us all something to do.........
Seto: Adios