Ack! Sorry for such a loooong wait! School sucks, computer sucks,
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Nuriko: *eating popcorn* Ohh!! This is going to be so much fun! Ami: *holding ice pack to his head* No it isn't. Amanda: Let's just see about that!*pops in video*
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that anyone else owns. Which is basically everything including all my underwear in my drawer. I don't own coffee, seishi, or anything else. Sorry! I do own the confussion that is muddled up in this mess of goo called a brain. ^__^ Enjoy!
Remember: Mongoose. Thank you.
On to our feature presentation!
Seishi and Coffee: Chapter 2
Tasuki: Must you torture us so?!
Suboshi: Yes.
Kouji: What happened?
Tasuki: This idiot left his stupid balls in the hall way and I tripped over em'!
Kouji: You left your balls in the hall way? *raises eyebrow*
Suboshi: Gah!!! Not like that! You're one sick puppy!!
Kouji: Hey, I'm not the one that left his balls in the hallway.
Suboshi: Whatever! *sits next to Amiboshi at the table* How'd you get up before me?
Ami: It's called an alarm clock.
Suboshi: Now *you're* bein' sarcastic!
Tasuki: Idiot.
Suboshi: Moron!
Tasuki: *jumps up* What was that?!
Ami: *sipping on coffee* He just called you a moron.
Subohsi: Oooo!!! Coffee! Coffee! Gimme gimme!!
Ami: Akk! No!
Suboshi: Gimme coffee!!! *jumps at Ami*
Kouji: Come come children! No incest at the table!
Subo/Ami: What the heck!?!? Ewwww!!!!
Tasuki: *burst out laughing*
Suboshi: Fine! I'll get my own! *looks in cabnet* *gasp!!* There's only enough for one more cup!!
Tasuki: That's mine!!
Kouji: Battle ready? Set! Go!!
Suboshi: You wanna fight for it?
Tasuki: *cracks knuckles* Bring it on yo yo boy!
Suboshi: They aren't yo yos!!!!
Tasuki: Shooting star plumbbob.'
Suboshi: That's it!! *pounces at Tasuki:*
Kouji/Ami: *sipping coffee quietly*
Ami: Nice weather today ne?
Kouji: Quite.
~*~*~Poof!!!!~*~*~
Chichiri: Ohayo no da!!!!!! *pops up on table*
Kouji/Ami: *spit coffee out* Ahh!
Chichiri: Ewwww no da!!
Ami: Ch-Ch-Chichiri!!
Chichiri: Good Hotohori empression na no da!
Kouji: Um.Coffee?
Suboshi: *In a headlock* Hey!
Tasuki: *Hitting Suboshi in the head* That's mine!
Suboshi: No! Mine!
Tasuki: No mine! *lets him out of headlock*
Suboshi: Ryuuseisui!!!!*Ryuuseisui comes whirling in the kitchen*
Ami: Do you?
Chichiri: Hai no da! *drinks down the coffee*
Suboshi/Tasuki: *Pale* Noooooooooo!!!! *hold there heads on the ground*
Chichiri: *shaking*
Ami: Uh oh.
Kouji: Me thinks Mt. Chichiri's gonna blow!!!!! *ducks under table*
Chichiri: *turns sd* Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Suboshi/Tasuki: Oh shit!
Ami: Suboshi!
Suboshi: Aniki?
Ami: Suboshi!!!
Suboshi: Aniki!!!
Tasuki: *fwaps Suboshi* Idiot.
Chichiri: *on top of table dancing* Da da DAAAAAAA!!
Kouji: So so wrong.
Chichiri: *turns into a sd Tasuki* Rekka shin'en no da!!! *dances around alittle more*
Tasuki: Chiri!!! Cut it out!!
Suboshi: *rolling on floor with laughter* Ha ha ha! Go Chichiri!!
Chichiri: *poofs into sd Amiboshi* Look! I'm going to put you to sleep with my sissy flute no da! *pretends to play imaginary flute*
Ami: Chichiri.I'm not a *sniff* Sissy!
Chichiri: *poofs into Ami in drag* I'm not sissy Chichiri na no da!
Ami: Wahh! *runs out of room*
Suboshi: Why you little cat faced!!!
Chichiri: *poofs gag over Suboshi's mouth*
Suboshi: Ummphh!!!!!
Chichiri: Tsk tsk no da!
Tasuki: *laughing horribly* Now that's funny Chiri! *puts arm on Chichiri*
Chichiri: Get off of me!! *poofs* muzzle on him*
Tasuki: What the---!!!!
Kouji: *slight sweatdrop* Um.Might I ask.Why in Konan are you here?
Chichiri: We aren't in Konan no da. Are you lost?
Kouji: Um, no. Why are you here?
Chichiri: For coffee!!!!! Whoo!!! *turns back into regular sd Chiri*
Kouji: *huge sweat drop* I mean other then that.
Chichiri: We're going shopping no da! Miaka wants to!
Tasuki/Kouji/Suboshi: *pale* No!!!!!!!!!
Ami: *comes back in* *sniff* No what?
Chichiri: Shopping no da!!! *throws kesa over everyone*
~~~~~~~~~At mall~~~~~~~~
Minna: Ahhhh!!! *hits ground hard* Uff!!!
Chichiri: *floats gracefully down* Daa!!!
Tasuki: *in tree**muffled by muzzle* I'm gonna kill you!!!!
Chichiri: *unpoofs muzzle and gag*
Tasuki: Get me down!!!!!
Chichiri: Kowaii no da!! *poofs a gag on him*
Miaka: Minna-san!!! *glomps everyone*
Kouji/Ami: Um, good morning Miaka-san!
Miaka: Good morning!! *sees Suboshi trying to sneak off* Ahh!!! Subo-chan!! *goes to glomp him*
Suboshi: *takes off* No!!!! Get it away! Get it away!!!
Miaka/Suboshi: *running in circles*
Tamahome: *sweat drop* Why is flame head in a tree?
Tasuki: *growls*
Tamahome Oh my!! *laughing* Baka's got a gag! Baka's got a gag!!!
Chichiri: *un poofs gag and poofs gag on Tamahome*
Tasuki Damn you little ghost!! *jumps out of tree* I'm gonna flame you!!!!
Random man: Little ghost?
Random lady: Yes! Didn't you see them appear in here?
Crazy old man: *shaking finger* I knew those ghosties was real! Be gone evil spirits!!
Tasuki:?? I'm not a ghost you baka!! *bearing fangs*
Crazy old man: Oh no!! Back away fowl demon! This un' is a phantom of the night! He's one o' em' vampires!
Tasuki: I'm gonna flame you!!! *runs at the man*
Crazy old man: *pulls out garlic* *runs at Tasuki* Back! Back I say!!
Tasuki: *sweatdrop* I'm soooo afraid gramps! *smirks*
Crazy old man: Dad gum it! It tain't workin'!
Crazy old hag: *hands him a stake* This un's a tough one! He needs to be skewered!
Tasuki: Ahh!!! *turns tail and runs*
Crazy old man: *after him with silver stake in hand* I shal' vanquish the!! You stupid vampirey!!!
Chichiri: What happened to Tasuki no da?
Miaka: *on top of Suboshi hugging him* I don't know. Oh! There he is! *points to top floor where a flame shot from*
Minna: *sweatdrop*
Random girl: *looking over Chichiri's shoulder* Is this some kinda' dog pile?
Chichiri: Daaa!!! *jumps away* You scared me no da!!
Miaka: Howdy doo!! What's your name?
Suboshi: *mouthing 'help me' and turning purple*
Random girl: Yeon Jin be m' name! Glomping random people be m' game! *glomps
Chichiri* Oh! Look-y there! It's a bakery!
Miaka: Ahhh!!! Cake!!! *turns round and bolts throwing Suboshi in nearby pond*
Chichiri: *blushes* Kowaii no da.
Yeon Jin: *hanging onto Chichiri* Iwannacome! Iwannacome! Iwannacome!
Chichiri: I need more coffee na no da.*frowning even with the mask on*
Yeon Jin: Someone say coffe?! I looove coffee!!! Lets go!!! * dashes off like a tornado*
Tasuki: *comes back down holding a scalded man* Don't ever do that AGAIN!!!!!
Man: Stupid vampire.*sniff* He's gonna' kill me and I'm gone be undead...
Tasuki: You stupid.OLD MAN!!!!!*kicks the man out of the mall through the skylight*
Kouji: Wow.So mature..*rolls eyes*
Tasuki: Not you too!!
Tamahome: *sticks toungue out*
Tasuki: You are so gonna pay!! *flailing arms about*
Suboshi: *looks at watch* Five four three two.
Tasuki: Rekka---
Suboshi: One.
Tasuki: Shinen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns Tama into heap of soot on the floor*
Tama:*high pitched girly voice* Owwie..
Tasuki: Ha ha ha!!! Pbbttt!!! *sticks toungue out at Tama*
Amiboshi: Wow.How'd you do that Shun?
Suboshi: What? The counting or the looking at my watch?
Ami: *slaps forehead* Never mind.
Yeon Jin: Viola!! *opens door to House of Coffee: 101 flavors*
Chichiri: *hearts in eyes* I think I'm in love noda!!!
Yeon Jin: *blush* I feel the same way too! It must be fate!!
Chichiri: *drinking down 12th cup of joe* Nani nani nani?! *bouncing with hyperness*
Yeon Jin: Grrr!!! Why you monk!!!
Chichiri: *poofs into chibi* Ack!! *starts running*
Yeon Jin: Come back here!!! I'm gonna glomp you!!! *runs after him*
Chichiri: Ha ha ha! You can't catch me! I'm the gingerbread man!!!
Yeon Jin: I thought you were tasty!!! Now you're really gonna get it!! *turns on turbo speed*
Kouji: *looking at a new book* *flash goes by* What.th..
Tasuki: What the f### was that?!
Kouji: *hits him over the head with Akira* No cussing!
Tasuki: Owww!!! That book could kill!!!
Kouji: *grin* I know.
Tasuki: *whistles* Okay.
Misty: Yea!!!!!! *plows into Tasuki and knocks him over* That's another bishie glomped. *scribbles in note pad* That makes twenty!!! Whoo!!! *dances on top of Tasuki*
Tasuki: O wow ow! Hey!! Watch it!!! Ow!
Kouji: Uh.*shys away* Ja ne! *runs for his life*
Tasuki: Who the heck are you?!
Misty: Duh!!!! *smacks him* Can't you see? *points to her name* It's right there!!
Tasuki: That was odd.
Misty: That wasn't odd. She can't help her obsession with confusion and dead people.
Tasuki: What?
Misty: You called my friend That odd! She isn't odd! Just a little different!
Tasuki: You're scary.
Misty : No!! I'm Misty!!! Don't call me Scary! *jumps up and down on him*
Tasuki: Okay okay! Stop it!!!
Misty:Okay! *big smiles*
Tasuki: Oh man.How much caffine have you been drinking?
Misty: Me no know! Lots and lots and lots!!!!
Tasuki: Oh shit..
Amiboshi: What happened to everyone?
Suboshi: They died and went to h-*whoosh!* What the heck was that?!
Amiboshi: I think it was Chichiri.
Chichiri: Daaa!!!!! Help me! She's gaining!!!!!
Ami/Subo: *major sweatdrop*
Suboshi: I kinda' hope she catches that damned monk.
Ami: No cussing!!! *swats him*
Suboshi: Oww!Why not?!
Ami: Cause!
Subo: Why?!
Girl pops up: Foul ball!!!!
Ami/Subo: Ahh!!!! *fall on buttocs*
Girl: *blows whistle* Penalty point to the cute one! *points at Ami*
Suboshi: Ha ha-Hey wait a sec.Cute on?! We're twins!!!
Ami: *burst out laughing*
Girl: Hmm.Yup.
Suboshi: *face fault* Now people I don't even know are saying I'm the bad one!! Why me?!
Girl: You're not cute though.
Suboshi: Hmmph! Pardon me!
Girl: You're hot.
Suboshi: *blinkblink* Huh?
Ami: This is just getting ludicrous.
Girl/Subo: Isn't that a band?
Subo/Girl: Hey! Stop it!
Girl/Subo: No! You!
Subo/Girl: No you!!!
Ami: Time out!!!! *pushes them apart* Just who are you anyways?
Girl: A very cute teen with an overactive amagination.
Suboshi: Translation: a very annoying girl who's been smokin' something she shouldn't.
Girl: Man! You're just soo kawaii!! *hugs him*
Suboshi: *blushes* I get that a lot..^^'' Eh heh heh.
Ami: I'm leaving. *goes into the music store*
Suboshi: What is your name anyways?
Girl: I am sister of darkness!!! Muwah ha ha!!
Suboshi: Oh! *smile* I think I've met your sister some where before too.
SoD: *face fault* Nononono!!! I AM Sister to darkness!!
Suboshi: I'm Brother to Amiboshi.
SoD: *slaps Suboshi's head*
Suboshi: Oww!!
Kouji: Wow.This place has a lotta' stores.geez.*bumps into someone* Oh, sorry.Heika??!!
Hotohori: Pardon us...Oh hello Kouji. How are you?
Kouji:*bows* I am well your high sir Heika person!
Hotohori: *sweatdrop* Um.Who are you here with?
Kouji: A lot of people at first but then these strange girls would just walk up and say-
Girl: Hi.
Kouji: *looks up* Not again! I'm sorry your heika-ship but I ain't stickin' around for this one! *turns tail and walks.very, very fast.*
Hotohori: Hello. Who might you be? *reaches down and kisses her hand*
Girl: *blush* I-I'm Kagome.
Hotohori: *elegant smile* Well, Kagome, what can I help you with.
Kagome: Um..I just wanted to talk to you.
*~Whoosh!!~*
Kagome/Hotohori: *blinkblink* What was that?
Chichiri: Da!!!!!!!!! *is knocked from behind by Yeon Jin and lands on top of someone*
Soi: Excuse me!! Could you please get off of me! What a perv!
Yeon Jin: *gasp!!* You!
Soi: *crawling out of the dog pile* What?!
Yeon Jin: *walks up to Soi*
Soi: OO''' What? Is something on my face? *takes out compact*
Yeon Jin: Yeah. It's right about here.*points to nose* And here and here and here.*points to eyes and mouth*
Soi: *eye twitch* I know where my eyes are you moron! *muttering* Baka.
Yeon Jin: Slut!
Soi: *gasp* Am not!
Yeon Jin: Are too!
Chichiri: *dusting self off* You are na no da.
Soi: You Suzaku dumb a$$!!!!!!! *lunges at Chichiri*
Yeon Jin: *pulls out frying pan and hits lets Soi 'Run into it'*
Soi: Ahh!! My FACE!!! *crying* I'm going to get Nakie-poo to hurt you! You'll be sorry!
Chichiri/Yeon Jin: Nakkie.Poo? *chibi on floor laughing their heads off*
Soi: Yes! Nakie-kins will beat you up so bad you won't even recognize yourself!
Chichiri: *poofs a gag on Soi* More coffee!!
Yeon Jin: Coffee time! Coffee time!! Yeah! Hyperness!! *evil laughter*
Chichiri: I can do better no da!
Yeon Jin Oh? *raises eyebrow*
Chichiri: Hai!!!!!!!!*poofs into chibi drag Tomo* Kayk kyak kyak kyak!!!! Shin lovers whoo!!*holds out peace sign*
Yeon Jin: Ahh!!!! Evil pervert!!! *pulls out frying pan again* I'm gonna hurt you!!!!
Chichiri: Ahh!!! Run no da!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: Well.That was a fun lunch. Thank you for treating me to it.
Hotohori: You are very welcome. Would you like to meet my other friends?
Kagome: Very much.
*~Whoosh!!~*
Hotohori: It happened again.
Kagome: Come on! Let's chase it!
Hotohori: Yes. Lets. *the two start running after the "blur" that passed them*
Tasuki: Whoo! I love you!! *in a drunken stupor*
Misty: Woohooo!! *hic* You were right!! *sluring and stumbling every where*
Tasuki: 'bout what?
Misty: 'bout the coffee n' booze thing! Me like-y!
Tasuki: Yea!! Let's cel'brate! More sake!!
~*Whoosh*~
Tasuki: Wha' was that?
Misty: Thunk I saw Horihori and Chiri in it.
Tasuki: Let's catch em'!
Misty: Yeah!! *they stumble/run after the other four*
Amiboshi: *looking over railing at the first floor* Hey! Kouji!! Where's everyone?
Kouji: They all got glomped by some odd people!
Amiboshi: Hold on a sec! I'll come down there!! *goes down the escalator to the first floor*
Kouji: Have you seen Tasuki? That baka.
Amiboshi: The only sign of Tasuki I've seen was the burn marks.
Kouji: *winces* I hope he didn't fry that girl.
Amibsohi: Girl? Him? *starts laughing* Good one Kouj!
Kouji: I ain't joking.
*~Whoosh~*
Kouji: There! See?
Amiboshi: Man! Was that Tasuki?
Kouji: I think that was everyone..
Amiboshi: Whoa! They nearly collided with that old man.
Kouji: Come on. We'd better tag along and make sure they're all safe.
Ami: *nod* *starts running after the "blur"*
Suboshi: Shit! I can't believe you beat me 15 times in a row!!!
SoD: Believe it! *blows on finger nails* Wanna' try again? *smirk*
Suboshi: You're on! *goes to put quarter in DDR*
~*Whoosh!!*~
Suboshi: What th?
~*Whoosh!!*~~*Whoosh*~Whoosh!!*~
SoD: *sniffs air* Do you smell that?
Random Boy: Wasn't me!!
Suboshi: *sweatdrop*
SoD: I smell trouble! Come on! We've gotta' see this! *grabs Suboshi and takes off after the "blur"*
Miaka: *walks out of the store with a huge bag of goodies* Yea!! Wait til' Taka sees!! All this for only $50! He'll be soo happy that I spent his money so wisely!
Man: Um..Miss?
Miaka: Yessir!
Man: If I wer you, I'd move instead of talking to myself.
Miaka: Why?
Man: Because-*steps out of the way*
****Kaboooom!******
*Pile of seishi and girls collide with Miaka*
Man: Of that.
Minna: Itai..
Chichiri/Yeon Jin: *on bottom of pile* Gettoff no da!!!!!!!!
Miaka: All of my pastries!!! Ruined!!! Wahh!! *stands up* *clips heels together* There is no place like home! There is no place like home!
Tasuki: Miaka-baka!!!!!! Shudup!! *hic*
Hotohori: We are being squished!!!
Misty: Ahk! Suboshi!!
Suboshi: *blushes* Sorry. Was that your leg?
Misty: Yes!!
Chichiri: *grabs hold of Yeon Jin and teleports out of pile*
Kouji: Damn it.
Amiboshi: Come on. I need an asprin.
Kouji: I need coffe.
Group: Coffee?!
Kouji: *sweatdrop**nod*
*Pile starts shaking*
Kagome: *picks up entire pile* Coffee!!!!!
Minna: Ahh!! Put us down! Put us down!!
Kagome: *puts pile down* Gomen. ^^''
Chichiri: Last one to Starbucks buy coffee for everyone!! *poofs into normal self and dashes off*
Minna: Pays? *blink blink* *gets out of pile and chases the monk and his girlfriend down the..extremely scared mall*
Aww! Cutie cuteness!!!
Hope you liked this one. ^^ Sorry it took so long. I had tonnnnnnsssss of hw to do. Any ideas on what to do next chapter? Send a review if you do! Ja ne! ~Amanda~
Nuriko: *eating popcorn* Ohh!! This is going to be so much fun! Ami: *holding ice pack to his head* No it isn't. Amanda: Let's just see about that!*pops in video*
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that anyone else owns. Which is basically everything including all my underwear in my drawer. I don't own coffee, seishi, or anything else. Sorry! I do own the confussion that is muddled up in this mess of goo called a brain. ^__^ Enjoy!
Remember: Mongoose. Thank you.
On to our feature presentation!
Seishi and Coffee: Chapter 2
Tasuki: Must you torture us so?!
Suboshi: Yes.
Kouji: What happened?
Tasuki: This idiot left his stupid balls in the hall way and I tripped over em'!
Kouji: You left your balls in the hall way? *raises eyebrow*
Suboshi: Gah!!! Not like that! You're one sick puppy!!
Kouji: Hey, I'm not the one that left his balls in the hallway.
Suboshi: Whatever! *sits next to Amiboshi at the table* How'd you get up before me?
Ami: It's called an alarm clock.
Suboshi: Now *you're* bein' sarcastic!
Tasuki: Idiot.
Suboshi: Moron!
Tasuki: *jumps up* What was that?!
Ami: *sipping on coffee* He just called you a moron.
Subohsi: Oooo!!! Coffee! Coffee! Gimme gimme!!
Ami: Akk! No!
Suboshi: Gimme coffee!!! *jumps at Ami*
Kouji: Come come children! No incest at the table!
Subo/Ami: What the heck!?!? Ewwww!!!!
Tasuki: *burst out laughing*
Suboshi: Fine! I'll get my own! *looks in cabnet* *gasp!!* There's only enough for one more cup!!
Tasuki: That's mine!!
Kouji: Battle ready? Set! Go!!
Suboshi: You wanna fight for it?
Tasuki: *cracks knuckles* Bring it on yo yo boy!
Suboshi: They aren't yo yos!!!!
Tasuki: Shooting star plumbbob.'
Suboshi: That's it!! *pounces at Tasuki:*
Kouji/Ami: *sipping coffee quietly*
Ami: Nice weather today ne?
Kouji: Quite.
~*~*~Poof!!!!~*~*~
Chichiri: Ohayo no da!!!!!! *pops up on table*
Kouji/Ami: *spit coffee out* Ahh!
Chichiri: Ewwww no da!!
Ami: Ch-Ch-Chichiri!!
Chichiri: Good Hotohori empression na no da!
Kouji: Um.Coffee?
Suboshi: *In a headlock* Hey!
Tasuki: *Hitting Suboshi in the head* That's mine!
Suboshi: No! Mine!
Tasuki: No mine! *lets him out of headlock*
Suboshi: Ryuuseisui!!!!*Ryuuseisui comes whirling in the kitchen*
Ami: Do you?
Chichiri: Hai no da! *drinks down the coffee*
Suboshi/Tasuki: *Pale* Noooooooooo!!!! *hold there heads on the ground*
Chichiri: *shaking*
Ami: Uh oh.
Kouji: Me thinks Mt. Chichiri's gonna blow!!!!! *ducks under table*
Chichiri: *turns sd* Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Suboshi/Tasuki: Oh shit!
Ami: Suboshi!
Suboshi: Aniki?
Ami: Suboshi!!!
Suboshi: Aniki!!!
Tasuki: *fwaps Suboshi* Idiot.
Chichiri: *on top of table dancing* Da da DAAAAAAA!!
Kouji: So so wrong.
Chichiri: *turns into a sd Tasuki* Rekka shin'en no da!!! *dances around alittle more*
Tasuki: Chiri!!! Cut it out!!
Suboshi: *rolling on floor with laughter* Ha ha ha! Go Chichiri!!
Chichiri: *poofs into sd Amiboshi* Look! I'm going to put you to sleep with my sissy flute no da! *pretends to play imaginary flute*
Ami: Chichiri.I'm not a *sniff* Sissy!
Chichiri: *poofs into Ami in drag* I'm not sissy Chichiri na no da!
Ami: Wahh! *runs out of room*
Suboshi: Why you little cat faced!!!
Chichiri: *poofs gag over Suboshi's mouth*
Suboshi: Ummphh!!!!!
Chichiri: Tsk tsk no da!
Tasuki: *laughing horribly* Now that's funny Chiri! *puts arm on Chichiri*
Chichiri: Get off of me!! *poofs* muzzle on him*
Tasuki: What the---!!!!
Kouji: *slight sweatdrop* Um.Might I ask.Why in Konan are you here?
Chichiri: We aren't in Konan no da. Are you lost?
Kouji: Um, no. Why are you here?
Chichiri: For coffee!!!!! Whoo!!! *turns back into regular sd Chiri*
Kouji: *huge sweat drop* I mean other then that.
Chichiri: We're going shopping no da! Miaka wants to!
Tasuki/Kouji/Suboshi: *pale* No!!!!!!!!!
Ami: *comes back in* *sniff* No what?
Chichiri: Shopping no da!!! *throws kesa over everyone*
~~~~~~~~~At mall~~~~~~~~
Minna: Ahhhh!!! *hits ground hard* Uff!!!
Chichiri: *floats gracefully down* Daa!!!
Tasuki: *in tree**muffled by muzzle* I'm gonna kill you!!!!
Chichiri: *unpoofs muzzle and gag*
Tasuki: Get me down!!!!!
Chichiri: Kowaii no da!! *poofs a gag on him*
Miaka: Minna-san!!! *glomps everyone*
Kouji/Ami: Um, good morning Miaka-san!
Miaka: Good morning!! *sees Suboshi trying to sneak off* Ahh!!! Subo-chan!! *goes to glomp him*
Suboshi: *takes off* No!!!! Get it away! Get it away!!!
Miaka/Suboshi: *running in circles*
Tamahome: *sweat drop* Why is flame head in a tree?
Tasuki: *growls*
Tamahome Oh my!! *laughing* Baka's got a gag! Baka's got a gag!!!
Chichiri: *un poofs gag and poofs gag on Tamahome*
Tasuki Damn you little ghost!! *jumps out of tree* I'm gonna flame you!!!!
Random man: Little ghost?
Random lady: Yes! Didn't you see them appear in here?
Crazy old man: *shaking finger* I knew those ghosties was real! Be gone evil spirits!!
Tasuki:?? I'm not a ghost you baka!! *bearing fangs*
Crazy old man: Oh no!! Back away fowl demon! This un' is a phantom of the night! He's one o' em' vampires!
Tasuki: I'm gonna flame you!!! *runs at the man*
Crazy old man: *pulls out garlic* *runs at Tasuki* Back! Back I say!!
Tasuki: *sweatdrop* I'm soooo afraid gramps! *smirks*
Crazy old man: Dad gum it! It tain't workin'!
Crazy old hag: *hands him a stake* This un's a tough one! He needs to be skewered!
Tasuki: Ahh!!! *turns tail and runs*
Crazy old man: *after him with silver stake in hand* I shal' vanquish the!! You stupid vampirey!!!
Chichiri: What happened to Tasuki no da?
Miaka: *on top of Suboshi hugging him* I don't know. Oh! There he is! *points to top floor where a flame shot from*
Minna: *sweatdrop*
Random girl: *looking over Chichiri's shoulder* Is this some kinda' dog pile?
Chichiri: Daaa!!! *jumps away* You scared me no da!!
Miaka: Howdy doo!! What's your name?
Suboshi: *mouthing 'help me' and turning purple*
Random girl: Yeon Jin be m' name! Glomping random people be m' game! *glomps
Chichiri* Oh! Look-y there! It's a bakery!
Miaka: Ahhh!!! Cake!!! *turns round and bolts throwing Suboshi in nearby pond*
Chichiri: *blushes* Kowaii no da.
Yeon Jin: *hanging onto Chichiri* Iwannacome! Iwannacome! Iwannacome!
Chichiri: I need more coffee na no da.*frowning even with the mask on*
Yeon Jin: Someone say coffe?! I looove coffee!!! Lets go!!! * dashes off like a tornado*
Tasuki: *comes back down holding a scalded man* Don't ever do that AGAIN!!!!!
Man: Stupid vampire.*sniff* He's gonna' kill me and I'm gone be undead...
Tasuki: You stupid.OLD MAN!!!!!*kicks the man out of the mall through the skylight*
Kouji: Wow.So mature..*rolls eyes*
Tasuki: Not you too!!
Tamahome: *sticks toungue out*
Tasuki: You are so gonna pay!! *flailing arms about*
Suboshi: *looks at watch* Five four three two.
Tasuki: Rekka---
Suboshi: One.
Tasuki: Shinen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns Tama into heap of soot on the floor*
Tama:*high pitched girly voice* Owwie..
Tasuki: Ha ha ha!!! Pbbttt!!! *sticks toungue out at Tama*
Amiboshi: Wow.How'd you do that Shun?
Suboshi: What? The counting or the looking at my watch?
Ami: *slaps forehead* Never mind.
Yeon Jin: Viola!! *opens door to House of Coffee: 101 flavors*
Chichiri: *hearts in eyes* I think I'm in love noda!!!
Yeon Jin: *blush* I feel the same way too! It must be fate!!
Chichiri: *drinking down 12th cup of joe* Nani nani nani?! *bouncing with hyperness*
Yeon Jin: Grrr!!! Why you monk!!!
Chichiri: *poofs into chibi* Ack!! *starts running*
Yeon Jin: Come back here!!! I'm gonna glomp you!!! *runs after him*
Chichiri: Ha ha ha! You can't catch me! I'm the gingerbread man!!!
Yeon Jin: I thought you were tasty!!! Now you're really gonna get it!! *turns on turbo speed*
Kouji: *looking at a new book* *flash goes by* What.th..
Tasuki: What the f### was that?!
Kouji: *hits him over the head with Akira* No cussing!
Tasuki: Owww!!! That book could kill!!!
Kouji: *grin* I know.
Tasuki: *whistles* Okay.
Misty: Yea!!!!!! *plows into Tasuki and knocks him over* That's another bishie glomped. *scribbles in note pad* That makes twenty!!! Whoo!!! *dances on top of Tasuki*
Tasuki: O wow ow! Hey!! Watch it!!! Ow!
Kouji: Uh.*shys away* Ja ne! *runs for his life*
Tasuki: Who the heck are you?!
Misty: Duh!!!! *smacks him* Can't you see? *points to her name* It's right there!!
Tasuki: That was odd.
Misty: That wasn't odd. She can't help her obsession with confusion and dead people.
Tasuki: What?
Misty: You called my friend That odd! She isn't odd! Just a little different!
Tasuki: You're scary.
Misty : No!! I'm Misty!!! Don't call me Scary! *jumps up and down on him*
Tasuki: Okay okay! Stop it!!!
Misty:Okay! *big smiles*
Tasuki: Oh man.How much caffine have you been drinking?
Misty: Me no know! Lots and lots and lots!!!!
Tasuki: Oh shit..
Amiboshi: What happened to everyone?
Suboshi: They died and went to h-*whoosh!* What the heck was that?!
Amiboshi: I think it was Chichiri.
Chichiri: Daaa!!!!! Help me! She's gaining!!!!!
Ami/Subo: *major sweatdrop*
Suboshi: I kinda' hope she catches that damned monk.
Ami: No cussing!!! *swats him*
Suboshi: Oww!Why not?!
Ami: Cause!
Subo: Why?!
Girl pops up: Foul ball!!!!
Ami/Subo: Ahh!!!! *fall on buttocs*
Girl: *blows whistle* Penalty point to the cute one! *points at Ami*
Suboshi: Ha ha-Hey wait a sec.Cute on?! We're twins!!!
Ami: *burst out laughing*
Girl: Hmm.Yup.
Suboshi: *face fault* Now people I don't even know are saying I'm the bad one!! Why me?!
Girl: You're not cute though.
Suboshi: Hmmph! Pardon me!
Girl: You're hot.
Suboshi: *blinkblink* Huh?
Ami: This is just getting ludicrous.
Girl/Subo: Isn't that a band?
Subo/Girl: Hey! Stop it!
Girl/Subo: No! You!
Subo/Girl: No you!!!
Ami: Time out!!!! *pushes them apart* Just who are you anyways?
Girl: A very cute teen with an overactive amagination.
Suboshi: Translation: a very annoying girl who's been smokin' something she shouldn't.
Girl: Man! You're just soo kawaii!! *hugs him*
Suboshi: *blushes* I get that a lot..^^'' Eh heh heh.
Ami: I'm leaving. *goes into the music store*
Suboshi: What is your name anyways?
Girl: I am sister of darkness!!! Muwah ha ha!!
Suboshi: Oh! *smile* I think I've met your sister some where before too.
SoD: *face fault* Nononono!!! I AM Sister to darkness!!
Suboshi: I'm Brother to Amiboshi.
SoD: *slaps Suboshi's head*
Suboshi: Oww!!
Kouji: Wow.This place has a lotta' stores.geez.*bumps into someone* Oh, sorry.Heika??!!
Hotohori: Pardon us...Oh hello Kouji. How are you?
Kouji:*bows* I am well your high sir Heika person!
Hotohori: *sweatdrop* Um.Who are you here with?
Kouji: A lot of people at first but then these strange girls would just walk up and say-
Girl: Hi.
Kouji: *looks up* Not again! I'm sorry your heika-ship but I ain't stickin' around for this one! *turns tail and walks.very, very fast.*
Hotohori: Hello. Who might you be? *reaches down and kisses her hand*
Girl: *blush* I-I'm Kagome.
Hotohori: *elegant smile* Well, Kagome, what can I help you with.
Kagome: Um..I just wanted to talk to you.
*~Whoosh!!~*
Kagome/Hotohori: *blinkblink* What was that?
Chichiri: Da!!!!!!!!! *is knocked from behind by Yeon Jin and lands on top of someone*
Soi: Excuse me!! Could you please get off of me! What a perv!
Yeon Jin: *gasp!!* You!
Soi: *crawling out of the dog pile* What?!
Yeon Jin: *walks up to Soi*
Soi: OO''' What? Is something on my face? *takes out compact*
Yeon Jin: Yeah. It's right about here.*points to nose* And here and here and here.*points to eyes and mouth*
Soi: *eye twitch* I know where my eyes are you moron! *muttering* Baka.
Yeon Jin: Slut!
Soi: *gasp* Am not!
Yeon Jin: Are too!
Chichiri: *dusting self off* You are na no da.
Soi: You Suzaku dumb a$$!!!!!!! *lunges at Chichiri*
Yeon Jin: *pulls out frying pan and hits lets Soi 'Run into it'*
Soi: Ahh!! My FACE!!! *crying* I'm going to get Nakie-poo to hurt you! You'll be sorry!
Chichiri/Yeon Jin: Nakkie.Poo? *chibi on floor laughing their heads off*
Soi: Yes! Nakie-kins will beat you up so bad you won't even recognize yourself!
Chichiri: *poofs a gag on Soi* More coffee!!
Yeon Jin: Coffee time! Coffee time!! Yeah! Hyperness!! *evil laughter*
Chichiri: I can do better no da!
Yeon Jin Oh? *raises eyebrow*
Chichiri: Hai!!!!!!!!*poofs into chibi drag Tomo* Kayk kyak kyak kyak!!!! Shin lovers whoo!!*holds out peace sign*
Yeon Jin: Ahh!!!! Evil pervert!!! *pulls out frying pan again* I'm gonna hurt you!!!!
Chichiri: Ahh!!! Run no da!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: Well.That was a fun lunch. Thank you for treating me to it.
Hotohori: You are very welcome. Would you like to meet my other friends?
Kagome: Very much.
*~Whoosh!!~*
Hotohori: It happened again.
Kagome: Come on! Let's chase it!
Hotohori: Yes. Lets. *the two start running after the "blur" that passed them*
Tasuki: Whoo! I love you!! *in a drunken stupor*
Misty: Woohooo!! *hic* You were right!! *sluring and stumbling every where*
Tasuki: 'bout what?
Misty: 'bout the coffee n' booze thing! Me like-y!
Tasuki: Yea!! Let's cel'brate! More sake!!
~*Whoosh*~
Tasuki: Wha' was that?
Misty: Thunk I saw Horihori and Chiri in it.
Tasuki: Let's catch em'!
Misty: Yeah!! *they stumble/run after the other four*
Amiboshi: *looking over railing at the first floor* Hey! Kouji!! Where's everyone?
Kouji: They all got glomped by some odd people!
Amiboshi: Hold on a sec! I'll come down there!! *goes down the escalator to the first floor*
Kouji: Have you seen Tasuki? That baka.
Amiboshi: The only sign of Tasuki I've seen was the burn marks.
Kouji: *winces* I hope he didn't fry that girl.
Amibsohi: Girl? Him? *starts laughing* Good one Kouj!
Kouji: I ain't joking.
*~Whoosh~*
Kouji: There! See?
Amiboshi: Man! Was that Tasuki?
Kouji: I think that was everyone..
Amiboshi: Whoa! They nearly collided with that old man.
Kouji: Come on. We'd better tag along and make sure they're all safe.
Ami: *nod* *starts running after the "blur"*
Suboshi: Shit! I can't believe you beat me 15 times in a row!!!
SoD: Believe it! *blows on finger nails* Wanna' try again? *smirk*
Suboshi: You're on! *goes to put quarter in DDR*
~*Whoosh!!*~
Suboshi: What th?
~*Whoosh!!*~~*Whoosh*~Whoosh!!*~
SoD: *sniffs air* Do you smell that?
Random Boy: Wasn't me!!
Suboshi: *sweatdrop*
SoD: I smell trouble! Come on! We've gotta' see this! *grabs Suboshi and takes off after the "blur"*
Miaka: *walks out of the store with a huge bag of goodies* Yea!! Wait til' Taka sees!! All this for only $50! He'll be soo happy that I spent his money so wisely!
Man: Um..Miss?
Miaka: Yessir!
Man: If I wer you, I'd move instead of talking to myself.
Miaka: Why?
Man: Because-*steps out of the way*
****Kaboooom!******
*Pile of seishi and girls collide with Miaka*
Man: Of that.
Minna: Itai..
Chichiri/Yeon Jin: *on bottom of pile* Gettoff no da!!!!!!!!
Miaka: All of my pastries!!! Ruined!!! Wahh!! *stands up* *clips heels together* There is no place like home! There is no place like home!
Tasuki: Miaka-baka!!!!!! Shudup!! *hic*
Hotohori: We are being squished!!!
Misty: Ahk! Suboshi!!
Suboshi: *blushes* Sorry. Was that your leg?
Misty: Yes!!
Chichiri: *grabs hold of Yeon Jin and teleports out of pile*
Kouji: Damn it.
Amiboshi: Come on. I need an asprin.
Kouji: I need coffe.
Group: Coffee?!
Kouji: *sweatdrop**nod*
*Pile starts shaking*
Kagome: *picks up entire pile* Coffee!!!!!
Minna: Ahh!! Put us down! Put us down!!
Kagome: *puts pile down* Gomen. ^^''
Chichiri: Last one to Starbucks buy coffee for everyone!! *poofs into normal self and dashes off*
Minna: Pays? *blink blink* *gets out of pile and chases the monk and his girlfriend down the..extremely scared mall*
Aww! Cutie cuteness!!!
Hope you liked this one. ^^ Sorry it took so long. I had tonnnnnnsssss of hw to do. Any ideas on what to do next chapter? Send a review if you do! Ja ne! ~Amanda~