HiGHway - Continued
Note that this chapter was mostly written by a friend of mine, Alex. *big smile*
"What ever happened to Ash's Pikachu?" Professor Ivy asked, looking rather confused.
"Oh, yes.. Pikachu .. now I remember. Well, to make it short.. Pikachu married Gary."
"You mean Ash's rival?
"Yes, exactly. Anyway.. After Pikachu married Gary, Ash got extremely jealous. Out of jealousy, Ash married Bayleef, but a week after their honeymoon Ash caught Bayleef making out with Bulbasaur behind a movie theatre."
"How sad.." Ivy said.
"Yes, as I was saying, Ash and Bayleef made-up and had a child.. it was a Charizard."
Ivy interjected, "How did THAT happen??"
"Hell if I know!" Oak screamed back at her. "Now stop interrupting me you old BITCH! After Charizard got bored with playing with his toys, he burned his house down! Poor Ash was asleep and died that night from burns.."
"Oh my," Ivy said. "That's terrible!"
"Yes it is.." Oak said slowly. "AND SO IS THIS!!" He grabbed the nearest object and began beating Ivy with it. He soon realized it was a pen, so he stabbed her in the eye and killed her. "Is she dead?" Oak said, a little excited, and then he poked the corpse with a stick. "Yep, she's dead alright." Proffessor Oak left the room and went outside.
He started skipping. "Get ready Mexico, because here I cum .. oops, I mean come!"
THE END
Note that this chapter was mostly written by a friend of mine, Alex. *big smile*
"What ever happened to Ash's Pikachu?" Professor Ivy asked, looking rather confused.
"Oh, yes.. Pikachu .. now I remember. Well, to make it short.. Pikachu married Gary."
"You mean Ash's rival?
"Yes, exactly. Anyway.. After Pikachu married Gary, Ash got extremely jealous. Out of jealousy, Ash married Bayleef, but a week after their honeymoon Ash caught Bayleef making out with Bulbasaur behind a movie theatre."
"How sad.." Ivy said.
"Yes, as I was saying, Ash and Bayleef made-up and had a child.. it was a Charizard."
Ivy interjected, "How did THAT happen??"
"Hell if I know!" Oak screamed back at her. "Now stop interrupting me you old BITCH! After Charizard got bored with playing with his toys, he burned his house down! Poor Ash was asleep and died that night from burns.."
"Oh my," Ivy said. "That's terrible!"
"Yes it is.." Oak said slowly. "AND SO IS THIS!!" He grabbed the nearest object and began beating Ivy with it. He soon realized it was a pen, so he stabbed her in the eye and killed her. "Is she dead?" Oak said, a little excited, and then he poked the corpse with a stick. "Yep, she's dead alright." Proffessor Oak left the room and went outside.
He started skipping. "Get ready Mexico, because here I cum .. oops, I mean come!"
THE END