A/N: I missed one of the episodes of That 70's Show yesterday since I was
babysitting, but I watched Dude Where's My Car for like the 36th time. Gave
me a little Kelso inspiration. Hope you like.
Chapter 8
When Kelso and Laurie got to the Foreman's, Laurie stepped out and waited for Kelso, who just sat there as if he was waiting for something.
"Well?" Laurie said.
"What?"
"Aren't you going to see my loser brother or something?"
"Um no."
Meanwhile, down in the basement, Eric and Jackie were scheming.
"Ok, so when the door opens, we go, ok?" Eric said.
"Ok." Jackie confirmed.
"Shh, I hear footsteps!" Eric said. The knob turned and the door opened. Laurie walked in to find Jackie and Eric making out on the floor. She looked at them and started laughing and pointing.
"Hey Kelso, you better come in here!" Laurie yelled. Eric and Jackie broke apart in shock.
"What? No!" Jackie said.
"We wasted it on Laurie!" Eric said.
"What?" Kelso said walking in to see Jackie still lying on Eric on the floor.
"Michael!"
"Oh my god," Kelso said trying to be calm.
"No, Michael, wait," Jackie said getting up.
"First you pick Hyde over me, and then you go cheating on him with Foreman?" Kelso said still majorly shocked. "Foreman, what about Donna?"
"What about Donna?" Hyde said coming in. He looked down at Jackie and Eric. "Jackie!?!"
"That's right Steven! I love Eric, and Eric loves me, and we're having an affair!" Jackie said crossing her arms.
"Wait, what? That wasn't part of the plan." Eric complained.
"What plan? What are you talking about?" Kelso said.
"Who's having an affair?" Donna said coming in.
"Donna!" Eric said trying to get Jackie off him.
"Eric! What the hell are you doing?" Donna yelled. "Hyde, do you not see your girlfriend all over Eric?"
"I'LL KILL YOU FOREMAN!" Hyde said jumping on him.
"ME TOO!" Donna said getting in on the Eric-beating action. Laurie was over by the washing machine this whole time just laughing her ass off.
"STEVEN GET YOUR HANDS OFF ERIC RIGHT NOW!" Jackie yelled. Hyde let Donna continue while he got off and stood in front of Jackie.
"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?" he said throwing his arms up.
"How could I do this to YOU? How could YOU cheat on me with DONNA and then get her pregnant while she's still dating ERIC?!" Donna got off Eric when she heard this and said,
"WHAT? I'm not cheating on Eric!"
"Eric saw you guys hugging yesterday!" Jackie said.
"So?" Donna went over to Kelso and hugged him.
"Does THAT mean I'm cheating on Eric?"
"No, it means your cheating on Steven who you're cheating on Eric with!" Jackie said.
"NO Jackie!" Hyde said. "Remember when I saw you and Kelso on the couch and I thought you were cheating on me?"
"Yeah,"
"Well this is like that!"
"Wait, you were comforting Donna?" Jackie said uncrossing her arms.
"Now you're getting it!"
"Why?" Jackie said and then thought back to the pregnancy test. "Oh.so it's ERIC'S baby!"
"Wait, Donna you're pregnant?" Eric said just barely able to sit up.
Chapter 8
When Kelso and Laurie got to the Foreman's, Laurie stepped out and waited for Kelso, who just sat there as if he was waiting for something.
"Well?" Laurie said.
"What?"
"Aren't you going to see my loser brother or something?"
"Um no."
Meanwhile, down in the basement, Eric and Jackie were scheming.
"Ok, so when the door opens, we go, ok?" Eric said.
"Ok." Jackie confirmed.
"Shh, I hear footsteps!" Eric said. The knob turned and the door opened. Laurie walked in to find Jackie and Eric making out on the floor. She looked at them and started laughing and pointing.
"Hey Kelso, you better come in here!" Laurie yelled. Eric and Jackie broke apart in shock.
"What? No!" Jackie said.
"We wasted it on Laurie!" Eric said.
"What?" Kelso said walking in to see Jackie still lying on Eric on the floor.
"Michael!"
"Oh my god," Kelso said trying to be calm.
"No, Michael, wait," Jackie said getting up.
"First you pick Hyde over me, and then you go cheating on him with Foreman?" Kelso said still majorly shocked. "Foreman, what about Donna?"
"What about Donna?" Hyde said coming in. He looked down at Jackie and Eric. "Jackie!?!"
"That's right Steven! I love Eric, and Eric loves me, and we're having an affair!" Jackie said crossing her arms.
"Wait, what? That wasn't part of the plan." Eric complained.
"What plan? What are you talking about?" Kelso said.
"Who's having an affair?" Donna said coming in.
"Donna!" Eric said trying to get Jackie off him.
"Eric! What the hell are you doing?" Donna yelled. "Hyde, do you not see your girlfriend all over Eric?"
"I'LL KILL YOU FOREMAN!" Hyde said jumping on him.
"ME TOO!" Donna said getting in on the Eric-beating action. Laurie was over by the washing machine this whole time just laughing her ass off.
"STEVEN GET YOUR HANDS OFF ERIC RIGHT NOW!" Jackie yelled. Hyde let Donna continue while he got off and stood in front of Jackie.
"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?" he said throwing his arms up.
"How could I do this to YOU? How could YOU cheat on me with DONNA and then get her pregnant while she's still dating ERIC?!" Donna got off Eric when she heard this and said,
"WHAT? I'm not cheating on Eric!"
"Eric saw you guys hugging yesterday!" Jackie said.
"So?" Donna went over to Kelso and hugged him.
"Does THAT mean I'm cheating on Eric?"
"No, it means your cheating on Steven who you're cheating on Eric with!" Jackie said.
"NO Jackie!" Hyde said. "Remember when I saw you and Kelso on the couch and I thought you were cheating on me?"
"Yeah,"
"Well this is like that!"
"Wait, you were comforting Donna?" Jackie said uncrossing her arms.
"Now you're getting it!"
"Why?" Jackie said and then thought back to the pregnancy test. "Oh.so it's ERIC'S baby!"
"Wait, Donna you're pregnant?" Eric said just barely able to sit up.