Soon they came to a large tower. "Hey, look, a large tower!" Schuldich exclaimed, deciding to repeat what I've already said for no apparent reason. "Indeed."

Brad replied. "I bet there's a princess in there. You see it a lot, she'll lock the door behind her, then she'll accidentally drop the keys out the window and she'll be

locked in." Schuldich said. "I… see." Brad blinked. "Go check the door, they usually have their name on it so that princes can tell them apart." Schuldich said.

Brad shrugged and walked over to the door. "Princess Ran/Aya of Eartails…?" He read in bewilderment. "What the censored's an eartail?" Brad asked.

"Ridiculously long side-burns." Schuldich replied. "… Peachy." Brad sighed. Princess Ran/Aya looked out the window. "Oh! A Prince!" She exclaimed happily.

"Wait a second…. Abyssinian?!" Brad exclaimed suddenly, realizing that the princess was none-other than his arch-nemesis Ran/Aya Fujimiya! .. Who just happens

to be a guy. "Haha! You're RIGHT! It is him!" Schuldich exclaimed sadistically, falling to the ground and laughing his head off. "CRAWFORD! Shi-NE!" Ran

exclaimed, throwing his katana out the window, aiming for Brad. Brad easily sidestepped, and so the sword flew deep into the forest where it imbedded itself into a

rock. "You should stop throwing that thing at me, really. See? Now you've gone and lost it. You should've learned your lesson the time you threw that thing at me

while I was in the helicopter." Brad shook his head solemnly. "Shi-NE!" Ran yelled. Brad sighed. "Yeah, yeah. 'Die' I've got it. Think about getting a new catch

phrase, it'll give you something to do while you're up there. Ta." Brad said, walking off. "SHI-NE CRAWFORD! SHI-NE! WHAT'D YOU DO WITH MY

SISTER?!" Ran demanded. "I didn't do anything with your sister! Stop blaming everything on me!" Brad yelled back, and thus he and Schuldich walked off to find the sword Ran threw, seeing as how they didn't have any weapons or anything.

No sooner had Brad finished his statement, than a small boy named Omi Tsukiyono walked up and easily removed the sword from the rock. The peasants oo-ed

and ah-ed like the nameless bit parts that they are, while Omi jumped up and down triumphantly. "Yoink!" Schuldich exclaimed, grabbing the sword and holding it

out of the boy's reach. "Hey! No fair!" The boy whined. "Life isn't fair, kid. Plus, this isn't your sword. … It's not mine either, but that's beside the point. You might

hurt yourself. Leave this up to the professionals." Schuldich said, handing the sword to Brad. "Uncle! They stole my sword!" Omi whined.

In an overly dramatic show of sparks and shiny things, Schuichi Takatori (previously deceased), appeared out of nowhere. "Give my nephew back his sword!" He
exclaimed, waving a wand. "Hey, this sword was thrown at my head, I think I'm entitled to it." Brad said. Schuichi waved his wand, which emitted more shiny things

and sparks. "… … Corny Disney animation." Brad shook his head solemnly. Schuichi gave up casting a spell and threw the pretty much useless stick at Brad's head.
"OW! Hey!" Brad exclaimed. By this time the peasants had gotten angry (one of the few things peasants are good for), and had magically produced pitchforks and

torches out of nowhere (one of the few talents of peasants). Thus the town revolted and proceeded to chase Prince Crawford and his annoying sidekick Schuldich

from the town.